Mexicans will win out and be one of the greatest people to become American. Their hard working, loyal, family loving ways are our salvation. And, they will make America a bilingual nation and link central and north american into a giant economic powerhouse. Mark my words!
@Leona10037 You could have said the same about the immigration growth spurt from Europe in the early 1900s. Sadly, American society is great at perverting people who come here, and if not them their children and grandchildren. Their traits won't be completely erased, but they certainly won't be as meaningful. There would have to be a few positive changes in the public education system too, such as enforcing a second language (which the redneck population seems to have been trained to hate).
The Great Wall of China didn't work, and the Mongols just had horses, not planes. Probably the most successful walls were those around Constantinople, at least until cannon was invented... wait, what were we talking about?
Thanks for the upload, this is a great bit. Finally a comedian who can joke about the "wall to keep immigrants out" without saying "Well who's gonna build it?"
True shit!
TheFlaron 2 days ago in playlist Liked videos
I absolutely love Lewis Black. He is hilarious and I love it when he yells to get his point across. Thanks jojo for the upload :)
KitsuneLove1 2 weeks ago
The East Germans could not even keep their own people I N using a wall.
dangerouslytalented 1 month ago
Congressman-- "I must visit this imaginary 750 mile high wall!"
*arrives at border and receives report*
"What? The imaginary Mexicans vaulted over with an imaginary 751 mile long pole?? SON OF A BITCH!!"
DancingRain77 2 months ago
Not since they invented PLANES
JHcutt4621 2 months ago
I'm willing to bet there wasn't a single person in the audience who knew what the Maginot Line is.
TrustYourOwnInstinct 2 months ago
2 people are congress people who have never looked at an atlas.
jmk8646 4 months ago 4
Congress is silly...that's just a waste of tax payers money to keep our economic future in peril.
villalba874 4 months ago
Mexicans will win out and be one of the greatest people to become American. Their hard working, loyal, family loving ways are our salvation. And, they will make America a bilingual nation and link central and north american into a giant economic powerhouse. Mark my words!
Leona10037 5 months ago
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wiggy430 3 months ago
@Leona10037 You could have said the same about the immigration growth spurt from Europe in the early 1900s. Sadly, American society is great at perverting people who come here, and if not them their children and grandchildren. Their traits won't be completely erased, but they certainly won't be as meaningful. There would have to be a few positive changes in the public education system too, such as enforcing a second language (which the redneck population seems to have been trained to hate).
Brotassium00 3 months ago
Ya want to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out? Fine? Whose gonna build that wall? Where are we gonna get all of our cheap Mexican weed?
AetherPS 6 months ago
SON OF A BITCH!!
retbookers 6 months ago
Walls have never worked, so true. More members of Congress should read their history.
squamish4244 6 months ago
I love his comedy and I love his Maryland accent even more!
Snarlarita 7 months ago
hehe. Imaginary mexicans. funny.
heavenshaffer 1 year ago
The Great Wall of China didn't work, and the Mongols just had horses, not planes. Probably the most successful walls were those around Constantinople, at least until cannon was invented... wait, what were we talking about?
SaberScorpion 1 year ago
He's RIGHT!!!!!! Shoot the Invading Fuckers On-Site!! After a few- Problem Solved.
naplesjake 1 year ago
If Republicans succeed in building this wall, I don't want to hear any bitching about Obama being loose with money.
Ninjamonkey767 1 year ago
@Ninjamonkey767 all politicians are loose with money.
doaftheloaf 1 year ago
@Ninjamonkey767 ...Obama is loose with money. And I'm not Republican.
JohnBuckStrange 1 year ago
Berlin Wall. Used to be a symbol of a supressive government. The west would point and say: "Bad". But this is OUR wall, therefore it must be good.
cochranexyz 1 year ago
Uh i would like to build an imaginary wall
FrankThe22Tank1 2 years ago
"The imaginary wall that's keeping out the imaginary mexicans" ROFL!!!
SakkLunch 2 years ago 32
Thanks for the upload, this is a great bit. Finally a comedian who can joke about the "wall to keep immigrants out" without saying "Well who's gonna build it?"
tracksabbath29 2 years ago 38
@tracksabbath29 Hear hear!
lokakuu1985 11 months ago