Jesus Turns Water Into Wine

[StefaninhoGR]

0:45 NICE

[SarahBearaLovesYou1]

i bet yo believe in him now dont ya....DONT YA?!?!???

[RastafarianLife]

1:14 She's the hottest chick I've ever seen!

[lHighHopesI]

lol! the first person saw jesus and was like wtf?

[spartan117fail]

PRAISE THE LORD!! XD

[nikaggelos]

ohh god that girl at 0:43 it's so beautiful :)!

[ninjamughal]

its not good , no one have right to spoile holly things

[9879novo]

@ninjamughal its a joke, relax

[amamaelnaby]

0:46 her ayes are adorable

[DarkflamethRS]

i would be like can i have something else wine isent my thing

[Oronaslt]

Mindfuck'd

[shayagunin]

0:46 she's so hot!!!!!!

[Sp3arNo1]

@shayagunin

That's what I said first sight lol

[IPawnt]

1:05 Damn she is SO FINE!

[shoa31]

I wouldn't think it was Jesus Christ, I would have thought that it was Peter O'toole

[chikenarch]

Hahahaha! Love people's faces. They're like "oh sh**t, this is the real thing"

[2eyre]

great now i got to find kakanutz1981 comment

[aulus92]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[lujavana]

one of the best jesus prank so far

[PhillzTV]

wouldn't people think it was blood?

[FlyWire14]

why would Jesus want to have a cross around his neck??! HUH??

[AlphaCentauri24]

@FlyWire14 Thats the subtle part of the prank you idiot.

[FlyWire14]

@AlphaCentauri24 haha, no its not :)

[raveeshsharm]

hot chick at 0:49....

[lujavana]

i fucking love the jesus pranks, they always rock!!

[joshxm]

HAHAH lol 0:53

*jesus does does hand gesture

*the guy is like =)

*guy looks at wine

*guys face O_O

[imekapoios]

beautiful girl 0:48

[ThePantyDroper]

If jesus came and turned my water into wine I would fuck him up. I hate wine.

[MrRockinRiolu]

0:55 i am not the christ your looking for

[SeanPatrickMartinez]

I was supposed to go to bed 40 minutes ago.....

[chouji08]

I would've been like "hell yeah free alcohol!"

[SteveSabbai]

...Jesus Turns Water Into Bloody Urine..."Jesus Christ it hurts when I pee!"...

[11kyzak11]

0:43 She is Beautiful

[calvintoronto]

[See comment below.] Go also to the Just for Laughs video entitled "Jesus Saves". It shows, near the beginning, the cross on top of the small mountain that is at the centre of Montreal, and is lit up at night and is quite visible. Despite throwing off the Church, the cross is very much still a potent symbol, even though no one much believes.

[calvintoronto]

It's somewhat imperative to understand Quebec's relationship to Catholicism to truly get all the Just for Laughs Jesus jokes. Just for Laughs is filmed largely in Montreal. In the 60s and 70s, Quebec, once the most religious (Catholic) province in Canada transformed to the *least* religious province; they threw off what they saw as their history of religious oppression.

Yet still, as a cultural artifact, religion still serves as a historic symbol. Many secular institutions even have crosses!

[vabilas28]

i just love those jesus pranks.... Keep up the good work.

[MrClyde953]

its not funny at all people! what are you people idiots ? there s nothing funny at all no one should joke with jesus !

[M4RKU5m]

@MrClyde953 I love joking about jesus! I actually have a picture of him that I throw darts at! My best hit was in the balls! If he had any of course!

[MrClyde953]

@M4RKU5m oh how dare you ! i think your first to do is to check if you have any bitch because if you do he gave them to you + i do not believe you asshole.

[M4RKU5m]

@MrClyde953 Yes I also have this doll that represents Jesus. I usually torture this doll and burns it and when it's completely destroyed I actually buy a new one just to do it all over again. I also steal bibles and burn them just because they have the name "Jesus" within them! Oh god I love to kill Jesus it's so fun to do it! Also have you seen those gore porn movies with Jesus? Damn his asshole was split in two!

[MrClyde953]

@M4RKU5m why do you that ? what are you ? are you serious ?

[M4RKU5m]

@MrClyde953 Yes!! I don't have anything against Jesus... Actually I do. Man I love the devil, Satan! He will soon rescue us from god and Jesus bullshit! Jesus is very fun to kill on my spare time! Mr Clyde wouldn't you agree that Jesus is meant to be brutally fucked in the ass and chainsawed at the same time as he gets his eyeballs ripped out! By the way there is one thing I loved with the bible; when Jesus got crucified! I laughed so hard at that haha!

[repet27]

0:49 . .she looks very lovely , ,

[Quarker99]

@repet27 key word: LOOKS

[sexydiva553]

This guy makes a good Jesus.  LOL

[changolini]

both 2 girls are so pretty is this show from canada or europe

[TruthDream]

@changolini Montréal, Québec, Canada :)

[gumnam99]

Jesus do thing good not bad so please don't do thing which heart our hart please don't make funny videos on Jesus.

[Alguien208]

@gumnam99 Probably Jesus himself is laughing while watching this. You zealots are the only ones without a sense of humor.

[ShadowFlummer]

please, someone try this in america

[eskrod1]

Exactly how Jesus performed "miracles" 2000 years ago!

[GinSawamura]

i stare 1 minute at 0:49. such a beautiful girl

[omgtkseth]

Best superpower this wino could get... in the name of the beating father, the wino, and the drunken spirit, ramen.

[OhEsEh]

GIRL IN BLACK SHIRT, MARRY ME <3

[whereeveritgoes]

Ginny Weasley.

[Itoast3r]

the girl at 45 is so pretty :0

[malamgeerqasim]

1:03 only the old lady had the guts to see what really happend to the water.

BTW the girl was super hot at 0:45

[Melensko]

the music is what made this haha

[PkDiuLay]

lol they probably thought it was blood

[CherProductions]

haha jesus is wearing a watch on his left hand...

[TheNatureFilms]

YOUNG BLOOD!

[gapi200]

and thats called waste of time

[ohfoshodawg]

My favorite jesus one. :)

[dumdum212]

wtf? they just stand there is shock/awe. I'd whip out my pistol and shoot that motherfucker.

[treasuredroperX]

0:45... Oh my LORD, she is so beautiful... lul

[treasuredroperX]

0:45... OMG WOOOW

[TanushaTanya]

Господи, прости их грешных ибо не знают, что творят.

[nn69]

1:11 Just don't play with me like that man!!!!

[MermaidMacho]

jeez, i would be mad on him: FOR GODS SAKE I HAD A TERRIBLE HOT DAY.... ALL I FUCKING WANT IS SOME FRESH WATER!!

[halverde]

Pretty sure Jesus didn't wear a cross around his neck

[secretorganisation]

1st girl is ugly

[AleWe]

1:06 "Ok, drunk enough for today.."

[yaomaczhang]

hands shaking 0:30

[Jigar285]

she hawt!!

[tkllluigi]

She saw my silver spurs and said lets pass some time

And I will give to you JESUS WINE!!!

Ohh-oh-oh JESUS WINE!!!

[silverheart61]

1:03 For you my king

[kakanutz1981]

1:05 girl is gorgeous

[spyjan1]

@kakanutz1981 The one who smelled the wine?

[spyjan1]

@kakanutz1981 or the man who hates wine?

[SvenskPersonn]

@kakanutz1981 1:05 aint no girl its a old grandma! but if thats what ur into fine :=)

[iEatYourToast]

@kakanutz1981 Are you gay?Thats a man.

[kingman4889]

@kakanutz1981 dammit man! I was looking forward to that part in the video!

[Thieflyfe]

@kakanutz1981 that's a milf

[jayasuriya101]

@kakanutz1981 WTF guys. Did any of you CLICK on 1:05 before thumbs up to the top comment? There's an old hag at 1:05.. :@. WTF.

[dontevenbotherreadin]

@jayasuriya101 exactly, an old hag....you pervert

[Sinkatze]

@kakanutz1981 Got the wrong time stamp there! Its 0:48

[kakanutz1981]

@Sinkatze haha there was a top comment for 0:48 at the time i posted my comment. I posted my comment as a joke but I geuss shes getting some mclovin as well. at least we know how 34 others like to have their boat float.

[80sMeavyHetal]

@kakanutz1981 Do you mean the grandma? The girl would be 1:08

[ehcastro3]

@80sMeavyHetal he likes GILFs i guess :D

[luisrock2008]

@kakanutz1981 You got me this time.

[4kumaran]

i like the music :)

[thumrii]

im a Christian but i didnt get offended at this one...

i think Jesus would laugh after watching this

[Maxwilso]

this is the best one

[Mobius000001]

How can the fountain still be running if noone is there pressing the nob....fake.

[KingLofiOne]

@Mobius000001 Huh, what's this? Could it be that this is a fountain that is running for a set period of time after someone presses the knob? Say it isn't so!

[Mobius000001]

@KingLofiOne I dont think they will install a water fountain at a public place with a timer on it. Maybe in an office setting for convenience but in a public venue.

[KingLofiOne]

@Mobius000001 Well, in Germany, all public water fountains have timers.

[Mobius000001]

@KingLofiOne Well, who cares about Germany? Its all about USA and Canada.

[rgtrooper13]

@Mobius000001 Jesus did it.

[ItachiLover2]

Lol, I love the Jesus pranks because people always have the best reactions! XD XD

[x0ThePlayerOfGames0x]

hell with jesus, FREE WINE XD

[Momo123happy]

I drink some wine with Jesus, get the party go-ing...

[L1myBAMFJUSTIN]

Anybody else thinks there grandma would pass out if she saw this

[FFreeLevant]

They should do these pranks in southern states LOOL

[mongedecristo]

Indeed, we are not ready for him yet!

Very funny!

[jebes909090]

Ha  blew her fucking mind!

[nsm54]

0:34 he's probably just thinking "NASCARR YERH!!!!"

[veziop]

guy at 0:58 haha LoL,

1:01 uhh....

[KalEl600rr]

Too bad these GODLESS canadians dont know anything about religion.

[goodinsrt8]

@KalEl600rr as opose to godless americans?

[MairacleMaker10]

if i were approached by a man like that i smack him and run

[andrewm153351]

hahaha i bet you were a few christians who were let down after finding out it was a joke

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

i would be like FUUUUUUCK YEAH LETS GET FUCKED UP FOR FREE, THANK YOU JESUS!

[gensterize]

no, thats not jesus. that is kurt cobain ;)

[TazCO1]

religion promoting bad drinking behaviour "dont have the eight glasses a day may you have liver damage instead"

[Ph0be]

Man these people are freaked out, what happens if Jesus really does come back? These nigguhs would probabally kill em again :/

[amalenaki]

xaaxaxax teleio!!! like oloi oi ΕΛΛΗΝΕΣ!!!

[kilumen08]

ohhhhhhhhh let me drink

[TheOneartist]

He should turn the water into LSD. How's that for mind being blown? haha ;)

[llanesyasmani]

1:12 Oh my god, let me sit down for a second.

[yellowdice92]

Jesus always do it right.

[a7mad205]

i like 1:11

[DonRMB]

More like Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid...

[randrianabel]

from045 until 050 and 1:12

A real pretty woman.......

[unSOKOLATOULIS]

1:12 she's amazing!!!!

[frasershashamane]

loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it



[general8vergel]

they though its a blood

[blautza]

moar Jesus pranks please :D

[consumers007]

0:45 I think she's the same woman who also got pranked at the "CELLPHONE THROWN INTO THE FISHTANK" EPISODE

[FuryGearSolid]

@consumers007 No it isn't, this one is very pretty

[Ellioto16]

I love JFL. You can literally be entertained for hours while checking out fit people.

[leecheehee]

The expressions are just so freaking funny. I bet if Jesus really did come, they still wouldn't know what to do.

[ancientemblem]

@leecheehee if Jesus did come, they would call him a fraud.

[MexSanukk]

@ancientemblem And they would be right LOL

[FunkMasterSteez]

45 second girl is gorgeous

[15TEEN]

@FunkMasterSteez damn right..

[pspsp5]

@FunkMasterSteez she looks like a bitch

[FunkMasterSteez]

@pspsp5 if she's a bitch, she's a beautiful bitch

[Eddytje1]

@FunkMasterSteez i bet she isnt even wearing much makeup, good taste my friend that how i like it 2 xD

[transammike]

@FunkMasterSteez WORD!

[breno2342]

@FunkMasterSteez Too bad she seems like a bitch.

[CrazyGuyFc]

@breno2342 Loser.

[nunocoimbra]

MARRY ME 45 SECONDS GIRL!!!!!! YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFULL WOMAN I HAVE EVER EVER SEEN..

[snowwolf9453]

love how they poor it back.

[ProphetOfTheTeapot]

Oh Jesus, thou art very humorous.

[truepersian405]

ive always wondered wat country they film these things in :/

[ItalianBandit]

@truepersian405 last i heard, Canada...

[zerocool098]

@truepersian405 canada

[warsilver99]

@truepersian405 Quebec

[wellychen90]

Why you make fun the Religion? i meant is there nothing funnier then this? i saw a lot of Jesus name in Just for Laugh

[chawaiyip]

@wellychen90 There are no insulting contents, just chill will you?

[gogomyego]

0:45 J-WOWW from Jersey Shore ? lol

[Natypically]

lol i stumbled upon this and thought this was suppose to be a skit... My mind raced thinking wierd jesus freaks with tjhe poor choice to do the same scene again and again.

So i was also tricked until they revealed the camera. derp

[bamfdaniel]

I would drink that I were them

[mattgoodnuts]

thumbs up if you would have filled your bottle with wine and started chugging jesus's fountain wine

[Kampfsofa]

The hell JESUS the one time I DON't need your help you mess up MY WATER DAMNIT!!!

[MadaraUchiha173]

0:57 haha! thinks a old man gone crazy trying  to be jesus.... saw the tap and them looked at him again is he really JESUS!!!!!! hahaahahah