Two and a Half Men: Ball-peen or Claw Hammer?

[MrBerserkerHero]

I know we could prevented you by using a condom :D:D haha that was awasome one

[nikiosko]

Lol @ 9gag! Welcome u_u

[meanmachinezzz]

9gag!

[MrMatto91]

Charlie-You could have been prevented with a condom

Kutcher (runs in and points at Jake)-BURN!!!!!!!!!

[TeamAmazing123]

Welcome 9gagers

[nielzy92]

9gag!

[Josus91]

Can't touch this =P

[infamouz95]

Sorry. But I don't get it.

[nrekk]

let the 9gag attack begin!

[bobthetiger49]

omg lol!

[SiC8907]

trololol 9gag xD

[SmackMyDerf]

lmfao 9gag

[Justin3Santiago]

9.....9.....9GAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[matyasklima1]

9GAG.. ;o)

[santixion]

9gag army!

[seanmorgancr7]

charlie is sooooo classic. And ALAN has such great timing

[beetitus]

HAHAHAHAHA



[DonVladinho]

hahahahahahahahhh

[gxlovelyjulietx]

"i know we could have prevented you by using a condom " - Charlie <3

classic.

thumps up if you agree.

[MrClasseymassey]

nobody was better than charlie sheen

[mixaGr0baR]

This really is far best scene in two and half men!!!! Charlie revive and save the show

[EwCiia12]

from which this episode?

[danielbisbest]

if charlie dosnt get back i will probably stop watching show and rage and spam for years

[TogiStubs]

@danielbisbest you will "probably stop..." lol, how's that for dedication -.-

[HerNameIsLinnea]

Taking Charlie out of 2½ men is like taking God out of the bible!!

[Dzajka998]

guys who killed charlie im from serbia and they ended show at the end of season 6.And what happend to Charlie and Chelsea???

[mrkenan1]

@Dzajka998 Charlie got killed by a train.

[girldeppDBZ]

you're uncle help invent them!!!!

amazing quote!!!

[ncs1988]

since they didnt show his body they can bring charlie back an say he just went away didnt want anybody to know he was alive they could use that to bring him back

[ognimoddd]

@ncs1988 yea but lorre wont swallow his worthless pride and bring him back

[NC17Productions]

This show is dead without Sheen.

Proof?

The new Season premiere got 27.7 million viewers.

A month later? 17 million viewers.

That's one hell of a plummet. If they don't bring Sheen back, this show is dead.

[Ps3Aaron1]

@NC17Productions The show usually got around 15 million viewers per show when charlie sheen was on it. If anything the show has higher ratings. The 27 million was because of the buzz surrounding how they would kill off charlie.

[ilyakovalchukrocks]

@NC17Productions Actually the show never hit 27.7 million viewers before. The only reason there were so many viewers was because people wanted to see what would happen with Charlie. Then the 2nd episode got 17 million viewers probbly because it was a 2 part episode. Now the ratings are going back to normal which is about 14 or 15 million viewers and it has bee like that since about the 3rd episode so the show is doing fine in viewers.

[UrbanicProductions]

No Charlie = No Two and a half men..

[whatchaThinkIAm]

Charlie Sheen for president!

[lulu1night4ever]

Fucking awesome.

[yoyorickboy17]

That was genius XD

[6whelan]

jake is such a legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChavvyMonsters05]

i think the best moment ever is when jake and his friend try to re- create Jackass only call it dumbass and at the end he thinks he shat himself, classic and classy! (but yes the kid is a genius to flosdraad)

[todorovkristijan]

You must be so proud..... :D

[pillok91]

@alexoprel you = moron

[alexoprel]

@pillok91 you = illuminati.  stop hating on my comments you SOPA fbi faggets

[pillok91]

@alexoprel lmao fuckin random but still. im hatin on you cus ur hatin on others. only fair. hypocrite.

[alexoprel]

@pillok91 lolmf-bbw-ao, i mean like why kutcher? even Kermit the frog wouldve been better. -fact-

[pillok91]

@alexoprel ashton is an actor. hes doing his job. he would be a moron if he didnt except it. what prick would decline a job getting paind millions on a top tv show? if your gonna hate anyone, hate the director.

[alexoprel]

lol sheen is just to much winning material for us to watch according to the system.



[BrunoZR100]

your unckle help to invent them XD

[MissNickyNagellak]

LOL

[13sophiejulia13]

Charlie is better than ashton!!! We want Charlie CHARLIE CHARLIE!!!!!

[mixaGr0baR]

StepiMepi just another hater

[radnev007]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL AMAZING HAHAHAHAHA HALARIOUS!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

xD this ones pretty funny

[raoulhery]

Firing Charlie Sheen...???? NOT WINNING

[JeffGypsyStudio]

ASHTON NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT HIS FAULT STILL HE NEEDS TO DIE

[poet279]

Back when the show was actually funny.

[bonnmausbordell]

in german he sounds much better :)

[Eilliniel]

:O wow, JAke has grown up!! I'm still by season 3 of the series...

[CjSkittlzz]

Jake = YYYUUMMMMM!!!!!! *droooolll*

[bjarmstrong34]

I started with Miranda Kerr videos and now I'm here wtf

[hkpdman]

@UncleSamProduction oh no they'll be BI-Winning!!!

[Th3Programmer]

How did I get here from Minecraft.... O.o

[SophieJaneDowney]

@Th3Programmer believe me i dont know - i started off at funny spongebob scenes!!!!!!

[CliftonPhotographer]

Not best to me,I prefer the one where Jake gets Charlie's hat and asks "Who is this Vod K-Nockers?" LOL

[300adam300]

I fail to find the funny, also the laugh track is fucking ridiculous loud.

[warlordgorgutz1]

Not really that funny at all. The jokes are unoriginal and childish, predictable and ruined by the laugh track played every 3 seconds. Charlie Sheen is the only good actor on the show, and that's not saying much anyway. Instead of replacing Charlie with Ashton (who's way funnier, by the way) they should have just took this awful show off the air and replaced it with something not completely retarded and juvenile. But of course seeing as I am clearly the minority here go ahead and thumbs me down.

[Nyoni4life]

@warlordgorgutz1 You can say what you like, the humor is not very deep to be found. I never like to watch Series with a laugh track. Hell, Now I am supposed to laugh at the same time, fuck that:S I don't know who invented this, but it sucks bigtime. It's for those shows where there is a big chance that No one laughs about it so they just copy and paste this shit. But charly is a good actor I think. :)

[WrathOfBlade]

A laughtrack was played (on average) every 4.8 seconds for the duration of this clip. Truly the apex of comedy!

[Arbaal]

Charlie Sheen = The Best

[sssgv]

GUYS GET THE FUCK OVER CHARLIE SHEEN WONT COME BACK THE SHOW THAT WAS GREAT NOW SUCKS ITS OVER

[simplelife008]

saw the first three episdoes... what the fuck did you do chuck lorre...

[BTRFANALLTHEWAY]

We want Charlie!

We want Charlie!

F*ck of Kutcher!

F*ck of Kutcher

Cause we want Charlie!

We want CHARLIE!

Who agrees?

[ethanrox000]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[AangRaj]

Ball-peen or claw hammer?

[Itaparicaful]

2 and 1/2Men sucks with that scraggly weasel Kutcher! Bring back Charlie or CANCEL THE SHOW!

[sudhanwa14]

I think this is the best scene too and I am happy to know there are so many others who think so!

[thephantomofthemetal]

Charlie to Jake "I know we could have prevented you by using a condom"

Charlie Sheen comeback please!!!!

[jwabTV]

they should make it where rose thinks she pushed charlie but charlie moved to talk to a slut and some dude stepped in front of rose so he is still in paris and can make a comeback

[Alatreonmaster]

charliie i miss youu ;(

[StepiMepi]

two and a half men sucks without charlie!

[99camilia]

@StepiMepi i knoww :/

[ChavvyMonsters05]

@StepiMepi ikr but ashton will do (for now muhhha)

[americanpsycho93]

@StepiMepi well duh....WINNING!

[CharlieBorrows]

when he comes back.. just do it XD

[SpyZ86]

the best scene is the ''no more alimony'' dance..

[Joel15dic]

Charlie: i know what STD are

Alan: Your ancle helo invent them

Hahahahaha lol lol lol xD

[WeLieToWin]

Everyone Shut up about Charlie hes gone end of Story we wish hes back but we cant! so DROP IT!!!

[hungryhungrymetroid]

@WeLieToWin Yea, and now the show sucks.

[RalukBrown]

0:30

Charlie: - Go get me an hammer and i'll show you!

Jake: - Oook.

[funnysarah06]

I know we could have prevented YOU by using a condom, now we gotta use a hammer!

[yionutzful]

I agree

[LightningCreations]

The ending was just priceless LOL.

[no1diamondgeezer]

Megan Fox scene is better

[ChristinaMahone]

@no1diamondgeezer Amen <3

[flosdraad]

the kid is a genius...

[skilo666]

how ashton will take this place his not for that tv show noboby cam take charlies place is best make an happy end for the show

[M3ro]

hahahaa, fucking hilarious man. R.I.P two and a half men

[elitedonk]

Wouldnt say this is the best scene

[labrawn]

31 PEOPLE DIED WITH A RUBBER ON

[winxclublover]

0:01-0:15

epic burn is epic.

[LoveKerrang]

Love Two And A Half Men :D

[adrianno20]

$ 100 million, severance pay? Charlie you're a guy!

[SoulOnDeparture666]

why do people find this show funny

[slice0of0wonderbread]

@SoulOnDeparture666 bcs it is fucking hilarious

[MicroMitz]

@SoulOnDeparture666 cuz this show IS funny, dont u see?, if u dont. dont talk dude

[SoulOnDeparture666]

@MicroMitz nah its lame. i watch it sometimes when theres nothing else on, and get maybe a giggle or 2 out of the whole show. sheen is cool, but not because of this show. and he is the only thing thing that makes this show bearable.

[MicroMitz]

@SoulOnDeparture666 ... thats your opinion... :)

[Beeeccis]

0:52 gay

[Beeeccis]

0:53 gay

[WutDfuzz]

Keep pressing 8. The sample used on the new MC Hammer song :P

[XBUNNYLORDXXX]

Jake: Maybe she has an STD.

*audience oohs*

Charlie: What?

Jake: It means Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Charlie: I know what an STD is.

Alan: YOUR UNCLE HELPED INVENT THEM

hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahah­ahhha LMFAO

[UncleSamProduction]

Vote Charlie Sheen for Florida Governor. The state will be winning so great that the Panthers will be good

[thapantherfan09]

@UncleSamProduction ????

[polancot1]

@UncleSamProduction and the dolphins

[itzchance]

@UncleSamProduction milton panthers?

[Welshgr81]

@UncleSamProduction As great as charlie sheen is,you'd need god in the dressing room of the panthers to get that pile of poo winning.

[WhoIsMaik]

2.5 men without sheen is like terminator or rambo movie with justin bieber. just feel so wrong haha.

[AuGaPuGaTsChOwA]

Charlie Harper for Malibu president :)

[kamyou70]

jake is funny as shit lol

[ernestoabaone]

Hehe, this sure is one of the best ones but there are plenty hey!

[therealgoodwin]

two and a half men season 9 episode 1 sucks. thumbs up if you agree

[nigahiiiga]

@therealgoodwin I did thumbs down because you suck dicks.

[therealgoodwin]

two and a half men season 9 episode 1 sucks. thumbs up if you agree

[izayoichan]

youre uncle help invent them hahahahaha epic line xD

[everybody78]

i dont like Charlie!

[StalkerHD]

Watch the new episode in HD quality -> /watch?v=4c5dvZKJTN0

[TheBlackEyelash]

German pleeease. XDDDDD

[xTehTwist]

Come Back Charliee! :>(

[Yogonful]

@xTehTwist The only thing that can save them is to kill Ass-tin! STABEh! Or tell them to make it that charlies gore magiclys puts together!

[burakcekili]

ashton kutcher sucks

[Luis11717]

@1939PlymouthRatRod2 Friends was infinitely better, I find Two and a Half Men funny, or at least I used to. But I never understood why it was the highest rated sitcom, it was overrated.

The Big Bang Theory is a better sitcom also written by Chuck Lorre, How I Met Your Mother rofl-stomps on Two and a Half Men.

[upinflamezzz]

@Luis11717 I still think Seinfeld is the best ever.

[Luis11717]

@upinflamezzz Ah, I had completely forgotten of Seinfield, of course. Nothing less than the single most amazingly hilarious sitcom in history. I agree, it's the best.

[GiAnNaPTO]

that episode is

[thereviewer64]

go to my chanal i tell you how charlie dies

/ exits the show

[gbernardelli]

Go get me a hammer and I´ll show you.. lol

[drinu333]

17 PEOPLE HAVE STD ....... THEY ARE OFFENDED BUNCH OF BITCHES OTHER WISE 918 CAN TAKE A JOKE

[irkekler123]

17 people where hammered :D

[J0tunhe1m]

Whole series ain't funny

[kokaln4e]

Go Get me a Hammer and i will show you......okk ....loool

[tori7180]

16 people missed like button

[maiosmusiclover]

haha two and anhalf men is the best show ever :D

[TheFilnizer]

waIT... charlie helped invent jake?

[maiosmusiclover]

@TheFilnizer nooo hahaha!!! charlie helped inventing the sexual transmited diseases

[TheFilnizer]

@maiosmusiclover Well Charlie said "we could prevent inventing you".. WE, Charlie helped O.o

[matmorselli]

yea, funny, but best scene?

[WOOO490]

Charlie: I Know We Could Of Prevented You By Using A Condom Now We Gotta Use A Hammer

Jake: I Don't Understand?

Charlie: Go Grab A Hammer And I'll Show You

Jake: Ohkay

Charlie: You Must Be So Proud

Jake: BallPean Or Claw Hammer <--- Don' Know That Part But It Still Is Funny Lol

[drinu333]

thats why charlie doesn't use a condom because he admire his work "STD'S" :p

[Prittyphile]

"You must be so proud." xD

[erickfuga]

Owesome!!

[ESA601]

he become a men 

[kurvos]

Best scene ever? You haven't seen when Charlie sings "I love boobies, cause I'm a big kid now", have you?

[zejihyuuga]

omg jake.i remember him at the beginning of the show he was cute

[Kazuhax3]

ouh jake...xD



[lorne682004]

dude this show is going to totally suck now with ashton in it... this isnt his type of role...just kill the show or bring charlie sheen back

[melodametal]

i think the funniest scene ever was when charlie's ex Gill turned into Bill and Alan asked him if well here's how it went:

Alan:Pokerbuddy?

Charlie:used to

Me:hahahahahaha

[armaniac661]

"You must be sooo proud!" :D:D:D

[Inezzzzzzzzz]

ha ha;)

[matt61234666]

LMAO. so funny

[1Alazar1]

...When He Comes back just do it.

[Manolis712]

/watch?v=bQdfquP2Kwo this is a better one

[GWiifanboy]

LOOL Jake actually goes to find a hammer! XD

[nodamnnickname]

''i know we could have prevented you by using a condom'' - best line ever

[RhumOnFire]

@nodamnnickname now we got to use a HAMMER XD LOOOOOOOL

[xXYuTurnMeOnX]

Jake is so hot now! <3

[Triforce9426]

Why do other networks bash this show? I think it's great! I watch it every night on CBS.

[iDrownProductions]

'you know you can prevent them by using a condom'

'i know we could have prevented you by using a condom'

thumbs up is charlie drills anyone!

[gabydragonuldefoc]

"you must be SO proud! :)" :)))

[Goomba753]

I watched this video, heard Allan said "Your uncle helped invent them" and immidiately I knew there would be lots of comments saying "ur uncle helped invent them LOLOLOL"