Deadly Towers - Nes Review - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[only257]

hiliarous

[stuntman45666]

the script is by fanz

?

or angry rants?

[freedomfighterguy1]

ludder means:

skank, slut or cheap-ass hoe

heidi er et ludder

Heidi's such a slut

[LongDieseldog]

1:04 that artwork is EPIC

[Paolur]

It's funny how the name of the company that made this, Brøderbund Software, borrows it's name partly from danish, the same language in which the word "ludder" means whore.

[MrBuch169169]

Blue balls, no less!

[DanTheEnigma]

So there for... we're already starting out with 50 cheap ass hoes so we're doing alright for ourselves.

[highspeedheadbanger]

i just googled it, HES RIGHT!! o_o

[herman1francis]

He recommends us to NOT play these game. I guess he hasn't realized yet that NOONE plays those old games.

[IronBreloom]

@herman1francis I guess you haven't realized yet that NOONE is your age

[herman1francis]

@IronBreloom What? 25? Noone?

[AlexGRFan97]

@herman1francis Well then why did he get so many emails about people's opinions on the game?

[DracheN0504]

6:52 THat part ALWAYS CRACK ME UP !!!!!! aHwhgGHaghAwghAghghaaAHAhaa!!!

[iLoveLinkinParke15]

i want some ludder! (looks at door) ... GOD DAMNIT!

[MrLilbdog21]

cheap ass hoe hahahahahahahaha!

[joaovictor1994]

I'd rather eat an insane amount of diarrhea shit coming out of an irradiated goat's anal cavity than play this fucking game.

...

o.o ...

Alright no I wouldn't.

[Kai64Super]

LOL !

[stammesbruder]

i would like to know how many germans/ austrians are avgn fans thumb up or comment so i can suggest how many of you guys are watching this too!

mich würde interessieren wieviele deutsche/österreicher avgn fans sind, daumen hoch oder kommentar, damit ich in etwa schätzen kann wieviele sich dieses video anschauen!

[tha1sorrow]

@stammesbruder man kann auch einfach den statistik-button drücken. hier gehts zwar nicht, aber so kannst du bei den meißten videos sehen, wie viele leute in welchem land sich das anschauen.

[stammesbruder]

@tha1sorrow sry wusste nicht das es sowas überhaupt gibt XD ^^; aber danke für die info

[TheMrminimario]

@stammesbruder Der Niederlanden! :D

[bassmajor]

@stammesbruder

Grüße aus Niedersachsen :P

[stammesbruder]

i feel so proud that one of my gamer models speaks in my mother tounge ( a bit) :DD that was nice :)

[Entenzeug]

"Das Spiel ist scheiße! Dieses Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben!!

=This game is fucking crap. It´s fucking you harder than the life itself!!!

Bwahaha zu geil, ich lach mir einen ab ^^

[sirmugman]

found my first NES game today, snake rattle n roll,

[TimeSpex]

@sirmugman Get off youtube you are not wanted

[almoorn]

I did love this game back in the day, man. 

[khoraski]

I bought this at a pawn shop. Best $5 I've ever spent.

[lifetimevidz101]

THERE JUST FUCKING BALLS!!!

[gungrave761]

@lifetimevidz101 True. True.

[Masterpivot292]

Chicken licking finger fucking son of a bitch. Nice, whoever made that one up.

[drwho2099]

i can't wait until avgn movie

[8BitBattleCompany1]

dein deutsch klang nichmal so schlecht ^^

[Draginvry2]

"A guessing game maze with no end."

Yes, that is exactly what this game is. Every single room looks exactly the same.

[Draginvry2]

I remember playing this game a lot, although I don't know if I ever beat it. This game is mesmerizing for some reason. The entire game just seems really random. I don't even really know what the point of the game is.

[Jennafrank12]

Whats are the versions at 0:45 and 0:55?

[TheAggroBros]

"He throws the sword!" What is this? Little Red Hood?

[cryax2138]

this game is ****** Horrible! i would destroy it with a dinner blaster!!!

[Xbawkslaggo]

i laughed so hard my mom came to my room

[Aratimb]

Why's there a troll face on the wall at start?

[Draginvry2]

@Aratimb

That's so you know that you've been trolled if you put this game in your NES. If you ever manage to get to the end of the game (which is unlikely) you'll probably be rewarded with a very disappointing ending.

The entire game is a maze, it's extremely easy to fall off ledges, and there are enemies everywhere.

[VaneLetsPlay]

DAS SPIEL IST SCHEISSE!!! DIESES SPIEL FICKT DICH HÄERTER ALS DAS LEBEN!!!

:D

AWESOME! :D

[uhbygv852]

ludder is the danish word for whore

[oakforestboys]

the whole script got written by the ppl gotta love it :)

[coolretrogames]

the guy on the cover looks like dovakhiin

[CameronStills]

Shootin out his dick

[deathzcruzer]

i laughed so hard liquid shit sprayed out from my ass

[Eneru89]

someone know where i can find who made the first song of the intro, the 80's type, and where i can find it on youtube?

[TurtleCow11]

Bwahaha! Ludder = cheap ass hoe. That was great =D

[Abadd0n15]

6:52 IT'S THE ANGRY GERMAN KID!

[christiantheamazing1]

luv the remix music at the start could you send me it??

[TeaUnicorn]

Aha, I love James trying to scream German XD

[video166]

lmao urban dictionary.... worst source he could have used XD

[AJFedora]

The last time i've seen towers this deadly is when they decided the horses needed more fibre in their diet!!

Gotta loove the nerd!

[Bensch23]

Das Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben xD

[germanwii]

6:50 the game fucks you harder than life xDDDD omg i love english german

[germanwii]

Ludder ist german^^ xDDD love ur channel

[CreeprThaReaper]

@germanwii so what does it mean

[germanwii]

@CreeprThaReaper Ludder has the meaning of slut, cunt, prostitute. an girl that fucks any guy. In german we say Ludder it could be used for fun or as a soft version. then whe have Schlampe this is a bit harder, and the hardest i would say is Hure, this means prostitute.

[lituvis1]

6:50 Chill,thats just godam game!

[lituvis1]

5:55 Yeah,kinda xD

[phatmarty21]

4:11 well when i went to platform 9 and 3/4 i di... I've said too much

[metademetra]

3:20 Blue balls? Did Hal make this or something?

[LILDUNC3000]

ludder  skank, slut or cheap-ass hoe

[LILDUNC3000]

@LILDUNC3000 Ludder Name of the currency used in the NES game Deadly Towers.

the sword cost 300 ludder.

[MrWebtube34]

"This game is a chicken lickin' finger fuckin' son of a bitch!!!! THIS GAME IS BALL CIDER!!! THE ASSHOLIANS BOW DOWN TO THIS PIECE OF SHIT!!! In other words, the game sucks." u r de funniest dude evah 2 be nown on de fase of dis erth

[XboxLikeWater]

@MrWebtube34

and you have the shittiest spelling ive ever seen

[julexguiltyspark]

@XboxLikeWater shut your fucking mouth people who have nothing to say talk about spelling

[XboxLikeWater]

@julexguiltyspark

impeccable logic

[WenGobou]

@ 0:39 is anyone else reminded of Ganondorf ?

[wav003]

Have you noticed the characters Sprite is a slightly modified version of Megaman Sprite.

[DrPokemonblut]

Dieses Spiel ist Scheiße! Dieses Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben!

[TheUnchainedMind]

"I'd rather suck the dried shit out of Chewbaccha's ass fur" XDXDXDXD

Your imagination is boundless

[2000Tobbe]

were the fuk is is mah likebar?!

[johnhamilton08]

The Nerd yelling in German = HILARIOUS

[olddrunkbastard]

Fucking creepy ass commercials

[Artproductions2010]

6000 emails? man, must've taken him a long time to find these lines that are in this video.

[Hellbat308]

dieses spiel fickt dich härter als das leben =)

now i want a german avgn review of space ace

[hello26580]

HE HAS 50 CHEAP ASS HOE ...WTF!!!!!

[FawfulGuy]

well the game is shit because it fucks you harder than life up the asshole with liquid ass butter and a porccupine while wiring a ponograph to a horses ass while your head is being shoved the horses ass too.

[jake111119]

3:23

[MrPlokijuhujiko]

Google translate renders the German comment as (with a little smoothing out by me): This game is shit! Playing it fucks you harder than life!

[Smallface8]

@MrPlokijuhujiko Yeah we've only had about 300 actual Germans already translate that for us. Thank you Captain Worthless.

[minigunshooter1212]

wait.. what the heck did james say in that other language? :/

[Jaknife101]

liquid ass butter xD

[spicewood1990]

"the last time i saw towers this deadly was when....." i was cringing on wat his next words could be

[himmelwipfel]

das spiel ist scheiße dieses spiel fickt dich härter als das leben

[crazyl69n]

@4:11 Yes. Yes I have. It's ubber weird! Musta been trippin balls or somethin...

[TheRealThreeP]

James is pretty good with German.

[solarboy48]

Closed captions: "You're gonna get fucked up the asphalt by a porcupine!" ROFL.

[jecoharman]

great art at 1.03-1.04

[HTCPrezet]

ludder is danish for a hooker :p

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@HTCPrezet

So...

urbandictionary's definition is based on the Danish word, probably.

[khoraski]

I bought this at a pawn shop. It seems fun at first, until you realize that you're not going anywhere.

[theepicone100]

Umm, I beat deadly towers... just so you know.

[Draginvry2]

@theepicone100

You are a true masochist.

[KimbaRRRRR]

Turn on CC and go to the German bit at 6.50

[cgsilverscreen2020]

@KimbaRRRRR "that's religious rights are. Newsies we'll take the car just explain." 0_o

[wav003]

I heard:

ASSASSASSASSASSASSASSSHITSHITS­HITFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUC­KFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF­UCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUC­KFUCK

ASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASS­ASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSSHI­TSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITS­HITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHI­TSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITS­HITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHI­TSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITS­HITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHI­TSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITS­HITSHITASSASSASSASSASSASSASSAS­SASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSAS­SASSASSASSASSASSASSASS!!!!!!!!­!!!

[L80616]

Put transcribe audio on from the CC button

Enjoy!

[Ravenite1]

1:02 WOW who drew that? Pretty good...

[AbeeZish]

ludder is a word we use in sweden :P

[Onisishkt]

It's just fucking-blue-balls..!!

[papinigis11]

spiel shaize it means the game is shit



[bosser18]

who else looked up ludder thumbs up if you did

[SuperMejia20]

i heard mine :)

[HowZ99]

@SuperMejia20 what was it?

[ToiletFinger]

Ball Cider!

[khoraski]

I bought four games at a pawn shop for $20. This was the only one that worked.

[tridentlayers100]

4:15 only once, when i was in... the twighlight zone... (theme music starts, then cuts to commercial)

[trentonbabb1996]

In other words the game just sucks.

[CorpalHeart]

He should make review of Touhou or i wanna be the guy or even i wanna be boshy what you all think?

[alexiscool33]

@CorpalHeart i agree

[dsdface]

@CorpalHeart he reviews old games in case you didnt noticed

[CorpalHeart]

@dsdface i know he reveiw old games but he could make a reveiw just one time for fun

[CannonBallBoom]

lol. suck dog farts XD

[giratina4950]

chicken licken finger fucken son of a bitch...........music

[trinman123]

Thumbs up if if look ludder up

[NeoGamemaster]

The last time I saw towers this deadly, it was september 11, 2001.

[kirby0628]

@NeoGamemaster *rimshot*

[giratina4950]

@NeoGamemaster ...even i admit that was tastless...

[future4zinc]

@NeoGamemaster lol, that's right imma take humor.

[KieCuster]

@NeoGamemaster Hey that's not funny. My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed his plane.

[WeLsHyGaMeRz12]

@NeoGamemaster if u make jokes like that your a fuckin heartless little bitch

[NeoGamemaster]

@WeLsHyGaMeRz12 Thanks for the compliment.

[emiranda2491]

@7:32 AVGN is so gangsta....listen his words rapping

[andreas7415]

luder means whore

[andreas7415]

ludder means whore

[iCloudGamerz]

ludder means cheap ass hoe....oh boy nintendo

[only257]

hiliarous

[MECtmmt117]

i searched up Ludder on a dictionary website and it said no result found

[MrJamieMathieson]

"Its easier to lift an elephant with my ass while singing old McDonald" .....poetry.

[MrBIGJ45100]

Hell's bells is also the name of the theme of DBZ character, Vegeta.

[ZPokemonfanA]

@MrBIGJ45100

Really? I thought it was named Saiyan Blood.

...Well, maybe in the original version and not Kai.

[TheMaximumTroll]

A chicken licken finger fuckin son-of-uh-bitch... Im going to go call my ex that

[hiimbobyouare2]

When something's impossible, you know what time it is. POWER GLOVE TIME!!!!!!

[KingOKards77]

did you know that this games was actually a best seller

[Parralyzed]

DUS SPEEL EAST SHEYZE!

[smoothskin8]

i remember deadly towers.......HORRIBLE PEICE OF ASS-FUCK!

[demonboyoflife]

i miss his original themesong...

[Silver2308]

6:18

trollface in the background on the wall ;)

[nroland99]

"have you just walked in to a wall and appeared into another room?"

im tempted to make a harry potter refrence

[Abomdosnow]

4:30 - I bet AVGN was new to Urban Dictionary.

[BrickArts295]

This was the prototype of dark souls

[tourettesfan1000]

epic. 3:13.

[mickeysymbiose]

It's kinda weird, in my language if you remove one L from ludder - luder..

Then it actually means "whore"

[argentotenebre]

it gets better once you make it to the towers

[truthordare102]

Dieses Spiel ist Mist! es ist Scheiße!

[derOsiris]

episches Deutsch xD

[tyman955]

lol theres my joke

[modshroom]

god dammit for 2 straight minutes near the end he just calls the game a piece of shit in like 40 different ways.

[Mkinger25]

look up ludder on urban dictionary, he's telling the truth

[MrMidnightBuster]

cheap ass hoe omg xDDD

[Knightlip]

I can't like this video?

WHY???

[TheSmilyInc]

@Knightlip because he disabled them

[Kai64Super]

lol

[Beck436]

Deadly Towers was made by Irem--as in, "Iremember them! Oh wait, no I don't!"

[tourettesfan1000]

You have no confidence in your "cock" sword.

[NeoGamemaster]

Ludder belt?

Ahhh!

[willstemichrollen]

Das Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben... Ich kann nicht mehr. ( ROFL - LITERALLY!!!!)

[avansies]

why are the rating disabled.

[cfilmsmysteryman]

thumbs up if you actually googled ludder

[lichtschall1984]

@TheBestComicKing

das heist FICK DICH

[ShY1CAS]

yea 13 membER

[ShY1CAS]

ninja style....

[Ultracheat2500]

in a show, say this FUCKBALLS

[scottiebones]

id rather teabag a fucken bear trap then play this bullshit.

[TheBestComicKing]

@timic83cinemassacre FICKT DICH!!!!!

[onlinetag]

cheap ass hoe lawlz

[PCGamingFive0]

This is the funniest game I have ever seen you review

[MegaGoodoldtimes]

@TheLoccitv

You know gutelaunetyp. Awesome

[toryficarola]

@223Luigi I totally lost it when James was cussing in German. So random!! XD

[BlueTheArcticFox]

DAMN, Dude. You really ARE angry. But you have your points on how bad a game is.

[sveerzvsqubeez]

@223Luigi THE GAME is crap! IT FUCK YOU MORE THAN LIFE! lol

[megafuckingtron]

ludder cheap-ass-hoe what the hell