Duke Nukem 3D - End of Episode 2

[KanyeTroll]

after hours of killing aliens, it's only normal to have to take a shit

[fallout111111]

If only duke nukem forever had humor like this

[yanfex1]

jajajajjajajajajajajajajajjaja­jajajajjjjja lol duke nukem ruls lml

[yanfex1]

jajajj die son of a bitch

[Feralg33k]

This was the first time I laughed my ass off playing a computer game!

[Xboxshqip]

hahahahaha 

[SlurmsMackenzie92]

I like how he brought a newspaper on the alien spaceship with him

[nothinginsane]

what a sick bastard! lol

[SandersonCallum]

head came off 2 easy

[MercyfulBates]

If Duke Nukem Forever has moments like this, I think I will actually cry with joy!

[SandersonCallum]

@MercyfulBates

well he does get his dick sucked by 2 ... 16 year old cheer leader girls >.>

[MercyfulBates]

@SandersonCallum Touche to you

[SandersonCallum]

@MercyfulBates i meant in duke forever

[Katakuna51]

@MercyfulBates Well, Jon St. John (Duke's voice actor) said at MAGfest 9 that there's a line that says "I'll rip out your eyeballs and piss into your brain!"

[Flunkorg]

@MercyfulBates All 3 of the bosses in Duke nukem 3D will make an appearance in duke nukem forever.

[glade20]

@Flunkorg not the overlord

[AtomicLugia]

That's what I would do with the CPU's of Mario Kart Wii! I hate them because they spams with blue shells and lightning strikes.

Nice vid! Thumbs up!

[GameAce6]

I'd hate to ask where he got the newspaper from. O_o

[LOCUSTHATER666]

hell if i had to go take a number 2 and a alien was gonna attack me i'd do the same thing. it might even be relaxing to do that to an psycho alien lol

[samusmex]

SHI-! a BFT D: (Big Fucking Tuna)

[piroJ0KE]

Old-style shit!

[rsoub]

man 12 ywars ago i was expert on this game

[Mathiaxzz]

did you know dukes toilet is actually shaped as E.T?

true story!

[akatsukimaster666]

lol whistling his theme song

[LuBuOWNZ]

Man keeps his word.

[bowarrful]

the alien at 0.46 is the same alien in duke nukem forever on the football stadium.

cooool!

[SVWillmer]

Dukes a man of his word

[kombatmaster12]

I saw this, this morning on my xbox and about peed myself laughing. At least he's a man that's true to his word :P Badass game.

[redtiten]

wow he shited down his neck

[cryodynamite]

lol he shat a nuke

[heeriyujaxhunin]

Good God he did it

[jellofuel]

When he pulled the newspaper I laughed until I was breathless. If I died today, my friends and family would say I witnessed the most epic win in the history of everything.

[Shawn0HBK0Michales]

I love his whistling)))

[imbadatnames390]

Is duke nukem forever ever going to come out?

[crimsoneternity]

@imbadatnames390 3D realms went bankrupt. they didnt finish duke nukem forever :(

[OpenMawProductions]

@crimsoneternity 3D Realms did not go bankrupt.

[crimsoneternity]

@OpenMawProductions read this article w w w(DOT)wired(DOT)com/magazine/2­009/12/fail_duke_nukem/all/

[OpenMawProductions]

@crimsoneternity I say again, 3D Realms did not go bankrupt. The development team was let go, that is not bankruptcy.

[nadesNspades]

@OpenMawProductions exactly. but i heard take two found another developer in gearbox in the middle of last year around the time when they dropped 3d realms and the game is "supposed" to be finished by the end of this year.

[OpenMawProductions]

@nadesNspades Except Take 2 does not have that kind of authority. The only rights to Duke they have are publishing rights for Duke Forever. They do not even have a physical copy of the game. 3D Realms holds the chips.

[brukernavn142]

wich level

[MisterBankz]

LMFAO , epic . I remember my mom would never let me play this game, & on weekends I used to sneak away & play it with my brother xD

Ahh back when video game violence was something kids actually werent supposed to see

[RadioactiveG]

Oh yes, exactly. That was Mortal Kombat 2 in my case. When my parents weren't home my brother was sneaking away to watch me playing.

That was the pornography of those good old days...

[MisterBankz]

Lol Yeahh , too bad kids today wont know what that's like, since every game out now is all about war & shit -___-

[XNinjaBoyXx]

@RadioactiveG For me, it was Goldeneye on the N64.

[AsimisterMT]

@MisterBankz hahahh same :D 

[arzon75]

best moment in this video

him whistling MEGADETH.

[Anonymous6288]

@arzon75 I believe he was whistling the Duke Nukem theme..

[arzon75]

yeah, thats the name of the song. megadeth.

[Anonymous6288]

oh lol. im gay

[commandox20]

@arzon75 Grabbag.

[Hunderflute]

That song isn't originally by Megadeth, it's the Duke Nukem theme song, which Megadeth covered.

[Titan990]

Ok.....that takes a shear amount of awsomeness to do that

[Gridseeker]

Duke or Snake, who is the bad ass between those two I dont know... the only thing that is fact is Duke will beat the hell out of the entire RE crew, including Leon, Wesker, Krauser and even Nemesis!

[Andreazor]

"I need a stiff drink... and a shower... and a soft-skinned belly to lay my head on."

Amen, Duke. Amen.

[Arzaker]

0:06 at that moment it had to feel like being pelted woth a barrage of dodge balls

[louiseleon07]

CENSORED

[MrRytuklis]

Duke Nukem keeps his word. I rip your head off and shit down your neck. And he did it :D

[bsnowman]

Nukem is a man of his word.

[avatar9103]

this video is badass

[Shadowzeroace]

You can't compare Duke Nukem to Solid Snake to different things how the hell did that even come about thats just like saying Duke Nukem against Dante in other words no way in hell!

[Machetemon]

Duke would break a broom handle off in snake`s ass and shit down his neck.if he could find snake and blast his face off.

[Damocles178]

Not only was he true to his word here; he also meant what he said to the Cycloid Emperor in this cutscene "The last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die is my size 13 boot" before eventually encountering him in Stadium :D

[johnlewisbrooks]

B.J Blazcowics= 1 can of premium whup ass!

Doom Space Marine= 6 pack of whup ass!

DUKE? He's a 55 GAL DRUM OF "ASS-WHUP"!

XD!

[Headcrabman99]

Duke= 999999999999999999999999999999­9999999

oceans of kick ass and chewing bubble gum...

but all out of gum.

[foxman691]

this was always my favorite ending :D

[schieese]

hahaha i remember.

[Blodsvike13]

Haha,love the way Duke was whistling his own theme song as he was relieving himself on the battlelord...size 13 boots huh? Damn,my feet are bigger than his. xD

[ShadowMantis9]

Duke Nukem vs. Chuck Norris

gg.

[movieman1211]

That'd be really close. Norris may have killed a lot of terrorists but I don't even think he had the balls to shit on them afterwards.

[hteman]

but noris got killed by bruce lee

[hteman]

always bet on duke

[canadiancarl]

he unscrewd his head and shit down his neck. the drill sergeant from full meal jacket would be proud.

[Retroman1000]

lol duke nukem went too far this time he actually shitted down his neck lol

[NinjaBunny00]

CRAZY EPIC WIN

[belandino]

Duke's got a big foot indeed! 13 size! LMAO!

[CodyHarris0069]

i like a badass who stays true to his word

[GTASanAndreasMovie]

I wanna see Duke and Solid Snake fight... That match might take a loooong time.

[StickItWhereItStinks]

No one can beat Duke, he's that godly badass that you just can't fuck with lol

[GTASanAndreasMovie]

That's my point. Snake is REAL. The things he does (with the exception of jumping off a missile) are REAL. Duke jumps 50 ft. in the air and gets shot 100 million times, then some toilet water gets him all better?

[lovemym16]

and snake can somehow pull a 7.62 round out of his own skull, thats pretty real!

[GTASanAndreasMovie]

When did that happen?

[lovemym16]

rmember when you get shot in MG3 you can extract the bullets from the wounds with a fork or knife in order to hell yourself by eating gator meat or watever other creature you could find

[GTASanAndreasMovie]

I don't remember ever getting a bullwt in my head but I did get arrows and bullet bees (bees traveling fast as a bullet) and crap like that.

[IDarkPaladinI]

Snake is emo.

[GTASanAndreasMovie]

Snake isn't emo wtf?

[Bam050196]

Duke can beat the Crap out of Snake.

[GTASanAndreasMovie]

Doubt it.

[movieman1211]

If he can't find Snake, could he really beat the crap out of him.

Let's look at a few of Snake's accomplishments, he took down a Hind-D helicopter flown by a guy how brought down two F-16s with it.

He destroyed a tank with grenades. He walked through a MICROWAVE hallway with the body of a 70 year old.

Duke is badass but that doesn't mean Snake isn't badass as well.

[lovemym16]

if he cant find him hell just NUKEM!!!

[commandox20]

Let's compare all that to Duke's acomplishments.

Saved the world in 1997 from Dr. Proton. Saved the world in 1998 from Rigelitans, Save the world again from another alien race immediately after that. Saved Bill Clinton from remaining alien threat, went back in time and saved his own ancestors from alien annilhation. Has written his own autobiography, and nailed more chicks than hundreds of thousands of other men combined, including LARA ****ing CROFT.

Duke FTW, Hail to the King!

[movieman1211]

@commandox20

I'm not saying that Duke isn't badass but saying that Snake isn't badass is just stupid.

[dino88cro]

Blow it out your ass :D

[PsychoJosh]

Duke blocks missiles with his fucking pectoral muscles. Snake has no chance.

[movieman1211]

@PsychoJosh

Just because Duke is badass doesn't mean Snake isn't a badass.

[PsychoJosh]

I never said that Snake wasn't one. You're putting words in my mouth. I'm saying that Duke's badassery overpowers Snake's easily.

[movieman1211]

Well we can at least say both of them are badasses.

[movieman1211]

What are you talking about Snake is a badass.

[GTASanAndreasMovie]

*nods*

[DelGotHisNameStolen]

Hahaha he always said it but i never thought he'd actually do it! lol

[residentT102]

he was very serious

[kilamatizer]

now thats what i call hardcore!!

[tubebammy]

This wuz my favorite ending lol. He literally shitted in dat things neck.... Dats wut i call shittin on em

[DarkNinjaO1]

wow lol, i never knew he actually did it i thought it was just one of dukes awesome lines, i skipped the cutscenes except for the last 1

[MAPG90]

im guna rip your head off and shit down your nack, guess he wasnt joking eh?

[yoshi9891]

@MAPG90 nnnnnnnnnope guess not

[luckylouie522]

pwned!@

[assWompingMadNess]

"my size 13 boot!!!"

hahahahahhaha nice!!!

[calaco007]

beautiful finale

[prissboy91]

my god he was serious

[CyberSteelPaladin]

Not really, but that's my opinion.

[CyberSteelPaladin]

But I don't play MP so I whatever then.

[SuperMetroidMedia]

That takes balls to shit on a guys face. lololololololol

[VolcomStone128]

neck

[donmarioelking]

I'l Rip Your Head off and Shit Down Your Neeeck.

[hteman]

thats an epic threat but only duke can keep his word and carry them out

[CyberSteelPaladin]

Nice video!!

[humanice2]

I love fighting this boss, on all my maps I have this boss around with stuff on the way, and my favorite ending I've made with this boss fight is make a closed area with huge junk stuff lied around everywhere where you use that to cover. the final boss is too hard, and the first boss is just annoying to fight, I always need to place health stuff everywhere while fighting that.

[Nimhster]

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

And he did! XD

[MadnessReturns]

size 13 boot wow!

[metalcom51]

Just one thing. Where did he get the newspaper from?

[bubsAKAvermin]

he pulled it out of his ass

[DestroyerOfEvil07]

@metalcom51

his bag...perhaps?

[brent0071]

Duke Nukem: The manliest man ever to be created. Hell, even the name is manly.

[stef2689]

"die u son of a bitch"

[FSTA54]

damn you killed that boss in like ten seconds lol

[RadioactiveG]

Yeah, that "Devastator" is too unfair...

[CyberSteelPaladin]

Devastator is over-powered, seriously.

[Nimhster]

It could be, but he might've had the level on an easier difficulty.

[Thing07]

Yea, with the devastator it made the overlord way to easy, especially for an end of chapter boss. It shouldn't have been easier than the previous boss...

[Trexmaster12]

Talking about ripping heads and shit down on necks ^|^

[Claaavio]

thanks for posting this man! i loved this game

[GhostMLD]

32-35 is the best

[Hammerman24]

0:39-:42 = Win, so much win Chuck Norris could not achieve

[Hugna]

I guess he wasn't kidding when he said "I'll rip your head off and s*** down your neck!"...

[GloboGymPurpleCobras]

Where did he get the newspaper from?

[Floatingpeasant]

maybe it was in his pants... or something idk lol

[Slyboogy07]

he pulled it out of his ass

[vimto478]

LMAO thts funny

[trapt007]

haha is he shiting on the boss and also that boss was so easy ahahaa

[RadioactiveG]

He's easy only if you know how to move fast and take him down quickly. If you don't, he'll take you down very fast and you'll feel he's unbeatable.

[alaster222]

and also hes easy if you have the cheats on like yourself. perfect health, armor, full ammo, etc

[RadioactiveG]

"Like yourself" - you mean me?

I used no cheats here. No cheats were also used on my other DN3D videos (where contrary to this video, you can see I did get hit).

[Slyboogy07]

technically he didnt shit ON the boss but IN the boss's neck

[commandox20]

Shit down it. :)

[SOAD4life7212]

"the last thing that will be going thru ur mind before you die...is my size 13 boot" lol XD thats great

[sharlytoon]

this is the first tme that i see this..

because i play de game but no much levels

AND THIS IS SO GREAT

love DN3D

[makelelemakelele]

Damn! That game still looks so fucking awesome! Guess i need to buy it from somewhere

[RadioactiveG]

If you're serious about purchasing this, you can buy the Atomic Edition from the official site: 3drealms.stores.yahoo. net/duknuk3dated.html

[Fantomas612]

That was so cool back then. Well, its cool even today !

[CaptainChirac]

Duke Nukem pwns Chuck Norris.

[pedinhuh16]

Bruce Lee pwns Chuck Norris

and Duke Nukem pwns Bruce Lee

result: Duke Nukem pwns anything!

[jamieisjabba]

holy shit i just got this too run on windows xp and vista

[finkter1]

is that game any fun looks old

[RadioactiveG]

It is old. 1996. Real classic.

[finkter1]

i would play it just knowing that i could shit down peoples necks