History Will Be Made - Brian Bellows

[tjcurrie]

What if Trottier didnt snort coke ?

[russtundra]

@tjcurrie What if you knew that Kevin Stevens was the one that snorted coke? GTFO

[tjcurrie]

@russtundra Ha ha. Maybe he did, but I happen to know for a fact that Trottier did. GTFO ha ha.

[thematt5738]

Lay on the ice like a broad Bellows

[ftheGOP]

Bellows won a cup with the Habs in '94

[tjcurrie]

@ftheGOP 1993

[jdew99]

Are people really defending Brian Bellows? Who fucking cares if he got chirped? It happens in sports you fucking emos.

[p1ippers]

brings a tear to my eye.......

[jklecko73]

you fucking walnut

[NameyMD]

@jklecko73 it's "woman" you fucking hearing-impaired homofag

[jklecko73]

@NameyMD fuckin my balls you fuckin kid fucker

[qdog568]

Stevens was a piece of shit. Trottier should get AIDS and die!

[tjcurrie]

Brian Bellows was awesome. He didnt need Lemieux on the ice with him to score goals like Stevens did. Stevens and Trottier were coke heads anyways.

[tjcurrie]

Brian Bellows was awesome. Didnt need Lemieux on the ice so he could score. He and Trottier were coke heads.

[hornethockey23]

bellows was the best 

[sensovie]

but Bellows was a pretty good player

[oehieze]

what if the tits were a pair of DOUBLE D's? I mean... wouldn't YOU want to fuck those tits?

lol

[speedrissr]

Trottier played for two multi cup winning teams, Bellows had to shop around to back into a ring. We won't even begin to compare their awards and stats.

Trottier won the Calder, Art Ros, Hart, Conn Smythe, and King Clancy Memorial Trophies.

Bellows was the second coming of Steve Larmer and ended his career with a season in Europe (how appropriate) and on a non-playoff Caps team.

Al?

RLR

[RetepAdam]

That goat's got devil eyes!

[dackdaddy]

im BRIAN BELLOWS

[riverrat4ever]

penguins rule

[Sjostrom12]

Awesome. Trottier was the man on the ice.

[gowerfan]

stevens? how'd his career finish? trottier? probably the shittiest coach ever!

[rizon8]

@gowerfan LMAO... who gives a fuck how shitty a coach he was, he was a fucken Hart trophy winner and one of the best in his position in his day. Stevens while with the Pens and before the injuries was one of the most dominant power forwards in the game... Bellows had a vagina! This is fucken hilarious that you can even try to stick up for that bitch vs the 2 bigtime players u called out... Bellows could score no doubt absolutely played like a fucken girl!

[riverrat4ever]

go pens

[Britex123]

lol u fucking woman

[116goleafsgo]

beauty

[neely7878]

why its got the NHL trademark on it ,wtf this isnt a parody? JK

[snipes0009]

Stevens is the man. This is absolutely amazing.

[krustygsh]

what if trottier new that tit fucking is a good thing?

[Tha4thLetterr]

@krustygsh lmao

[RobesMarlin]

@krustygsh thought he said "kid fucker" lol

[Tha4thLetterr]

@RobesMarlin LOLL

[deweypug]

@krustygsh I think he was trying to say 'kid fucker'...

[leez92]

@krustygsh What if you and the 16 other dorks knew anything? Bellows was accused of banging an underage girl, Trottier is calling him a kid fucker.

[mushmouth4life]

@leez92

For the longest I thought he was saying pig fucker...

[RetepAdam]

I'M BRIAN BELLOWS!

[gd129]

@RetepAdam haha. is that a brian fellows reference?

[RetepAdam]

@gd129 Why, yes. Yes, it is.

[97carded]

@RetepAdam brian bellows was a good player

[avalanchesuperstar]

@RetepAdam Hi Brian. How was losing in the cup finals twice?

[redwingz1998]

@RetepAdam hello

[overthehillsfaraway9]

What if Bellows didn't play like a tit fucker?

[cellardoore]

this is my favorite parody yet. god i miss artie & trots.