Neck/Shoulder Massage Lesson from Health-Choices School

[0THC0]

Yes she does sound german

[rgz1985]

Me so horny

[Sn1p3rBo55]

she sounds german i think^^

[agun17]

"Stroking is a way of calming"

[TwinUzis]

I can recite the words with her as I watch this now.

[m4ndoik]

I bet she drinks gallons of cum every day!

[MassageSantaFe]

Or if you are in the South West check out:

/watch?v=jfYDLu_sC3s

[lunaxapple]

Porno musick!!!!

[lamarjlp914]

This video never fails to put me to sleep.

[drumsinheart]

this lady is awsome !!! you got to check out this school !!

[giovan0sky]

what happend to the "COMPUTAR VWORK" comment ?

[Mrmantisman1]

Great vid, except when she says "and now" i nearly shit my pants.

[lolddawg]

And NOW (guy jumps out of the chair)

[fulldrulle95]

COMPUTAR WAARK

[meggaiwa]

why are the comments on every massage videos going amok... like brains are awol when it comes to this topic...o_O

[x0ticShwty]

wahhhhhhhhhhh my shoulder neck hurts so badly.

[darrylhaynes]

i want to breast feed on her.....great boobs...

[ploxioths]

Needs higher resolution... 240p gives me a headache.

[mrboxleytheonly]

I did that thumb lean shit... thought i was supposed to put all my weight on my thumbs, almost knocked my girlfriend out of her chair.

[Hannajimawaves13]

what was the music used in this video?

[BackInsight]

Well done video. This has an effect all over the upper body.

[TheShadowSaurus]

@bcdhalo what was that kiddo??? =)

[AAnthony1111]

wtf she isnt in the ktichen?!?!?!?!?

[m4ndoik]

i'm sure she gives a good massage with her mouth too ;)

[TheShadowSaurus]

It kinda pisses me off when people keep making the 'shes old' comments, so what? youll be old eventually, so shut your godamn mouths... sheesh

[bcdhalo]

@TheShadowSaurus ok cool kid

[kidkush7044]

@TheShadowSaurus she old and wrinkly

[TuNIn4B0nit4]

ewww he just got touch -_-*

[androwo9]

@TuNIn4B0nit4 shut up and just watch and how old are you only very young girls do that

[Zran85]

Grandma URE AWESOME!!!

[davevedder]

I swear that's Rocco Mediate!

[threepoynts]

@davevedder

lol im glad someone else recognizes rocco mediate when they see him.

thats rocco allright!

[m4ndoik]

how come she doesn't do anymore videos with herself in it?

[muffliato2009]

@darrylhaynes that was a socially unacceptable comment, but if that's what rids you of your headache it's just fine with me. You go for it, buddy. And you @leojjj2, let's look at our own grammar mistakes before we start throwing stones, okay?

[darrylhaynes]

shut up...

[XSemperFi14X]

That dude in his head is probably all like' damn shes old but FUK THATS FEELS SOO GOOD!"

[AnneH139]

That is just great. I have experienced giving this massage to my family who spend a fair bit of time on computer. They often don't realize how tight their muscles are until after my sessions with them. Every time I offer to do this massage ... they never say NO. Happy to share your technique. Thanks for teaching me this.

[KosovarkeyBoardPlate]

Vone moje more) is tu tauch (touch) the person like diss (this) Funny woman, but great massage therapist. Thanks for the tips !!

[illinifan512]

the forearm massage looks uncomfortable

[LegendaryElite]

I've watched this video enough times that I can recite everything she says.

[Toerme]

@LegendaryElite Feel the same about the Tapotement-video ;P

[TaartjesGevecht]

how do you spell shi yatzu or something

[tuliku1]

@TaartjesGevecht

shiatsu, in japanese "shi" meaning finger and "atsu" meaning pressure.

[biggi098]

its relaxing only by watching it

[katyisme101]

I have quite a lot of talent when it comes to massaging, so I find it extremely useful.

[darrylhaynes]

great boobs....

[santa3323]

whats the music?????pls

[unclejohn2007]

if she lived in my house i would never leave the house again

[darrylhaynes]

she still has great boobs.....

[darrylhaynes]

she has great boobs....nice and big...

[ThisWouldBeJosh]

why would that guy wear a necklace for a neck/shoulder massage? -_- noob

[hehehelook]

You can learn with your forearms.. On your partners shoulders.. And NUT HIM.

[born2range8]

I can give real good neck massage, The person relax 2 much that he never wake up from relaxation sleep for-ever.

[PassingSquall]

@born2range8

sounds like death to me

[vampypiano]

my stiff neck and shoulders feel extra painful after watching this. Oh, woe is me! If only someone has the heart to do that to me!

[GrPaoOle]

that guy must be a robot, he doesnt seem to enjoying it!

[joshbotelho1994]

the babes love this lol

[razor71927]

Why is that STUPID git still wearing a chain round his neck? I'm sure he could of taken it off, if he had any sense.

[darrylhaynes]

great work...and great boobs...

[Eric8542009]

This woman is so nice, I want a massage from her :)

[cutefishyz]

i can do this to my self :D

[luek944]

This lady would be the most badass grandma ever...

[luek944]

@johnsmdm

Wtf are you talking about?

[DarkWhisper07]

if you work it out,tell me..

[TMundo]

@luek944 the best invention, would be a portal you could stick your hands through, that would lead to right behind you, then you could massage your own back, and as long as you don't push yourself through by accident, you'd be feelin' alllllriiiight!

[supaslim]

@TMundo Now you're thinking with portals. :)

The cake's a lie, btw.

[TMundo]

@supaslim cake? What cake? Where's the cake? Now I want cake, well, at lerast carvel cake.

[Daood416]

@luek944 GMILF

[patrick7877]

this i do with clese my eyes lol

=]

[JulianHuntersMusic]

i want to adopt her

[yuyulger91]

great info!

[darrylhaynes]

i would love 2 lay my head back on her very large boobs.....they look sooooooo soft.

[lvmandach]

Teutonic=German...

[FoxOfSpades]

I feel relax just by watching this.

[may261994]

COMPUTAR VWORK!!!!

[Alpeche21]

@may261994 Lmfao!

[may261994]

@Alpeche21 haha i know

[TheAbrasiveBastard]

@may261994

61 thumbs up for misspelling Computer... ...? What the fuck...

[may261994]

@TheAbrasiveBastard That's how she pronounces it..... ? What the fuck...?

[icannotfly]

@may261994 that was a kraftwerk song, right?

[Mrgalaxy]

@icannotfly No it was a Komputarwerk song

[JackofTrades75]

@may261994 Holy shit. It's been a long time since a youtube comment has made me laugh. Thank you.

[may261994]

@JackofTrades75 hahhaha... holy shit it has 152 likes...... shweet

[may261994]

@JackofTrades75 @JackofTrades75 hahhaha... holy shit it has 152 likes...... shweet

[GR8DIVINE1]

@may261994 learn to speill

[may261994]

@GR8DIVINE1 It's the pronunciation .. dumbass.. how she says it???.... or are you not getting it?... or jealousy of the 181 likes?

[threepoynts]

@GR8DIVINE1 i find irony in someone spelling spell wrong when telling another person to learn to spell.

[GR8DIVINE1]

@threepoynts i was being sarcastic you mindless drone

[threepoynts]

@GR8DIVINE1 mindless drone. says the assclown who doesnt even realize that Computar Vwork is actually a funny comment. Go back to your blow up doll, internet tough guy.

[GR8DIVINE1]

@threepoynts hey listen leave my blow up doll l out of this.. this affair is between you and i.. i find it slightly ironic that someone who namecalls doesn't know the meaning of sarcasm

[FranLesPaul]

@GR8DIVINE1 Unbelievable. This proves two of my theories: 1. There should be a sarcasm sign, and 2. There sould be an IQ test determining wheter you're allowed to use the Internet. Rock on, man.

[Pistolmormor]

hahaha he said Mmm when the after text´s was coming

[Pistolmormor]

i feel so relaxed that i start giggle when i watch massage videos :D i want one so badly : /

[superuglyman888]

what the hell does that have to do with anything?

[polpiv4tifi]

I was typing on the wrong page.

[Wesley296]

lucky guy

[planet3moon]

Really practical and helpful for us massage tyros. Thanks for posting.

[lilbl6]

Iam falling asleep just by watching this lol...=)......

[brunoinkie]

thanks for the lesson, i'll try to do it today to a very special friend, hope it goes well :D

[soso104]

i wish i could massage myself...

i need more arms please!

[soso104]

is she german?

[NNoradIV]

by her accent, she looks more french (from canada) then german

[UMpt835]

Definitely not. But she probably does speak a Teutonic language

[iluvtkandbk]

@NNoradIV german accent isn't as loud and up and down as you think. nope doesnt sound like french accent at all.

[ifightaliens]

Oh man... I wish this lady would follow me around and rub me while talking with that relaxing accent, and that this music would play whenever I wanted.

[powerpuffzana]

lol @ exhale out part :)

[infam0us1000]

she has very nice boobs....

[lilbl6]

Read Wesley26's comment lol.//

[Pistolmormor]

what did he say ? u made me curious :P

[lilbl6]

I cant remember now

[Lappi1983]

what a lucky guy..

[LUCKYraindeer]

she looks like ms.Swan haha, luv it!

[midknightbluez]

I like this video so much that I'm not even gonna point out that at (0:38) she says "Touch the person in a gentle firm way.." which equates to saying "Touch the person in a soft hard way".

[magey1]

No it doesn't.

Firm

adjective

1. securely fixed in place.

2. not shaking or trembling; steady: a firm voice.

3. not likely to change; fixed; settled; unalterable: a firm belief.

4. steadfast or unwavering, as persons or principles: firm friends.

[awhislyle]

Gentle means other things than just soft, and although it sounds odd at first, it actually makes sense- not an oxymoron.

[Mrgalaxy]

And, in fact, you were the one who contradicted yourself, by pointing what you believed was a fault after saying that you weren't going to.

[midknightbluez]

No shit... ... ....

....Jack ass.

[Mrgalaxy]

Fine, then. You eat dick.

[Mrgalaxy]

Wow, and you even put a negative on previous comment.

[Pathrissia]

loving the music. makes the stress go away from my head and belly!

[Lboy926]

I started touching my own back and I swear I could feel her massage! Ohhh shes soooo relaxing... :)

[dabulls108]

I do too, she needs to make more of these

[ShayEffinLa]

I am the only one who watches these videos to help me relax and go to sleep?

I hope not...or I just made myself look like a total creeper.

[Lizco93]

your not alone! Im doing the same thing right now xD but this WORKS, I sleep better when I watch these before going to bed :)

[Toerme]

I watch massage videos for somewhat the same purpose.. I feel so relaxed and I can almost feel the massage too xD Really nice.

[macangel1]

I feel so much better when I watch these! It's crazy.

[bchamp909]

im doin that right now lol

[papermachew]

WoW..You are totally not..I do the same thing! :) LOL

[orionpk]

me too. since i was a kid, watching videos on the tv someone getting massaged was making me sleepy and relaxed

[fatcatgordon]

The effect you feel from watching massage videos is created by mirror neurons in your brain. From Wikipedia: "A mirror neuron is a neuron that fires both when an animal acts and when the animal observes the same action performed by another. Thus, the neuron "mirrors" the behavior of the other, as though the observer were itself acting."

[blairisking]

check out massageclips by lita her voice is so relaxing aswell

[modelchic99]

Wow, that looks like it feels so good.

[puppywienerdogss]

watching this makes me feel relaxed already =P

[midknightbluez]

I usually say some kind of wise ass bullshit about every video I come across on Youtube...

.... ..... .....

....This one's okay though.

[curlyhairedmofo]

your pun lines are usually witty as fuck too, i like that *thumbs up*

[Pistolmormor]

i giggle when i watch this :o :D

[mowgie]

That looks so good, I would love to have that massage.

[DoubleAgent244]

i wish she was my grandma

[Giovanosky616]

This guy probably gets paid 2 be massaged, i'd like 2 have his job, i'll even do it 4 free...

that lady is like WOW, you can get relaxed by just listening 2 her...

[soulpiper]

She seems so nice -)

[meslem99]

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

[scarface1567]

i get goosebumps everytime i watch this video Zzzzzz..

[tebogomag]

Can't wait to try this on my rugby player boyfriend tonight! He always needs a good massage..

[chimonkey123]

haha... that sounds funny.

[Hermit1yoga]

lol I´ve got what you meant chimonkey123.

[TwinUzis]

I've watched this video like 50 times this month.

[tekitoubanzai]

Haha same here

The simple fact of watching it makes me feel so cumfortable

[TurtIedd]

its the internet. No one cares.

[bigtaxdizzle]

is that Shane Battier?

[TwinUzis]

I thought he kinda looked like Ed Boon.

[rommheim]

That woman sure as fuck knows how to squeeze a pair of shoulders.

[shiftyimp]

Shane Battier?