seriously dude????? STOP POSTING YOUR TITLES AS 'gay, gay, gay' shut the fuck up! if gays can't marry then straight cant either. we all know states, and the government discriminate and for all of the ppl who say "if the parents r gay then the kids will be too"...NO that doesnt happen, you all are fucking stupid... dude u must be gay this is the 3rd video u posted talkin bout penis *obliverates the pinis*
penis related accident - managed to seduce the hottest fucking girl i EVER MET into sleeping over at mine after tequilas and planning further PJ parties, after some making out she jumps on top and goes BAM
ALL HER WEIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS. broke my banjo string. lots of blood. carried on like a fucking pro even though the pain was so intense i could have died :/
you jizz-throated faggot....seriously, you suck the cocks...your channel is why YouTube is turning to shit...AND you have views and fake accounts generating 'Views'
@Ad3m08 - not trolling. it's the Truth - this guy sucks cock for money and jizzes it back up on YouTube. and you seem to like to slurp it up as well, fagface
great video dude love your humor and how you presented your argument. However, I can't deny what doitrightnexttime said about the cuts in your video. its okay it brings a new atmosphere but constantly it does get a little annoying
great video dude love your humor and how you presented your argument. However, I can't deny what doitrightnexttime said about the cuts in your video. its okay brings a new atmosphere but constantly it does get a little annoying
EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR STUPID BABY FACE IN A VID PIC LOOKS LIKE YOUR BEGGING FOR A MANS CUM LOAD ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR MOUTH. CAUSE YOUR A PUSSY FAGGOT WHO DRINKS MENS CUM AND EDITS HIS VIDS TO TRY AND SOUND SOPHISTICATED. I KNOW THIS GUYS FRIENDS EVERY ON E AND HES GAY AND DOES SWALLLOW. SWEAR TO GOD. IF YOU WANT A VIDEO ILL SEND YOU IT, HIS LAME FAG SUCKING DOWN THE MENS LOAD
He has one of those faces that people want to give a short, sharp slap. I like how he admits that he is 25% retarded. I know people that are 50% retarded 75% retarded and even 100% retarded. Its the welfare state that i blame for keeping the total retards going. The goverment does try to steralize them but have to do it by stealth and it's only semi effective. Dont watch this video again he gets money for it. Ive flagged him and clicked dislike. I encourage others to do the same.TOTALLY FAKE
@Listeniamthewalrus it's fucking comedy. Get the fuck out of here your fucking retarded. >.> We know hes not literally retarded, he was making a joke. Lol you seriously should crawl in a hole and die!
Well, it seems that the nation has gotten a bit more angry. Pornography as been known to turn people into angry bastards, and I've heard, and this may just be rumor, but I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't, that 9 out of 10 people on the internet are looking at porn/masterbating, so basically, I'm guessing a lot of the people commenting on here have been painting the wall behind their computer. Not my problem, though. You're the ones wasting your lives, watching shit you don't even like.
Phil I don't even know if you will read this message I created my YouTube account because of you , I made an account because I watched daily your videos and I am still doing this . I need help bro , I know it will sound selfish and all but I need a way to spread the word , a friend is dying from leukemia , I don't know who to ask for help if someone would donate it will help her allot .
@Showmaster162 yeah dude I don't know how a dying girl can make you laugh out loud ..but hey I am trying to help her in a way more or less desperate . If half of the viewers could donate 50 cents she could have her life back . Is not much for a life . but yeah who the fuck am I to ask people to be human.
FUNYONS. that's going on my munchie grocery list. TRIVIA QUESTION YALL!! :: what do snowflakes, fingerprints, and poop all have in common??? if u can answer correctly..i'll mail you a brand new house! : )
i am now going to type something in ALL CAPS IN ORDER TO ADVERTISE MYSELF AND MY OPINIONS. MAN, I AM SOOO BORED!!! I REALLY should not type in all caps or even bother writing anyone on youtube because i will never, in my life, bump into them anyways...
Saw some data out of Southern Poverty Law Center. Gays are far more likely to be physically assaulted than any other minority, Research debunks every myth about gays. 7o% of us have no problem with gays! Even Focus on Family backed off now that Dobson's gone. So a small minority of assholes is perpetrating this violence. Wow.,
seriously dude????? STOP POSTING YOUR TITLES AS 'gay, gay, gay' shut the fuck up! if gays can't marry then straight cant either. we all know states, and the government discriminate and for all of the ppl who say "if the parents r gay then the kids will be too"...NO that doesnt happen, you all are fucking stupid... dude u must be gay this is the 3rd video u posted talkin bout penis *obliverates the pinis*
caylajustine1 4 days ago
@caylajustine1 You're a moron aren't you?
JoeyBagODonuts612 2 days ago
@JoeyBagODonuts612 yes...yes u are
caylajustine1 1 day ago
@caylajustine1 How clever.
JoeyBagODonuts612 1 day ago
Why is billy always the retarted one... I hate my name... -_-
benna108 1 week ago
are you high? Your pupils are hugeee *-*
MrTylerPie 2 weeks ago
cool add at the start.
no
itsmegowd 3 weeks ago
penis related accident - managed to seduce the hottest fucking girl i EVER MET into sleeping over at mine after tequilas and planning further PJ parties, after some making out she jumps on top and goes BAM
ALL HER WEIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS. broke my banjo string. lots of blood. carried on like a fucking pro even though the pain was so intense i could have died :/
gingeee8794 3 weeks ago
No sxephil song?
okay.
UnicornPiss1 4 weeks ago
three words gay bowel disease
TheRockwellJ 1 month ago
Hey a source fed related video
TheOscrat 1 month ago
flash back phil
queenmothab70 1 month ago
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theinuitjoe 1 month ago
I miss you clockwall T_T
vintagelovegal 1 month ago
why are all your clocks off is there a reason??????
ergo440 1 month ago
2,026 people got a penis to the eye.
Halfbreedzero 1 month ago
unsubbing.
jwebb102697 1 month ago
@jwebb102697 not caring.
SylviaRose93 1 month ago
Is this what his show used to be like? If so, I'm glad I missed it...
apocalyptica003 1 month ago
Sourcefed brought me here?
jmxbox 1 month ago 133
I miss the clock wall so much.
TreClaire 1 month ago 3
i love your rants holy faaaaaaaaaaaaakk!!!!!!! be my friend.
JuliaHawthornthwaite 1 month ago
@philipdefranco Funny because you just reported on this again today!
Toshalot8965 1 month ago
lolwut?
pieextatic123 1 month ago
I got here by randomly typing in Gay Face...
MissAfcjp 1 month ago
Gay people are gay!
XblackswanXx 1 month ago
@XblackswanXx and straight people are straight! lets say obvious things out loud!
chalice4ever 1 month ago
you and jenna marbles should date b/c ur both awesome and cute as all hell
classipersianfob 2 months ago
This is one of the funniest episodes ever hahaha
I watch it like once a week XD
KPEEZYFILMS 2 months ago
What I don't get is how some people use gay as an insult. IT'S NOT AN INSULT!!
XXXTheHOPEprojectXXX 2 months ago
...vidoes otherwise NAZI
DavidMihaelovich 2 months ago
@pockmarkedbuttocks nigga suk my dick and stop hateing
jbcoolblackwell 2 months ago
@jbcoolblackwell - go eat some homeless' dudes asses out you fuckhead. This video sucks cock and so does you dad! BOOM!
pockmarkedbuttocks 2 months ago
Oh god, what the fuck is this gay shit?
RoachPG 2 months ago
if you dont like the video NOONE GIVES A SHIT just dont watch you dont have to say shitty things about it.
soulfiendfan15 2 months ago
title make me ROFL
SkyPh03n1x 2 months ago
thumbs up if u got bored and looked up "ur face is gay" and didnt know it was by pd
Doom3695 2 months ago
you jizz-throated faggot....seriously, you suck the cocks...your channel is why YouTube is turning to shit...AND you have views and fake accounts generating 'Views'
pockmarkedbuttocks 2 months ago
@pockmarkedbuttocks you sir are the kind of people i wish would be sucked into a black hole that only sucked up stupid people
legomastr1 2 months ago
@legomastr1 - you sir can suck a wet shart from my ass!
pockmarkedbuttocks 2 months ago
@pockmarkedbuttocks keeps on trolling trolling trolling.
Ad3m08 2 months ago
@Ad3m08 - not trolling. it's the Truth - this guy sucks cock for money and jizzes it back up on YouTube. and you seem to like to slurp it up as well, fagface
pockmarkedbuttocks 2 months ago
HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR CLOCKS AT A DOLLALR STORE? $1.50 FOR EACH?
WHATTTTTTTT? YOU RENTED A DIME EACH?
ARE YOU CRAIG FURGUSON'S BROTHER? LOOK SILLY
yrigado123 3 months ago
0:01
madreiCheat 3 months ago
HEY FAG , WHY THERES A BUTTHOLE ON YOUR FOREHEAD, BUTTHEAD????
TheHasanMurat 3 months ago
Youre good man :-) keep up.. ill be watching this from time to time.. tnx
aweldc1 3 months ago 14
You are a faggot...just sayin' :D
PANZERFAUST90 3 months ago
jimmydiah xD
metalawsome 4 months ago
Philly d on speed!!!!!
Mark12839447 4 months ago
Your clocks are bothering me!
I have trypophobia.
miTsUmi101 5 months ago 45
great video dude love your humor and how you presented your argument. However, I can't deny what doitrightnexttime said about the cuts in your video. its okay it brings a new atmosphere but constantly it does get a little annoying
Catwood284 5 months ago
great video dude love your humor and how you presented your argument. However, I can't deny what doitrightnexttime said about the cuts in your video. its okay brings a new atmosphere but constantly it does get a little annoying
Catwood284 5 months ago
he kinda looks like ryan reynolds
username2290 6 months ago
he has an ass crack in his forehead
xxAhurazoRxx 6 months ago
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MitchellJohnOakes 6 months ago
sub me
MitchellJohnOakes 6 months ago
this is shit
joemca17 6 months ago
SO WHAT TIME IS IT?
FinalPiece 7 months ago
those clocks are so distracting
waterproofcat1 7 months ago
This "defranco" looks so gay! He looks like a real fag :)
armelix73 7 months ago
all of this guys videos are fucking boring.
omgheispoopeww 7 months ago
@omgheispoopeww
OH HAIL NO.
TheROBLOXGameReviews 7 months ago
@stailwaffle
trolololololol
erikanicolehanson 7 months ago
@TRIPNnuttzNfcknBUTTZ
aww who wasnt loved as a child...
erikanicolehanson 7 months ago
EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR STUPID BABY FACE IN A VID PIC LOOKS LIKE YOUR BEGGING FOR A MANS CUM LOAD ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR MOUTH. CAUSE YOUR A PUSSY FAGGOT WHO DRINKS MENS CUM AND EDITS HIS VIDS TO TRY AND SOUND SOPHISTICATED. I KNOW THIS GUYS FRIENDS EVERY ON E AND HES GAY AND DOES SWALLLOW. SWEAR TO GOD. IF YOU WANT A VIDEO ILL SEND YOU IT, HIS LAME FAG SUCKING DOWN THE MENS LOAD
TRIPNnuttzNfcknBUTTZ 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@TRIPNnuttzNfcknBUTTZ Well that's a perfectly reasonable reaction.
MizukiInoue 7 months ago
you fucking penis licker your videos suck my big ass balls your faget
stailwaffle 7 months ago
Yes i did go look up that guys daughter.
StarbuckJames 8 months ago
Why are all your clocks messed up?
KimChavez21 8 months ago
ha this guy's a douche
Jackarunda 8 months ago
im guessing the only accurate clock on the wall is the lone one on the right
oDDmahnsta 8 months ago
Thumps up if you skipped the Selena Gomez trailer around 1:20
GroundAndHogFilms 8 months ago
OMFG you remind me of Destry from desandnate~
NeverEndingBlackHole 8 months ago
@XiluvalesanaX But Phil doesn't sound like a faggot, ergo your opinion is invalid. Gtfo scenekid.
TehBlitzSaysMeow 8 months ago
You gotta love old classical phil...
l0letrtainment 8 months ago
wow sugar much? lol
power602 8 months ago
you are fuckin' adorable
Davidsafar 8 months ago
Phil, that's not politically correct!
EddieBerge 9 months ago
when u said "jebbahdia calm down" u sounded like destrey from desandnate :3
XiluvalesanaX 9 months ago
A quarter retarded on my mothers side :')
shikamaruisfit 9 months ago
hhaha i love your gay face phil
zimusa1 9 months ago
maybe your gay face is gay......
MuffinsUnited 9 months ago
None of your clocks work.
EpicDesires69 10 months ago
you are so stupid,ha
madonnaVEVO1 10 months ago
THIS VIDEO WAS UPLOADED ONE YEAR AGO!! :O!!@!@!@!@!!11
MrGuarono 10 months ago
@MrGuarono your a moron, it's only may
fajmaj 10 months ago
@fajmaj LOL. I feel stupid O_o
MrGuarono 10 months ago
dude nice clocks...
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chocolatediet11 10 months ago
i was one of those calmed down by nice ass
wayneo7897WW 10 months ago
A penis in the eye is no joke
lplante12 10 months ago
HAHAAHAHA stabbed in ur eye by a penis HAHAHA loved it.
prisillaortiz100 10 months ago
WOW he was full of energy that day
inception951 10 months ago
@AkaCeeNote As it say on your channel. You are retarded. Bye retard, stop hateing and you may be happier. Also, grow up kid! Get real!
Listeniamthewalrus 11 months ago
He has one of those faces that people want to give a short, sharp slap. I like how he admits that he is 25% retarded. I know people that are 50% retarded 75% retarded and even 100% retarded. Its the welfare state that i blame for keeping the total retards going. The goverment does try to steralize them but have to do it by stealth and it's only semi effective. Dont watch this video again he gets money for it. Ive flagged him and clicked dislike. I encourage others to do the same.TOTALLY FAKE
Listeniamthewalrus 11 months ago
@Listeniamthewalrus it's fucking comedy. Get the fuck out of here your fucking retarded. >.> We know hes not literally retarded, he was making a joke. Lol you seriously should crawl in a hole and die!
AkaCeeNote 11 months ago
Wow. I will subscribe.
horsefreak1016 11 months ago
phils not gay.....his gf is hot......he just hates when humans r mistreated for being different
hppande 11 months ago
You make some good points. However, WHATS WITH THE FUCKING JUMPCUTS ALL THE TIME!?
sverredds 11 months ago
god, your eyes are huge
antibulletdodger101 11 months ago
I could honestly care less whether or not that law gets passed or not.
MISANTHROPY647 11 months ago
The whole world is gay except me of course!
ConkeyCrack 11 months ago
i hate this guy
DaBongMasta 11 months ago
I. Love. You.
krazykyra1996 11 months ago
this is awesome! your are epic win!
jakecnicholas 11 months ago
none of your clocks were working.......
Esperanza191 1 year ago 22
@Esperanza191 That's better....Image the sound that all of them would do at night...Guh...
McPopularVids 11 months ago
Well, it seems that the nation has gotten a bit more angry. Pornography as been known to turn people into angry bastards, and I've heard, and this may just be rumor, but I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't, that 9 out of 10 people on the internet are looking at porn/masterbating, so basically, I'm guessing a lot of the people commenting on here have been painting the wall behind their computer. Not my problem, though. You're the ones wasting your lives, watching shit you don't even like.
TheAlexANGST 1 year ago
are you gay?
EvoPogo 1 year ago
Does anyone else notice the clocks on the wall?
chris978820 1 year ago
maybe someday soon your balls will drop and you will hit puberty. but i kinda doubt that.
chris978820 1 year ago
fuck you
timikoch 1 year ago
so i had one clock in my room and it was really loud, how the hell do you sleep with all the f**k clocks!
KTsTECHreviews 1 year ago
are you gay yourself?
stopandjustsmile 1 year ago
You're so ugly
get a new face lol
MrJasonbest 1 year ago 3
Pros n cons
Double the ass
double the fun
Fuck you six flags!
Elemental2029 1 year ago
Wow, you are Fucken annoying. 15 seconds in I decided to stop the vid and let ya know.
adampomp 1 year ago
why did you say 'like that' like that? ;)
SuperUnavailableName 1 year ago
This is one of my favorite videos from Phil.
zumosmorph 1 year ago
this gay video is gay
kyleisreallycool 1 year ago
looks like I am in love kelly brooke
Wow What a backside
Thanks for the link
FrenzyandLazerbeak 1 year ago
Love it
LAtubular 1 year ago
None of the clocks work :(
steelestyle 1 year ago 4
What time was this recorded at?
ravagingturkey1 1 year ago
why do you have that one clock on another wall and not on the one where they all are?
ThorneCatenae 1 year ago
do u really need that many clocks? lolz
2bueno4u 1 year ago
@Siconyte Lol, that is awesome!
Typhoon792 1 year ago
damn....Imma statistic :(
DenialRunsDeepInDis1 1 year ago
do you have split personality?
EstebansitoNIN 1 year ago
there are at least 23 clocks on your wall
speedandtwitch5000 1 year ago
1:18 hahahahahaha
AceEstwick 1 year ago
I dont mind anyone marring any one it is the forced religion thing
RiceKrispyBug24 1 year ago
i like all the clocks in da backk :))
SpottyScottythecat 1 year ago
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so all gay people have to get divorced? that would be embarrassing....
SpottyScottythecat 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Dear YouTube,
The Like/Dislike system, I can live with. I've gotten used to it now.
The new comment layout, fine with me.
but THIS, is just too much too take! The front page has completely lost it's organised, simple layout!
I don't know where you get your ideas, but I think I speak for a big part of the community when I say "YouTube, go F*ck yourself
I hate people who ask for thumbs up, but this is not meant to be funny. Give this a thumbs up and copy/paste it arond
MissNVS1 1 year ago
I'm in love.
sierraaawrr 1 year ago
All your clocks read a different time, this bothers me.
faloutgurl76 1 year ago
movie was 2:50 but felt like 20 seconds
awsometakularjaro 1 year ago
Fuck you six flaggs :)
DreSmth951 1 year ago
you are so cute:)) gay (hihi)
dnaida 1 year ago
from 0:58 you sound like McLovin
claypot95 1 year ago 35
All the hot/smart guys always seem to be gay. Are you gay Phil? ; )
Hotfire429 1 year ago
Phil I don't even know if you will read this message I created my YouTube account because of you , I made an account because I watched daily your videos and I am still doing this . I need help bro , I know it will sound selfish and all but I need a way to spread the word , a friend is dying from leukemia , I don't know who to ask for help if someone would donate it will help her allot .
OZ2YOU 1 year ago
@OZ2YOU lolk
Showmaster162 1 year ago
@Showmaster162 yeah dude I don't know how a dying girl can make you laugh out loud ..but hey I am trying to help her in a way more or less desperate . If half of the viewers could donate 50 cents she could have her life back . Is not much for a life . but yeah who the fuck am I to ask people to be human.
OZ2YOU 1 year ago
The title resembles what i thought the whole time watching this video.
00Gr1mm00 1 year ago
1:18 Ha Ha Ha Ha
melifluousMOUTH 1 year ago
gay marriage doesnt really bother me, but when people start getting married to animals im gonna get really weirded out :P
lepreconstellmestuff 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Stop with the propoganda. Anal sex IS dangerous and gay marriage is just another way of destroying the importance of marriage and family.
leecfb000 1 year ago
@leecfb000 were just doing our part to unravel the moral fabric of socioty :) lol
im jk
XthunderclapzapX 1 year ago
you look good in this vid
birdscameflyingabove 1 year ago
@sxephil i love your monkey and accent
lordisructo 1 year ago
LMFAO
AmeliaAerhead 1 year ago
I think you need to take a breath every once in a while.
You are a frenetic person (that's a fact).
Bubi903 1 year ago
i'm not gay at all , but he's funny ;D
MyKutaap 1 year ago
EXCUSE ME KIND SIR, but your clockdookickies arnt working
911TVify 1 year ago
FUNYONS. that's going on my munchie grocery list. TRIVIA QUESTION YALL!! :: what do snowflakes, fingerprints, and poop all have in common??? if u can answer correctly..i'll mail you a brand new house! : )
SugarFly420 1 year ago
I want u to " Phil me in" yep that what I said!
felicia8039 1 year ago
@felicia8039 are u sure u didn't mean..." Phil in me" hahaha just joshin. "phil me in" was good enough.
SugarFly420 1 year ago
OH NOSE!!! What time is it?!?!?!?!?!?!
bassman8194 1 year ago
i am now going to type something in ALL CAPS IN ORDER TO ADVERTISE MYSELF AND MY OPINIONS. MAN, I AM SOOO BORED!!! I REALLY should not type in all caps or even bother writing anyone on youtube because i will never, in my life, bump into them anyways...
leraginasian 1 year ago
@leraginasian FUCK YOU MAN. YOU DON'T KNOW AAAANNYYYYTHIIIINGG BUT IIIIIII DOOOOOOO!!!!!!
leraginasian 1 year ago
@leraginasian... good point.
leraginasian 1 year ago
PENIS COMING OUT FROM THE SCREEN AND STAB U IN THE EYES!! ROFL!!
AngelTFC 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!!!! :-D
NewAgeLondon 1 year ago
Saw some data out of Southern Poverty Law Center. Gays are far more likely to be physically assaulted than any other minority, Research debunks every myth about gays. 7o% of us have no problem with gays! Even Focus on Family backed off now that Dobson's gone. So a small minority of assholes is perpetrating this violence. Wow.,
IFEELSOSMOOCHIE 1 year ago
um, i think you're funnier when you sit down. true story.
Muzzbo007 1 year ago
Philled in. hahaha love it.
magpie7707 1 year ago
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magpie7707 1 year ago
Your video is gay
Missparkles99 1 year ago
@Missparkles99 SO'S YOUR MAMMA!!
PandaPowerStudios 1 year ago