A Story About Brandon Boyd From Incubus

[atomiclydia]

Wow!Awesome!Hey You Look Like My Type!!!;-) Still have that Hair?!

[nicknjen31]

LAME!!!

[xetmausername]

hahahahaha!! epic!

[AngieCee1]

you could have made that story soo much shorter.

[Burchrg24]

That is too funny! Sounds like fun... the performing/atmosphere... ok.

[phqinhipp]

i gotta be honest, if i found myself on stage with my dic,k in the hands of the singer of incubus, my penis would be deeply offended,

[deboraindi]

Well i guess you had your 5 minutes of fame on Incubus stage! And your dick has been blessed. Good for you, you needed it! ^_~ wink*

[XanaxHoe69]

Funny story, but you sound like a little bitch complaining about how Incubus, "stole all the fans." It's not their fault that they grew up the San Fernando Valley. Also, their music is ingenious, and I looked up your band. Not so great.

[LuciferWitch666]

Hahahahahaha Brandon, touched your Junk lmao!

Tell me some, more stories lol! Your freaking funny!

[soadspud22]

haha, pretty funny pretty funny

[blooberflat22]

its a mystery why incubus is successful and his band is not

[rush1231]

i really dont get why everyone is being such a dick to this guy lol. the video is called "a story about brandon boyd from incubus" and surprisingly...its a story about this guy zane and brandon boyd. i dont think he was trying to be mean or diss brandon, its just a funny story.

[alfhesback]

the world would be a better place if this guy's mom was pro-choice 30ish years ago.

[kayboots]

this guy is a dumbass

[FernAveEnt]

how do people like this still exist in music? sorry zane, not to sound like too much of a cock, but what was your point?

you're not a very good story teller. sounds like it was really fun for you though, lol

[stett99]

your a loser

[annardavis]

ummm..wow...what do you say to this? *cough* ummm...okay....ummm..ok...

[askabz22]

your a gay fagg and you need help. freak

[foreverwildjoney]

i think this guy has lost it...willing to do anything just to remove brandon's crown..nice try pubic boy. very pathetic

[10diegosoccer10]

LMFAO you coulda stopped it.

but this could be a lie

[AlienEnigma84]

well thats like 4 minutes of my life i cant get back

[sethfreak85]

Nice story u pile of wreck lowlife insecure imbecile!! why don't u fuck ur bitch mom and ask about her experiences with the whole football jocks before u wer born u skunk ass faggot!! if i wer u u shud change ur name to Matt "the pussyass God" Zane FUCK YOU u just reversed the story,u sucked brandon's dick!!!

[KimmieP1980]

Well at least he was innocent in the whole thing and didn't know that he was really doing that. I am sure he wouldn't have if he would have known.

[haaimee]

u wish piece of shit

[brandonvudz]

fuck you:))

ur just jealous..

somehow you cant be

what brandon has become:))

still incubus rocks...

has brandon listen to this?

i think he havent,because

he thinks ur really a nut!

get a life!piece of shit...

[Spamillio]

hahahahahahahahaha nice!

[wangalishes]

funny shit

[dannyjughead]

fuck you .loser.poser piece of shit

[TheIncuFooZelin]

pathetic.......

[aridnepenthe]

Hahahahaha wtf!!!

[VansAngel]

i thought it was gonna be even worse.he seemed pretty proud that he got jacked off by BB,who wouldn't be.idk if it was intentional to embarrass him or not,but he didn't seem to say much bad about him.its just that i guess the story rather not be told,but that's just me.

[itsxlikexrain]

I don't doubt the possibility..

[crazymiles]

Cool story, bro.

[crazycuddlyjesus]

Riveting tale, chap.

[lovinliverpool]

hahaha thats fuken hilarious

[quechato]

I liked the story! Fisrt I was wating some kind of revenge or something like that, but at the end that´s so f****** funny XD

[11karola11]

what's the big deal??

it's just a story...really funny...and no one knows if it's true or not. I kinda believe him...

[incupenguin]

this is idiotic. get a life.

[sexylilguava]

I think youre sooo jealous of Brandon that you had to put him out there...dam thats sad... thalk about envy...

Regardless everyone loooves Brandon.

[amiememe]

agreed!!! jealousy's a bitch!!

Brandon is fuckin hot and by the way!!

INCUBUS ROCKS!!!

[agonzizzle18]

there's a milliooooooooooon stories...haha...what the hell?

[bassman1983]

due are you trying to call atention? why dont you go to see a doctor to show you how to handle your problemprobably brandon doesnt even know you loser, hahaha poor guy keep porning hahahaha

[wastedyupi]

i think he's actually happy that he got brandon to touch his dick, if it's true... he seems totally stoked that he got "stroked" by a dude so whos the one with the problem... i i was brandon in that situation and a "rival" band pulled a stunt like that I'd totally do the same, guy or chick... it's funny.

[quacker7760]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[zerotonico]

fuck this!

[chele815]

I mean, seriously,this is funny, and most likely true. It took him a long time to get to the jist of it, but I believe him. That shit is funny too me. Brandon isn't god, he's a singer. He fuck up just like we do. I didn't think for one minute the guy was tryin to say Brandon is gay. I dont think he is. Brandon says himself he's just in touch with his feminine side. Nothing wrong with that. But this was funny!

[itsabelleee]

i'm preeeetty sure this guy's bragging.

[GiselleKan]

"brandon grabbed my penis"....wtf??????? what kind of sick story is that??? dude, get a job or a boyfriend!!!

[idunnolala]

hahahaha

[nodrarb140]

what was the point of u saying all this????

r u guy or somethin'?

[followthehexagram]

Aww someone doesn't have any friends......

[ramslax05]

douchebag douchebag douchebag

talk about making up stories to blow your own horn

"i mixed porn and rock"

[jazzzzzzy]

omg that is so funny

[kelymac]

TOOOOOOLLL!!

[LiverYuill]

this guy is a legand if i wanted to get my band known id try that myself althow not the way he described it id proberlly have like a massive like sign id wave around not wear sum riduclas like fake penis or w.e and anyway i aint going to belive this story until i see a vid of brandon boyd confess this. n dude if it aint true then dont rip on him just cause he might be more well known than you. society 1 are cool but so are incubus.

[colinmorris]

I've never heard of this guy but I reeeaaaally don't think he deserves all the jeers. It's a pretty funny story, and "tool," "dumbass" and case for euthanasia are a bit much.

[maye009]

tsk tsk man... it sucks to be you... such a loser... tsk tsk...

[ConwayFB23]

who's this tool?

[mistig923]

what's the name of ur band?....

yea i thot so, u only wish he was strokin u like that

[lacgugolator]

Now we know where your place is VS Brandon Boyd's FAME!! JACKASS!!!....you will be looking up his ass forever...stop dreaming get a real woman to jack you off!!!..

[gonk85]

if ever there was a case for someone to be euthanised. this is it

[sunshinekissed]

is this your claim to fame?

Because you act like it is.

[ratmtones]

congrats dude you are a real dumbass!!!!!!!!!

[lmweed20]

this guys a dick. really thinks he is cool but nah, hes not.

[andersonmat42]

Wow, you are a tool.

[iputmyhanduponmyhip]

what a tool. haha

[greenbeendmb]

your life makes me soo sad.

[HG2013]

thanks for contributing nothing positive to this world zane

[Mxry14]

soooo...?

WTF! I dont think that people really cares about this, so boring and pointless :S

[cuteycarly]

get to the fucking point

[kelliewannabenumbas]

what a loser

[the guy talking not brandon boyd]

[carlos4president]

dang, evrythng about this guy suck . . he sucks, his band sucks, his life sucks.

[WildBillHickums]

He's an idiot for telling this. I'm just sayin, that is somethin I would keep to myself.

[makkasjakkas45]

lucky guy lol

[Meaney]

omg hes not saying Brandon is gay you morons, he's saying he, being a good sport, played with his fake penis on stage when he jumped up in the middle of their set

it's called having a laugh, not being gay cos its not like he got down and sucked his real dick

[fraleyro]

Nice

funny shit

[jessballz]

jesus its just a story. get over it. if you dont lik it watch something else.

[FUCKINbobby]

brandons my hero...wish i was as lucky as you

[wawawabsii]

Matt! Pasalamat ka sa erpats mo at ipinutok ka sa loob ng ermats mo at hindi sa pader~

[Hilikus44]

wow so u seem excited about having ur fuking inchworm touched by brandon

ur a queef

[sunblaze]

omg whatta loser... and he's so proud of being a fag.

poor brandon, i bet he doesnt even remember wat that guy's talkin about (if that's even true).

[laurenhooba]

What does this asshole know about Brandon Boyd?

[Kwood4]

that and you act like he sucked you off in front of a bunch of people...you said yourself he had no idea. i bet you liked it, turd.

[Kwood4]

you might not be trying to bash him, but it comes off that way. the funny thing is, incubus has been sighned majorly for over a decade now, and your band is still unheard of... sorry to you that the most action you've ever got was from brandon boyd you queer

[XxINCUBUSxX26]

your a fag.

brandon is not.

your band sucks.

incubus rocks.

and it isn't proven that brandon is bi juss to let you all kno.

they interviewed him and asked him and he said no. it was prolly just a fuckin rumor started by idiots like this dude.

[ldhewett]

Society 1? You're a huge loser.

[degeneratehalo]

lol, sounds like something he would do

[SkateboardHub]

you fucking suck! incubus rocks

[BBoydgirl1]

The sad thing is, this pathetic schmuck is still talking about that after all these years, that's all he has left from his band days, look where Brandon (our hero!) is at! Yay, Incubus!!!! BOOYAH !!!!!

We love you B.!!!!!

: )  oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxo­xoxoxoxoxxoxoxo

[FUCKINbobby]

who calls him B? fuckin retard.our hero?hes not a fuckin night

[BBoydgirl1]

Takes one to know one dimwit! And it's knight you illiterate buffoon! Hate to break it to ya, but he's a hero to millions of people, so deal you whiner!

[FUCKINbobby]

i bet you pronounce the "H" in whipped cream dont ya.....yeah yeah you super kool kid

[HeroinxcorexVanessa]

Dude, What are you 5? "Takes one to know one"..Really??

Are you an illiterate buffoon huh BBoydgirl1?

FUCKINbobby may be an illiterate buffoon but saying make you and me one too.

So why don't you deal with them apples. O_O

And why is everyone picking on Zane??

He is just trying to tell a story.

And you know I like his story as lame as it may sound t you super cool kids that are quick to judge

Now I am done with my oh so pointful rantish type whatever I just did.

[cory927]

honestly.

and it's not so hard to believe.

Notice how everyones name making an insensitive comment towards Zane is involved with Incubus...

idolism leads to protection of someone you don't even know... "BBoydgirl1", "Hillikus44"...

[werobe]

that was retarded. sounds like hes trying to ride brandons coattails because his band blows. which it does.

[MobbDeep1234]

This guys such a prick. Hes acting like he was the one that did everything first. What a tink

[Hilikus44]

you must be so fucking prowd

[WrestlingGod92]

yea that has to be a lie, its funny how nobody has this on film.....And this guy i sjust pissed that Incubus is Gods

[Cloudofsmoke18]

that was the longest dumbest story I ever heard. you could've just said, "he grabbed my junk" but instead you turned it into a four minute story. I mean, jazz it up. Say he put it in his mouth or something. Say you had herpes. Something. Come on, man. You seem like a nice guy and I like your band, but seriously - Why did I even watch this?

[vironchis]

brandon wouldnt do that, he likes big tits women

[Jacquee816]

Brandon is bi. For those who didn't know that before, know now.

[nunupiemwah]

wtf eva

[jwed02]

im calling bullshit. maybe i should go make a video about how brandon boyd smoked me out, and not provide any visual evidence.

[xxromance1xx]

I want Brandon to stroke me!!!!!

[remord]

nice

[heygreenlights]

thats fucking amazing!! hahaha no lie, wow!

[lg1028]

Wow! It sounds true to me! I wonder if this dude got excited when Bran grabbed it???

[cosmicflavah]

ummmm... i don't believe you. haha

[Veenasgrace]

lol thats pretty amazing I wish it was on film so bad

and ur so lucky lol

[luvBHIC]

LMAO, that's awesome. Wouldn't we all want to be stroked somewhere by Brandon...

[22yrs22days]

ahaha. FUNNY! I <3 Brandon

[Bouncy1988]

ahhhh hahaha.... that is funny as hell!!!! lol lol!!! i love brandon...

[StarofDavid]

That only makes two of us as far as I know, but hey it may be more. The internet has quite the collection of brandon Boyd porn...

[Bboyloverr]

holy crap, that was hilariouss =D

[thoredcom]

why would you put shit in it? couldn't you just use toilet paper or something?

[Bouncy1988]

he said he didn't have any where else to put it becaus the thing was skin tight. and by "shit" i hope you know that he means HIS shit..... as in his penis...

[reverendzipo]

That's HILARIOUS.

I wonder if he'll ever figure it out.