Nullmetal Alchemist - Episode 1

[DerMetzgermeister]

Needs moar invisible boob jokes.

[OlliNekoNeko]

IT'S A `KIND OF MAGIC!!!

xD

Epic ending!;)

[Stewie4guvna]

1:29 Jimi Hendrix! :D

[TheWrathfulHippie]

I don't get why some people are saying it isn't similar to PurpleEye's style, I see it. More structured than his stuff but there are similiarities in the style of humour.

[Wedgeshed]

If The goal was to make a purpleeyeswtf type of abridgeMENT then you failed, However

what you did was great and it was the best FullMetal Alchemist abridged series I've seen on Youtube. *clicks Subscribe*

[Cidwithey]

what bout this is purpleeyesftw's style? i mean it seems like two different styles to me. Code ment and this are not the same.

[Sanders1521]

5:35 so can I

[axelrules1231]

aww the irony

[Vicemary]

Are you doing a David Tennet impersonation for Ed? Cause that's brilliant

[TheNathvar]

ONE OF THE BEST PARODIES EVER! Except for you know, Vegeta's and Masako's. But other than them!

[Nick3889]

THAT was Awesome !!!

[panzerV2]

5:50 song please?

[MasterfulXero]

the mario part made me wake up my neighbor i laughed so hard!

[animeotakulol]

XDDDDD this is hilarious! its almost as good as Code Ment!!

[yea12326]

i like purpereye good people funny

[TheEmpress666]

i am very very amused that Ed says 'innit'.

[VGAfanatic]

I've seen a lot of Fullmetal Alchemist Abridged series. They all sucked.

Yours is actually worth watching. I'll definitely be coming back for more if you're doing it.

[Cidwithey]

was ok but not that funny

jokes were lile u were trying to much

[OroCrimson]

@Cidwithey At this point he was less focused on making jokes then using satire of famous(?) abridgers. In NTAM part 2-4 he was making fun of MasakoX and Vegeta3986, but then he made this which in a way makes fun of PurpleEyesWTF but also pays tribute to him.

And then apparently people liked it enough for him to make it an official series.

Because PurpleEyesWTF's style is just that awesome.

[Wegbattler]

WOW that is awesome!

[777DrFeelgood777]

I almost pissed myself watching this this is hilarious!

[cutekittenlady]

I actually went into this expecting something mediocre, and I must say, you proved me wrong.

[anonomous1324]

Pretty great series so far from what I've seen,

the pacing/editing needs a little work, but that only comes with practice.

*Subbed*

[GiroroWeaponLover]

this is one of the best abridges i have ever seen.

[videocritic2463]

"Father cortello" "Corthoolio" "Cortoolio" "Cornallo"

Cant he get it fucking right?

[DR4KSHDW]

@dash3410 BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!

[dash3410]

u ppl r mean and funny be cuz why do u guys gotta make fun of my favorite shows first yugioh then yugioh gx now one of my favorite anime fullmetal alchemist but it was quite funny worth the watch

[Manyhigh]

What's this, an abridge series thats funny and kind of good voice acting I haven't seen? Awesome! And why is Purpleeyeswtf tagged?

[Osiris2994]

Yikes, can the jabs be anymore hurtful?

[faulerro]

@Osiris2994 The non-existent jabs, you mean?

[Osiris2994]

@faulerro Yeah the verbal jabs.

[faulerro]

@Osiris2994 Directed at whom? :o

[Osiris2994]

@faulerro At Al and Rose

[faulerro]

@Osiris2994 Ohhh, right! Never mind then. :p

[RealKeenan]

caught the nimh reference.

[Arctick93]

'Al put your hands down! You're making us look bad in front of the prostitute!'

'UUAAAAAhhhh"

[AlucardHellsing97]

Wait...Wait...Is that Jukebox a reference to Fallout: New Vegas' Old World Blues? Which in turn is probably a reference to Futurama.

[sparten180]

OMFG EPIC KITTY SUBSCRIBE NOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

[floodz66]

48 secs into it and i'm subbed.

[happypyro2]

Hello kitty. SOD OFF KITTY!

[FullMetalGirlB3128]

5:38 with Franky popping out made me laugh so hard!

[TheHirotoHonda]

This is the first FMA abridged series that might actually be good! It made me laugh, just when I thought no one could do it!

[Mrlookthisname]

is this the brotherhood version?

[99sharare]

@Mrlookthisname no its the first one

[oliverjon80]

i love meatloaf! (said in roy mustangs voice)

[disneyking81]

this should get 800,000 more view its so funny

[RabuneHinoStudios]

Tiny female! 

[BlazingWind200]

Theres something i think you should know... I make the worlds best meatloaf!!! :D

Oh, yeah, and im also a cyborg.

LOL

[Enigma27ful]

Ah Loved the "Tiger Knee!" xD

[TheChibiSukei]

the funny thing is, Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone was originally marketed as HP and the philosopher's stone... so Ed isnt too far off lol

[quiksilvredshadow]

Love the two steps from hell song at the end! :D

[Lifeless9619]

i would have gone with Phullmetal Alchemist or perhaps Foolmetal....but then again i suck so bloodied hard with editing software maybe its best we never know....

[TheWolfchick1]

MEATLOAF!!!! XD

[ajtwista92]

TIGER KNEE!!!!

[NoLiMit9595]

Bloody brilliant..

:]

[ProfessorSummerfang]

What kind of magic does your brother do?

I don't like magic...

He's a dick!

lmfao

[rainstar999]

FUCKIN ROFL

[dondonz1354]

5:37 FRANKY! XD

[sonofdark18]

did a british guy made this abridged series? becuase thats 4 abridged series that i now look at that have been made by british people

LittleKuriboh-Yugioh the abridged series

Shadyvox-Yugioh GX the abridged series

Shadyvox-Sonic x the abridged series

And now this series!

Also theres Code Ment the abridgedment

[ajtwista92]

@sonofdark18 u forget half of naruto abridged cus of masakox. and techniquely the sonic x isnt a series, its just a pilot. he never made a 2nd one.

[sonofdark18]

@ajtwista92 WELL HE NEEDS TO!

[LoliWithAnExcaliborg]

@sonofdark18 masakox is also british.

[sonofdark18]

@LoliWithAnExcaliborg refresh my memory, what abridged series did he/she make/voice in?

[LoliWithAnExcaliborg]

@sonofdark18 He is the creator of Kampfer abridged, voices in and (used to) edit for Naruto abridged, and is Goku/gohan in TFS' Dragon Ball Z abridged.

[sonofdark18]

@LoliWithAnExcaliborg i see. he does a really good goku, it reminds me of gokus voice from the ocean dub

[GeckoLadie]

@sonofdark18 That is because British people are amazing and awesome.

[sonofdark18]

@GeckoLadie i know. check out Zero Punctuation. he reviews video games and just by hearing how fast he toalks you already know hes british

[99sharare]

@sonofdark18 he is just awesome

[sonofdark18]

@99sharare i know right

[Zazzy235]

@sonofdark18 code ment is done by a British guy?!

[sonofdark18]

@Zazzy235 i dont know but its possible

[SerenityM16]

@sonofdark18 Well, there's also Eddsworld and Harry Partridge for web animators.

[sonofdark18]

@SerenityM16 who r those guys?

[SerenityM16]

@sonofdark18 Eddsworld and Harry Patridge are both webtoon animators, simply look up Eddsworld, I recommend WTFuture. As for Harry Patridge, I recommend Stephen the Lesbian and Starbarians.

[sonofdark18]

@SerenityM16 sure

[TheAlertHusky]

@sonofdark18 I don't think purpleeyeswtf is british

[AlucardHellsing97]

@sonofdark18 Code Ment is made by an American, Im pretty sure xD Purpleeyes seemed pretty American in the Panel he was in.

[thedeathnight]

@sonofdark18 Because a British person being good at comedy would be such a rare shocking occurrence the laws of space and time would collapse... Not as shocking as an American spelling colour correctly mind you :P

[sonofdark18]

@thedeathnight lol

[OroCrimson]

@sonofdark18 You sir haven't had your dose of Lelouch wisdom.

British people don't exist!

Look at the English dictionary. THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY.

All of the words are AMERICAN.

(you've probably seen it now but I had to throw it out there)

[sonofdark18]

@OroCrimson thats funny cuz i think lelouch is british

[OroCrimson]

@sonofdark18 Apparently Britannian =/= British o.o'

[sonofdark18]

@OroCrimson Yuuup!

[LordVaati3531]

@OroCrimson Yeah seriously. They're like the wolfman, they're not real. I mean have you ever seen a british person?

[numanumamike886]

@LordVaati3531 i did once on full moon during a leap year coming out a time rift in space

[MrKamnum]

@LordVaati3531 Hey at least you know that wolfman isn't real :D

[TheLog4571]

@sonofdark18 Shady's an Aussie. I think. I'm pretty sure anyway.

[sonofdark18]

@TheLog4571 well hes funny so that counts

[metaltom2003]

LMAO at the Super Mario Bros part!!!!!!!!!!!

[twinkletwinkleACHOO]

I MAKE THE BEST MEATLOAF IN THE HISTORY OF MAN!!!!! oh, and I'm also a cyborg.

XD

[gaaraanime5]

Ed is such a dick. It's freakin' hilarious.

[kittykitty101001]

aw ya dom dom dom dom

Were the elric brothers and magics the game

try to bring my mother from a shallow grave

were gonna kick your ass

magics so brass

were older than the other

youll be cooker by the brothers

maaaaaan

cornelo and his fellos were rapters misbehaiving-thats enough

[StrikerSL9]

Dammit, I'm already subscribed to, like, twenty abridged series channels on Youtube, every update I get now is about another abridged episode, and I thought I was done fueling this addiction, but now this episode was too funny and I have to subscribe to another one. I hope you're happy you hilarious tosser.

[FieldMarshallRommel]

The song that plays at the end, can someone please tell me what it is, Thanks

[Triplewave4]

@FieldMarshallRommel two steps from hell- to glory

[Quiestre]

wow i'm really impressed. best abridged i have seen in a long time. and i didn't even watch full metal alchemist

[dane9868]

what is the song at the very end ???

[OtakuDubsKyuukoku]

Does anyone know what song is playing during the fight scene?

[KrazyTac01]

This is awesome!

[MrUmbreon1994]

do you get tounge tired? XDD thats ALOT to say at that speed

[ciel3986]

When did Ed and Al start speaking in a British acsent?

[easthirdcartel]

What the heck are their talking about

[THEANGRYMIDGET27]

is it just me or does this guy sound exactly like Ricky Gervais? cept this guy is hilarious while Ricky Gervais sucks succulent donkey balls! ;D

[AngelCatDriah]

Violence! Ha ha!

[gallaros9]

Ive got a great meatloaf fore Rose right here ;D

[CrazySarahify]

ok for once im speechless i think im trying to say......... ITS AWESOME!

[Shattereddream14]

"I make the best meatloaf ever"Me:and a cybort "oh and im a cybort"

[Stevetheanimeninja]

...Alphonse is Zork!

[1Draguno]

What's the soundtrack from 4:53 - 5:12 called?

[Ryokan01]

WHY DID IT F**KING BREAK ON JIMI?! BLASPHEMY!!!!

[brainboyks]

Did you get LK to where a mask to promote this?

[XXshirokuroXX]

0:45

what did edward say in there? sorry but english is not my mother language

[007Infernus]

@XXshirokuroXX

He said: "You're beautiful!"

[mde03]

@XXshirokuroXX "you're beautiful"

[Dragimal]

I had to pause this for five minutes srtaight just so I could laugh... thank you.

[TNinja0]

British. Awesome.

[usagilovesGaara13]

Ed: Oh this guy is good...

Rose: You don't like him do you?

Ed: What are you talking about he's great! I wish I could do what he does!

Rose: Oh well thats-

Ed: WHICH IS WHY I MUST EAT HIM!!!

xD amazing!!

[thinkingoftakuto]

Its like freakin monty python full metal version!! hahah this is great thanx for the awesomeness!

[MangaDragon1991]

Ed Bros = Mario Bros.

Ed's face at that part was genius :D

[SparclesAteUrFace]

loved it please make moreeeee!!! :3

[TheEGUAHROHT]

this man make good things, THAT IS WHY I MUST EAT HIM.

[british1bakura2lover]

Am I the only one that had watched this so many times I can copy them word for word?

[MrTripoli73]

I saw this once,

I then wasted an hour shoveling through parody after parody trying to re-find this.

...

Worth It

[shigamurenana]

Oh franky... This isn't your anime xD

[magicfoogieA]

What's the music at 4:46?

[mrfowlf0wl]

make more plz funny as fuck

[krausier]

Plz make more i love purpleeyeswtf style of paradys they are pure win.

[Nissandwich]

I felt so immature laughing at Ed's "She farted" joke.

[Yijasha]

"I got it, I got it, HURRAY!"

[MeitanteiHiryuu]

pretty damn good, this XD it's a bit too quick, though.. you should pace it down a wee bit

[nerokashu]

episode 2! episode 2! epsiode 2!

[Joshua2allen]

dailymotion[DOT]com/video/xm5q­n8_nullmetal-alchemist-episode­-2_fun

[12345bs1]

"Miracle, Edward, tricks are things whores do for money...or candy."

[danbasker]

"What if we could bring the dead back to life with magic?"

"WHAT IF WE COULD BRING YOUR WIFE TO MY DICK?"

[charliekthx]

Love it buddy! :D xxx

[wrathsangel666]

i agree, plz make more!!  :D

[gamerdude10k]

@wrathsangel666 his second episode was taken down by the government for knowing knowledge that they didnt want to be released to the public

[wrathsangel666]

@gamerdude10k awww :(

[Syllaren]

who would actually get mad at you parodying purpleeyes... you gave the series a good title, had extremely funny dialog, made the main char a total d*ck... it actually feels almost like a real one lol. good job on this dude, i think you should definitely continue this into your own series.

[zecorezecron]

actually pretty good

[Link57942]

Haha, Harry Potter references. It was originally the Philosopher's Stone, but they changed it in the US to Sorcerer's Stone.

[BestaptDQ]

why ... so... british? O.o

[kirrathemongoose]

"I dont think we should be using alchemy like this..."

"I dont Think you should be using your mouth!"

[Theninjasarecoming]

... why are they British?

[Theninjasarecoming]

@Theninjasarecoming sorry, addendum, why are they SO British?

[TheNazely]

where did NMA part 2 go ? :O

[LoydeReed]

it's like if wheatley switched minds with ed

[KishinCrazy]

If you ever make another episode...a million fangirls will offer themselves as Roses to you. Or make you cookies. Al'd go with the Roses 8D

[faulerro]

@KishinCrazy I already did, but alas; it got blocked (for the timebeing). Check my Dailymotion channel (same username) to see Episode 2!

[KishinCrazy]

@faulerro I'll check it out as soon as I'm up tomorrow because coursework is tiring and I have no coffee left :( But it'll be worth getting up early for!

[shurikkaru]

@faulerro then a million girls have thrown themselves at you

[thesourceess]

@faulerro lol episode 3 will give u fan sluts its fan girls but more slutleyer if that is possible

[arctichollow2000]

@KishinCrazy soul eater reference!!!

[KaiguraProductions]

@arctichollow2000 how is that so?

[MrRiffNinja]

10th time i'm seeing this.. in the second day xD

lmao...

"look at this... magic!!!"

[gamerdude10k]

NOOOOOOOOOOO PART 2 IS GONE!!!!!

[IHaveAlreadyWon]

I don't have a clue what just happened, but I like this.

[Rinsletify]

Seems like Father Cornello was hired by Sony Music Records to remove references

[bakubladers]

it's Alchemy not magic and make more episodes

[yukarilolz]

@bakubladers thats the joke

[KauhanaHequara]

@bakubladers

PRETTY sure he made it clear he knows perfectly well it's Alchemy, not magic. XD That's part of the parody here.

[epicfail18081]

THE WORK COPYRIGHT INSULTS MY RIGHTS

[StarlightGuardian]

You've found your own series to continue!

[pokewolfpup]

3:36

OMG IT'S FRANKY!!!!!! SUUUUUUPEEEEEEERRRRRR

[AmateurHero8]

episode 2 was removed

(looks at who removed it)

So...ny...music...re...cords dies by giant magical meatloaf right the f@#$ now

Ryuk: how i got stuck with this guy i dont know

Me: less talky more killy

[Amoracchius]

PANCAKES. 

[TheMassageChair]

Tiny female gotta be the most epic way to address girls!

[subbedanimefanatic2]

LOL XD

[Shillylili85]

I cannot express how absolutely amazing these videos are XD DON'T STOP! THEY'RE ARE SO HILARIOUS AND FUNNY! <3

[GameGeezerGibbo]

What the sodding bottoms?

[TheSorrowfulSoul1]

pffft so funny continue continue!

[JudgeDredd4]

XD Father Cornholio.