Andy Milonakis - "Heaven"

[TheBladeOfAiur41]

i know this is just a complete joke but i might as well say that the assholes probably go to purgatory, its basically a temporary hell, then they go to heaven after

[deceitdeceitdeceit]

he must be stoned :D

[bigdaddy26371]

why arnt you on mtv anymore? ;/

[booboowilson10101]

ax holes go to ax hole heaven where they can make fun everyone forever and ever. amen

[PhuDuhPolice]

@booboowilson10101 ax hole? wtf u talkin about

[booboowilson10101]

@PhuDuhPolice i sed ass holes go to a heaven where they do what makes them happy, being gay

[EnvyMe808]

Andy dont even trip about the haters their just jealous of u...

[DylansEpic]

dude you putting peanut butter on your face and ordering mooshu pork was the funniest shit in this world! your awesome dude dont change for asswipes.

[AGEofCA]

messianic jews, go to 'heaven'

[AGEofCA]

messaniac jews, go to 'heaven'

[yohobroho24]

I like you andy...



[prettyboii158]

high ass fuk lol:D

[justice7651]

@BeastyCro OMG IKR

[TUCC1919]

look no drool mah!

[dreske7890]

he 31 years old thats crazy he got that stuff the girl from orphan had or somethin

[trbossdoggy]

Where the dicks go ? dicks go in your ass simple question !!!

[ziosamsamsam]

he's like hellboy.. 35 years old and looking half

[chodejohnson]

andy the mandy mafucka

[bountyonmyhead]

@BeastyCro Yeah definitely.

[dallas2denton]

There are gas ovens in heaven for the Jews

[rammsteinTOtheMAX]

retards hahahahahaah

[ddlewis11]

@rammsteinTOtheMAX how long did u know him

[rammsteinTOtheMAX]

@ddlewis11 ?

[rammsteinTOtheMAX]

coool!!

[bominggraffiti]

maybe



[benwatts93]

He's definitely not stoned.

[vanhalenman60]

dude hes 36



[TrevorJensennn]

303 retards hit the wrong button

[bren158]

areny you like 40 years old or somthing

[Yanager0fficial]

@bren158 yes

[YOUNGMONEYTREY00]

do yall no he 35 years old an still a teenager

[TheStonerChikk]

@YOUNGMONEYTREY00 hes older then that!!!!

[YOUNGMONEYTREY00]

@TheStonerChikk look it up

[Littlesister07]

lmaoo your comedy is right up my alley! the connotations are soo funny, keep the videos coming!

[Boomer22z]

Your the man andy

[BloedendeAppelflap]

There's a lot of haters who don't like me, and they think I'm, like, an idiot, because at one time or another I put peanut butter on my face.

[Dabber422]

I want to punch you in the face for Jesus

[janoat]

Andy is Snooki's brother.

[PaigeXMetlow]

@janoat Really???

[AjaxpuffNstuff]

watching this high is annoying

[MrFukkuall]

How old isthis kid

[dres123challenge]

@MrFukkuall believe it or not but he is 35

[adi0jesusnchicken]

all I want to say is yes "dicks" go to heaven is God see in his heart that you are a good person will go to heaven. once you are a heaven we don't know what we will become but we know that everyone will be perfect and therefore no one will be a "dick" to people.

[Ramayn]

@adi0jesusnchicken Righty..and you actually believe this? Perfect? Everyone? What a boring existence..

[wordmanguy]

mmmmmm highdeas

[OOODOT]

Look no drool ma

[pickleboy443]

lol i miss ur show on tv :/

[RosoPwnd]

xaxax fucking legend!



[baileysuejones]

How old is he? :)

[MsJay201023]

@baileysuejones 35

[Itacho333]

@baileysuejones

35, not joking.

[Demonik87]

lmfaoo andy is hilarious, how he took off the sticker off one side of his sunglasses and said "here we go" and put it on the opposite side. classic comedy.

[TheSummerof2008]

fuck da haters

[TheSummerof2008]

dude come on the dicks burn 

[TASSOS502]

you're just diggin yourself deeper and deeper down the hole man you're halfway to hell hahah

[574yamaha475]

he was funnier on mtv..

[Parrent]

dude youre trashed

[beamerboy15]

u fucking retared fat 40 year old stuck in a 12 year old say dicks go to marrys house thats not fucking funny think ur go to heavn for that

[Itacho333]

@beamerboy15

HAHAAHHAH

[lexislulu]

Lol Andy is buzzed.

[radarphaser]

The fuck? This boring shit isn't funny.

[baulp1]

no me di cuenta del sticker hasta q lo corrio!

[candyerter21]

andy is a fukn super g bitches fuck all u hater bitches:0

[neilrulz24]

Purgatory

[rocktimo]

christian heaven: if it exists i believe everybody gets to go there without our shortcomings

christian hell: doesnt exit, the word hell is translated from the word Gehenna (why they changed it i dont know) gehenna is a park in jerusalem which was used as an garbagedump in the old bible days, there the bodies of sinners were burned.. the fire was fueled by sulphur, the fire was called eternal because it was kept going 24/7... so NO lake of fire for those who dont believe.. thats just a sick view

[FrigidAxe]

@rocktimo Sad part is most Christians don't know that. I didn't know that but I don't count. (it's because of the atheism) Anyways, I'm kinda sure that rudeness isn't really a sin in Christianity, but I don't really know.

[thechrisgap]

that spirit is fat. lol

[TheDeathChrist]

I Can answer your question Andy! The dick's which I personally know a HUGE DICK/Dweef(douche/Queef)..They go to the reserved section of heaven where all the catholic priests are, where they will be PENETRATED and GANGRAPED Because God sez you wanna be a dick..you get DICK RIGHT IN YOUR ASS! P:S: female dick's get molested by nuns!

PP:S: This is all the Catholic priests think about when they lecture you about homosexuality gets you sent to hell! So laugh at the Dweef JIZZRAGS!

They fucked!

[GCornell567lolz]

@TheDeathChrist lolz good shout

[Aleksei5055]

phaha say its a catholic,  christian heaven haha

[freestylerappers613]

Congradulations you have just won a gay trip to your mommas ass you faggot:D Ps.

get a strapon cuz we jno u have a flab of skin on ur dick pss.Where do dicks go? (in your ass) so you have an all expense trip to to your bf's ass and you say insert the quarter!

[CGAT954]

likke were do the dicks go in heaven like im not talking about the penis's were would the penis 's go in heaven cas the answer would be marrys house ahahaha SNAP*

lmao that shit was funny af

[Skibber123]

You are an JEW!

Throw the jews down in the well, sp my country can be free!

[LeahBBanayan]

rules.

[R4G3VeN0m]

"DUDE" U r not cool ur gay and i think u r a idiot i like some of ur vids but this 1 sucks

[tforeignguy]

"To mary's house" hahahaha XD

[killercookie777]

@tforeignguy lol

[79chilosa79]

Who else thinks he is on something that make his vids hella funny!

[columbianboy101]

your fucking gay kid give up making video and go lose wait you fat piece of shit

[bl00dpuKe]

@columbianboy101

And you sir, learn how to use the correct words.

[TheBrootalNerds]

@columbianboy101

He's not a kid, he's in his thirties.

[fredflinstoneization]

@columbianboy101 andy milonakis is fuckin hilarious you deserve to be shot....

[01kittykittylicklick]

@columbianboy101 looks like you're going to hell for 2 months you asshole...lol

[LyrixLegend1498]

@columbianboy101 Learn to spell. and your going to Satan's house, Ahahahha, SNAP!!!!! (Get it? cause you know..he's not a...you know....he's a......you know. :D.

[SmokeableLove]

nice sunglasses haha

[MegaNarwal]

Andy is my role model.

[Heldure]

lol "okay....lets say theres a heaven....alright, theres a heaven...say its like a catholic christian heaven.................where do the jews go"

[ale70069]

bisogna ucciderlo per il bene dell'umanità.

[mrtundra45]

Your 5star funny man!....

[Kogarsh]

forever virgin

[seexybutterfly1]

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS HE DID LOL THIS AND THE THING W THE BALLOONS

[missbreakingbenjamin]

andy, there's only 1 heaven. no matter what religion you are. if you're jewish, christian, or catholic, there's only 1 heaven and it's not discriminate..because well..it's heaven and God doesn't care what religion you are as long as you believe and follow him.

you're hilarious by the way..if you didn't already know.

[hahohao]

But Andy, you kill people so where does that leave you? lol

[blacksilencex]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAA PERCHè NON TE NE VAI UN Pò A FANCULO !!!!..MA IL SENSO ??CIOè NN DIRMI FARTI UN NOME DEL KAZZO!!!:..PERKè IL TUO NOME STA ANDANDO NEL CESSO DI UN OPOSSUM ZOPPO KRISTOOO!!!!...

[beourne1]

the thing is your a dick u are a mother fuckin ass fucker

[SkullFilms]

this is creepy, this fat kid is like 30 years old, right?.

[AZWIN90]

@SkullFilms haha hes the best.

[josephr910]

@SkullFilms 34 and he has a growth disorder.So it'd be better if you would shut your mouth.

[kakristewka]

imbécil  fumado.

[3GrimReaper3]

Good man andy

[nathization]

your he asshole.. get off the net

[juggakaylette]

love yooooooooou always havvvvvvve

[poproxbaby777]

ha these haters say the dumbest ass things tho. dont worry about it andy theyre just exploring there bysexuality by being dicks and no body knos where there going for real. maybe theyll go to the west side of heaven like the guy 2 below this comment is. hes gonna be in the ghetto part of heavan or the business man part of heaven with all the other ass holes. ha ha

[emagabber]

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[nasLB]

moafucka you must die...u make people disrespect greece you busta... Fuck ya... come to tha west side o Greece...we gona hung you biaaatch

[P4p3rkuTT711]

i can explain it if u want?

[crazyslimshadybabe]

your smart awesome and just plain funny as fuck!

i love you <33 keep up the amazing videos :) !

[JJJJme25]

This Guy Is Messed Up? Wtf.... -_-

[Leny1777]

Theres a guy in school that looks alot like thsi idiot.

[HUundead4579]

r u high u dumbass

[H8lag]

what if there is no afterlife ? :)

[breezyman21]

-He smokes pot ?

[StamfordLegend]

Do retarded people... or the politically correct term, retards

[XxFrOzEnSoLiDxX]

your fucking amazing keep it up

[rapisajoke]

RAP IS A JOKE

Check out our battle with Andy Milonakis and Dirt Nasty on our channel. Don't forget to subscribe!!!

[thechuffy22]

LOL Fucking wannabe gansta

[MrDrewski620]

andy, are you getting gray hair? your gettin old motherfucker

[EnclosedSilence]

Andy, I don't think you're an idiot, in fact, I love you. Also, you paid my cousin &his friend 50 dollars each to load your segway in the back of his pick up truck &drive you to the hotel. Then, they asked you if you wanted to burn with them, but you said you were already on Big Boy's shit. <3 You.

[supahdupahguy81]

Hoes on his dick coz he looks like the pope...

[johntaylor611]

great. 

[Underthecokesign]

2:22 LOL

[puppywuvsyou]

i like you andy! i LOVE your show i got your back for LIFE!

[poplpopl12345]

WHEN ARE YOU GOIN TO OVERDOSE ......BECAUSE I THINK THIS VIDEO IS LIKE A RED FLAG............BECAUSE I THINK IT MIGHT HELP YOUR CAREER......JUST KIDDING YOUR CAREEER IS OVER........NOT EVEN IF YOU DIED WITH YOUR COCK IN OBAMA'S MOUTH WHILE SHOOTING UP HERION WOULD ANYONE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU.........PLEASE KILL YOUR PRETENTIOUS NO TALENT HAVING ASS.......PLEASE .....AND PLEASE DONT NOT LEAVE YOUR SEED TO POLUTE THE WORLD........=^]

[poplpopl12345]

@poplpopl12345 THAT WAS A BIT HARSH I APOLOGIZE ........=/

[AK47ENT]

@poplpopl12345 your a complete loser

[b16ryder]

@poplpopl12345 dude really??? wtf??? im sure u have nothing personal against andy... whatta fucked up thing to say... u know just because of that u will get raped by a devils dick but i really hope u turn out alright ...

[LadyNecia]

@poplpopl12345

Question: Why are you watching Andy Milonakis videos if you don't like him?

Answer: Fred hasn't uploaded anything for you have wet dreams to.

[poplpopl12345]

@LadyNecia ur so dum u think thats insulting.......cuh if u knew me u wud noe this fact....

i dont hav trouble with my wet dreams.... :)

[DjBooyaaChrist]

@poplpopl12345 you have trouble with keyboards though?...

[hallal55]

well said man!

[MrDetroitmofo]

heroins a hell of a drug

[MrLogan487]

you obviously come from a broken home I guess it's not your fault you are this way its your God damn parents

[justsoINSANEone]

especially the assholes..

[vladenjefimov]

jews go to germany!

[DarasInferno]

@vladenjefimov smart remark. Maybe you will be that asshole that makes it inti heaven xD At least I wont see you in Germany

[DarasInferno]

@vladenjefimov smart remark. Maybe you will be that asshole that makes it in heaven xD At least I wont see you in Germany

[Zabroda92]

@vladenjefimov you're an imbecil sir, get help

[graffitilover8]

@vladenjefimov HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[bloodowners23]

r u really 34 year old

[MEANCRACKEN2]

i honestly still wish this dude made old andy milonakis show skits and what not. =( i dont care how stupid they were they use to have me rollin!!!

[HELLOKITTYCHICK321]

wow.......so im NOT the only one who thinks like this lol

[TheHunter14792]

LMAO the politically correct version "retards"

[tagsdu75]

va te cacher ******* on vois vrement se 2tonne de partout en étant *** on peut de venir connu c bien 2tonne soi encor plus ***

[smizsmaz86]

Andy, I've always loved you <33333333 you had me at i put peas on my head but dont call me a pea head!

[rico010589]

check out "physocological word play with no metronome'"

[nicealbert69]

i like it when u put peanutbutter in ur face and i dont like hateers 2 !

[Salience09]

LOL the retarded people, or the politically correct way "retards" LMAO

[ahen94]

haters gonna hate!

[Roccox5]

Andy always looks damned unhappy, like really depressed. Isnt it a good life looking

like a fat 14yo kid? Maybe not. Hope he get´s enough money out of his job.

[hatchettygoodnessis1]

Dude I fuckin love you, you are such a stoner lol, love the shades btw

[Mattdawson75]

"I don't go to your job and slap your mom's dick outta your mouth! HA!

....Get it? 'Cause you work at the 'sucking your mom's dick' store?"

LMFAO!!!!!!! You're over these kids heads. Keep making vids please!!

[josephr910]

@Mattdawson75 He's not a kid, he's 34 and has a growth disorder.

[ggandoand10]

STOP WASTING UR TIME MAKING THEESE GAY VIDEOS U QUEER

[hardelaphant]

@ggandoand10 hey fuck off you dumbass did you have a show on tv,no then shut the fuck up and go suck a fuck

[aideenicole15]

what the fuck u r a fucking fagg

[TheBabyangel11333]

Andy i love you and find you funny but, pease dont make fun of what youcall "retards" Its not nice at all and makes you look like a douche i take care of mentally and physically disabled kids, and they have fought and been through more pain than you ever have, so stop being a dick to disabled people, its not there fault! Joking or not

[GOff549]

@TheBabyangel11333 Shut up stop posting retarded comments.

[hxcXstfu]

its a little hazey in that room

[majorcomment]

thats called purgatory, for the dickheads and douchebags

[kauzdeshauses]

WTF he is 34

[jojo56ist]

DOOD STOND ANDY ANDY ANDY

[musicloveingstoner]

heys fucken stoned

[zilot]

nice rasta shirt

[SilverHarley32]

i fucking hate you mother fucker your a fucking ugly fat slob who needs to be fucked in the ass (with balls touching) and slammed into a cabnet door with no cereal. Your penis is the size of my ex girlfriends nigger box what in the ass fucker you smell like dick penis fuck you im callin you out mother fucker im going to fuck you in the butthole

[EvilBaby666]

@SilverHarley32 lol slight anger, chill out small child

[Calvieboo]

@SilverHarley32 how do u know what he smells like and how big his dick is and dude u sound like a complete homo nice..

[dj13calli]

@SilverHarley32 obviously ur not an adult or even come close to it if you talk like that.andy is even more mature than you.lol thats crazy

[majorcomment]

@SilverHarley32 woah ur cool just kidding i lied dont get ur hopes up

[TOA1928]

dude were u smokin pot in that video???

[zztopblue1]

LOL

[enriknaight]

u have fucking right, man!

[imtheone4ubabe]

lol andy, its okay that you put peanut butter on your face once in a while we understand that you were high, your so funny dude, im deff not a haterr