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  • Hey, when's the last time he raised the dead? He couldn't heal a sick cat!

    Watch on youtube MINISTERS OF SATAN, by excatholics.

  • Woe unto you spiritually dead ones, the scriptures speak to you who fall at the feet of these abominations of deceit, The fear of the LORD is to hate evil, pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate. Proverbs 8:13 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears, And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables. 2 Timothy 4:3-4

  • Woe unto you spiritually dead ones, stand before your altar of carnality, for it is the lot of the natural man who is an enemy of God, who is not submissive, nor meek, nor humble, nor patient, nor full of love, nor willing to submit to the father but only to the lusts of the flesh and the wisdom of men. You who seek fleshy wisdom for you are carnal, rebellious, disobedient and haughty.

  • Woe unto you spiritually dead ones, the scriptures speak to you who have chosen to venerate these despicable false prophets and false teachers, Then the LORD said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name, I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart. Jeremiah 14:14

  • Woe unto you spiritually dead ones, the scriptures speak to you who despise what is just, who distort truth, and who give reverence to fools, “But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction. And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.” 2 Peter 2:1-2

  • Woe unto you spiritually dead ones, the scriptures speak to fools who pay homage to these false prophets, and false teachers, it speaks to the profane, to the vile and to the wicked, “Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits Isaiah 30:10 Wherefore thus saith the Holy One of Israel, Because ye despise this word, and trust in oppression and perverseness, and stay thereon.” Isaiah 30:12

  • Woe unto you spiritually dead ones, you who defend these false teachers and false prophets, you who hate knowledge, you who fear truth, you workers of iniquity who deny His word and in doing so deny His Father. “Not everyone that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Matthew 7:21, “And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity” Matthew 7:23

  • The quotable false prophet and false teacher Kenneth Copeland speaking,” The Spirit of God spoke to me, He said, You are the very image, the very copy of that one. I said, Goodness, gracious sakes alive! And I began to see what had gone on in there, and I said, Well now you don't mean, you couldn't dare mean, that I could have done the same thing? He said, Oh yeah, if you'd had the knowledge of the Word of God that He did, you could have done the same thing, cause you're a reborn man too."

  • The quotable false prophet and false teacher Kenneth Copeland speaking,” I was shocked when I found out who the biggest failure in the Bible actually is...The biggest one in the whole Bible is God...I mean, He lost His top-ranking, most anointed angel; the first man He ever created; the first woman He ever created; the whole earth and all the fullness therein; a third of the angels, at least - that's a big loss, man. “God is going to have a family of equals!”

  • The quotable false prophet and false teacher Kenneth Copeland speaking,” It wasn't a physical death on the cross that paid the price for sin, anybody can see that. You are not a spiritual schizophrenic, half-God and half-Satan, you are all-God God is someone, very much like you and me. A being that stands somewhere around 6'2," 6'3," that weighs somewhere in the neighborhood of a couple of hundred pounds, little better, and has a hand span nine inches across.”

  • The quotable false prophet and false teacher Kenneth Copeland speaking, "Jesus never actually claimed to be God, It wasn't a physical death on the cross that paid the price for sin, anybody can do that.” God and Adam looked exactly alike.” Satan conquered Jesus on the Cross and took His spirit to the dark regions of hell. You have the same creative faith and ability on the inside of you that God used when he created the heavens and the earth.”

  • The quotable false prophet and false teacher Kenneth Copeland speaking, "I've had ugly books written about me because I said that Jesus died spiritually, but the fact is, I didn't say that the Bible said it. Jesus became our substitute. If he hadn't died spiritually, then we could never have been made alive spiritually. But He did! On the cross, Jesus was separated from the glory of God. He allowed Himself to be made sin for us, and He became obedient to death.”

  • The quotable false prophet and false teacher Kenneth Copeland speaking, " If you stood Adam upside God, they look just exactly alike....If you stood Jesus and Adam side-by-side, they would look and act and sound exactly alike....The image is that they look just alike, but the likeness is that they act alike and they are alike....All of God's attributes, all of God's authority, all of God's faith, all of God's ability was invested in that man.

  • The quotable false prophet and false teacher Kenneth Copeland speaking,” If you are living in poverty and lack and want, change what you are saying. It will change what you have...Discipline your vocabulary. Discipline everything you do, everything you say, and everything you think to agree with what God does, what God says, and what God thinks. God will be obligated to meet your needs because of His Word....If you stand firmly on this, your needs will be met."

  • The quotable false prophet and false teacher Kenneth Copeland speaking,” He Jesus allowed the devil to drag Him into the depths of hell....He allowed Himself to come under Satan's control...every demon in hell came down on Him to annihilate Him....They tortured Him beyond anything anybody had ever conceived. For three days He suffered everything there is to suffer." He went into the pit of hell and suffered there as though He was the One Who had committed the sin."

  • The quotable false prophet and false teacher Kenneth Copeland speaking,” It takes money to preach the gospel. Jesus Himself knew that, and contrary to what some people think, His ministry was not a poor one. He had so much money coming in and going out through His ministry that He had to appoint a treasurer. His name was Judas." The Spirit of God spoke to me, He said, 'A born-again man defeated Satan, the firstborn of many brethren defeated him.”

  • The quotable false prophet and false teacher Kenneth Copeland speaking,” Jesus went into hell to free mankind from the penalty of Adam's high treason...When His blood poured out it did not atone. Jesus spent three horrible days and nights in the bowels of this earth getting back for you and me our rights with God." Now, the reason you don't think of God as a failure is He never said He's a failure. And you're not a failure till you say you're one."

  • Thank the Lord that there are people like DERREN BROWN in his Miracles for sale documentary that expose this travesty of fake evangelists and healing. These fake christians should be ashamed of themselves

  • Politics in church!!! This nut should be severely reprimanded for this.he's an evil, and hatred creature.hates the government, but is endorsing huckle berry hound.It's only cause he's chriatian.He hates our universities.but will surely endorse oral roberts university.it's pitiful.they want all the money.it's their goal.NOT GOD.give us your MONEY.the government needs to sanction these cult leading welfare bums.Make them pay taxes.GOD HELP HIS FOLLOWERS.are they blind?God does not speak to him.

  • This same idiot praised Bush Jr. another idiot. "Kenneth Copeland I will stand with you ..." Yeh, he will stand with this idiot because he's got an army of hicks, ghetto folk, and desperate characters of every stripe who'd vote for Godzilla if their cult commander told them to.This guy plays with power punks and politicians. He likes the praise of men, and he acts like he's some sort of spiritual badass.He's a user and I believe he is a Mason. Most of these big name preachers play the same game.

  • Some of Kenneth Copeland's False Teachings:

    "God has never used sickness to discipline His children"

    "Jesus didn't claim to be God when He lived on earth"

    "the New Age/occult techniques of positive imaging and visualization are for God's people today "

    "It would have been impossible for Jesus to have been poor!"

    "You're all God. You don't have a God living in you; you are one! ... When I read in the Bible where God tells Moses, 'I AM,' I say, 'Yah, I am too!'"

    -- He does NOT teach the Bible!

  • False Teacher!

  • What a freak!

  • lol, 11% approval rating and McCain still kicked him out.WOW, Hucks approval musta been like -56, at least.I believe this is the fair games act.Dopey Copey, wants to preach politics, which one time was taboo, why don't the Senate get together ,and make these burden on the tax paying people,pay their taxes, it's no longer a church.It's more like campaigning.Trying to brainwash folks to vote like a Demon like he does.for a simpleton who probably wears depends.WHAT A WINDBAG SHOW OFF.STINKS OF EVIL

  • Notice how he could careless how he uses the lords name. He claims the lord talked to him. The Lord said to invite him as an ordained minister.Copeland lies so much, and his intelligence appears to be like grade 6,and bragging politics, acting tough on grassley.He was so scared he got his dogs out, he can brag and act tough on t.v, but he's a useless piece a garbage.self appointed, and cursed to high hell.may you folks wake up soon.This Buffoon is dragging you all to hell,GOD DOESN'T TALK TO IT.

  • Look at his eyes when he opens them and looks at the camera. Satan eyes.

  • These comments are hilarious. You all keep saying that these people aren't really of God. But if god exists, then who else but God put them into the position they are in? What you all fail to realize is that God, by its very nature, is simply a deity that enjoys ignorance, material wealth, and blood sacrifice. God is the deus-ex-machina we created based on our own instincts. We are in it together. We are responsible for this video. I'm an atheist, yet I know that much.

  • I remember seeing a TV show where Copeland said he was in financial struggle, and he was hoping to raise a million dollars. Now of course that sounds ridiculous. But why did he choose 1 million exactly? Isn't that the ravings of an insane elderly person who never found professional success in their life so they are hoping that a lot of money will mark them as a success?

  • But at some point, the lie becomes the truth. When you seek to deceive people, you can't help but lose yourself somewhere in the process and believe in the lie. It maybe morbid, but that is the part that fascinates me. Like when the Godfather in Francis Ford Coppola's movie gets to the end of his life, what does he think about it? I always think an unfulfilled life is a greater sin than any sin you could make against a god.

  • And the lord??? I would like to know which lord, because this guys are freemasons

  • this guy talks to god, wow ,,neat trick, should someone put him in jail for or a mental home

  • Guys like Copeland are smart as a stump.GOD does not, nor ever will speak to the likes of these two.His looking up in the air and saying sorry GOD can you repeat that, Proved his Ego and self righteousness are as big as his mouth.Anyone who thinks this guy and her are nice people need to go on kennethcopelandblog.The real truth about Angel Flight 44 and his 3rd marriage and kellies 3rd marriage and Jeremys 2nd marriage, Prove that they are cursed people.Wanting your money at Gods expense.LOL

  • I listened and read a lot of Kenneth Copeland when I was first born again. I learned a lot of Bible. Now 30 years later, a non-believer for 3 years now, I watch from outside the faith box. One preacher of a gospel is just the same as any other preacher of the gospel, it's just that one found a way to make a lot more money. It really is all about the money. And it's a little bit about comforting peoples' fear of death.

  • @hyoidbone54 Sorry you are an unbeliever right now because of the ways of us christians. No one is perfect but God wants you back on the right team, believing on his son and serving him the best way possible. Being an enemy of God is not the way and you will not see God and be with God forever being an enemy of God. Time is short and we must perfect our walk with Christ. He is waiting.

  • This thing that calls itself Copeland is a scary looking man, he was married3 times,so was his daughter Kellie,his nephew Jeremy 2 times,has a daughter(with a different woman.was in jail.i believe he broke the commandments.god didn't call him at all.he did this on his own evil intent of getting rich like oral Roberts,he likes to look up and ask god for advise,and pretends he got it says thank-you and carries on.i believe he's unstable,and suffering from mental retardation.he's creepy looking.lol

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  • this man is a nut.

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  • The quotable False Prophet Kenneth Copeland, "You can have what you say! In fact, what you are saying is exactly what you are getting now. If you are living in poverty and lack and want, change what you are saying. It will change what you have. Discipline your vocabulary. Discipline everything you do, everything you say, and everything you think to agree with what God does, what God says, and what God thinks. God will be obligated to meet your needs because of His Word.

  • The quotable False Prophet Kenneth Copeland, "As you move into the month of January 1976, you shall see more of the outpouring of God's glory than, in the history of this world, limbs that have been amputated put back on by the power of God, instantly[bald] men's hair grow to a full head of hair, eyeballs replaced where there were no eyeballs, God will cause your automobile,[that gets] 10 miles to the gallon to get 70 miles, the same old car!

  • The quotable False Prophet Kenneth Copeland, "Jesus never actually claimed to be God, It wasn't a physical death on the cross that paid the price for sin, anybody can do that.” God and Adam looked exactly alike.” Satan conquered Jesus on the Cross and took His spirit to the dark regions of hell. You have the same creative faith and ability on the inside of you that God used when he created the heavens and the earth.

  • Prophets have been called by God to speak for Him and to be His messenger. God speaks to these men who are commanded to reveal to mankind His plan of salvation, His will, His character, and His truth. A prophet testifies of Jesus Christ as the Son of God, that He died for our sins, they preach of repentance, condemnation, judgment, sin, and eternal torment. These are the things that prophets of God do, but that Kenneth Copeland as a false prophet does not.

  • The quotable False Prophet Kenneth Copeland, Adam was not subordinate to God. God and Adam looked exactly alike. Jesus is no longer the only begotten Son of God. God’s reason for creating Adam was His desire to reproduce Himself. He was not a little like God. He was not almost like God. He was not subordinate to God. Pray to yourself, because I'm in your self and you're in my self. We are one Spirit, saith the Lord. God's reason for creating Adam was His desire to reproduce Himself.

  • The quotable False Prophet Kenneth Copeland, When I read in the Bible where he [Jesus] says, I Am, I just smile and say, Yes, I Am, too. Everybody you ask "Who's the biggest failure? They say Judas, somebody else will say No, I believe it was Adam, well how about the devil. He's the most consistent failure. But he's not the biggest in terms of material failure and so forth. The biggest one in all the Bible is God.

  • The Quotable False Prophet Kenneth Copeland, Adam is as much like God as you could get, just the same as Jesus, Adam, in the Garden of Eden, was God manifested in the flesh. If you stood Adam upside God, they look just exactly alike. If you stood Jesus and Adam side-by-side, they would look and act and sound exactly alike The image is that they look just alike, but the likeness is that they act alike and they are alike.

  • The quotable False Prophet Kenneth Copeland, It wasn't a physical death on the cross that paid the price for sin, anybody can see that. You are not a spiritual schizophrenic, half-God and half-Satan, you are all-God God is someone, very much like you and me. A being that stands somewhere around 6'2," 6'3," that weighs somewhere in the neighborhood of a couple of hundred pounds, little better, and has a hand span nine inches across.

  • Defiance is only defiance if it is done before "proper authority" making a "proper demand". Now if this was proper authority making a proper demand, Copeland would be in jail rather than preaching all over the country right now wouldn't he?

  • politics and the dollar under the guise of the Lord. This will incur wrath.

  • prosperity 2 his ppl ~ rite ~ so kenneth & company donate monthy to his audience ~ am I missing something here ~

  • "At the lords instruction"?....so God speaks to Copeland does he? Liar liar liar liar liar

  • God bless the Copelands and Mike Huckabee!

  • No Copeland is a straight up asshole.

  • Defying Senator Grassley?

    and if i told you to remove the word "defy" from your description and you did not, would you be "defying" me?

    No, because I don't have the authority to tell you to that. Well neither does Senator Grassley, If he did, Copeland would be in jail already.

    It was a REQUEST which had no place because an arm of the Federal government is already appointed to see to such matters (IRS).

    This was a show put on by the Senator because of issues he has with these ministries.

  • Wow! I'm so blessed by the ministry of Kenneth copeland. God bless you real good

  • No. YOu are blessed by accepting Jesus as your lord and saviour.

    Kenneth cannot bless you, he can only take your money and life a high life.

  • Yes Kenneth himself cannot bless me but God can use him to bless me and He has done just that, that's why I'm expressing gratitude to God for this vessel

  • Kenny Copeland is a false teacher. R U Serious?? tell me you are just kidding and being sarcastic. If you are serious, you are being fed a load of lies. Study your bible.

  • I dont get it. I have studied my bible and I am still studying it, what is it exactly has he said that's false?

  • huckabee has no charachter, kenneth

    [cant] copeland has no charachter.

    they are frauds.

  • This guy is an 33-degree Freemason.

    Check it on Google. His teaching is from deamons.

  • this guy is wingnut crazy

  • This is a madman, Hes talking pure BULLSHIT!!

    HE KNOWS NOTHING OF GOD.

  • The blind leading the blind.

  • Kenneth, you are a southern fried phony bag of shit. I talked to God today and he told me to tell you that the only thing dumber than a concrete jet is anyone that would listen to your smelly ass, Fuck you all to hell. Love, Jesus.

  • XD genious man! best insult to ol' kenny dildo copeland! :D check out my fart videos of this idiot.

  • yeah real original a fart video?

  • @Ipreachfromscripts yea. fart videos r ment 2 expose these idiots. maybe u should watch one.

  • @ReAnimatedDedMunkE

    actually they are usually now done by no talent hacks who have no talent or ideas of their own.

    fart videos are hilarious back in 98 get a fresh idea loser.

  • @Ipreachfromscripts lol watever. u juss wish u could make a decent video. look, i only do this just 4 fun. idk y u got a dick up ur ass, but u should understand that their are some really talented artists out their. obviously u havent seen them.

  • @ReAnimatedDedMunkE

    yeah are you 5?

    it seems to me if you want to be Stephen Spielberg and make e.t.

    otherwise get a education then make all the lame ass comments. I still dont see how a fart video exposes these guys, but I can see your logic, if I fart i is smart.

  • @Ipreachfromscripts ha. You do know I'm in 10th grade right? I have a life. I don't work on these videos constantly. I have a job. Atleast we get subscribers. The videos show how ridiculous these idiots are. Ok? Do you know how many people think this is funny? How is it not talent if we get so much good feedback? Are you implying that all our viewers are idiots? Exactly how is spelling words "talent"? Seriously. You must have a huge dick up ur as for you to be so uptight about this.

  • @ReAnimatedDedMunkE

    wow I am surprised you made it that far !

    yeah like fart videos of religious people, wow thats about as original as you tube poops with people saying pengas all the time.

    you tube poop=original

    you tube poop +pengas =way over done.

    juggernaut,pork-chop sandwiches are persons with talent.

    and as far as being in 10 grade is a joke welcome to the real world kid!

    you going to tell your boss that hes got a dick up his ass? you'll be flat on your ass,

    living at home w/ your flks

  • @Ipreachfromscripts um yea your not my boss. and ur the one with the dick up ur ass. obviously ur jealous because you don't have any talent of ur own. if u know so much about talent, make a video and prove me wrong. and y do u have such a problem with us fart video makers? wat r u supporting these idiot preachers? and i never said i was going to tell my boss he has a dickup his ass. he's actually a family friend. we get along really good. seriously ur stupid. u started this, so u end it.

  • @Ipreachfromscripts and exactly who made u god? ur saying how stupid and unoriginal our videos are like your opinion is the only one that matters. why don't you leave us alone? exactly what did we do to you?

  • @ReAnimatedDedMunkE

    jeez get a Kleenex crybaby.

  • @ReAnimatedDedMunkE

    well lets see, you are a 17 year old who is in the tenth grade?

    what is your response? a rant full of misspelled words, and ignorant responses,of insupportable claims followers,179 is not even close to followers. you have no original ideas of your own and can only copy those of others.

    1 I have a real job and family to support

    2 I dont have a camera worthy of the quality to support

    and finally I have a right to my own opinion.

    and you suck it hard.

  • @Ipreachfromscripts and also, if u know talent so well,y don't you have any videos posted? u dont hav ne subscribers. how could u say we have no talent when we have 100's or even 1000's of subscribers? make a video and then respond to me. if u no talent so much, then sho me what you mean by "talent".

  • @ReAnimatedDedMunkE

    well instead of fart jokes and stupid asinine 5th grade jokes that were old then I would learn to get a real life

    talent would be something more original, than 137 fart jokes just merely cut & pasted

    talent is someone who could spell words and know the difference in hundreds and thousands things called job skills.

  • @Ipreachfromscripts

    ReAnimatedDedMunkE is an outstanding young man who has shared the gift of laughter with the world, all the while exposing religious charlatans. He and his cohorts spread joy to the world. What contributions have you made? It is ironic that you criticize the works of others, while you have posted no videos yourself. Instead of your next morning coffee, pour yourself a big cup of STFU.

  • @atomichawg

    and you must be another unoriginal bastard yourself, my main contribution is telling unoriginal dumb asses as your self to get a new idea instead of beating a dead horse. just because I do not have a video is beside the point.

    it would be the same as saying fart 137 posts a day.

    you and your special ed cohort are no different than the silly spam posts of send to your ten friends.

    how many original videos have you 2 love birds created?

  • @Ipreachfromscripts atleast we got friends. lets see how many you have. oh yeah thats right! NONE. no one gives a shit about your opinion. i bet you and your family are trailer trash. and you don't need a camera to make original stuff. dumbass. obviously your job doesn't pay enough to buy a camera. ever think we are paying tribute to those who started this? seriously stfu if you know so much about originality, show us!

  • @ReAnimatedDedMunkE

    no wonder your 17 and in the tenth grade aren't you supposed to be in school?

    I have a camcorder, it just doesn't upload to you-tube very well.

    your probably some kid who wears a leather jacket listens to some crappy rock "pseudo-metal"guitar hero player who thinks he is cool cause he can play on expert.

    big deal you will find out soon enough about "friends" on the Internet. they don't mean nothing.

  • @Ipreachfromscripts wtf? ur saying this insult like you've had experiance. honestly, this is entertaining. seeing what stupid comebacks u say. Yea bitch imma "pseudo-metal guitar hero player who has convinced himself that he can play on expert with a leather jacket." man that was a really bad comeback. keep saying more stuff. ur making my day XD

  • I would but being you been left back a few you just wouldn't understand , BTW pseudo isn't a compliment.

  • a few years? only 1 year dipshit. and i was being sarcastic you fucking moron. you know what's getting really repetitive? you constantly bitching and complaining about how we r so "unoriginal" when you have had no original videos yourself. your just jealous.

  • @ ReAnimatedDedMunkE, hey bro im from New Zealand and ive been watching all your stuff, + spamtroopers and coping with Ken, and it is painfully obvious as to how much hard work that goes into some of these videos. Just ignore this retard, and keep up the good work! Peace.

  • yo thanx. means alot tht u got my back lol :D

  • yo mama.

  • yes that your gay little friends have to come to the rescue of poor little fatso, oh mean guy picking on me.

    yeah I don't need my home girls to fight my battles.

  • yea cuz u aint got ne bitch >:D u now gunna start talking more shit cuz i was right XD and i didnt even ask them 2 back me up, fucknuts. i can c ur getting all hyped up. lol ur truely entertaining. quit trying 2 fool everyone. u dont have a wife or family. your sitting in the basement of your mothers house making up bullshit. and if you do have an "actual job" then what is it smartass? give me an answer.

  • and the point is with AE that he was held back. AND expelled. i was held back but that doesnt make me an idiot. i bet you were held back. and saying you wernt is a big ass lie.

  • and as for your kids, i can only imagine how fuckin ugly they turned out. tell me did your "wife" cry while she was pushing out your little deformed kid while in an alley? god should have not have given you balls because you shouldn't have the right to contaminate the world with your little shits. your kids should have been put to death when they were born. like you should have!

  • now I guess I was right, your mom is a whore and your dad is a dead beat.

    now who is getting wound up?

    it seems I struck a nerve.

    and i haven't even made fun of the mighty sucks oops I mean ducks.

  • mighty sucks? wtf tht doesnt even mak any sense. lol im laughing at the insults we r doing back and forth. believe me, if u struck a nerve i would have tracked down ur IP adress and hunt you down myself. this is all juss internet talk. we will never see each other in person. so y argue? lol seriously? idk about you but im done. lol keep going i dont give a shit. neither of us won or lost. goodbye

  • well the point I am making is your about stupid.

    I quote you

    he revolutionized the way we do mathmatics. and you're so damn hypocritcal for saying all of us fart video makers have no talent when you haven't produced any video with any originality or anything!

  • well y r u saying we have no talent when you haven't posted anything? tell me. give me a straight up answer.

  • about how pseudo isnt a compliment, NO SHIT SHERLOCK! its called "sarcasm" and you are suppose to be so damn smart.

  • Farting Preacher videos are an established genre. To state that anyone producing a farting preacher video today is unoriginal is silly. I'm not claiming that all are great. Like anything else, some are better than others. And some people today are doing quality work. Some are crap. What do you want, its free entertainment? You don't have to like it. But for some high quality videos check out copingwithken and preach2choir.

  • @atomichawg

    yeah but to make a fart video 137 times?

    then thats beating a dead horse.

  • @Ipreachfromscripts

    Isnt that like saying that jazz musicians are unoriginal because they keep playing jazz? In fact, a musician might even play the same song over and over again, but it will be a little different each time.

    What keeps these videos entertaining is a few things. One, these preachers keep saying new ridiculous things and have exaggerated expressions and mannerisms. Add some well timed flatulence and you have comic gold. Second, people are coming up with new takes.

  • no its not the same

    this is where you fail.

    music is rudimentary there are only so many notes. yet there are different tempo and and etc...

    that's why there are different styles of music.

    comedy is much like music you can have different jokes about the same subject

    and there funny yet if you told the same joke say why did the chicken cross the road ? it becomes stale and just plain redundant.

    so while farting preacher is played out, say Taliban preacher wouldn't be.

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  • Amen. He told me the same thing!

  • your mama

  • "your mama"? is that all you have to say? and you say I'm an idiot. yeah, i was held back once. big deal. it wasn't even because of my lack of knowledge. me and my family moved from town to town for a while and i never really got a proper education. BUT now i am getting really good grades. plus i got a part time job. and idc what you say because your opinion doesn't matter.

  • and another thing, their have been many intelects in the past who have been held back. albert einstein for example. not only did he get held back, he got expelled at age 16. and look what he accomplished? he revolutionized the way we do mathmatics. and you're so damn hypocritcal for saying all of us fart video makers have no talent when you haven't produced any video with any originality or anything! what's your job huh? sucking cock so u can buy food for your trailer trash family? i thought so

  • hypocrite=

    a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings

    now I would be a hypocrite if I made a fart video

    than critiqued you for having one .

    boy you really is smrt!

  • smrt? wtf is smrt? is that the sound you make when you are jacking off?

  • smrt is what I do .

  • so what your saying is your dads a deadbeat who couldn't hold down a job because he was most likely a drunk or your mom was banging the whole neighborhood,

    and BTW way AL was a physicist not a mathematician. he was more thermodynamics and matter than math.

    energy=matter times the speed of light squared mot a math equation necessarily

    if you kept your nose out of bob tiltons ass long enough.

  • God Bless Chuch Grassley.

  • Praise God for mighty men of God who teach truth!!

  • I am a humble servent of the Lord and I want money and prosperity, I want rolls, I want beachfront properties, I want Jet, I want all the friends money can buy, If our preachers can have these so can we. God is no respector of persons ,so I want to be rich to ,cause I demand money commeth to me NOW, thats how we have to be thats what we must do. Thanks for agreeing with me.\

  • My, what a nice suit and slick tongue can do. Copeland knows nothing but power, money, and influence. He seems orgasmic over his elbow-rubbing session with Huckabee, which didn't pay off in the long run. Doing the right thing morally or religiously couldn't be further from this man's mind. A turd in sheep's clothing. How people can't see the childish deviance of this lump, I'll never understand.

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  • @IFuckUBitch LOL, if you look at his face real good when he mocks people with his little girly voice, he looks like SATAN.He's one ugly MF.On BVOV this morning he was in Venezuela jumping like he was pedaling a bike screaming , WE WIN, WE WIN WE WIN, He looked like a big retard.He has the nerve to pretend he is having conversations with GOD, i believe it's satan. They sure look like a match made in hell.

  • whether these preachers teach prosperity or not they all take care of numero uno...

    so you're basicallly on your own so you better get your faith working for yourselves and loved ones...

  • well...he didn't even get a nomination position..so much for 'gods will'

  • yep , this guy is pure fuckin evil, a conman and a liar, so he talks to god, id fucking love to torture the bastard, see how god intervenes when im going to work on his lying ass, stealing money from idiots who cant think for themselves, its as low as you can go.

  • @markkenworthy These Fools Should have to pass a lie detector test, and the 1st ? would be.DId God call you to the ministry, 2. Does God speak to you? 3. Are you in it for the money? They'd all fuckin fail.If you watch his broadcast on his Branson Missouri tour, he's standing in front of the podium , with her beside him, and He looks like a mentally Challenged Shaved Baboon.Fuck she must get some scares at night waking up lookin over at him with his mouth open.eyes rolled back like a demon.LMAO

  • don't you see that this guy is satanist??? wake up people! they use religion for $ and I'm not a christian but this guy is so EVIL!

  • @angelyouknow2 He's got these Satan like face when he mocks people or talks like a little sissy girl.His mouth wide open and those fuckin creepy eyes.I think the people are Brain dead, or brain washed. He scares my little niece when he screams and his eyes go crossed and jumps like a frog with a fuckin hernia. I see the evil right through it.

  • in reality he show's more faith then most religous preacher's he teach's healing and faith.

  • When Christ comes down on this man it will be something to watch.

  • I don't see why whenever someone sees a christian they have to tear them down. Sit down have your own opinions, give them as politly as possible and other wise shut up.

  • I liked Huckabee until I realized he was in bed with this moron. There is NO discernment within the body of Christ. The Catholic Church winks at butt-screwing priests, the Evangelicals never saw a war they didn't want to waste young lives on, these "Name it and Claim It" freakoids think that Christ died on the cross so they'd get their assed kissed materially on planet earth and liberals don't have enough faith to pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel. Sad, sad, sad.

  • Oh, come on, the Evangelical ministers like butt-screwing as much as the Catholic priests. Paul Crouch, Jim Bakker - and most recently - meth lover Ted Haggard.

  • aw.. thats awesome :)

    God is so cool

  • THIS MAN IS FULL OF SHIT ALTOGETHER!!!

  • i love how people that support these guys are so ignorant to whats going on with them and are burying their heads in the sand. why don't they open the door to accountability? what are they afraid of if they're innocent?

  • damn NWO preachers...mainstream christians are so lost it's pitiful.

  • ..and you aren't?

  • no, because I am not claiming to be a child of God. I am a heathen plain and simple. These men say one thing and do the opposite, calvary chapels, rick warren, joel osteen, TBN, etc, are all owned and runned by the government through 501c3...don't believe me...look it up. =)

  • your an idiot....look in the mirror

  • rwbiv21- good argument!  wow, now I know why the church is so successful! come at me with facts little boy or don't throw down what you can't finish. That's what I thought.

  • internet courage...you got a ton of it...congrats!

  • My address is up already on my profile ROGER!! why don't you keep your ignorant comments to yourself. If you have something to say, I'd be glad for you to come to where I live...see how tough you are...internet courage...put your address up then talk little man.

  • Then what would you do, fight 1 on 1 or 17 on 1?

  • That's what I thought...another coward who doesn't have the balls to put there address up and wants to talk tough. Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk you coward american.

  • ignorant canadian hillbilly

  • also. with all of the sickos in the world, yourself included, do you think I'm crazy enough to put my address on here.... let the elevator go to the top cha chee

  • I'm not the one killing innocent iraquis or making a buck off taking advantage of naive religious folk. You're the sicko because you probably support both bitch.

  • Yeah, ur a bunch of moose fuckers that "Don't believe in violence." The only thing your country is good for is exporting maple syrup, Kraft macarroni & bacon. And don't say that we all are killing innocent Iraqi's. Most of us are civillians. Get your shit straight. So go have a three-some with a moose and a beaver.

  • your mom's beaver is the only shit I'm interested in, how do you think you were born bitch?

  • u want my mom? u can have her. theirs enough cobwebs to suit you. >:D

  • Show respect to your dad boy, why don't you go join the military and die in vain in the name of liberty. Do something constructive, casterate yourself.

  • Well dad, go fuck off and die! Why r u picking on a 16 year old anyways? Pedo.

  • how very typical for you to use your age card. You talk all your shit, then you say "don't pick on me, i'm 16". FUCK YOU AND YOUR AGE. You're part of the problem why america is so fucked up. You don't even have respect for your own mother...you are pathetic.

  • how am i apart of this country being fucked up? i don't need to have some fagget canadian jack-off to tell me im to blame for our country being fucked up. plus you wanted to fuck my mom. so don't say im disresectful. and u said ur my dad.

    and people ur age just ignore what kids say on the internet. ur like 26 im 16. BIG DIFFERENCE! i don't have the time to listen to limp-dick faggets like you. so drop it. and if you can't then that's ur problem. im ignoring you. YOUR the pathetic one.

  • big fucking deal, you're 16, People all around the world are considered adults at 16, so STFU. Just because you have a fucking stupid law that says you're a kid doesn't mean you have to act like one. Obviously I touched a nerve otherwise you wouldn't have gotten so pissed off at me. I stand by what I said, you are part of your country's problems. DO SOMETHING to HELP your country instead of talking shit. Why don't you educate yourself on your National debt, because you don't have a future.

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  • as long as morons like you keep reading it.

  • you call us cowerdly while moose fuckers like you fags "don't want to harm anyone."? plus moose fuckers can't fight worth shit.

  • ok goldilocks!

  • explain to me how putting my address up makes me not tough...i would toss you around like a rag doll.... your an idiot...go watch a hockey game

  • I don't need to explain anything to you, it would be like teaching a monkey algebra...pointless and a waste of time. Just know this you turd, if you're gonna talk shit...put your address up then you will at least have some balls...instead of sucking on them all the time.

  • okay stalker...sure will....

  • that's what I thought...BITCH!

  • SO TRUE!!! I agree with you, they are all satanists!