Happy Meal Toy FAIL

[Colaborateur113]

is he a friend of Tarzan?

[LegionnaireEtrangere]

Holy Bukkake Batman!

[IxAmxTaWi]

^Heres your meal.

[idaman2000]

Fricken hilarious!!

[TheNightsMoon]

He was thinking of Robin.

I knew there was something going on there.....

[sonicandmario32re]

batman stop it. its spiderman's job to shoot webs

[ScoTTishN1NJA]

Holy X-rated toy batman!!!!

[jroc397]

fap fap fap fap fap fap lol

[SirZippety56]

we know what hes doing with his batarang

[OliverJohnMizen]

He was thinking of Catwoman

[Vernonu9]

MeatyBeaty Man

[SpyinGirly]

@2awesome2say what WAS the toy supposed to do?

[iWatchY0urVids]

it's a win to me (;

[SpyinGirly]

@LemonBlitzcraig if you don't know what batman was doing....don't ask your dad

[2awesome2say]

@SpyinGirly I think he meant what the toy was actually supposed to do I think he knew what it looked like it was doing

[LemonBlitzcraig]

What was he supposed to do?

[WillPk4FOOD]

@LemonBlitzcraig

You'll understand....

Someday...

[MegaBadass123456789]

hes cleaning his batmobeal

[ezekgta4fan]

Amazing ninja grip action!!

[BlueAuraWolf]

Must be a Super Happy meal.

[SpookzYouScary]

@FlashPointO u jokin rite

[SpookzYouScary]

batman ur so dirty

[reimond30]

Fappy meal

[BallisticDamages]

I bet $50 that it says 'MADE IN CHINA" on it.

[DreadAces]

@BallisticDamages those kind of things are more likely to be made in america

[BobbyLouisDrake]

A dark knight rises.

[bonesethero]

so thats why my balls look like leaves.... darn you batman

[sfaroha]

i bet he changes alot

[starburst23451]

no wonder batman's arms are so buff 0.o

[melbournefan101]

Wow.... That's definitely never been done before

[tristan88iffi]

he looks moore like bannanaman..

[clonetrooper661]

they make these toys for a reason :D

[bonesethero]

sometimes i find the failblog top comments actually funnier than the video, like this one :)

[DaylanSutton]

So that's how you get a top comment...

[megamanx1291]

@DaylanSutton

Nope, thats how you get an negative.

[driftgeorge]

i thought he had robin do that for him

[Pete1987pl]

thats a happy meal with a happy ending..

[janni1008]

xD

[SOGlord]

penis sold seperately

[xXPunisher89Xx]

@SOGlord Cum sold seperately xD

[TB3hnz]

CTFXC FTW!

[marfg12345]

who the fuck would even make this retarded toy...

[resistance2fan10]

@marfg12345 obviously china xD

[AllGrownUpSteph]

LMAO

[Diggy22]

one thing comes to mind...get Robin, and you'll have.....THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO!!!!

[gilbert69691]

Usually robin does it for him

[firekingpro]

THAT IS SO FUNNY

[SGC17]

He still doesn't eat nachos.

[Dtitilator]

This is why villains gets all he chicks while heroes are alone.

[bmak8690]

"I'm just changin ma clothes mah fuckas"

[Katfellow]

You'd think Batman would be smiling more

[Lamwhite411]

loool charles trippy did this too

[WimpyShiitRain]

Roobin, nothings happening! should i pull harder?

[MaricoL13]

he started doing that after robin left him...he got lonely!

[pepsoflexo]

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah FAPMAN !!!!!

[GodOfGorilla]

even got the sounds effects LOL ;D

[wheelz482]

After his secret identity is revealed, he then changed his name to "Fapman".

[jsh1fatherof4]

He ain't jerking off guys its his new gun the spunk ray

[VaNDaL253]

let me get a meal with a happy ending

[skateboris]

jizzy meal :)

[zivilo]

i find this hard to masturbate to

[KUNGCHOO]

Fappy Meal :)

[SlurpMyJuice]

Wheres batwoman when you need her?

[VELFARRECLUBBA]

batman: one happy meal coming right up...

[Enoughyoufool]

He looks really happy. =D

[MonCoin]

You see how "high" his hand goes. Thats why they call him BATman

[whrobins431]

@MonCoin lol lamee

[illusion9I]

Batman always cums in the dark. 

[Daviysoh]

Gosh, over 20 inches!?

[TheHavel17]

So batman uses his right hand? Which one does robin use?

[cRAYz3d]

press 1 for batman jerking off

press 2 for batman jerking off

press 3 for batman jerking off

press 4 for batman....

[theend130]

its fapman

[mrtacointhebox]

Holy One-Footer Batman!

[Rottenblair]

Robin is always unreliable.

[currantbun2166]

The Batpole's seeing some action tonight!

[KHnaruto29]

oh my gosh seriously! that's just wrong!

[the1whocommented]

Haha he got the rapeface also

-Hello whats the toy today in the happy meal?

-masterape... -_-'

-ok ill take 2

-.......  ok?

[Willz08z]

Bruce Wayne must have got bored.

Too bored.....

[01984lockyer]

they got the sound right too lol haha. wtf where they thinking the action of that arm was meant to be? a punch? lol "yeah take that bad guys im hurting you but pleasuring myself can it be done any greater!?"

[DoctorOwned]

I just got the best idea for a mayonnaise  dispenser!

[mw2man82]

lol alest it ant fingering him self in the but

[LucasTheAutobot]

LOL I HAVE THIS TOY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[JustBoredVideos]

AAAHAHAHA! more like WIN XD

[deadwood753100]

Dananananananananananana, FAPMAN!

[dripdroppop]

"Not at the table Carlos"

[epic17ninja]

Batman jerking off <.<

[ntwalk]

Batman with the G.I. Joe kung fu grip.

[sobigfn1]

hahaha

[videogamesmad]

I Threw That In The Bin

[XxLoGixxX]

FAPMAN!

[mrBIGbushez]

He says fail blog .ORG

[SuperFocx]

I never get it what he says after "Failblog..."

Do you agree?

[megamogx]

Now that is hand grip action!

[SJRea96]

So that's why the joker's face is white.....

[tophatnewage]

@SJRea96 now u sir r funny and messed up u r 2 in 1 lol

[minkusink6]

@SJRea96 OHH MYY GOOSH!! thats sick but hilarious

[XxJayBoyyxX]

@SJRea96  looool

[PianoXfan1]

@SJRea96 Omg how come your comment is not TOP top comment? Jesus that was great!

[SJRea96]

@PianoXfan1 That's what I was I wondering WTF wheres the thumbs up dawgz! lol

[PianoXfan1]

@SJRea96 Lol i thumbs up'ed it on 2 accounts :P I thought it was great. it made me chuckle for a few seconds =)

[12thaveforeal]

@SJRea96 LMAAAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN U FUNNY .OH BY THE WAY IM FINNA PRESS LIKE JUST TO LET U KNOW

[bruhjustaja]

I use to have one! :D

[XxBYAMikeyBYAxX]

perfect for a justin bieber handjob TROLOLOLOLOLOL

[RulerOFmany]

There needs to be a 'no jacking off in the chinese factories' rule

[SJsharks98]

he's jackin his little weenis. not at the table batman

[ichibipier]

Press and hole 3 or 4 for extreme masterbation xD

[Lego430]

Press and hold 2 for 1 handed milkshake dance

[FireyFistOPain]

press 5 for "click click click"

[biches909]

ha

[briansaurussex]

jeezus, there's kids there

[achilleskid820]

Theres a pull out joke somewhere in there but i'll leave it alone

[wylycoyote6]

pervert adults fail

[Jonathan219234]

Apparently... neither batman nor the woman...

*puts glasses on*

could HANDle themself

[SJsharks98]

not at the table carlos

[tago61]

my arms geting tired ROBBINN

[9000Platinum]

So that's why it's called a "Happy Meal".

[lorenzogilds]

rofl 

[ninjaassasinbrown]

atleast batmans happy

[XxIronManxX3]

Where is robin when you need him?

[RuPsKeeee]

WIN!

[FiliboyIsland]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! XD!!!!!!!!!

[sonofwrath11]

Just thinking of it, what the fuck was that toy supposed to do anyway?

[spyMic158]

O ho ho ho, that slaps me on the knee!

[guitarfreak41658]

LOL i did this with the one i found!

[puppydog123cool]

winnin



[bruze622]

BATI MAN

[TheTNTee]

he got da lance!

[legoblokje7]

Robin feels replaced.

[griffin123pop]

u guys r so rong.

[OMGsquirel26]

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[oniawakening]

champagne showers!!!!!



[MrXXXsteelXXX]

i love is jerk face XD

[ac34ifyify]

I'll probably get a boner if it is a womah who is jacking off the batman toy.

[tangerineXD]

they need the straw...

[nick27ify]

keep jerkin it batman

[greenorange75]

Old Godzilla was fucking around

Tokyo City like a big playground

When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade

And hit Godzilla with a Bat Cum Spray...

[SS1LTSS]

I dont wana see what spiderman does

[snoringdeer]

Teachin' kids early these days I see

[Jamlamin100]

Where's my BAT Lotion?

[DaRkWoLpHsTuDiOs]

When the Chinese sent us that they must've been laughing their asses off.

[gedist2]

The fail is that your 20 years old and still buys happy meals

[FudgeYouGuys]

@gedist2 your comments a fail considering you can hear several children in the background, wich obviously it means this couple may have kids

[TheMurphsarmy]

Not at the table Batman

[yeaaboyy]

i dont get it.

[WifbicVlog]

@yeaaboyy what do you mean you don't get it

[Assassin9D]

@yeaaboyy he is cocking his wener

[Fredriq1]

Masturbation From The Real Batman Movie Deleted Scenes, Lol!;)

[bto95]

He misses Robin.

[inflamersss]

Bawdy Batman

[RedGamer99]

Penis

[Slappywag100]

masterbatman

[Longboardsarecooll]

MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMASTURBATE!



[TraceurAlexSeng]

What a long stroke.

[jmanhot]

'BEAT'man

[lightfriar]

This is multiplied by the fact that Batman is looking quite smug that he got away with this

[chargerfighter1]

But where's Robin?

[truth383]

some 1 is desprit

[234blogger]

Hey! , the lay off him the Bat Cave gets lonely!

[sonnystef1]

i have this one :D

[LAfant619]

those superpowers must have given him a huge dick

[theTibyLTU]

xDD not bad toy for kids. Its like tutorial :D

[TheThordir]

Narahananana! Naanananananananananananananan­ana! Sock! Pow! Zok! Naananananananananananananana! Fap Man! Nananananananana! Fap Man! Nananananananana! Fap Man! Nananananananana! Fap Man! Nanananananana Fap Man! Nananananananana! Fap Man! Fap Man! Fap Man! Whap! Biff! Oooof! Nanananana! Fap Man! Fap Man! Fap Man! Nanananananana! Harahanalalalalala! FAP MAAAN! - n_n

[jmreguyal]

I want this for christmas.

[Winter12345100]

He's thinking of Catwoman...

[jamwind1]

he misses robin lol

[prototype3651]

NANANANANANANANA FAPMAN!

[ravenxj220]

lol I had two of these last year when they came out

[KoenStraten]

Batman doesn't find this hard to masturbate on..

[MEdahoo04]

The creator of the toy must be horny

[lOmniDarknessl]

Wooooow!

[darksector55]

thats how he plan to kill the joker

[KyoLockett]

I have this same one, and all this time I thought I was the only one who noticed!

[hairyguy23]

We're all perverts...