Ahmad the dead terrorist - subtitled

[dalodalo90]

good job with some mistakes!!

[AIyx]

It's "mustard gas" not "monster gas". But anyway nice work :)

[MrsPatriceHayden]

funny vid...just subscribed it

[MrBedyboys]

Terörist AMERİKA!!!

[December1617]

STOP TUCHING ME. I KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

[samsoumamimi]

If ALLAH  allowed us to kill i will kill this stupid

[Funny12363]

240p... we meet again

[MegaNickyh]

Hahahahaha funny funny funny. Wish they all looked like that.

DEAD!

Hahaha I tell a jokh

[abdulrules11]

fuk you you making mik out of muslims allah damit your mum damit

[ahmad20014]

Shut up you **** *****

[EveryThingThatShines]

It's just a funny bit.

[ambrosialmien]

Draw a cartoon of Jesus, make a Jew joke, an animation of Buddha - people take it in their stride. Say anything REMOTELY related to Islam and Muslims, even with humour in mind, and you get all the hate coming out.

[MARii94TH]

SILENCE! I kkill you..=( LOL

[kakamas1]

i will put your head on your momma's but

[shazoa]

allthough i'm muslim i injoyed every second !!

[MissElizabethTube]

(me) Silence! I kill you!

(mom) What the hell are you talking about?

(me) I kill you!!!

(mom) Dont speak to me like that!

*bitch slap*

(me) AU! *takes the headphones off* What did I do?

[CssGhJoKeR]

@MissElizabethTube Amazing ! xD

[December1617]

@MissElizabethTube

wow why would Ur mom do that to u? :(

[MissBintBibi]

i kill u

[mujeebmim]

mother fuk u basted..jeff.dunham..son of bitch

[xXPetaByteXx]

fuck jeff duhaam, that intolerant bastard

[fahmip]

terrorists aren't islam.yes he's right

[24sHiGaWo62]

i miss watching this video :)

[caio160396]

Hello 240p, we met again...

[annasmith12342]

cool sharing fantasies

[TheDoraemon006]

it's Achmed you idiot

[Zexitra23Acid]

@TheDoraemon006 No.. It's Akhmed dumbass. [=

[ibrahiem42]

@Zexitra23Acid

do u smthing mate i think u want ahmad to fuk yr mum hhhhhh fuk u muther fuker

[Zexitra23Acid]

@ibrahiem42 Wow? That right there didn't make sense "mate". Make a better comeback.

[estulticia78]

for anyone reading this, please, don't get me wrong but funny as this is, i truly think it is offensive to depict and stereotype terrorist as arabic people. i am not an arab neither a citizen of the united states so i'm not aking sides here. it is a good show though

[Rexkiller1998]

5:37 watch it XD

[SolidPlane]

really funny xD

[TheHellboy112]

This shit with catholic priests is FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[SUPERSHEA117]

you spelled his name rong

[NumbnutzTV]

trololol ahmad?

[midoziho]

Shame on every person watches this and laughs; this guy just made fun of the 3 main religions on Earth!

[victoriabp]

@midoziho so what?

[potentperson]

@midoziho making fun of things is okay

[RaGeKiLlAbLe]

@midoziho Infidel!! I keel yuu!!! bwahahahaha

[rocketdog39]

@midoziho so i hear parody is new?

[samsoumamimi]

@midoziho yea u are righ

[MrDokei]

Look in my ass it says : ''MADE IN CHINA!!'' hahahha that part is the best !!

[barbaras1948]

this is so funny.

[plartox]

ha and ha and ha and ha can't stop laugh (bad lycrics bro-bad spelling)

[joeisemolovesu123]

Wat?

[joeisemolovesu123]

Wanna try using grammar? What,sud?ur prolly?

[jastyjeps]

silence i kill you mental.

[demonfreaker]

Lol? Monster gas? XD

[djmorpher11]

Lol are u kidding me I'd kill u for a Klondike bar

[sylwialova]

bu ha ha ha ha '' i kill youu .... i kill you toooooo :D

[DioTime1400]

is achmed no ahmad

[xxxheibiatchezxxx]

I can watch this all the time! : D

[sa9so]

i KILL youuuu lol

[dolgabarctique]

illuminati = terorist

[fahmip]

@dolgabarctique yep you're so right.

[andione1000]

@dolgabarctique illuminati=terrorist=USA :)

[MegaAkah]

THE FUCKEST video ever!!!!!!!

[usmanrana84]

be curse on all the humans in this video. AMEEN



[hasankagost]

This is the best lesson to graduate terrorists because when the fanatic see this kind of videos then they will be ready to kill their self for killing others

[supastar668]

This became an inside joke in my year group at my secondary school before we left. absolutely hilarious. We'd just shout "Silence! i KILL you" in class and the teacher would just stand there confused. Thank you jeff dunham for endless hours of amusement

[MegaWelcome12345]

Good Evaning infedil

[TheYunian]

Thanks for addind the subtitles. for foreigners, it is not easy to understand everything. you did good. Thanks.

[Sarge216]

What was the last thing that went threw your mind? MY ASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[PainSoldier]

just fuck ya _|_

[MasterKiem]

say it !!! I Kill you !!!

[blakhawk999]

ID KILL U FOR A KLONDLIKE BAR. ROFL

[blakhawk999]

da ppl below me are lames. they fight. LISTEN TO THE VIDEO!

[Samou579]

Muslim or christians... fucking imaginary.. i'm an atheist.. i get worms instead of virgins after i'm dead, the first thing i'll see isn't jesus, but is when some crazy scientist decide to revive all atheist from the grave using their dna... fuck you religion

[oscaringoliling0]

What people who laugh at this video don't realize is that a) this is war propaganda and b) americans see them as "dead terrorists" while their supporters see them as "heroic martyrs", the same way that the same supporters see fallen american soldiers as "dead terrorists" and americans see those as "heroic martyrs". And the cause of both is the same: control over strategic resources: nothing particularly moral or immoral about it. I find this joke utterly tasteless and extremely hypocritical.

[oscaringoliling0]

@oscaringoliling0 not to mention dangerously insensitive and a complete lack of international understanding on behalf of the american people.

[oscaringoliling0]

Watch videos of Noam Chomsky on the Irak war instead, I bet after doing so you won't find this as funny, insensitive brainwashed americans.

[MandieFotografi]

HAHA this is sooooo funny!!!

[ngh492]

btw its aHmad... not akmed nor akhmed!

[blckdays]

coom ooon guuuuuuys i'm muslim too and i find it so fucken funny ...

[jayEM98]

5:41 hello im lindsy lohan hahahahhaha

[Tambu1996]

I HOPE THIS GUY DIES THAT  GUY SHOULD GO HELL.

[byakuyalover1]

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FEET!

* flips feet *

son of a bitch! what the hell!

HELLOOOOO! Iam Lindsey Lohaaaaaaan

[byakuyalover1]

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FEET!

* flips feet *

son of a bitch! what the hell!

[1995Fatuma]

seht euch mein viedeo an schriebt a normal day-kids und das dritte klicken

[MKMDHJ]

Allah akbr ;D

[jayEM98]

Helloooooo..I am Lindsy Lohaaan  hahahahahahahahahahahaha

so good so good

[jayEM98]

akhmed the dead terroeist is the best from all but walters laughing is so funny

[volikoto]

hahahaha!!!!! pretty good jokes.....hahahahahahaha by the way michael jackson's still alive during this show....

[Phreakiller]

1:29

[hitsugayatoushiro101]

akhmed: can you hear me...(poof)

wtf

[maxmadhu22]

Repeatedly Press "3" ...LMFAO..!

[biodude5231]

Dislikers press 4

[biodude5231]

1:13 SILENCE!...i kill you!

[cakramitra]

then thats just you are to say, but dont make description about a religion just from the view of your self, that was stupid thing to make, if you wanna make true or not about yours so you have to make a deep learning about it.

I'm not say that you are wrong, but I'll say how pity you are, you just make yourself a stupid boy who dont have any good view on your live

[faleh123]

This is not funny ... So sad to see you in hellfire... Islam is not terrois and not allow to kill innocents peoble ... Salam

[Cheguevara831]

I always think of Osama bin Laden when i see the poor muslim terrorist :)

[iqbal476]

damn, ppl from both sides are fighting and boastin around their religion is the best..COME ON!! Im a Muslim but this video is fuckin hilarious...dont take it seriously...muslims always jokin round bout priest molesting lil boy's dick...so christians are allowed to say shit bout 72 virgins and all...let this mark the end of hate, salam =)

[MrCartrette]

@iqbal476 --------nice to see someone act right.

[seryo666]

@iqbal476 greetings from Argentina, salam

[vpsjdon]

@iqbal476 Great man... If everyone starts thinking like you we can have a very peaceful world.... Salam from India :) :)

[Pinandito15]

@iqbal476 if only all muslims like you, the world will be more peaceful

[HBKANDREYROCKS]

@Pinandito15 Actually all Muslims are peaceful, well except the terrorists which you like to call Muslims although we say in Islam "Terrorism has no religion" If you type that you would see thousands of Muslim campaigns. People judge all Islam by the act of few.

[kanakaken]

@HBKANDREYROCKS I've seen your profile & U have a terrific sense of humour, I can see why U like J Dunham.

On a serious note, I know a lot of Muslims are against the militant minority, especially when many innocent Muslims are killed as well. So why don't the vast majority stand up & root out these murderous rats along with the Imams that lead/teach them? Don't ask me about the USA in that regard, they ARE too big, & dangerous. beside they will be their own demise eventually. Salem

[HBKANDREYROCKS]

@kanakaken Yeah, i love laughing and making people laugh, how can we stand up to them? The Islamic countries discovered that some of the charities that Muslims deliver are secretly given to terrorists, they stopped that and terrorism went lower than before, Google that. The charities are big cash ya know? Anyway, thanks for the nice reply, most people would go.... you know, berserk.

[GigiiSLO]

@HBKANDREYROCKS

don't lie... look to some movies about muslims. you'll see they don't like different peoples

[ibrahiem42]

yo g dont be fukin raises k niga they r peacful people .. and i hate u all

[jamesdante1101]

@ibrahiem42 what?dude i have no idea what you just said

[HBKANDREYROCKS]

@GigiiSLO I'm a Muslim, and I'm pretty sure that I'm not lying. Instead of videos and shit like that (9/11 Palestinian celebrations were proven FAKE although they aired in CNN) ask any non-Muslim who stays in Muslim countries. They get good job opportunities, treated the same, every religion has it's terrorists and extremists.

[GigiiSLO]

@HBKANDREYROCKS

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enyoj ;)

[mustafacelik1]

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[RebeldeGogi]

@HBKANDREYROCKS you're absolutely right :-)

[ambrosialmien]

@HBKANDREYROCKS Terrorism is in all forms, but when it comes to religious terrorism, you can't blame people for stereotyping when at the forefront of terrorism in the name of religion are Muslims.

[HBKANDREYROCKS]

@ambrosialmien Well.... sure stereotypes are actually meant for laughs, but when people take it seriously I just feel like the smartest person on earth, cause they are so dumb.

[ambrosialmien]

@HBKANDREYROCKS And since when are stereotypes necessarily bad? :P That's a stereotype in itself. Lol.

[HBKANDREYROCKS]

@ambrosialmien Give me one stereotype that is good? Never heard of one.

[lilbesho]

@iqbal476 in real world saudi arabia has the highest number of child rappers but they are keeping it underground

[kanakaken]

@lilbesho Is that "child rappers" or "child rapers"?,,,,, there IS a difference you know.

[lilbesho]

@kanakaken i mean rapers :P

[rekoilas]

@lilbesho child rappers LOL

[GeorgeChar95]

@iqbal476 salam btw i am an american but believe it or not i am trying to learn arabic although i find them difficult but there is no way this is not funny! i mean it could be an american i would still laugh:P

[DeMoNMiNdLS]

Im A Muslim... This is Not Something To Fight about! Muslims and Christians Should Become Friends.. I Am American.. And Most of My Friends Are Christians.. Christianity and Islam Should Be Friends.. Against The Jews! And Plu Most Of My Friends Here Dont Know The Real Islam.. Osama Bin Laden Was A Fucked U Bitch! He Was NOTHING Like a Muslim.. He Even Killed Muslims! My brother is a US Marine and He Came back from Afghanistan Last week, He Says Osama Is Not a Typical Muslim.. He is a Terrorist!

[LetsRock941]

ahahhahahaha that was fkn hilarious wayy to go acckhhhhhhmad ;) lol! ROFL

[howtobeaisrali]

lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[KristinaBrooker1]

Hi, Bedouin Soundclash, I'm white and that's my local "anti-casual". It's like I say to my tumor "be your own predator".

[KristinaBrooker1]

I wonder if recent usage of the words "never" and "zero" we're to describe my anal sex life -THAT I AM A CHERRY.

[corola2009]

and when he say "what do u think of bush ,,, then ahmed was goin to anwer "oh ,, i love bush was he first talking about bush tower in NY city or wat ?!! "can somebody explain becouse am not an american

[MahmoudCalmman]

هههههههههههههههههههه جامده

[2012mufc]

well done america, made a way to make racism funny...

LONG LIVE LOWKEY

[asudewe]

@2012mufc : since when islam become a race?

[2012mufc]

@asudewe allright cool, making fun of muslims is a good thing. kl. idiot.

[eugin38]

fack this is the best hahahhahaha you mother fucker

[eugin38]

fack this is the best hahahhahaha

[deafsubtitles]

Thanks! I have subtitled here since 2006. It is wonderful to see others do it.

[XDLOLhahaLOLXD]

W8 IS THIS RACIST IF THIS IS RACIST THEN THE CREATOR OF THIS, I KILL U

[MahnoorFatima16]

hell ....

[fatinsazana]

you suuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!to play muslim god

.

you will go to hell!stupid vid

[samsoumamimi]

@fatinsazana yea u are right

[fatinsazana]

you suuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!to play muslim god

.

[fatinsazana]

you suuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!to play muslim good

.



[ali6iraqi]

Islam is the best but you are stupids and dont know that

and no moslam is terrorist just i hate that vid.

[101majeed]

What is the problem with Islam? There nothing wrong in the religoin, but in the people. you can learn more about Islam and see the REAL, PURE, and original version of Islam. Islam does not order any body to kill any innocent person, and this is clearly stated in the Quran. Here is the website where you can learn more about this beautiful religion. type islamhouse in google.

[HAapplestudios]

This is freakin rasist

[asudewe]

@HAapplestudios : since when Islam become a race?

[monster584098]

achmed is funny as hell hahahahhahahaha wat the hell happened to my feet!

[callumrocks1011]

good evening.......  infidel lmao

[hitsugayatoushiro101]

jeff: so you guys have some kind of motto?

akhmed:like wat?

jeff:like we're looking for a few good men..

akhmed: we're looking for some idiots with no future

LOL

[cameronp2001]

I WILL KILL YOU HAHAHA ;)

[miketzanos11]

i will kill U !!! xDD

[Mo0oLy90210]

DisLiiiiike !!!

[mariosmnikolaou]

i want to ask: who was the first one that said the famous phrase "kill u"??

[Rukia123123]

only if the dead guy was bin laden

[emad382896]

im still watchin it on 2011

[TheGhaus]

Americans you're fking fking idiots..... KNN basket idiots fool dare to make fun of islam ah how dare u.. i CURSED U THAT YOUR FAMILY MUST DIE IN EXPLOSION

[subaharan]

The only that kills every fucking human on this earth and taking over others countries are the US and England, and yes they are christians

[Izidka]

What can the stupid AMERICAN make for funny? People die in the middle east, and they make fun... God Bless THE ARABIC PEOPLE!!!! Alah u akbar!

[amorson10]

man fuck this shit

[v1nnie0012]

"flim" is translated as "KHHHHHH" ???

At least make it "CHHHH".

[v1nnie0012]

who the fuck is "Ahmad?"

[zeusinme]

@v1nnie0012

brother of bin laden

[Muhd87]

only loser make fun of it, burn it, after so many debate between Muslim and Christian. Christian lose so many time. game over!

[asudewe]

i wonder if Jeff Dunham is still alive :)

Most likely moslems will kill him for something like this.

[gablickson]

@asudewe

*muslims

[asudewe]

@gablickson : moslem (english) = muslim

[livrepensador82]

Religious Can´t interfer in government. Only laic countries handles good with Democracy.

[le3c00vale]

@livrepensador82 wow mate you're a fucking idiot, religion is the no1 cause of most wars... how can you say "Religious Can´t interfer in government"

[livrepensador82]

@le3c00vale Learn to read!

[le3c00vale]

@livrepensador82 well if you use proper spelling and grammar, then maybe i wouldn't miss interpret your comment, dick!!!

[MrJohn505]

Never get killed to each other.. but arguing instead.. They r gay..

[MrJohn505]

I have No idea.. Y maybe they like it.. Gay

[LordOtts]

What I don't fucking understand is why the hell people are fighting about religion instead of enjoying this awesome video...

[NikkiandSam736]

Silence I kill you

[NikkiandSam736]

Quiet I KILL YOU !!!!!

[pikok1982]

good one.

islam its the cancer of the world

[MrJohn505]

Edze shut up bitch u r crap No^ racist here..