What did Dana White say? - 2

[BelovedPlans]

@stfran24 and @dudetyful, grow up. you guys will never be mma fans, just haters. fucking fools.

[vi70h12]

people stp trying to beat the top comment its not going to happen just like it

[12pussylicka]

Dana: I have a bottle full with my sperm, wanna drink?

BJ: sure where is it?

Dana: right beside Joe, now run before "the natural born killer" gets ahead of you.

[LikeTotallyRich]

Chandella was doing porn. This is why they just heard the news and released her. He is cut from the ufc forever. I just watched his stuff, that little black girl with pink pussy is hot

[Yuspliff]

ahh back when bj was in shape and a beast

[JACKSMMA]

Dana: Great fight.

BJ: Thanks Dana, seeya.

Dana: Oh wait Nick Diaz is walkin out that way.

BJ: Oh shit...Oh I mean seeya Dana.

[TimeSplittersChimp]

Dana - You know black people can't win in this sport

BJ - I'm half black Dana

Dana - Bitch GTFO MY CAGE

[jonni928]

@TimeSplittersChimp Ironic. Considering that Anderson Silva, Jose Aldo, Jon Jones and Junior Dos Santos, who are all current champions aren't ''white.'' And Royce Gracie, who wasn't ''white'' either, was probably one of the best UFC fighters of all time.

[xtralarge069]

@jonni928 LOLZ hahaahaha Royce Gracie one of the best UFC fighters of all time????? I promise anyone in the top 10 now in his weight class could beat him at his prime. No disrespect to Royce but its easy to beat people who do not train any style of ground game. The people that could grapple did give him trouble and they werent that great.

[x10yearsx]

@xtralarge069 not just anyone in the top 10 anyone in the ufc in his weight class would beat him for sure.

[jonni928]

@xtralarge069 You don't have to win every fight to be the best of all time, fighters aren't just measured in how many wins they have. Matt Hughes, Mark Coleman, Chuck Liddell, all UFC Hall of Famers, they hardly have spotless track records. And I did say one of, not the best, which implies that there are better.

[ssths]

@jonni928 im pretty sure time splitter was joking

[jonni928]

@ssths I know he was, I was pointing out how his joke was very incorrect, both politically, and factually speaking.

[mattplasse88]

@TimeSplittersChimp Ya okay...? just the 2 most dominant fighters in MMA are black.

[ssths]

@mattplasse88 lol time splitter was joking dude

[mattplasse88]

@ssths Well at one point it was Fedor and GSP a p4p best but now I think its more Jon Jones and Anderson. Really the black fighters have been good but never the best until now. Anyways I don't look at a fighters color, I look at their style. I don't even remember what the guy said but whartever I don't care I was curious though as to what he was going to say back to me but he never responded. Way to stand up for a random asshole, I guess.

[animeflagger10]

@mattplasse88 Sonnen was right about p4p its like arguing who would win between superman and batman theres no p4p tournaments and there is no way to tell

[cool2153]

@DrunkenPoetic that was fucking retarded lo

[pyroboyification]

@DrunkenPoetic dude you suck

[jakeisurpimp]

Dana:Hey Bud, Betchya cant throw a shirt as far as nick d!

BJ:Check this shit out!

[BrandDetter]

Dana: "LeBron traveled.."

[DrunkenPoetic]

"Hey BJ, I'll give you two hundred dollars if you kiss my ring."

[BJ kisses the ring on Dana's finger]

"Not that one, bitch. Now get the fuck over there and assume the position."

[lee5912able]

@DrunkenPoetic thats nasty

[tylerdanieltothemax]

@DrunkenPoetic haha this one is definitely the best. idk why you don't have any likes.

[leanfiend444]

It wasn't a kiss... he touched his forehead to his hand as a gesture of gratitude/thank you... don't say shit that isn't true.

[DRAGONSHEADNORTH1177]

@leanfiend444 spot-on

[flfl4545]

@leanfiend444 heh

[agrafes6]

Hey BJ whats that hanging from the end from your nose? Fuck knows Dana, but its going on the back of your hand BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[Creekboyz247]

I am proud of you guy, this way

[umadbro201182]

"im proud of you man"

[bjed21]

i think he says "wrong way"

[photojoebill1989]

He doesn't kiss Dana's hand morons, he touches his forehead to Dana's hand as he sort of bows to him. People do this all the time after shaking each others' hand after a Jiu-Jitsu match.

[takingstraylight]

Dana: headbutt my fist

BJ: *headbutts fist*

[MMAFIGHTER187]

@narenderkhanpur Joe Rogan my Naive Friend

[Meotrix]

Dana: Hey smell this

BJ: mmmm what is it

Dana: my asshole

BJ: awww fuck that gross

[MixMaterialArts]

Dana white is a pussy

[dudetyful]

Dana: You see, I told you my sperm will give you superpowers!

BJ: Yea..god flavor, thanks.

Dana: Joe is waiting a sample of yours!

BJ: Sure, cmon guys! whos milkin?

[chazzl3]

@dudetyful lmfao sick !!how are you knot the third comment above lol ur p4p third pest comment on here !!!!

[bizzle187]

@dudetyful you guys are not funny at all. faggots.

[DannyBoy445593]

Dana: Your not even fighting tonight, why is your shirt off? Get out of the ring..

BJ: But brock really sucks!!!

Dana: Ah fuck it, get in there, you can fight Overeem Instead.

[williampaulmerasty]

Top two comments LMAO!!!

[MrMijig]

Dana: What up Dog

BJ: HUSS HUSS HUSS

[wheresmyrematch]

Dana: I'm a douchebag

BJ: I know man...

Dana: Okay, now go see Joe

[dannielpreto]

I'm Proud of you... Exit is that way... and something about nukes and thunderbolts

[undisputed8693]

@LjCaramat Original 

[SuperMusicman101]

Dana- wanna gets some coffee sometime

BJ-im married, but thank you

Dana- your point is?

[peter11772]

Dana: Hey can you b.j my penn?

Bj: Ok, i'm a faggot ass nucca anyway

Dana: As long as i'm paying you, you are who i make you to be!

[bigredcali714]

Stfran24 lmafo

[stfran24]

Dana: Hey BJ, me and Joe took turns fingering your wife. Smell my hand.

BJ: hmmm. Yup! that's my wife

Dana: Now go over there and smell Joes

[Man4413]

@stfran24 hahahaha NOT FUNNY motherfucker. quit life stupid bitch. 'Se7enEyedSky' had a really funny comment, stop trying to steal his limelight fucking ugly motherfucker. i hate biatches like you AAARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!! im high right now... inhaleeeee exhaleeeeeeee

[tomicip]

@stfran24 hahahahahahahah



[TheCropsyManiac]

@stfran24 LMFAO!!! I aint laughed that hard for a long time :-)

[Sigrafix]

@stfran24

Lmfao..

[matstacy111]

@stfran24 hahahahhahahahaha funnnny shit man 

[Beadle87]

@stfran24 lol its not funny untill u read then watch again ! ha..

[1017bricksquad37]

@stfran24  LMFAO!!!!

[Karatespongebob]

@stfran24 Hahahaha

[BlueBlazer89]

@stfran24 lmfao nice

[4realRecon]

@stfran24 you stupid bitch you

[onokaoonokao]

@stfran24 you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

[lutonpure999]

@stfran24 LOOOOL!!!

[NZr3pr3s3nt]

@stfran24 Lol you're awesome.

[JonsMomLol]

@stfran24 fucking brilliant lmfao

[The0ptimusCrime]

@stfran24 HSHAHAHHAHAA

[vi70h12]

@stfran24 hahahahaahaaaaa best comment on youtube by far 

[kiwidubz]

@stfran24 cuddles xo.

[bobbyd963]

Dana: Hey BJ I was just scratching my balls have yourself a sniff

BJ: Oh absolutely!

Dana: Now get the hell away from me you nasty fuck.

[RipperRedDead]

He said u did great, and probably hinted him a bonus and told him to holla at Rogan... The same shit he'd say to liddell after every fight. "Good Job kid, I just baught you a Ferrari for that fight on top of your purse.".. that type of shit is not uncommon with Mr. Dana White.

[camdizlefoshizle]

Dana:That guy in the front rows balls were tingling all the way through that fight. Go give him a BJ and make our fans happy!

BJ:Yes boss

Dana:Go balls deep!

[logicbeforematter]

He said, " You f***up, there is the door old bag.

[ipwnblaster]

dana: u got a sexy ass, join me and gsp for some gsp (wink) gay sex party

bj:oh my god, thank you daddy

dana: go warm him up

[emericaordie15]

Dana:Walk that way so i can stare at your ass

Bj:Okay

Rogan: No comment

[fluidsonly69]

Dana: where do you want the bullet

Bj: right here

Dana: alright get outside BallJyna

[thed0gfather]

@ferrari45 lmao.

[KillaKidKush]

k all of you guys are fucking stupid

[GreenScreen619]

Dana: hey bj smell this new lotion i got

Bj:Niiiiiiiiccceee what is it?

Dana: i got it from Rogans cock, now go get me more!

[triggersprollie]

classic one

Dana: i just fingered my ass,smell it

BJ: mmm nice

Dana: Now go smell joes

[sovietamerican2]

Dana: Are you hispanic, or samoan, wtf are you?? I always wondered this, please let me know.

BJ : WTF? Why do you care.......??

[daisylovesmoy]

Dana: hey gsp is by this exit

Bj: oh shit i gotta avoid him

Dana: yeah get your sorry ass out from the other side.

[blackmambason23]

@daisylovesmoy LMAO Man

[Akline52]

Dana : Did you take an arrow to the knee?

BJ : thank god you use to be an adventurer just like me!!

Dana : Ok now Get the Fuck out!!

[billyulster1690]

dana=smell my fist....

bj=what is that smell??

dana=your wife...now get out

[Rockfielddesign]

dana: great fight, hey take a picture you asshole!

Bj: oh im sorry, i forget it

[ONTHEFUCKLIST]

DANA: "IT RUBS THE LOTION ON"

BJ: "do i have to"?

DANA: "IT RUBS THE LOTION ON OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN"

BJ: "PLEASE.....ill fight nick diaz right now if i have to"

DANA: "OK IT FIGHTS NICK DIAZ NOW OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN"

[oceanside1322]

@ONTHEFUCKLIST classic

[Kingjd87]

Dana: I'll eat your ass, I want to pound you man.

BJ: Do I have to?

Dana: Get out there

[MRkoKEN1]

Dana:you got something in your hair

Bj:where?

Dana:nowhere bitch your bald .get yo dumb ass ova there

[krnk4life]

@MRkoKEN1 hahahahahahahahahha

[zangarbrandon]

@MRkoKEN1 Haha!

[tgshark1]

@MRkoKEN1 a bald guy making a joke about another bald guy, right...you sir ARE A FUCKING RETARD

[MrTJH1991]

@tgshark1 he was joking obviously... you sir ARE A FUCKING RETARD

[CapAceBeatz]

Dana. Babe!

BJ. Babe I wasn't cheating on you. Forgive me.

Dana. Go sign the divorce papers.

[TheBullshittube]

Dana: You got really soft hands BABY J

BJ: I know comes with the job, thank you masta.

Dana: You forgot your vaseline over there.

[brandonsmith666]

dana: i just wiped my butt with my hand...want to smell?

bj: mmmmm, it's smell wonderful...let me smear some on my head.

dana: you're a sick fuck. go wash up you dirty motherfucker.

[themixmartialartist]

Dana: Bj you're the best

Bj: nah man Gsp is

Dana: yeah now go suck cecil peoples nipples...

[ferrari45]

Dana: hey bj, congrats on the win bro, your ass looked absolutely phenomenal in that fight

BJ: thanks boss. hey, speaking of asses, where's joe

Dana: over there

[richie123w]

Dana: smell my hand

BJ: smells like fish

Dana: thats ur mum

[DipinSauce]

dana: i fucking love you man

bj: ok bausss

dana: now come suck my dick over there -->

[Jizzle76]

The second comment was "I'm proud of you man" which is why BJ held is hand up.

[speedcorematik]

Dana : im drunk

Bj: wheres mine gaylord

[DK4REALITY]

dana:you just dropped your job no your job its over there

bj:ok thanks

[Axel2992]

Dana: LOLZ remember when Nick Diaz headbutted your jabs?

BJ: Yeah LOLS it was just like this *headbutt*

Dana: HE'S COMING, GO HIDE

[mrrizz0]

@erikkarlify you win

[erikkarpify]

dana: Im bald

bj: so am i

dana: joes well on his way

[methlamamba]

@wwtdd1 ftw

[wwtdd1]

Dana: I just fingered my ass here smell it.

BJ: Mmm smells good.

Dana: Now go smell Joes.

[12GAUGEtoyodome]

@wwtdd1 steal comment fail.

[moneyxl00]

Dana: hahaha, you know something? I gave your money to Joe

BJ: hahahaha, Joe's dead and your next

[regninnep12]

all i could understand was dana saying " im proud of you man"

[12GAUGEtoyodome]

Dana: Im a bitch.

BJ: Im a bitch too.

Dana: Go tell joe rogan hes a bitch also.

[Tacoflavoredkisses25]

really?

[TheZamorakgod]

Dana: lick my pussy

penn: ok

joe rogan: Gay porn interview?

[Scribbledropx5]

Dana: ive been using this new lotion called Hawaiian baby ass, joe said its a gimic and bet me 5 bucks it dosnt feel authentic

Penn: oh noo this is the real deal

Dana: tell that bitch show me my money.

[mateodck]

Dana: I just fingered my ass

BJ: Let me smell

[chadhall83]

Dana: you dont look familiark, you must be out of town.

BJ Penn: ya fuck my head with your hand.

Dana: haha lolz pearl harbour was bombed over there.

[Se7enEyedSky]

Dana: Headbutt my hand

BJ: ok, done.

Dana: Now rape joe.

[wkaine88]

@Se7enEyedSky thats the best 1 ive heard yet

[BackyardBasher83]

@Se7enEyedSky lmao

[earthlinglife]

@Se7enEyedSky LOL

[narenderkhanpur]

@Se7enEyedSky: may i ask, who is joe, please?

[david99449]

Dana: yo penn!! You are missing a tooth.

Penn: no shit!

Dana: yeah its right over there.

[manthonyb]

Dana: congrats on winning the fight, i got a surprise for you. my wife is gonna give you head..

Bj:Thank you so much.

Dana: Shes right over there..

[LegitBenDustman]

Dana: You just got FOTN now you can finally go to Bosley.

BJ: Love you bro

Dana: Now surf on over there chrome dome

[BerksBeats]

kiss the ring bitch

[pepelips]

 dana :i got sum sour man smell this shit penn :damn thats some good weed ima go get rolling papers dana :go to joe he got blunt wraps

[ultrasasuke2]

Dana: "I command you to bump your forehead against my fist"

----

Dana: *Points* "Back to your cage"

[ChubberGlump]

He said "im proud of you man, go this way"

[sabfoucan]

Dana: some guy was trash talking you earlier *shakes his hand*

BJ: What the.. who was it..

Dana: Joe Rogan.

[TStrince]

@sabfoucan

Me: run joe run

[powerhousephg]

dana: i bet some tool on youtube is gonna give a fuck about what i'm saying right now

bj: they should retire his account

[Gonzalez230497]

Dana: Nick Diaz is in da house.

BJ: ¡HOLLY SHIT!

Dana: Nah, just kiddin

[zappinbitches123]

dana: hey bj can u give me a bj later?

bj: sure

dana: now go get your knee pads

[9toStryfe]

Dana : I made a bet with Joe. can u touch my hand with ur forehead?

BJ : Sure!

Dana: Now go tell Joe!

[ubtrio08]

Dana: Good fight bro, now can u still fist my asshole later tonight, with that ufc glove i jizzed on before u put it on?

Penn: Sure why not cocksmugller

Dana: get the fuck out of here

[brandonsmith666]

dana: you're package looked impressive out there.

bj: thanks boss man! i kept thinking about what you were going to do to me tonight in bed.

dana: well, think no more. go up to my room and i'll be there just as soon as i put on my thong.

[Brando1613]

lol i didnt kno who to give the thumbs up 2

[shibuyagto]

Two top comments must be the best around Youtube :'D

[ferrari45]

Dana: hey BJ, congrats on the win bro

BJ: thanks boss

Dana: now go over there and give that guy a BJ

[captaindein33]

there was no kiss . watch your vid before posting.

[DamianTheFarmer]

top 2 comments.......wtf............­...?

[torhz101]

my mind = blown by the two top comments

[TheInternetzoo]

this woulda been more worth my time if Dana got a bj from BJ

[mofukersmerk]

@TheInternetzoo so gay...hahahahaha

[mazhpereira]

kiss? what kiss....

[joeperson101]

Those 2 top comments blew my mind.

[brandonsmith666]

dana: we still on for that alnight fuck session?

penn: oh yea...i'm so glad you liked the last one we had.

dana: well what are you waiting for. my limo is right over there. you can get undressed right away!

[joeylarin]

dana : nice fight, but the exits that way

[RyanDavis2306]

both top comments on 114 who too give the lead?...none of you your both muppets...

[RyanDavis2306]

why would everyone be so sad to comment saying...why would people give more thumbs up to the guy who clearly stole the comment? fucking hell 2 people already have 114 thumbs up none of you are going to get top comment now haha

[TakeYeOutBakAnBuryYe]

why wouldnt you give more thumbs up to the guy who clearly stole the comment?

[RyanDavis2306]

@TakeYeOutBakAnBuryYe bit late now...

[ddog0804]

Huh?

[hrdstylr]

why am i reading the same comments?

[XxHuff24xX]

why would people not give more thumbs to the guy who clearly did not steal the comment?

[JMort95]

@XxHuff24xX fail

[94FADE]

why would dogs give more paws up to the bitch(female dog) who clearly stole every comment?

[kamasu2008]

It's even at 78...the victory of either one of you rests in my hands at this moment. I choose you both and pass it on to the next

[dramakid23]

I thumbed up Amputate's comment so it was at an even 72

[Steven1992ization]

Dana: Great fukn fight bro

Rashad: Thx dude.

Dana: btw you gotta stand over there.

[GEEFLEXZ]

@Steven1992ization um dude its BJ Penn...