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  • @ThemanOmac Even if you're trying to be funny, you still suck dick

  • Disneyland and Walt Disney World are truly our only connection to real Disney.

    The animation before Walt died was about 5 years ahead of the times. Now the useless 3D animation is horrible!

  • You should get a radio show on Sirius XM.

  • Oh God. Disney Channel is run by useless idiots.

  • winnie the pooh is kinda babyish but its actully better than the trash we have on disney nowadays.

  • i dont call disney channel disney channel anymore i just call it teeney channel.

  • i loved suite life!!! it just got shitty after it turned in to "on deck"....-_-

  • @msladysaurus Me too.

  • disney is meant for mickey mouse donald duck that stuff Not the lame garbage on disney

  • I have one question dstcoyote22, what are your thoughts on Disney in general (not counting the networks)?

  • Alex Trebeck: Cyote Rant, Dude, what does Disney Channel differ from Nickelodeon

    Cyote Rant: What is, Disney Channel is too clean for normal shows?

    Alex: CORRECT!

    Disney Channel is Copying Nickelodeon, When Nick's logo changes, Disney's changes!

  • @xoMadisonSavannaxo I Would always come home from Walmart or something when i was little and i would watch Recess and House of Mouse. Good shows

  • Shake It Up is full of Stale & Crappy Jokes

  • When I was growing up I wasn't allowed to watch Mtv or Vh1. But when I went to my friends houses, Mtv and Vh1 always played music not stupid, unrealistic reality shows.

  • It really angers me what Disney Channel has become these days. They've lowered their standards to limit their target demographics to little girls. Sure, they had The Mickey Mouse Club in the 50's, and while I was never that much into it, none those kids were as bad, or as overexposed as Britney, or Miley. I wanted to be an animator growing up, and Disney's TV, and theatrical output from the late 80's and early 90's use to be great, but now, they just don't try anymore.

  • Very good rant. For me, For me, the classic Disney shorts, and the Disney Afternoon shows were what I like the most about Disney when I was growing up. As well as some of Disney's animated films from the 90's that really made an impact on pop culture. I really despise Disney Channel right now. It's become nothing more than an MTV for little girls manufacturing worthless pop tarts who will eventually become skanks in A few years.

  • You are SO damn right.

  • Greatest disney channel show: HOUSE OF MOUSE. Best. DC show. Ever.

  • fuck disney, i watched rugrats like a man

  • whats with the Whole Debate on Don Blueth Copying Disney. I Always wanted to make an animated movie. Am i Copying Disney?

  • The Old Cartoons are Shown after Shows but they have a lil time to kill. I remember me watching the Good Disney channel with my Sisters (Even Stevens, Lizzy Mcguire, All those family friendly shows) and them having a lot of commercials. There was also a Goof when the Rating logo kept changing sizes on Zack and Cody

  • What I don't understand is how that 9-year-old is able to access MTV. If I were her parents I would block it off so that she wouldn't accidentally view it while flipping channels or something. The fact that she's viewing it now at such a young, awkward age (and is on the verge of puberty) is horrifying, and the garbage that they show on that channel is going to brainwash the fuck out of her. Dear god, PLEASE help her whenever you can. MTV needs to return to what it used to be. /preach

  • @dragonbooosterluver i would block it up until she moves out of the house! Today, I was flippin thru the channels when i saw on CBS, They were talking about how MTV's changed and they want the old one back!

  • Oh yes...when cartoons were award-winning. It was so toughing.

    I guess Pixar is our only chance.

  • @Doggieworld3 *touching.

    damnit.

  • @davejoshmom1 Why? Are you a PS3 fanboy?

  • disney blows hardcore. Just like MTV has for many years now.

  • 2:34 I lol'd xD

  • blame little girls for what disney channel has become.

  • @Xcoming2 Those girls deserve a vastly important lecture on the importance of preferring classic Disney over modern Disney!

  • fucking awesome dude. couldnt have said it better myself

  • @MCJay2daSun Hell yeah! He should FORCEFULLY show his niece some TOP QUALITY entertainment! Hopefully she'll change her mind about it and declare him an awesome uncle for showing her more tasteful stuff that'll truly change her attitude in a more rightful manner so she'll live a more virtuous lifestyle!

  • I'd rather be at school 24/7 than watching Disney Channel!

  • @GravoForce12958 You said it! I'm glad there's another person out there who knows and agrees with the vast importance of STAYING IN SCHOOL!

  • 3:05 As M.Bison would say, OF COURSE!!!

  • Actually growing up I loved Disney channel (more toon disney) but that channel was pretty good.

  • Awesome rant man! Thank god TV isn't in my to do list anymore! lol

  • @wango911 This makes me really glad to rely on reasons why SCHOOL and HOMEWORK were invented!

  • It's official. I cannot find anything to watch on TV anymore! There shouldn't be those times to where there is NOTHING ON!. AND THAT ALL STARTED WITH DISNEY CHANNEL! STOP GETTING WITH THE TIMES! IT IS ANNOYING! Oh well... At least they give us Have A Laugh, showing the old Mickey Mouse toons we have Been MISSING FOR ALL THESE YEARS!!! In fact! Watch Mickey Mouse Moving Day episode in youtube and try to tell me it is worse than Disney Channel now!

  • dude where was that at 8:56! tell im that is real! xD

  • I always hated the Disney channel I agree the Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network shows just seemed more adult .I think the only show I watched on there was Recess.

  • actually up was also nominated for best picture too

  • @tugtuneric1 I definitely agree that she'll spend her afterlife in Hell after noticing that she's been engaging in the Seven Deadly Sins, which is what we're proud of ourselves to have memorized right off the tops of our heads!!

  • Nice job. You should check out my Disney rant and tell me what you think.

  • they now show the old Disney shorts to kill some time! part of "Have a Laugh" and i dont remember disney channel being called "zoog disney!" i used to watch it 24/7 when i was a little boy! i didnt know what was wrong with me, but i liked the shows based off of movies! like lilo and stitch! recess! all those!

  • Yeah, now the only place mickey appears are:

    1)The logo.

    2)the beginning of some of the movies.

    3)kingdom hearts(ROX).

    4)Mickey mouse club house.

    The main reason they call it disney is because Disney own EVERYTHING and if someone that does kids programming isn't owned by disney they are poor and unnoticed.

  • I think Disney should get rid of Miley Cyrus and all the other people who messed it up.When I was little I would go home after school to watch gargoyles,Darkwing duck,ChipnDale rescue rangers. So Disney ditch the wastes of talent and stick to the classics.

  • @ViewtifulMetalRain Hell yeah! Today's children and children of the future should definitely go back to the way we were when we were kids and the kids before us did! No wonder we're feeling as nostalgic as old geezers!

  • The most disrespectful part of Disney is that they replaced Brandy and Mr. Whiskers with Wizards of Waverly Place. They really misunderstood the point and the magic of Disney.

  • i can picture u spittting on disney channel fans!

  • walt diseny:an awsome animator

    jonus bros.: SOME SHITY POP STATRS

    hanna barbara cartoons: FUCKING AWESOME

    nick cartoons (new not old): A SHIT LOAD OF DIEERA AND CUM ON A TOLET!!!!

  • If it wasn't for Phineas and Ferb, I wouldn't be interested in the disney channel right now.

  • nickelodeon is owned by MTV

  • thumbs up! DC suxx! Nickelodeon for life!

  • I heart Nickelodeon!!! Disney suxx!

  • miley DID turn into another Britney spears!!

  • Nickelodeon forever!!!!!!

  • It is good that you never watched disney

  • milley was caught smoking a bong

  • YOU SHOULD RANT FOR NICK!!

  • I'm 12 and already like Bands Like Metallica.

  • FINALLY! another person who agrees with me on the MTV issue! its nothing but bull shit! and why make hannah montanna when sooner in the show, she'll give up her secret????? MTV is worth nothing! the suite life of zack and cody is awesome compared to the suite life on deck newer episodes! when they have a new type camera! that so raven and even stevens were great! the movies: the big green and sorta heavy weights were AWESOME! DC has turned into an MTV with shows with little bratty teen sisters!

  • @The3ninjakids Hell yeah! I mean, do these people think they'll feel uncomfortable in clothes that conceal as much of their bodies as GOD wants them to??

  • @sonicfamilygal WTF does tht mean

  • I miss the old Disney movies... they were good up until like 2000 when they still aired older movies, like you know, you would see actual Disney movies on TV. (Now, they just want you to buy the DVD.) Everything on there sucks now.

  • i loved the south park episode where they made fun of the jonas brothers. It was the greatest episode ever. but i do agree with you my daughter isn't allowed to watch that crap. In fact we don't have cable which I am greatful for. I still don't understand how hannah montanna became so popular and she's a disgrace to music and well even herself. I hate the disney channel now it's pathetic and youre right mtv is even worse than years ago.

  • @dragonlion5161 I watched it too. I loved the part when Mickey Mouse Kicks Joe's balls a few times. He said, "You don't....fucking....talk to me...... like that....haha.....you little.....piece of SHIT!!! haha!"

  • @dragonlion5161 I agree wholeheartedly. Trey and Matt are ALWAYS good at giving the fans what they want- mocking stuff they hate for SMART reasons!

  • @SonicFamilyGal That is why I love southpark because they make fun of everything. It's not just one thing, it's all sorts of things. If people got this butthurt over south park and all these adults shows, than comedy is going out of business because we are all screwed when people start sueing tv shows or threatening tv shows. I hope that Matt and Trey keep doing what they are doing for us and not for the rest of the world!

  • @dragonlion5161 Wow, I bet Trey and Matt are at least as nostalgic as WE are!

  • My Middle Finger and Throat Hurt why I watched that new show 'Shake it Up" I was flicking it off and yelling FUCK YOU

  • i dont watch disney channel that much i only watch a couple shows thats it .

  • Actually back then Nickelodeon was a basic cable channel an disney channel was a premium cable channel like HBO and other movie channels at least in my area anyway.

  • @Staggervore Same for me.

  • Is it actually Disney's fault that viewers want to watch Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers or is it the viewers fault for signaling to them to watch those shows?

    Is it possibly something inherited from older generations and the Boy Band/Pop Diva era?

  • you should of watched darkwing duck, that was a epic show

  • yeah disney channel really sucks i mean the show phineas and pherb is gay i dont care about wiers platypusses and rollercoaster crap its just fucking terrible

  • You made SO MANY GOOD POINT IN THIS VIDEO! My gosh....you said things that even I hadn't thought of!

    But it is really sad....you are so right about Disney, and it just makes me mad! Why did they let this happen do Diseny? Poor Walt is properly rolling over in his grave...the poor mans dreams are getting thrown right back at his face.

    I really wish someone would go to Disney Channel's studio, give those people a slap in the face, and tell them to wake up and stop screwing around.

  • @TsukiHana146 Hell yeah! Walt Disney had a STRICT set of rules for running his company!

  • sorry i had to get that out of my system lol

  • I loved mickey mouse, but now I can't watch disney and as I said before I will absolutely not let my daughter watch the disney channel nor miley cyrus. Miley cyrus is a pathetic like *&^%$. I hate her and she is a horrible idol. She even pole danced at the teens choice awards! Seriously what is that teaching our kids?

  • @dragonlion5161 Thank goodness you're a parent who has a strict set of rules for your offspring on what they can and can't experience!

  • lol i love the poster the kid has at around 8:40

  • @NARUTOLOVESHINATA202 I bet that kid was raised by a nanny-like teenage babysitter!

  • ive been to disney world a few times in the past years and ive seen stuff with miley cyrus on it OH NO IT THE APOCALYPSE

  • @SithEmperor800 yea, and disney doesnt care about the adults with the nostalgia bug and those who are stuck in never land, stuck with the shows of their childhood. thats why disney is mean. SonicFamilyGal would tell you this.

  • @bluemime86 Thank goodness there's someone who agrees with me on people as young as their teens and twenties who are feeling as nostalgic as middle-aged folks and senior citizens for a whole bunch of beneficial reasons!

  • 1 retarded Disney fan disliked this!

  • I rather put my balls in a crocodiles mouth while having my head shoved a unicorns asshole and feel Susan boyles body with one hand and masturbate with a machete with the other THAN EVer watching disney channel.

  • @Girfan41 ooooooh you copied the avgn.

  • The sad thing is the president for Disney or something said herself "Disney is not to entertain but to make a profit" So obviously they're making low quality shows purposely and I always thought it was just because adults had a strange sense of humor

  • @shamwow56 She doesn't even know that is downright BLASPHEMOUS!

  • That was a pretty articulate rant, especially the part about Disney becoming an MTV for little kids. And, you're right. People will look back and ask "What were we thinking?" The great thing about the classic Disney is that it was timeless. Now Disney is a trend whore.

  • @TheMagnetAxe Hell yeah! We must've been really proud of ourselves to constantly obey the "Stay in School" proverb due to its vast importance!

  • i bet walt disney would be pissed if he saw the crap on disney channel!!!

  • @TheNUleader1 Hell yeah! We're definitely sure that he wanted his company to be ran in a manner that is extremely synonymous to the Seven Holy Virtues! It should've stayed that way ETERNALLY!

  • how dare disney xd got rid of digimon thats my favorite show those idiots i hate them long live digimon

  • Just a quick question: Did you like Harvey Birdman?

  • DEGRASSI SUCKS SHIT

  • I completly stopped watching Disney Channel all together. The reason why is because in a interview on tv, the president of Disney Channel Anne Sweeney said it herself, "The main goal of the programming on Disney Channel is not to entertain, but to make money." That right there just prooves they don't give a damn about good entertainment. If they don't care about decent programming, then why should we care about making them money?

  • @CakeMix93 Hell yeah! Doesn't she know that greed is a SIN and charity is a VIRTUE??

  • @SonicFamilyGal Apparently not. She needs to be fired immediatly!

  • I hated Winnie the Pooh, too! Idk why, it never appealed to me! ._.

  • The disney parks are amazing, but not the television channel

  • yea, and thats why kids have a very special gift, the gift to enjoy a really horrible channel like the disney channel. this is something sonicfamilygal would say.

  • I only watch phineas and ferb on disney, but even stevens was a pretty good show.

  • I went to disney world about 2 months ago because of a convention and it felt like there was no such thing as hannah montana/jonas brothers etc. I met mickey mouse it felt like i was a kid again thank you for this good rant with all the things i would have said

  • OMG PROUD FAMILY RULES!!! It was one of my fav cartooons OMG I want it back!!

  • Does anyone else notice the disney channel pattern? EVERY mane actor on their shows nowadays can sing, or has an album, Miley Cyrus, Selina Gomez, Emily osment, Ashley tisdale, Demi Lavato, and so on, also WHY DID THEY CANCEL PEPPER ANN?!?!?!

  • Recess was THE SHIT. but like all awsome show's on networks that ruled in the nineties IT GOT TAKEN OFF TO MAKE ROOM FOR WHOREAMONTANNA.

  • @MrJkid2010 her show spoils little kids!

  • @Renmiri Those kids really need NANNIES!

  • really Im a girl and I hate jonase bother they can sing they have a couple good songs and that it event the good song I dont like there singing and there just awful

  • But I like winne the pooh for nostalgia

  • ALL I SEE IN THIS IS MLILY CYRUS AND JOHNAS BROS SHIT N' HELL!

  • PBS Kids! Because It Had Good Shows In Its Day But Now... Its The Coal You Find In A Christmas Sock

  • where's miley cyrus' forehead veins!

  • now they Do show old classic mikey mouses but there only some are the real ones. other than that, they are either remade into some strange music videos or put in this lame thing called BLAME! with is just adding chessy unfunny comments to when the charcters get hert.

  • @Binkeh9 Yup, and these days, nostalgia is swarming the minds of people as young as their teens and twenties!

  • Rant on Disaster Movie!

  • My question: Where the hell is Mickey Mouse? That's my question.

  • @Meeperish On a education show on disney.

  • @SuperJoey77777 Oh yeah. Still, I haven't seen Mickey Mouse in a while on it.

  • Walt Disney would turn in his grave if he heard we happened to Disney Today

  • @narutofangirl103 I agree wholeheartedly. He would definitely be as pissed as the SMART teens who are way too classy, dignified, courageous, brainy, and heartfelt to ever coexist with children's enjoyment of that crap! Disney REALLY needs to know that those teens exist, too!

  • I hate disney because most of their interviews still use fucking scripts!

  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit wasn't from Disney, it's from Touchstone (the film)

  • @AutoRockinRacing94 But Touchstone is owned by Disney.

  • @computerzrul1997 Since when? That may also explain why some NASCAR races were called the Touchstone 300 at Talladega one time because ABC is part of Disney.

  • @AutoRockinRacing94 They've owned Touchstone since it first existed.

  • they have taking mickey mouse out of disney channel

  • lion king=AWSOME

    Hannah Montana =SUCKY EXCUSE FOR A POP STAR >:(

  • @pwn1ngw4ffl3s Hell yeah! WE WANNA MAKE KIDS CRY AGAIN!!

  • @pwn1ngw4ffl3s  lion king was acctuly stolen

  • I honestly dont understand why disney channel or Cartoon Network would risk their company's time and money to put shit out their so the new age kids would grow up on some teen pop start whore and faggots like jonas brothers or hannah montana and want to be like them

  • I Will Watch fucking food network then watch Any Hannah Montana or FlapJack or Jonas Brothers or MTV

  • Wow they wait till walt disney is dead to make a disgrace of his name

  • @porkyminch01 This makes me want to desperately hope I'll get hired to babysit some modern children like I constantly mention so I'll rescue them from this extremely blasphemous crap!

  • Yo dstcoyote

    You should do a rant on ABC Kids. Remeber when ABC Kids was called One Saturday morning and they had great shows like Recess, Perrer Ann, Science Court, School house rock and maybe your favorite Disney Doug It would be awesome to do a rant on today crappy ABC kids.

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  • I'm dumbfounded as to how you can have a Disney Channel without the mainstream DISNEY CHARACTERS. It's just like buying a lawn mower with no lawn to mow (or something like that)

  • Im from the 90's and there are girls who love the Jonas brothers and I guesse she doesnt know what the 90's are she doesnt know who micky mouse is

  • I never watched it either

  • Modern Disney Channel=The Hanna Montana Channel.

  • disney channel does like a 1 minute comercial about "oliver and lily finally together" then mickey mouse's actor dies and they dont make any kind of tribute to him what so ever

  • Gargoyles,tail spin,Aladdin,Chip n Dale

    theold disney I watch when I was a kid

    1990's were awesome

  • I hate disny

  • Actually, I just looked on IMDB; Pixar's "Up" is nominated for Best Picture.

  • Okay, but Pixar isn't traditional animation, it's all computerized. Still cool that it got the nod.

  • @dstcoyote22

    Ah, I gotcha (Avatar also had a lot of CGI, but if IT doesn't win Best Picture, the fans will riot). I sure hope Disney does another 2-D movie worthy for Best Picture (I didn't think Princess & the Frog was THAT good).

  • @dstcoyote22 @dstcoyote22 If There was anything you would want to do about the shows that come on television today such as shows on the disneychannel , nickelodeon,and cartoon network what would you do?,what shows would like back on these channels, would it improve anything ?:just asking

  • @shiningKnight182

    What would I do? hmmm. First off, I wouldn't make the teen stars be overexposed, it causes way too much tabloid bullshit. Second, add more adult oriented jokes that the kids don't have to get, not necessarily sexual, but more like stuff the adults could relate to. Third, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH with the merchandising! Make some toys and games and shirts, fine, but not an entire line! I wouldn't be surprised to see Miley Cyrus or Jonas Brothers branded condoms in the future.

  • @dstcoyote22 Haha but do you think these networks should go back to showing some original cartoons? some reality shows weren't to bad going into the early 90's .I thought "Even Stevens was go show and also boys meets would that also came on later on the disneychannel

  • @dstcoyote22 If they made Miley Cyrus or Jonas Brothers condoms and I saw them in the store, I'd die of laughter! LOL

  • @dstcoyote22 The problem with making clever adult jokes for adults is that adults don't gt them anymore. They're all just big kids who want to go back to high school. Grown ups aren't as mature as they used to be. The humor in Disney and Nick sitcoms is basically like any other sitcom for adults. But, at least the kids are being kids. The adults are just being pathetic. It's not just Disney that's gone down hill, although it is lamentable. It's just about every other entertainment outlet, too.

  • @dstcoyote22 @dstcoyote22 If There was anything you would want to do about the shows that come on television today such as shows on the disneychannel , nickelodeon,and cartoon network what would you do?,what shows would like back on the air

  • @dstcoyote22 howsabout shows like DuckTales Darkwing Duck and Gargoyles those you have to admit were pretty

    p.s. about cartoon networks canadian shows i ironically kinda thought 6teen was kinda okay but it did kinda sucked too

  • LOL you had my comment. LOL Man, I kind of stopped watching disney channel when it really become zoog disney.

  • One saving grace that DID happen on Disney Channel was adding "Have a Laugh" fillers. In between crappy shows, they'd air older cartoons, either original or shortened, redone w/ sports effects known as "Blam!" or redone w/ their modern voices, so you'd hear Bret Iwan doing Mickey instead of Walt. Sadly, they don't show up as much as HM and other crap. And Mickey is demoted to a corny Dora rip-off.

  • True...

    I can only say: "Brainwashing"

    The 6 min of the old good animation gave me more than anything else from today.

    The old good Disney would make a turn in his grave if he would known whats going on nowadays.

    May he rest in peace.

  • When I saw the first classic Disney cartoon on Disney Channel I'd seen in YEARS, I FINALLY started watching the channel again! Just seeing a few minutes of these classics is better than watching whole episodes of our new crap.

  • @365rl Wow, I'm pretty sure that made you smile from ear to ear, as well as many other HIGHLY INTELLIGENT teenagers and young adults who hate the crap that Disney has provided over the past decade very proudly.

  • @313EDO I totally agree, because unlike the classics, the crap that Disney has given us over the past decade is downright immoral, unethical, and extremely SINFUL!

  • @365rl Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is a GOOD show!

  • Ironically, Disney Channel's 80s and 90s sitcoms were a flop (except for ones like MMC), and what made them popular was their "Vault Disney" and "Disney Afternoon" blocks. Vault Disney would air all their old Mickey shorts, and Disney Afternoon had memorable shows like Duck Tales, Tale Spin, Gargoyles and Goof Troop. I've seen bits and pieces of shows like HM, ZnC, WWoWP, and Jonas, and all I see is annoying laughter, bad acting, teen stereotypes and too many kids loving it *shoots self*

  • I agree. We sure did miss the days when children were encouraged to gain moral/ethical values, as well as the desire to do so.

  • i remember when disney channel only had one station and when it was called toon disney and had shows like the mighty ducks, alladin the series, bonkers (i think i dont remember), the little mermaid series, talespin, gargoyles, dark wing or whoever the version donald duck as a super hero was, and last but not least hercules

  • I never watched much of Disney Channel either, and wow, South Park sure is good at poking fun of stuff that the show's target audience of highly intelligent teenagers and young adults hates very proudly.

  • IMO, the only good Disney Channel shows-which were canceled-are, "That's So Raven", "The Buzz on Maggie", "Even Stevens", and "The Weekenders". Fucking hate all that Disney crap-I'm one of the few teenaged girls with a brain-and MTV crap or any crap in general. Disney World-haven't been to DL-is one of the ONLY links to the old classic Disney. It's true, animated Disney movies kick ass and one of the very few live-action movies by Disney was PotC movies. Could you do a rant on Nintendo?