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  • seriously dude????? STOP POSTING YOUR TITLES AS 'gay, gay, gay' shut the fuck up! if gays can't marry then straight cant either. we all know states, and the government discriminate and for all of the ppl who say "if the parents r gay then the kids will be too"...NO that doesnt happen, you all are fucking stupid... dude u must be gay this is the 3rd video u posted talkin bout penis *obliverates the pinis*

  • @caylajustine1 You're a moron aren't you?

  • @JoeyBagODonuts612 yes...yes u are

  • @caylajustine1 How clever.

  • Why is billy always the retarted one... I hate my name... -_-

  • are you high? Your pupils are hugeee *-*

  • cool add at the start.

    no

  • penis related accident - managed to seduce the hottest fucking girl i EVER MET into sleeping over at mine after tequilas and planning further PJ parties, after some making out she jumps on top and goes BAM

    ALL HER WEIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS. broke my banjo string. lots of blood. carried on like a fucking pro even though the pain was so intense i could have died :/

  • No sxephil song?

    okay.

  • three words gay bowel disease

  • Hey a source fed related video

    

  • flash back phil

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  • I miss you clockwall T_T

  • why are all your clocks off is there a reason??????

  • 2,026 people got a penis to the eye.

  • unsubbing.

  • @jwebb102697 not caring.

  • Is this what his show used to be like? If so, I'm glad I missed it...

  • Sourcefed brought me here?

  • I miss the clock wall so much.

  • i love your rants holy faaaaaaaaaaaaakk!!!!!!! be my friend.

  • @philipdefranco Funny because you just reported on this again today!

  • lolwut?

  • I got here by randomly typing in Gay Face...

  • Gay people are gay!

  • @XblackswanXx and straight people are straight! lets say obvious things out loud!

  • you and jenna marbles should date b/c ur both awesome and cute as all hell

  • This is one of the funniest episodes ever hahaha

    I watch it like once a week XD

  • What I don't get is how some people use gay as an insult. IT'S NOT AN INSULT!!

  • ...vidoes otherwise NAZI

  • @pockmarkedbuttocks nigga suk my dick and stop hateing

  • @jbcoolblackwell - go eat some homeless' dudes asses out you fuckhead. This video sucks cock and so does you dad! BOOM!

  • Oh god, what the fuck is this gay shit?

  • if you dont like the video NOONE GIVES A SHIT just dont watch you dont have to say shitty things about it.

  • title make me ROFL

  • thumbs up if u got bored and looked up "ur face is gay" and didnt know it was by pd

  • you jizz-throated faggot....seriously, you suck the cocks...your channel is why YouTube is turning to shit...AND you have views and fake accounts generating 'Views'

  • @pockmarkedbuttocks you sir are the kind of people i wish would be sucked into a black hole that only sucked up stupid people

  • @legomastr1 - you sir can suck a wet shart from my ass!

  • @pockmarkedbuttocks keeps on trolling trolling trolling.

  • @Ad3m08 - not trolling. it's the Truth - this guy sucks cock for money and jizzes it back up on YouTube. and you seem to like to slurp it up as well, fagface

  • HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR CLOCKS AT A DOLLALR STORE? $1.50 FOR EACH?

    WHATTTTTTTT? YOU RENTED A DIME EACH?

    ARE YOU CRAIG FURGUSON'S BROTHER?  LOOK SILLY

  • 0:01

  • HEY FAG , WHY THERES A BUTTHOLE ON YOUR FOREHEAD, BUTTHEAD????

  • Youre good man :-) keep up.. ill be watching this from time to time.. tnx

  • You are a faggot...just sayin' :D

  • jimmydiah xD

  • Philly d on speed!!!!!

  • Your clocks are bothering me!

    I have trypophobia.

  • great video dude love your humor and how you presented your argument. However, I can't deny what doitrightnexttime said about the cuts in your video. its okay it brings a new atmosphere but constantly it does get a little annoying

  • great video dude love your humor and how you presented your argument. However, I can't deny what doitrightnexttime said about the cuts in your video. its okay brings a new atmosphere but constantly it does get a little annoying

  • he kinda looks like ryan reynolds

  • he has an ass crack in his forehead

  • sub me

  • this is shit

  • SO WHAT TIME IS IT?

  • those clocks are so distracting

  • This "defranco" looks so gay! He looks like a real fag :)

  • all of this guys videos are fucking boring.

  • @omgheispoopeww

    OH HAIL NO. 

  • @stailwaffle

    trolololololol

  • @TRIPNnuttzNfcknBUTTZ

    aww who wasnt loved as a child...

  • EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR STUPID BABY FACE IN A VID PIC LOOKS LIKE YOUR BEGGING FOR A MANS CUM LOAD ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR MOUTH. CAUSE YOUR A PUSSY FAGGOT WHO DRINKS MENS CUM AND EDITS HIS VIDS TO TRY AND SOUND SOPHISTICATED. I KNOW THIS GUYS FRIENDS EVERY ON E AND HES GAY AND DOES SWALLLOW. SWEAR TO GOD. IF YOU WANT A VIDEO ILL SEND YOU IT, HIS LAME FAG SUCKING DOWN THE MENS LOAD

  • you fucking penis licker your videos suck my big ass balls your faget

  • Yes i did go look up that guys daughter.

  • Why are all your clocks messed up?

  • ha this guy's a douche

  • im guessing the only accurate clock on the wall is the lone one on the right

  • Thumps up if you skipped the Selena Gomez trailer around 1:20

  • OMFG you remind me of Destry from desandnate~

  • @XiluvalesanaX But Phil doesn't sound like a faggot, ergo your opinion is invalid. Gtfo scenekid.

  • You gotta love old classical phil...

  • wow sugar much? lol

  • you are fuckin' adorable

  • Phil, that's not politically correct!

  • when u said "jebbahdia calm down" u sounded like destrey from desandnate :3

  • A quarter retarded on my mothers side :')

  • hhaha i love your gay face phil

  • maybe your gay face is gay......

  • None of your clocks work.

  • you are so stupid,ha

  • THIS VIDEO WAS UPLOADED ONE YEAR AGO!! :O!!@!@!@!@!!11

  • @MrGuarono your a moron, it's only may

  • @fajmaj LOL. I feel stupid O_o

  • dude nice clocks...

  • i was one of those calmed down by nice ass

  • A penis in the eye is no joke

  • HAHAAHAHA stabbed in ur eye by a penis HAHAHA loved it.

  • WOW he was full of energy that day

  • @AkaCeeNote As it say on your channel. You are retarded. Bye retard, stop hateing and you may be happier. Also, grow up kid! Get real!

  • He has one of those faces that people want to give a short, sharp slap. I like how he admits that he is 25% retarded. I know people that are 50% retarded 75% retarded and even 100% retarded. Its the welfare state that i blame for keeping the total retards going. The goverment does try to steralize them but have to do it by stealth and it's only semi effective. Dont watch this video again he gets money for it. Ive flagged him and clicked dislike. I encourage others to do the same.TOTALLY FAKE

  • @Listeniamthewalrus it's fucking comedy. Get the fuck out of here your fucking retarded. >.> We know hes not literally retarded, he was making a joke. Lol you seriously should crawl in a hole and die!

  • Wow. I will subscribe.

  • phils not gay.....his gf is hot......he just hates when humans r mistreated for being different

  • You make some good points. However, WHATS WITH THE FUCKING JUMPCUTS ALL THE TIME!?

  • god, your eyes are huge

  • I could honestly care less whether or not that law gets passed or not.

  • The whole world is gay except me of course!

  • i hate this guy

  • I. Love. You.

  • this is awesome! your are epic win!

  • none of your clocks were working.......

  • @Esperanza191 That's better....Image the sound that all of them would do at night...Guh...

  • Well, it seems that the nation has gotten a bit more angry. Pornography as been known to turn people into angry bastards, and I've heard, and this may just be rumor, but I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't, that 9 out of 10 people on the internet are looking at porn/masterbating, so basically, I'm guessing a lot of the people commenting on here have been painting the wall behind their computer. Not my problem, though. You're the ones wasting your lives, watching shit you don't even like.

  • are you gay?

  • Does anyone else notice the clocks on the wall?

  • maybe someday soon your balls will drop and you will hit puberty. but i kinda doubt that.

  • fuck you

  • so i had one clock in my room and it was really loud, how the hell do you sleep with all the f**k clocks!

  • are you gay yourself?

  • You're so ugly

    get a new face lol

  • Pros n cons

    Double the ass

    double the fun

    Fuck you six flags!

  • Wow, you are Fucken annoying. 15 seconds in I decided to stop the vid and let ya know.

  • why did you say 'like that' like that? ;)

  • This is one of my favorite videos from Phil.

  • this gay video is gay

  • looks like I am in love kelly brooke

    Wow What a backside

    Thanks for the link

  • Love it

  • None of the clocks work :(

  • What time was this recorded at?

  • why do you have that one clock on another wall and not on the one where they all are?

  • do u really need that many clocks? lolz

  • @Siconyte Lol, that is awesome!

  • damn....Imma statistic :(

  • do you have split personality?

  • there are at least 23 clocks on your wall

  • 1:18 hahahahahaha

  • I dont mind anyone marring any one it is the forced religion thing

  • i like all the clocks in da backk :))

  • I'm in love.

  • All your clocks read a different time, this bothers me.

  • movie was 2:50 but felt like 20 seconds

  • Fuck you six flaggs :)

  • you are so cute:)) gay (hihi)

  • from 0:58 you sound like McLovin

  • All the hot/smart guys always seem to be gay. Are you gay Phil? ; )

  • Phil I don't even know if you will read this message I created my YouTube account because of you , I made an account because I watched daily your videos and I am still doing this . I need help bro , I know it will sound selfish and all but I need a way to spread the word , a friend is dying from leukemia , I don't know who to ask for help if someone would donate it will help her allot .

  • @OZ2YOU lolk

  • @Showmaster162 yeah dude I don't know how a dying girl can make you laugh out loud ..but hey I am trying to help her in a way more or less desperate . If half of the viewers could donate 50 cents she could have her life back . Is not much for a life . but yeah who the fuck am I to ask people to be human.

  • The title resembles what i thought the whole time watching this video.

  • 1:18 Ha Ha Ha Ha

  • gay marriage doesnt really bother me, but when people start getting married to animals im gonna get really weirded out :P

  • @leecfb000 were just doing our part to unravel the moral fabric of socioty :) lol

    im jk

  • you look good in this vid

  • @sxephil i love your monkey and accent

  • LMFAO

  • I think you need to take a breath every once in a while.

    You are a frenetic person (that's a fact).

  • i'm not gay at all , but he's funny ;D

  • EXCUSE ME KIND SIR, but your clockdookickies arnt working

  • FUNYONS. that's going on my munchie grocery list. TRIVIA QUESTION YALL!! :: what do snowflakes, fingerprints, and poop all have in common??? if u can answer correctly..i'll mail you a brand new house! : )

  • I want u to " Phil me in" yep that what I said!

  • @felicia8039 are u sure u didn't mean..." Phil in me" hahaha just joshin. "phil me in" was good enough.

  • OH NOSE!!! What time is it?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • i am now going to type something in ALL CAPS IN ORDER TO ADVERTISE MYSELF AND MY OPINIONS. MAN, I AM SOOO BORED!!! I REALLY should not type in all caps or even bother writing anyone on youtube because i will never, in my life, bump into them anyways...

  • @leraginasian FUCK YOU MAN. YOU DON'T KNOW AAAANNYYYYTHIIIINGG BUT IIIIIII DOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • @leraginasian... good point.

  • PENIS COMING OUT FROM THE SCREEN AND STAB U IN THE EYES!! ROFL!!

  • LOL!!!!!!!! :-D

  • Saw some data out of Southern Poverty Law Center. Gays are far more likely to be physically assaulted than any other minority, Research debunks every myth about gays. 7o% of us have no problem with gays! Even Focus on Family backed off now that Dobson's gone. So a small minority of assholes is perpetrating this violence. Wow.,

  • um, i think you're funnier when you sit down. true story.

  • Philled in. hahaha love it.

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  • Your video is gay

  • @Missparkles99 SO'S YOUR MAMMA!!