50 Favorite Firefly Quotes (Reloaded)

[LeoraBerry001]

Zoe: Preacher. Don't the Bible have some specific things to say about... killing?

Book: Quite specific. But it is, however somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

Give this man a bow and arrows. He could do some serious damage.

[Frostiken]

I've used the 'chain of command' line in real life. In the military. It worked.

[anonimac86]

Some quotes are from Serenity!

[GriffithAMPS]

Fox took the sky away from me :(

[TheNiLLSeeYouinHELL]

AWESOME! MISS THIS SHOW I DO :)

[Yayness130]

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

[TheBRO700]

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you. XD

[saxaphone1987]

"If you take sexual advantage of her you will go to a special pit of hell reserved for child molesters. And people who talk at the theatre"-that line always cracks me up!

[Appleholic1]

Why would a network create a show and then cancel it when it becomes very successful?

[stargatefansg1]

My fave line:  "She's a witch! Yea but she's our witch!"

[WillRennar]

3:26 - Personal favorite line in the series.

[ilemangu]

Wow. Moriarty is good. "Starring Richard Brooks" (3:49)

[Loversreason]

My favorite: "Oh my god, what could it be, we're all doomed, WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! Oh right. That would be me."

[jayjames5]

Best quotes 2:42 and 3:23

[GriffithAMPS]

i love the speech that Mal gives River at the end of the movie

[midgetkungfu]

@GriffithAMPS That's from Serenity!

[wdf12345678]

Which episode was it where River is trying to eat the gooball thing?

1:27~ in the video

[HOLYJEEBUSS]

@wdf12345678 Episode 12 

[midgetkungfu]

@wdf12345678 War Stories.

[SaulOhio]

"But that ain't Plan A"

[ashleighallan1]

What about

Inara- What did I tell you about barging unto mu shuttle uninvited?

Mal- That it was manly and impulsive?

Inara- Precisely, only I think the exact phrase I used was 'Don't.'"

[TubaJay448]

"They don't like it when you shoot at 'm, I worked that out myself." XD

[TeamDragoonX]

what, couldn't toss Gorramn it in there?

[shade4bleedinghearts]

knew it was gonna be the dinosaur scene....

[goldlee]

11 episodes and a movie and there are so many incredible quotes. But there could have been SO MUCH MORE.

[PearlBlue5]

One of my favourites is after the bar fight on the small moon when Wash pulls the ship up and says "Every man there go back inside, or we will blow a new crater in this little moon."

[Takilla2]

Also the one from the duelling scene where the guy is like 'You didn't have to wound that man' and Mal replies with 'Yeah I know but it was just funny'

[iblamethemoon]

"...and we shall call it...This Land." LOL.

[demoniosolitario]

Great Video thanks, but this show has way so many great quotes to condense them fairly into just 50. :(

[GangsterHutterite]

I do the job.

*snatches money*

And then I get paid.

[Mermaidgirl1997]

Why in the verse did they have to cancel firefly? One of the best shows ever. And the only reason it was canceled was money issues.

[wirespot]

@Mermaidgirl1997 Sometimes it's hard to guess if a show that's doing so-so at the moment will pick up interest later. You stick to it and it flops, or you abandon it and it starts getting a following, it can go either way. Look at "Starhunter", they stuck with that one even though IMO the 2nd season was way worse than the 1st, and they would have even gone to 3rd if the producers didn't split. Go figure.

[edvawa]

2:40 is the best quote  of all episodes!

"This landing is gonna be pretty interesting"

"Define interesting"

"Oh god oh god, we all gonna die"

[puppydog605]

What about "Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face."

[WalkingDead6six6]

what about the scene where Wash says "oh my god, what could it be? we're all doomed, WHOS FLYING THIS THING?!" and the scene where wash freaked out over Mal's fraudulent wife hitched a ride

[aoinatafanboy84]

I do have one question Why not the movie quote when Mal tells River 'If you have to shoot me..."

[AFMountaineer2000]

Why in the verse was Firefly cancelled, oh yeah Fox is run by some of the dumbest people in the business

[darkroselight]

Some people juggle gesse!

[Randomjoe216]

My Fave is when Saffron was naked and quoting scripture, Mal's Reaction to that is EPIC!

[sugarandspice4815]

My personal favorite quote is from "War Stories," when Mal and Wash are being tortured. Mal tells him that shipboard romances tend to cause problems, but Wash retaliates, "This is just you projecting your own intimacy issues!" :-D

[ENAIRAMA1]

agh! Imiss those guys so much. Firefly and Serenity are not going away!!!! I wish Nathan will do something about it, like.... do more episodes but.... with the same people!!!!! they are perfect and the chemistry!!

[xElvox]

50 great quotes out of the first and only season AND a movie. Suck it every other show.

[Kahrmeen]

@Rikkibird to put out all the good from firefly, you'd have to uplode all the episodes..

[ZombieChimpanzee]

"now that is just damn unsettling."

[reddkl]

Firefly is by far and away one of the TOP shows on TV. Fox lost their heads cancelling this show. Great writing, action, characters and plots. We should petition for another movie

[eihwazrune2000]

STRAIGHT UP TRAVELLER CT-RPG !!!

[LOLJish]

Oh and anyone who wants to see that part in Shindig type this in the youtube search bar. "Firefly - Shindig - "Mercy is the mark of a Great Man""

[LOLJish]

Oh and of course "Excuse me this is the Captain speaking, we may expierience some slight turbulence and... uh... Explode." or Mal to Jane "Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

So many great classic quotes from Serenity's Crew to choose from.

LOL-J

[LOLJish]

Yeah I think my favorite was "Mercy is the mark of a great man... Guess I'm just a good man... Well, I'm alright." or the exchange of words and weapons fire between him and the Operative. "Dear Buddha, I want a pony and a plastic rocket..." and "As you can see I'm unarmed" MAL: "GOOD" BANG. :) Firefly is one of my top 5 favorite shows besides Buffy, Angel, Stargate SG1, Supernatural and maybe thats my top 5 I might have gotten some wrong.

LOL-J

[AztecLos13]

I just figured out that in Frequency 2 with Nathan Fillion, his friend calls him "Captain Tight Pants".

[Toneai2007]

Zoey: "Take me sir. Take me hard!"

Jayne: "Well something about that is just dumb right unsetlling."

My fav.

[hwilson1997]

Thanks so much - made my night seeing this - Cry Baby Cry - Love, the First rule of flying.....xoxo

find me on twitter @hwilson2009

[superkid5647isweird]

This is amazing, thank you very very much.

[chevleclair]

"I am a large semi-muscular man. I can handle it"

"I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers that ain't run on batteries!"

"Good drinker that one!"

"So this is what going mad feels like."

[rcha1982]

Whoa.......good myth.

[TimeRyojin]

My food is problematic!.

[Pectabyte]

Wash: I've been in a fire fight before!

Well I've been in a fire!!!

Actually I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity... I can handle myself...

[Sulferbomb]

Wash: Physic though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.

Zoey: You live in a spaceship dear.

Wash: So?

[Sulferbomb]

Zoey: First rule of battle little one, Don't ever let them know where you are.

Mal: Ahhh *bang bang* "Come on! I'm right here!

Rofl!

[driver3464]

@Sulferbomb and Mal follows rules when?

[Sulferbomb]

@driver3464 well......he had a complicated childhood

[kyosgirl92]

it would have been amazing if after you had the big heros part you had zoey's line from serenity do you know what a hero is…someone who gets other people killed

[Stumperific]

@kyosgirl92 Also the line right after it in that same episode.

"The Girl is a witch."

"Yeah, but she's OUR witch."

[Vw3216]

My favorite was always "What are you doing?"

"What? Oh. Crime"

[nerdierthanlife]

My favorite quote "If somebody tries to kill you you try and kill em right back"

[persebra]

i liked when mal was just waking up from being kissed by this crooked ex wife. "is it christmas?, what happened about me?" it so funny..

[taikerou]

GIVE US FIREFLY

[S4L4DS]

I MISS FIREFLYYYY

[pearsonm957]

I hope she does the soup thing. Its alwasys a hoot and we don't all die from it.

[bobliveson]

"I can kill you with my brain" got robbed! River ftw!

[isaacbluedog]

How about when Mal said, "I think that turned out well", after Saffron made him take off his clothes, and left him stranded in the episode "Trash".

[Academician100]

River: "Noah's Ark is a problem" !!!

[matank1994]

Wash: Hey, I've been in a firefight before. Well, I was in a fire. [Pauses] Actually, I was fired, from a fry cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

[Godsgunboy101]

no one ever has mine...

Jane: I was gunna git me an ear too...

Lawrence: okaaaaay... I can see you're not stupid...

Jane: Wish I could say the same, Lawrence, but this is as disappointing as heck... 

[PharaohNefertiti]

These are great. But one of my favorites not included -

Jayne: So... she's a witch?

Wash: Yes, Jayne. She's had congress with the Beast.

Jayne: So she's in Congress? (Objects in Space)

[HOLYJEEBUSS]

@PharaohNefertiti No, the best part is after that when Wash says, "How can you comprehend human speech?!"

[thedarkmasters123]

WE WILL RULE THIS LAND AND WE WILL CALL IT..... THIS LAND

[Jokerslove123]

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

[Prometheus1st]

LOL...I forgot that one:

"She's being terse...I can be terse!"

"Once in college I was LACONIC!"

[Prometheus1st]

My absolute favorite quote is when Zoe & Wash are chatting about River Tam and they say:

Wash: "What'll she do next?"

Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in her hair. It's a toss-up."

Wash: "I hope it's the soup thing. It's always a hoot and we don't all die from it."

[DestinysNinja]

The one dislike is from Rupert Murdoch.

[karn33333]

10% of nothing is let me do the math here, nothin and nothin then carry the nothing....

[Tade414]

I wouldn't choose the one with wash and the dinosaurs as my favourite bu otherwise a really good collection of timeless firefly and let's not forget serenity quotes :)

[Owiion]

Can you re-upload this a bit louder?

[fbdarkangel]

one person went to the special hell!

[131313pie]

oh god oh god were all gonnah die!!! :) lol :)

rip wash

wash+zoe =luvv :) <3

[131313pie]

i aim to misbehave i said that to my principal ND FOUND OUIT SHE WAS A BROWNCOAT LOL :)

[xXxShugoMamoxXx]

Also..... I can kill you with my brain.

[cloudohell]

"This landing is going to get pretty interesting"

"Define interesting"

"Oh God Oh God Were all going to die"

I love it!!

[Tsukikochibi]

@koboldlord The only dislike is from Badgar

[666JessyJames]

@koboldlord i see 1 now. stupid reavers...

[kanenite1985]

"a special hell for child molesters and people who talk at the theater" - God loved book

[Pooleh08]

Oh sad, you didn't include any of the grenade quotes.

[Bernathrum]

"You wanna run this ship?!"

"Yes!"

"Well...... you can't"

omg what is air

[BreatheEasyTiger]

THAT was a blast! Great video, nice work!! Occupy Hollywood until Firefly flies again! --Occupy the Verse!!

[Reapent]

@BreatheEasyTiger hey that would be an Occupy that actually wasn't a waste of time, genius.

[MrQZWarrior]

That guy who disliked this video is going that special hell for child molesters and people who talk at the theater xD

[demoniosolitario]

"No Power in the 'verse can Stop me." River. (This quote implies way too much, yet says enough!)

[coolguy57000]

why cant we go to the crappy town where im the hero? on of my fav quotes, also sir, i think you have a problem with your brain being missing

[ChibiKitty4427]

Yay you included the bonnet line!! <3

[Chase042]

ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal <3 Washburn

[feathertopDT]

Philosophical Questions that may never be answered

How was the universe created?

Is there a god?

Do aliens exist?

Is Elvis still alive?

How Firefly only got 1 Season?

[rntbprz]

@feathertopDT upwards: Alliance; Yes, you'll find him on Persephone; Only if you count bacteria; that's for yourself to find out; Loki was involved

[Idolheaded]

@feathertopDT I/2 Season Dammit!

[Wowsx2bu]

@feathertopDT They killed Firefly to make room for the show Lost. That was a terrible mistake.

[feathertopDT]

@Wowsx2bu

I always did subconsciously hate that show...

[SmashyWhiteboy]

@feathertopDT

and WHO THE FUCK IS THE PRIEST!!! never got answered 

[arch9enius]

@SmashyWhiteboy Maybe it wasn't supposed to

[hadamday64]

@feathertopDT than again if it got more would it be a huge it like it was?

[rthompson39]

@feathertopDT Because Fox are complete retards who aired it completely in the wrong order so all the character development got messed up.

[AulisVaara]

@feathertopDT

Creation of the universe: This indeed can't be answered. It's a paradox for anything to exist at all.

Is there a god: No, there isn't.

Aliens: They do, though they are probably not intelligent.

Elvis: Dead as dead can be.

Firefly: "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."

[petphotog]

@feathertopDT OR:

Has the universe been created?

Why do we think about a god?

Where are the stinking aliens at?

This is Elvis typing now!

I prefer lighting bugs to fire flies.

[JOEYnoJUSTU22]

Quite a few of these are from Serenity, but I don't really give a crap! Because they're both awesome! :D

[popo6428]

I swallowed a bug. O.O

[MrFarover]

I liked it even before watching))

[TheMinionMan]

Ok this needs a loudness boost. Cranked all the way up I can barely hear this. Otherwise +5 to awesomeness.

[712091820158]

lol book... "A *special* Hell."

[MrHellohello23]

I love how in every scene involving Wash in the cockpit somewhere in the corner are his dinosaurs

[35ishMomFan]

" I call it Vera!"

[feathertopDT]

No people aim to misbehave

[feathertopDT]

0 peoples food is problematic

[guitarraelectrica]

I just missed one:

(Jayne starts hallucinating and falls face-first on the ground).

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" - WASH.

"I told him to sit down" - SIMON.

[capnmurphey]

@guitarraelectrica "And you ain't gonna change that by gettin' all... bendy."

[guitarraelectrica]

@capnmurphey Yup, that one. LOL

[RyanEdge]

Just about anything from the episode where Saffron is introduced is gold

[Pollypo66]

I wish Firefly would be back on air :(

[LittleMissGothAndEmo]

2:26 XD 

[viralhatred]

Summer doing the cockney accent was amazing.

[dctrjons1]

What I am thankful most about the series was the confirmation that those types do goto hell.

[pjfresh83]

Mal: " The way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. [to Inara] Yes, I have read a poem. Try not to faint."

[Fraxxxi]

this series is so infinitely quotable.

and I never tire of doing so

[randomface54]

Only 50 favorites?

[ForeverBreathlessXO]

What happened to all the great lines from Trash?

"What's she doing on this ship!? We're in space!"

"She hitched a ride."

"I don't recall pulling over!" 

[GrynHiro2]

"Well, my sister is a ship. We had a complicated childhood." <3

[Leafbleeder]

Cool collection of quotes !

Too bad I get uneven sound, but it's a like anyway :)

[TheJEFedo17]

Tracy, you still alive?

Through no fault of my own

Shame, I really wanted your beans

[citrine376]

You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. The level they reserve for child molesters...and people who talk in the theatre.

[kenj0418]

@koboldlord If someone dislikes this, I swear by my pretty little bonnet, I will end them.

[TheJEFedo17]

Preacher, don't the bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?

Yes, very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

Best Shepard Book line ever

[origamishishou]

you can't change that by goin' all bendy

[cpusavant]

You missed one of the top 5 - "I don't think there's a power in the verse can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna tie her up and throw her in the hole for a month."

[Patchyman253]

What episode is 6:35 from?

[WarofMan]

@Patchyman253 It's in the original pilot episode. It's Wash's first appearance on the show.

[DestinysNinja]

@Patchyman253 The pilot episode, Serenity :)

[tyurtddr]

hmm, i dont think any of those quotes are from heart of gold, probably because its the only episode i dont like.

[DontFearGrim]

Am i a lion?

[hickboy360]

DAMN YOU RUPERT MURDOC for canceling the BEST SHOW EVER

[randomface54]

"Jayne is a girl's name"

[guiltytrashtvwatcher]

yessir. cap'n tight pants. hahahaha. :) firefly=awesomeness



[rockerchickomg30]

"First rule of battle, little one: Don't ever let them know where you are."

"YEEEEEEE!!!! I'M RIGHT HERE!!!! RIGHT HERE!!! COME ON!!! COME OOON!!! YEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woohoo!"

"'Course there are other schools of thought."

[buddy1holly]

"She has a name!"

"So does this! ... I call it Vera."

ROFLMAO

[13WhitenNerdy13]

"You wanna run this ship?"

"Yes!"

".... Well.... Y-you can't..."

Haha! Love how he was surprised and put off by the answer!

[soulextracter]

"Wash: Yeah, aint heard back yet. Didnt she shoot you one time? - Mal: Everyones makin a fuss! "

[jrollins42]

"Use of a s-what?"

"It's his will you oughta be worryin, about thwartin".

[TheJensam]

Best quote not included in video:

"Are you familiar with the writings of Shang-Yu?"

"Are you starting a bookclub? What, are you trying to torture me?"

[RHX2]

@koboldlord

Anyone that dislikes this video will be going to a special hell populated by Child molesters & people who talk at the theatre

[zyx1500]

"ya'll see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? i'm not saying you weren't easy to find, but it was kinda out of our way, and he didnt wanna come in the first place. man's looking to kill some folk. so its really HIS will you really should worry about thwarting" bit long, so i understand why its not here, but that would be my favorite quote..

[Hekateras]

I don't think "Call me if anyone interesting shows up" belongs here. I mean, in the scene, it's great, but it's not as context-independent as the other quotes.

[SuperBluerose44]

"They don't like it when you shoot at them. I figured that out myself." LOVE THAT ONE! Great vid though!!!!!

[SuperBluerose44]

"Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill them back!"

[logantscott]

it got to the "my all-time favorite firefly quote is..." and i thought, it better be the dinosaurs. and it was.

[BamSaidTheLady96]

My sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

[JessFromMead]

"A special Hell...."

[Snak37x]

the t-rex is fox and the stegosaurus is firefly.

and my favorite quote is when river asks book to marry her and simon.

it's in the deleted scenes on dvd.

[23chrisfm]

thumbs up if you pressed thumb up even before the video actually started!

[PendelHoden]

i dont think of my self as a lion...

[ClownishHedge]

So, my dad introduced me to Firefly sometime in July. I really liked it, but I tried not to watch too many at a time knowing there was only so much of it. I finished Serenity today. There were tears.

And "curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal" is my favorite line as well.

[TheCytosis]

Firefly really needs to be brought back. Those idiots at Fox never wanted it to succeed. They put it in the worst time slot and aired the episodes out of order, and never gave it a second season to build an

audience. Fuck Fox, I hope its stock plummets and Murdoch gets his ass kicked by Summer Glau.