Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

[bimzilla]

There's tumbleweeds of bacon...

[prairiedogeric10]

lol, ytmnd

[moomeraver]

Cheerleaders give me AIDS?

[GarlandFraser]

0:13 The breasts, they grow on trees?

[chrisbraus]

The best commercial ever!!!!!

[Journeyofcards]

great song to the tune of The big rock candy mountain

[MrDonzoe]

Theres tumble weeds of bacon...and Cheddar paves the streets!



[velokaw]

I want The King walking off into the sunset with the entire TCBCR crew singing him off, it'd be a tear-filled sight... Then, as everyone departs, the camera pans to a sole tree, and The King pokes his head out slightly with that creepy stare of his from the coffee promo. Que foreboding music, what diabolicalness does The King have in store now that he has been forgotten? Lock your windows, for you may be waking up with The King, and I don't think he'll be serving you breakfast this time...

[Fettster777]

Bye King, we will miss you.

[ManicRaider]

@Fettster777 I regret never trying this when The King was in power. I will make it up to him and buy one sometime this week.

[MrBurgundy76]

THE MELODY IS INTOXICATING, IM SO HUNGRY FOR BURGER KING NOW, AND I DONT EVEN LIKE BURGER KING! NOMNOMNOM

[Tylermanguy]

I don't know if I'm just really high or Darius Rucker has the most beautiful voice ever.

[85mushroomhead]

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH!?

[JiampyPotter]

WTF

[bafendo]

that Asian cowboy is so hot!!!

[UrlacherBears54]

Its the TENDER CRISP BACON CHEDDAR RANCH NOT THE BACON CHEDDAR RANCH TENDER CRISP! FUCK THE TRANSFORMER COMMERICALS!

[Vascor]

I AM SO HAPPY THIS IS BACK

[themavsfan1992]

Eating one right now as a matter of fact

[dillonpapst]

Just Reviewed This Sandwich CHECK it out

[Jiffypistol]

This is my favorite sandwich. Had one yesterday. First time since 2005. Manly tears were shed.

[long2534]

called the bk near me they said it sold out =(

[tgfdsrgesar]

How can they bring back the sandwich without this commercial? Travesty... 

[meatwad2222]

This commercial is by far the best BK one I've ever seen. Darius Rucker is fucking awesome!

[Yamigekido]

thumbs up if you are eating one right now

[izzydunfore]

Eating one right NOW!!! :-)

[NathanMosaic]

The greatest sandwich in the history of fast food.

Welcome back old friend.

[nicklopez623]

Burger sucks Song is awesome

[tonygnargnar]

IT'S BACK!!!!!!!

[neighborhoodgasman]

tcbcr is the best fast food chicken sandwich available at places not called chick-fil-a.

[Mac1634]

This is what heaven looks like to males. Except all the women are naked and virgins.

[Supermassively]

I miss when commercials were this good.

[grafx777]

Best Commercial EVER!!

[xnightshadyx]

On the one hand, I feel like this is the best commercial ever because I still remember it years later.

On the other hand, I feel like this is the worst commercial ever because as much as I love it, I've never had the sandwich in question.

[yanksrw2]

this song instantly puts me in a good mood

[jmorris724]

was that Brooke Burke?

[bigjohnny700]

I loved this commercial so much five years ago when it was on the air!

[Jayare89]

They need this burger again...

[slayman123]

big rock candy mountain?

[vpigator96]

Forget Hootie and the Blowfish circa 1995 ... THIS was the peak of Darius Rucker's career.

[RJaime869]

Best comercial EVER

[mikooou]

fucking America...

[detinUretsehcnaM]

@mikooou what? how is this bad? it's meant to make people laugh

[Gigrantula58]

@mikooou Go to hell.

[mikooou]

@Gigrantula58 See you there ;)

[Gigrantula58]

@mikooou I'll be the American in the back...

[MisterTrololololol]

@mikooou Ha what a jealous foreign bitch. Just because you can't live the American Dream and have to live in whatever hellhole you're from doesn't mean you have to troll our amazing video for an amazing remake of an amazing song for an amazing restaurant. Chode!

[mikooou]

@MisterTrololololol I was born in America, lived here all my life. Enlisted in the USMC at 17 and fought in Iraq. I'm not what you would call foreign. It's not the 1950s anymore. The rest of the world isn't a smoldering waste land from World War 2. There are plenty of places with an equal or higher standard of living. The American Dream you speak of is a remnant from my grandparents generation. It is being sold out by the top 1% and our govt is helping them do it whole we jerk off to fast food.

[Gigrantula58]

@mikooou I was going to curse incessantly at you until I read this post. My brother, thank you. There are more countries that have a far better standard of living, a better set of healthcare, a government that actually cares about them, and aren't mostly in the 250 or 300 pound range. It's sickening. Concerning the top 1% of Americans that ACTUALLY call the shots, that's one of the truest statements on the internet, anywhere! Look what our grandparents are leaving us...

[saibasabu]

If I had a dream or trip like this, I could die happy.

BTW, at 00:50, there's a little subliminal piece if you look at the blue cowboy's crotch. Very interesting.

[RJaime869]

@saibasabu Didn't notice. What is it?

[john2earth]

This song is so amazingly hilarious. The funniest thing about this is that look at :08 in his eyes. It seems like he's thinking to himself as the song starts "My God, am I really singing about a sandwhich..." as if he's embarrassed. I laugh so hard everytime this song starts and I see those eyes.

[hippymobster]

@john2earth i seriously cant stop laughing my ass of at this

[john2earth]

@hippymobster Yeah, this is incredibly funny. In fact, it's so awesome, it's become an internet meme.

[TheNeutralUmbra]

wow, my old comment is the highest rated one on here! Lol

[shizzle5150]

Dallas Cheerleaders give you AIDS?!

[mojohookbarb]

@shizzle5150 "Shaves"

[comradesmith85]

An Asian cowgirl. Awesome!

[SirKoto51]

The original song is Big Rock Candy Mountains

[whaduzitmatr]

This was what Hootie (Darius Rucker) did that inspired him to become a full time country singer.

[bdshank]

@whaduzitmatr wow thanks for explaining the Hootie is actually Darius Rucker!

[whaduzitmatr]

@bdshank Some people are stupid, plus I was covering my own ass so nobody would thing I was a retard by calling him Hootie instead of his real name.

[jbeezyKFF]

Vida Guerra looks so good in those shorts!!

[xmetl]

does BK still sell these? because if they dont and i decide to go to burger king and buy a tendercrisp bacon chedder ranch and they have been discontinued for 4 years im going to look like the biggest dumb ass ever :P

[Atlink]

@xmetl They do, but they only bring them out from time to time. Hope you found that out in 2 months time... lol Wow.

[verbod]

discuting

[Hachiman76]

God, this commercial is awesome. It's so goddamn CATCHY!!

...Great, now I'm a fat guy with a song from a Burger King commercial in his head. How sad...

[SquidwardsNose]

French fries made of weed??

[derSchmidi]

@SquidwardsNose

yeah.. fresh fries grow like weed. not what you're thinking :P

[CreepyMcCreep]

Darius Rucker will be playing at River Bend in Chattanooga this week. Do you think he would play this song live?

[Eagles2777]

@CreepyMcCreep Did you get him to play it?

[CreepyMcCreep]

@Eagles2777 Sadly, he did not play it. I wasn't there for the whole concert, but I doubt it. If I had more time I would have made a big, glittery sign but it was dark and the stage is WAAAY high up, so I doubt he would have seen such a thing.

[jgrossma]

Nice caboose!!

[kingdomdog891]

BRING THIS FUCKING SANDWICH BACK!!!!! 

[slickrickpresident]

Easily the best food commercial I've ever seen.

[dyemooch]

This, Flapjack, and Big Rock Candy Mountain are FOREVER STUCK IN MY HEAD.

):I

[Feuerwaffen]

mmmmmmmmmm vida guerra

[themavsfan1992]

@Feuerwaffen indeed

[themavsfan1992]

This use to be my favorite commercial.

[jmann31705]

that was a good ass sandwich too

[jmann31705]

whats the song that sounds like this?

[hmmwhatshisface]

Big Rock Candy Mountain

[AgentCDI]

0:18 buckets of cum...

[razourik]

dallas cheerleaders give u aids and u get fat off of fast food YEY ;3 XD

[kadytheredpanda]

I remember this commercial. XD

"Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch!"

[GuyFace22tots]

I miss you!!

[lordcrossman]

Less tears more sell out Hootie.

[bdshank]

lordcrossman, how is hootie a sell out?

[lordcrossman]

Hootie NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO!

[ZOMGKITTY]

His hand isn't moving on the guitar neck :(

[Slipknotsicz666]

this fucking made my day

[docsigma]

Your wildest fantasies come true, Dallas cheerleaders give you AIDS

[bdshank]

Ermac4me, why do you take the time to put everything we just heard into text?

I'm high on meth and even I think it's a stupid waste of time

[bdshank]

@Ermac4me By the way playa, it's "the breasts, they grow on trees"

[Ermac4me]

bacon cheddar ranch. I love the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch, no one tells you to behave (behave), your wildest fantasies come true, dallas cheerleaders give you shaves. Red onions make you laugh instead and french fries grow like weeds, you get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay, their's a king who wants you to have it your way, that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch!!!

[musickeys8]

thats, "all the lotto tickets paid"

[escafallen]

were do i get the seeds for those threes i wanna plant a complete forest "lol"

[mpplaysguitar]

awesome commercial. better sandwich. why did it have to leave.... why?

[therealgreatqball]

I miss that sandwich.

[NathanMosaic]

One of the best commercials of our generation.

And the sandwich was pretty good, too.

[herschie91]

This thing is a whopping 870 calories! And it's loaded with sodium and saturated fat. Maybe this guy's little dreamland has really good cardiologists!

[THEQUIETGUYBEHINDYOU]

I touch myself to this

[Turan123]

Tender dick in Christopher's ass

[xxcdemon08]

oh and that sexyass asian cowgirl at 0:24 looks like asa akira

[Blink182plus44equ226]

They all look alike.

[xxcdemon08]

the cowboy @ 0:26 makes me laugh idk why lmfao i think because he looks like charles dera

[Silverfatguy]

what the fuck. fried chicken, ranch dressing, bacon, cheddar cheese, god, no fucking wonder america is fat

[ZanderMander]

Coming from "SilverFATGUY"

[igotthejuicereturns]

LMAO!

[ssweigert]

I'm kinda partial to the cowgirl at 0:47. Really cute!

[ssweigert]

Yeah, that's Vida Guerra.

[brinztar]

0:26 folks don't fuck you cause you've got the juice?

[redemtionboy]

folk's don't front ya cause you got the juice

[XconxradX]

lmao!

Yes, folks don't fuck you cause you've got the juice.

[Jesus1229]

AHHH LMAO!!!!!!!! Calm down 2pac, calm down omar epps... had me laughing for a cool minute

[RobAlister]

Folks don't BUG you cause you've got the juice.

[JKillaz24]

vida guerra is in this she

[xXmilkieXx]

Best commercial ever for the best sandwich ever served at Burger King.

[Ermac4me]

bacon cheddar ranch. I love the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch, no one tells you to behave (behave), your wildest fantasies come true dallas cheerleaders give you shaves. Red onions make you laugh instead and french fries grow like weeds, you get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay, their's a king who wants you to have it your way, that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch!!!

[Ermac4me]

When my belly start's a'rumblin, and i'm jonsen for a treat, I close my eyes for a big suprise, the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch. I love the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch, the best they grow on trees, and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow right up to your knees. Their's tumbleweeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets, folk's don't front ya cause you got the juice, thier's a trailer lady commin with a nice caboose, never get in trouble never need an excuse, that's the tender crisp...

[GarlandFraser]

Sounds perfect except that it explicidly states that the bacon cheddar ranch is rules by a despotic monarchy...

[pinkbaby617]

i fucking love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[caandylaandy]

*cough* clogged arteries *cough*

[Stantzs]

Yes...they don't make it anymore. I feel like I missed something and now my life will never be complete. = (

nah, just fucking with you , sounds like a fucking pile of lard/heart attack between two pieces of bread.

[thechantelshow]

=( they took it off the menu im so sad no i ask for the whole extra chedar and bacon and ranch pllease if u love it like i do petition them to bring it BACK!!!

[Nintendoman851]

i memorized this song in 4th grade...always sung it at school with my friends.......=D

[knightwolfwinner2]

what a catchy song, it's alomost like the ducktales theme

[bob123789456]

0:28 to 0:36 vida guerra! never realized that was her.

[MisterMisc]

Brooke Burke is still the hottest hottie out there. I'm glad she had kids. There's an unbelievably lucky guy who rode that hard and put it away wet.

[stetty75]

thats probably the greatest commercial of all time, i may have it played at my wedding and at the births of my future children

[seminolePP]

man that looks like brooke burke

[Shastings1287]

That is Brooke Burke.

[ufcandmovieteen]

this commercial reminds me of a lot of memories when i was in yuma. do they still sell these things?

[PeoplesWar]

This commercial foreshadows Darius Rucker's transition into a country music star.

[Bwilkie132]

This guy was in Wolverine.

[ssamoyt]

love that song!

[bdshank]

You wanna know how I know your gay? Because you say an ad with christina agulara, vida, and brooke burke is gay. You are gayer than a bag of dicks

[Gravesyte]

@bdshank wow lol

[smeeeches]

What are you 12?

[WWEtitantr0nz]

The sandwich is back!!!!!! im so happy

[kerred]

Get this song outta my heaaaad! *grabs hammer*

[jessica5099]

Hootie!! =)

[xX20AxFreedomx]

THERE'S NO ONE ANYONE CAN DENY WATCHING THIS COMMERCIAL.

FRIES GROW LIKE WEED.

-picks up random weed.

[DamianColucci]

they brought it back to BK :)

[escilade18]

It looks like the pails say BJ instead of BK

[bdshank]

kfheisler, who are you talking too?

[TheNilvarg]

Do you have a mild form of Down's Syndrome?

[QJScott]

0:30-0:36 - The dark-haired chick is smoking! Nice caboose! ;-)

Fantastic advert!

[bdshank]

Christina Agulara, Brook Burke, Vida, a dancing chicken, and the King.... best ad ever!

[bdshank]

The best ad ever, Hootie kicks ass! When I die I want this song played at my funeral!

[addisonwilson]

Everyone should be lead away from Christ, since religion is illogical.

[WiZSOC]

This is bizarre. It's like the Burger King is some sort of false idol who's trying to lead us away from Christ and Hootie is is evil herald whose minstrel song hypnotizes and misleads us with false promises I mean, even I can see that, and I'm not religious. You Churchy guys must be on freak!!!

[StonerEditionTV]

mmmmm

[Taiquazha]

HOOTIE!

[cheech950]

im hungry now

[jasoncinema]

The chicken at Burger King is bland and tasteless. Their flame-broiled burgers, on the other hand, are delicious.

If I want chicken, I'll go to Chick-fil-A, KFC, or Popeye's.

[ctorg]

big rock candy mountain

[doctorkickles]

I sing this to my grandmother when she's in the tub.

[Robertpianosax]

i don't know to be disturbed or touched. :P

[nmaloney]

hahahahahha best comment EVER

[ItsJustMyPenis]

@doctorkickles I'm his grandma in the tub

[bobert1223]

This is just one of those brilliant ads that manages to have you singing it after just the first time you see it. Its great. And with Darius Rucker in it, its even better.

[DinnerTimeMishap]

Burger King has always had my heart, I love their overly Fatty burgers and Incredibly kick ass Ad's, BK is like the only place thats like FUCK YOU HEALTHY SHIT anymore

[breastinspector2]

My arteries are clogging already! :D

[BaconTender]

aids on a bun!

[CodeOuch]

is that Hootie?

[Heartless1337]

lololol the best ads i've ever seen ( as much as i remember)

[PresentAbsence]

I don't think im the only one who believes this commercial, and the sandwich should be brought back.

I love this commercial!

and the sammich!!!

i want MOAR!!!!

[MasamuneCl0ud]

kanye west is really slipping

[NLK88]

i was naked while I watched this video! o

[Ouacklyn]

I was just singing this song! I ♥ this commercial so much!

[JoyGrenade]

This is the funniest thing ever.

[ds4433]

was that vida guerra on the mining cart? it said vida on her shortd

[uscjrh]

It was.

[P5YCH0xSN1P3R]

EPIC