League of Legends: Dyrus Lessons [Part 1 of 2] -- June 5, 2011

[vidoegamedunkey]

hi mom

[vidoegamedunkey]

THAT STUPID NOISE... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

[UnterhosenChampion]

If you lose a game dont play for 30 minutes cuz u lose in a lane xDD

[UnterhosenChampion]

what means BROKEN dude XDD?!

[EscapeyourPain]

@UnterhosenChampion op or nerfed as hell ^-^ And Morde was op at that time, i think

[Zimtack]

why is dyrus tired all the time??

[WhiteFoxDubstep]

@Zimtack He's just high.

[2qwe]

i love how dry dyrus is haha... fucking so funny

[sebaISPS]

1.000.000 clicks per second ¬_¬

[MrSocialdinosaur]

so we have arrr a skin advantages sooooo... we win

[Draperius]

His name will turn into hogger and he'll solo baron.. OK!

[Saaiman1]

Nice the spoilers in the fucking discription.. faggot

[xou333]

"Cuz Mordekaiser is broken"

"Mordekaiser is broken"

--> rewind

"...and just win my lane, cuz Mordekaiser is broken"

GOT IT.

[trueguthan]

I hear air gear!

[Sunkan86]

Dyrus seem so motivated giving lessons... Lol he's socially awkward in a way, haha.

Thanks for the upload though, interesting nonetheless :)

[xsc321]

that irelia has the most retarded laughs

[PewPewPewDead]

dang dyrus used to be a massive troll

[justaddwatah]

"its solo queue and no one gives a fuck"

[MONSTEReXoARMY]

is irelia a tank or a dps?

[voltterror]

@MONSTEReXoARMY yes

[CosmoVibe]

At 11:00 look at the enemy team. Purple, red, yellow, green, blue.

Rainbow.

[satelizerx]

Err can I mute that guy XD

[Coondog3607]

i hate the other guy's voice. It makes me want to punch a wall.

[Ignozi]

Anyone know the song name at around 29:55?

Dyrus voice too loud and I can't hear the lyrics.

[EbranLoL]

Two things I've learned from this: solo ranked is retarded on every ELO, and map awareness wins games.

[KaiItza]

Dyrus doesn't use self-cast o.O watch as he places his W

[KaiItza]

"Skin advantage" xD

[SaintSaryad]

I love how cynical and scathing Dyrus is XD

[xNmD]

All I learned from this video is that solo queue is retarded.

[BloodBonesLordman]

21:05 and if they dont die, you can just yell at the game for being retarded and not killing xD

[andrewshanebrown]

"Jungle Lee sin is useless". lolol

[CrisisC0re]

lol "hi mom" :o

[fahaz78]

saw dyrus on lolreplay like your playstyle gd to learn from, fan of singed too ;p

[mindhackz]

At first I thought that it was edited so everytime Dyrus dropped some knowledge it would ding but then realized it was the tetris music then proceeded to realize how amazing that is.

[sinsante17]

i cant watch this without laughing. that guy hes teaching is fucking hilarious.

[Tarnie92]

"bi bop"

[Excalibursin]

"'Kay' so we'll do one ranked game; we're probly' gonna get raped."

[MrImstig]

@Excalibursin i lold



[DrShankums]

Ronald Jenkees!

[Reduktiv]

@DrShankums damnit i've just wanted to remember some of his tunes then i thought why not watch some dyrus. And i see your comment lol. Freaky.

[HereToTrolI]

What the heck is wrong with your mic?

[6stringplaya77]

rofl....dyrus doesn't give a shit.

[DrSusset1]

ah, the good old days of mordekaiser

[mrblufoo]

"hi mom"

[jeagerpoelse]

"we could probably send her a postcard by the time shes finished" dyrus for fucks sake stop trolling :D

[rsmoneyglitch]

And this is why Mord was nerfed. Lol.

[MichaelBallack91]

"anybody can play support"

XPECIAL MAD.

[Just1ManCA]

so troll lmao

[mkstlouis]

Smart cast your E and you wont' miss as much.

[hangloose1234567890]

Check dyrus wukong gameplay video  /watch?v=RKN0v2_2CqU

[sodaxcandy08]

dyrus =king, saintvicious = king

[sodaxcandy08]

maybe 3.. LOL

[BlargZap]

I played against that guy, he fed as gangplank. lol.

[spire110]

"dont play lee sin jungle it's useless, it was only good because of the double tempest bug" couple months later BEST JUNGLER IN THE GAME trolololo

[JAJAJAGUY]

"hi mom"  lolololololololol

[zerowinglad]

oh my god everyone listens to ronald jenkees, I never want to hear another one of his songs again.

[mikecmtong]

17:40

not really true, you should only run away from CV when you clearly see a lane go MIA. Otherwise it's just their support keeping track of you so they know your route so you can get counterjungled / they know when you're ganking.

[Arkthans1010]

whats the song at the very end?

[lamapwnzors]

@Arkthans1010 i think its coldplay- clocks

[swushi999]

Omg this m,ade me laugh so many times. Dyrus is such a pessimistic synic. Loving it.

[ZackBarzahd]

How about a drink? *RAVE*

[cinnabolt]

4:28 "Don't Jungle with Lee Sin, it's useless"

ROFL

[Rhymeex3]

@cinnabolt months later...

[ropowerman]

@cinnabolt lol

[mikecmtong]

@cinnabolt yep. funny how much this game changes in like 4 months.

[NuttyMegg]

@cinnabolt yeah i dont think he would say that now.

[mhrce]

@cinnabolt lee sin used to be pretty shitty

[Kadazik]

@cinnabolt well it was before the huge buff to his ad ratios

[PhilipVZP]

@cinnabolt

This was posted 6 months ago, so.

[Halvcak3]

120+ friends online?!? i thought i had alot online when i had 43..

[shagbeme]

Who uses vent anymore lawl. He sounds so nerdy. Fucking annoying.

[c0mm4nd3r51]

blah blah blah retarded blah blah blah retarded blah blah blah fiddlesticks cv retarded blah blah blah everyone is retarded cause MM is broken blah blah blah MF is autoattacking me shes retarded blah blah blah

IMO.

[calbeeeeee]

20:35

mordekaiser :FAWKK YOU

[Majero]

LOL @ "this is solo queue and everyone is retarded"

[qwwqwwq]

Lmao, "if you lose your tower, blame your team." xD

Dyrus is funny but man his voice sound so boring... or he sound bored... he should teach LoL classes... 

[MrEdauq]

COME ER YOU BITCH! XD

[thieflord555]

"hi mom"

[rtnoobify]

he's right. i started just playing Jarvan people asked me if i could play any other heroes. i said no they would ask why. i said because "I'd rather be good with 1 hero than shitty with all of them."

[rEconN1HNS]

I dont understand Q on 1st level, E is ranged and you wouldn't have wasted your potion :P

[kewkiez7]

high elo... O_O

[TheThegreenpi]

family guy LoL damn 

[CosmoVibe]

10:06 The enemy team is rainbow-colored. Glorious.

[Denmarkpwns]

dyrus is so hilarious.

[xMostValuableGamerx]

what i learned from this Video:

-everyone in solo queue is retardet

-u dont need to give a fuck about what your team wants and just farm all day long

-if you die its your teammates fault

-tunnelvision is good

-everyone in solo queue is reatardet

[Zenthel76]

@xMostValuableGamerx You forgot the most important part. >.> Always, always, always ks.

[OhashiPL]

I play tetris on tetrisfriends as well :D

That makes me moar pro than others?

[JavTheGreat]

"Because it's solo queue and no one gives a fuck" so true.

[robie2222]

Game starts at 13:30, but plenty of wry wit beforehand

[MrTurtleAIDS]

Hi mom!

[MMagentaHH]

dyrus is hilarious

[nubcan0e]

I am spending tooo much time watching this..

[AkumosBDF]

I hear sword of the new world music. 8)

[Darkcha0s5]

Dyrus for President



[NoUnboundFreedom]

Elitistfags gonna elitist

[brownsupafly117]

is that jenkees in the background? =D

[BroodjeGezond]

@brownsupafly117 That sure is Jenkees in the background!

[Peace4lien]

Jerks.

[XxXFinalEndingXxX]

@Peace4lien lol real

[ungface]

skin advantage. fuck yeah.

[Narification]

"hi mum"

[LaurenceTristan]

He's teaching Chris Griffin from Family Guy

[lolim18]

@LaurenceTristan If he's Chris Griffin, then Dyrus is Joe.

[lolh4x]

Damn, Dyrus fucking derp's these kids.

[FelixTheNomad]

The guy getting taught is suck a faggot.

[PiercingAmbush]

im all giggly and happy now

...*silence*

good...you should be

[MFKmuckman]

Dyrus for president!

[Almgand1]

this is what I imagined the average person on the internet sounds like

[lolh4x]

The guy who he is teaching to play is a huge idiot.

[MegaMegaManEXE]

EVERYONE.

Build Void Staff, I got Will of the Ancient.

LET'S GO.

[Darktech13]

Dyrus taught me how to play most characters I play. Without ever talking to me.

[afrikorean]

This guy is hilarious.

[OneCrazyGypsy]

i laughed hysterically

[SuperPronson]

everyones always retarded

[SuperPronson]

love his emotions

[killamanqueenzz]

The guy getting the lessons is ridiculously annoying >.>

[shreycod4]

Plays mordekaiser then doesn't use the huehuehue rune page.

Wat.

[NukeOfMemories]

"The babysitter bot can be replaced with a roamer or... a roamer, or a roamer."

[sirslick123]

LOL this guy is soooo funny!! thumbs up if u agree!

[Teslockx]

Tunnel vision?

I play locked-camera.

[TheHapticRuin]

He's listening to music from Air Gear O:

[Rattmuff93]

yeah ronald jenkees:D

[leethunter123]

Dyrus, remove this video, you're going to get morde nerfed.

[thisishuhwow]

Dyrus, the king.

[JesterMereel]

I feel like this guy just paid so he can play with you.

[mindhackz]

@JesterMereel

Duh? He's giving him lessons, he charges to do this.

[JesterMereel]

@mindhackz Holy shit thank you for bringing this to my attention because I had no idea dumbass. My point was the fact that the guy seemed more interested in becoming friends than the lesson in and of itself.

[HoLLeRiTzSS]

Lol @ And not help our jungler at all, let him figure it out.



[joeyridge]

"I'm all giggly and happy right now"

...

"Cool.. you should be."

[peffiSC2source]

why that is and how it works? i dont know but that is how its fucking working

[Aesir2245Amish]

He does not seem to take this seriously at all. Kind of sad that people pay for this treatment, he just seems so nonchalant, constantly contradicts himself and tells him advice that he doesn't seem to make clear.

I wouldn't enjoy being treated this way by someone I paid for help. At all.

[Palidor]

@Aesir2245Amish You'd be retarded anyway to pay douchebags like Dyrus and Saintvicious who give you shitty advice that people on the forum could give you for free.

[x1c3x]

what are those random sound effects?

[abyssion8]

I'm ashamed that I recognize the song around 6:00

[delenvar]

The one roll I can't play is a jungle role. lol

[Flippyxtrne]

Can anyone tell what OS he's running? That computer must be old.

[Abedeuss]

@Flippyxtrne I think he's on Windows 98 theme. It's not actual OS, it's just modification.

[TheVinceSol]

@Flippyxtrne Windows 7

[sixfingerman68]

This video kicks ass.

[Lovelymuffins12]

why is dyrus so cute :3

[mindhackz]

He's saying what I'm always thinking! FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Grannymuncher]

damn this shits pure gold

[Bangaloo]

Bad video quality , Nice gameplay. Pro

[x8swift8x]

"If you ever see a shen ult his teammate and their teammate's low and you think you can still kill them...kill after shen ults, and then kill shen too for being a retard."

made my day

[Graviteh]

what is with the DING DING

[HSHax]

Dyrus Tells people like it is, it they don't approve ''Tell them to stfu, or if you are really annoyed, compare your stats''

Dyrus the Chef

[Imnanoob]

I want this guys to narrarate my life lol

[Teslockx]

OMG Dyrus is so awesome he is getting paid to play!!!

I'm your fan man :)

[Mototoka1412]

Dyrus:"your probably gonna die because shen is gay"

Dyrus: "I gave the kill to blitzcrank, who isnt building blitzcrank right so it doesnt matter either."

[Mototoka1412]

thanks for the fucking lulz dyrus LOL

[cp3cp33]

does dyrus ever give a shit lol

[dnguyen806]

tetris fanfare always goes off when he says something good

[Narcrom]

@dnguyen806 24:24 "COME HERE YOU BITCH" *dingdingding*

[smccaull]

this guy sounds like a total nerd and also sounds like he has an online boner from talking to dyrus lol

[jartravious]

fuck ya ronald jenkees!! he so awesome!!!

[TheLucDog]

dude im watching ur stream. wtf was that game u just played??? lmao

[Hunterismyname414]

Dyrus has the greatest voice ever, dead serious.

[sniktawleahcim]

@Hunterismyname414 Frozt has a better one, but Dyrus' is nice.

[lonewolfxi]

"I rape everyone in high ELO with Mordekaiser because he's broken" ROFL

Mordekaiser es #1

[Peace4lien]

Yeah I payed for it, :)!

[TheWaveboardFreak]

the most lol part in this is how he says he will counter jax and then pick a champ without cc :O

[dk0bl1v10n]

@TheWaveboardFreak he picked a char with pure godly damage and that doesnt rely on auto atacks..so jax can't dodge him...

[TheWaveboardFreak]

@dk0bl1v10n the point is he didnt pick a counterchamp for jax.... i mean watch his team.. they all can morde counter but morde cant.

[SceptileDude]

What the fuck are the annoying bells and whistles for?

[smccaull]

@SceptileDude tetris friends

[dk0bl1v10n]

@SceptileDude tetris...on the background..lol

[josburr]

if they dive you under turret then your hit outta luck\

[JarrodCanHasSinging]

my god dyrus is a badass

[ratteasd]

youll never have teamfights in soloq. cause everyone is retarded. made my day

[doe791]

this kid has bad attitude.

[likklemisskassi]

anyone no if the guy who dyrus is talking to is neo?

[mukraf]

@likklemisskassi It's Peace Alien. He's in my clan :D

[TugBoatest]

I'm gay for dyrus

[redriddell]

i love learning that everyone is retarded

[XarcZai]

Wait, did you pay for this?

[ThECoLoNeLNoob]

so what i learnt nearly everyone is retarded

[gilbro7]

whats the music changer thing hes using? It seems to switch youtube videos automatically