Sandusky Lawyer Gay Phone Sex Line Disaster

[MrCraigTheGreat]

What is it with all of these old white guys liking little boys?

[Pauly69s]

I'm gay but I SWEAR I LOVE Ana...))

[Laughtraxx]

"You must be 18 years old"

Sandusky: WTF is this shit?

[UsulPrincess]

Haha, Cenk "Wait, are we paying for that?"

[chevon1920]

Well, I'm sure child molestors don't get the creme of the crop lawyers.

[princessanna57]

O_O Ana's nose looks different!!! Anyone agree with me?

[DackIsBack]

*CALLS 1800-REALITY*

*fap fap fap*

[heyyy19]

Sandusky's lawyer reminds me of the stuttering lawyer in My Cousin Vinny.

[stonethugmusic]

ANA ANA ANA " DAMN YOU'RE HOT TODAY GIRL "

[metalsusa1]

1 800 REALITY is Jerry Sandusky's Second Mile business line.

[scottandrewhutchins]

800-VAGINAS

800-WET-CLIT

800-WET-CUNT

800-NIPPLES

800-GET-HARD

800-FUCK-YOU

800-ORGASMS

I bet they're all real...

[bond284]

The guy is worse that lionel hutz from the simpsons

[swedishfish2]

they should send him to Waziristan

[TekkaSage]

Skeptics: "Hmmm I believe it.." -dials number- "Well, that settles it." GUILTY!

[Rosalila]

love your shirt Ana!

[yfset8]

i thought see said "1-800-YAOI" lol

[pacemaker2point0]

Haha this is hilarious!

[tyrannosaurusinf14]

ana, how are you managing to look even more gorgeous every day?

[KOLTON545]

Funniest think ever lol

[kefkaROX]

"Bulging bursting pleasure".

Wow, really? Is that supposed to be arousing? Cause it's not.

[Renegadeproject]

deep down this lawyer wants to lose

[TurkiyeCumhurbaskani]

I love Ana's shirt

[pooyan6969]

The lawyer that went Full Retard...

[upabittoolate]

This is hilarious. But ultimately, his lawyer is a genius. He's setting up the most obvious case of malpractice in history in order to get his client off. Well played.

[pinkycheeks]

lol i felt uncomfortable listening to that

[TheAsymmetrical]

Oh god this is the funniest shit I've heard in a long time.

[yuukisama2001]

Of course his lawyer is a joke. He states that anything that Sandusky says is taken out of context. Really? So I guess him "poking a little" boy in the show with his one-eyed snake and then his explanation is taken out of context. Okay.

[theguitarczar]

@dramatish Yeah I know it's not really scripted, per se, but there is no way I'll ever be convinced they don't have a general idea of where the conversations go. They can't be faulted for this: TYT wouldn't have gotten to where they are without some sort of course for conversation. That being said, I'll take TYT over any mainstream news and all the right-wing fear-mongering every day.

[friendsofjeremy]

I don't understand the people who are mad he waived his right to the preliminary trial. They say because it was hard on the victims? It's not Sandusky's job to look out for the victims right now, his only job is to look out for himself. I don't condone what he did, I'm just saying since when is it his job to look out for them or make his case decisions based upon what's good for them?

[theindiekidable]

Who phones sex lines these days? It like who buys porno mags or videos...that's what the internet is for, if you so wish to see such things...

[Relyt22]

Lots of creepers in this thread.

[Johnwr61575]

I want to pull Ana's hair.

[Jay20782]

Did Ana get a nose job???????

[Silverlin212]

@Jay20782 YES! She got it done over the thanksgiving holiday.

[niriop]

Real life is always funnier than fiction...

[StoneTNo5]

lots of creepers commenting  lol

[BottleConcreteBlond]

I'm just surprised that porn lines still exist.

[SI3G3ANON]

Me Gusta Ana

[SelenePalemoon]

Did anyone else call the number? All I got was "the number I dialed is unavailable

[mnkittel]

Beyond awesome.

[Paulsasleepwalker]

I'm so fucking sick of hearing about Sandusky. He's a sickening pedo, send him to prison, there's bigger things in the world going on. And The Young Turks have done a good job not being over the top with it.

[celt67]

PLEASE TURN YOUR MIC'S UP. I keep having to increase the sound since you went to that new studio.

[DONLEOGON]

LOL, with a lawyer like that, who needs enemies.

[ibrahimmahmoud2000]

Yep

[macpduff]

ha ha. the Turks have done it again.

Another great take on news

[mchunuboy]

fail

[killerchipmunkattack]

damn ana has some really nice interesting clothes, I'd love 2 buy some of her clothes from her, she shud put them on ebay

[OriginalFeets]

Throw Sandusky in a tree chipper.

[sargetech]

Victim==D 0;Sandusky

[watchyourst3p]

damn... 40 seconds into the video and I couldn't tell what she was talking about. Anna looks so beautiful here today.

[theguitarczar]

It's difficult to laugh at anything to do with this, considering the fact so many boys were molested. And all you legalese filters can save it: Sandusky DID THINGS -we just don't know how much and how brutal. We're about to see this kind of thing flying out of many major institutions, I'm afraid. And just like Wall St., I think the more powerful the offender, the more likely the "authorities" will say it vital to not drag this out or some mumbo-jumbo.

[morosepoet]

@theguitarczar

We must look forward and not backward....I believe that is the new Orwelllian catchphrase. 

[theguitarczar]

That's why I like these guys. Even if that last line was scripted, it was done well. Ana, "....where do they find these guys?" Cenk, "Probably 1-800-REALITY," in reply.

[dramatish]

@theguitarczar you know there is no script on tyt...right?

[SSJ3Ulcer]

Nice blouse, Ana. :)

(not being sarcastic)

[LiBlub1]

This is too fucking perfect xD

[MaceMeetFace]

Here's the strategy...:

"I hate the man so much that I couldn't stand the idea of him having a good lawyer that might get him out of this mess. So I made the ultimate sacrifice to defend Sandusky with intentionally useless lawyer-ing in order to ensure that he got a conviction.

I am Joe Amendola, and I could not in all good consciousness defend this man. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must return home. My planet needs me."

Then he'll put on a cape and fly through the sun.

[jwilla11]

@MaceMeetFace lmao

[nismojutsu]

"bulging buster pleasure," need we say more...

[daggakid90]

how did he find this guy?

probably at 1-800-reality

lmao classic

[mert828]

He looked in the NAMBLA phone book.

[daggakid90]

what a dumbass

[shittyfagg]

Mike McQueery?

No, actually, no. Forget it, I'm not doing this.

[Dominuce]

you have to be shitting me

LMFAO

[chestveeg]

I wonder if Sandusky is gay or is it a power trip type of thing. I wonder if he enjoys emasculating boys or is it purely a gay sex petiphilia thing.

[Nemesis000000]

Oh come on it was just a quip no way he could know. It's like someone saying "welcome to uglytown, population: you" or "you need to drink some shutup juice" or "w w w dot i dont give a shit dot com"

[dramatish]

@Nemesis000000 you that 1-800.reality line wasnt he siad of the top of his head ..it was a punchline he thought about and wanted to deliver ....SO: AT. LEAsT. CHECK

[Nemesis000000]

@dramatish I doubt he thought about it beforehand, the call 1-800-something joke is the very kind that's almost always in the moment

[like2seeit86]

LOL...no wonder Sandusky picked this guy as he's lawyer !

[regemo]

Sad that so many comments focus on Sandusky's sexual orientation, instead of the fact that he is a child molester. Like people are looking at a child molester differently if he molested girls rather than boys? O.o Really?!

[yomumisminging]

Ana is the definition of an "office 10"

[xxcrossed]

RONFLMAO !

[Friedstuffsable]

Him & Sandusky both are in NAMBLA. They tell "Stories" to get each other hard. The lawyer is infatuated by Sandusky's "Sliding in the shower horseplay stories" Look at that snaggle toothed fuckin' perv Sandusky. I bet he has had that fucked up mouth on all kinds of places it didn't belong.

[XxLinkFookedZeldaxX]

"Mike Mcqueery" Heh.

[blueboyblue]

Sandusky actually made a mistake. If these people had told their story now, they would have poor out all their emotions. Which means during the trial where is counts, they emotions are going to be muted, having already told their story once before. The Evidence Hearing determines if there is enough evidence to continue, and there is. But in the trial is where it counts. You're right, the guy has idiots representing him, which is OK by me.

[dsquaredmlg]

from now on, everyone thumbs down and flag for spam talking about

1. how good ana looks today

2. how much you like how her shirt looks

3. how much you like that her shirt shows a tiny bit of cleavage

4. how much you like her hair

5. how much you love ana

we get it...you're not getting any pussy...that isn't helping

[MrHav1k]

@dsquaredmlg

Your faggot ass is still around. GTFO cunt

[dsquaredmlg]

@MrHav1k bro i'm sorry you aren't getting any pussy...don't be mad

[MrHav1k]

@dsquaredmlg

You know how you can tell someone isn't getting pussy?

They're making retarded fucking jokes about other people not getting pussy.

[dsquaredmlg]

@MrHav1k it's okay bro...you're gonna be alright...

[MrHav1k]

This has to be the biggest fail of all time

[BeautyBoyTV]

Dear people who KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE SET:

Believe it or not, this is what is called a transition. People are working on it. They don't need your input, so shut the fuck up, genius. Unless you're a formidable set designer and can offer them actual assistance, please stop fucking commenting this shit.

[ohmywhodat]

That's a very complimentary top you have on Ana! Me likey!

[310Sole]

@ohmywhodat im with you on that bro..u noticed the skin-tone-colored part of her top? yeah, very much like a see-thru. ;-)

[Pianoblacks]

@ohmywhodat anyone else read "Anal Me Likey?"

[wetdream09]

@ohmywhodat its kinda ugly. lol

[TheCreeperhunter]

My aunt is a lawyer. I'm glad she hasn't seen this story because if she did, her head would probably explode....

[spaik007]

tyt you guys are the bäst

[JohnPorkLord]

Joe Amendola is probably just luring the prosecution into a false sense of security. It's pretty advanced stuff I learned about in law school.

[395235]

Looks like she's been thinking about it for a while now too, found this tweet of hers dated 8:07 PM Apr 15th, 2010:

Dr. 90210 on the show today, and convinced me not to get a nose job. I like my great big Armo nose.

I guess if it makes her happy and more confident, then good for her.

[395235]

Holy crap she did get a nose job didn't she!?! When she went to "mexico" for vacation or wherever it was for a week I joked around how she was probably actually getting some surgury done, though I think I said a boob job, so it looks like I was partially right! haha, I didn't even notice either! You look nice Ana. Now.. NO MOAR! You look perfect as you are already!! =)

[RapingRapier]

@395235 called makeup

[395235]

@RapingRapier Nope. Look at older videos and you'll see the sideview shape of her nose is totally different. Her nose from the front is a lot more thinner too. That sir is a nose job. Nothing wrong with it, she looks good.

[RapingRapier]

@395235 called makeup

[395235]

@Silverlin212 Yup, here's a good example from the frontview. The difference is more apparent when she's looking down as can seen comparing 0:04 from watch?v=cel_zxqQrnY

to her on sept 23, 2011:

0:19 from watch?v=Z-oKaHrkR-g

So she got it really recently, it wasn't when she was gone for like a week at least a few months ago like I was thinking.

[Silverlin212]

@395235 She got it done over the thanksgiving holiday. Yeah her nose is thinner at the front and has a little bit more of a dip from the profile. It is actually pretty nicely done because it is so rather subtle. I guess she was hoping no one would notice, and in a sense she was mostly right. But we'll expose nosejobgate lol

[395235]

@Silverlin212 haha it's funny how subtle it was actually done, people lately have been like damn ana is looking finneeee, is it her hair? must be her dress she's wearing, and like hardly anybody's noticed, myself included until someone else pointed it out the other day. ONE person made a comment about it out of 3 full pages of comments, that's a pretty damn good ratio for keeping it on the downlow, considering how much guys salivate over ana haha, myself included!

[395235]

@395235 and all I can say is her doctor did a DAMN good job, that's the way it's supposed to be, where people hardly even notice, while at the same time you look good.

[killerchipmunkattack]

@395235 If she got a nose job, she needs to get her money back, it luks jus as big to me. But i dont think gurls wif big noses are ugly anyway, gisele bundchen's nose is kinda big and she's hot

[AndrewMatt16]

This reminds me of 1-800-EAT-DUST.

[raritanrocks]

This guy is the worst lawyer EVER he put his client on the phone with reporters, then does this, Sandusky got the representation he deserves.

[RustyCyler]

Ana's lookin good today...

[Cptstarcrunch1]

Karma is most definate a ironic bitch isnt she lmao

[kurd55]

Football. Yeah, that's where we all should look for role models.

[im1shak1biotches]

That line just became the biggest phone line in history! Damn San, get you and your lawyer's shit together!!!

[395235]

LITERALLY

[XxMzt4RVLCNRYxX]

why is sandusky a child molester??? can doctors examine this sick fuck...come on now...

[sajm4315]

LOL!!!

[Huskers1091]

Admit it. You just grabbed your phone to call 1-800-REALITY.

[ganuenen]

is part of anna's shirt see thru, giving a great side boob?!?!

[blackrobe2007]

Ana is hot.

[AlexMercersRevenge]

TYT U needs to make their shows luder, u ASUS users can barely hear your videos. "like" if you agree.

[NeccoWecco]

@AlexMercersRevenge Or just turn up your volume.

[bossmarion]

I want Anna so hard. The new studio lighting SUCKS for Cenk but Anna is looking so good I can't take it.

[Voodooray007]

Who pays for phone sex?

[DaFawky]

@Voodooray007 Who's able to masturbate and then ejaculate over phone sex???

[AlexPanzerADT]

@Voodooray007 Men who breathe heavily into the phone do

[Suzaku000]

@Voodooray007

People who don't know what the internet is.

[trier4952]

@Voodooray007 those who don't know how to Google search Free Porn

[steelalive2011]

@Voodooray007 THE PUBLIC TREASURY!! ALSO WHEN YOU SUE THE GOVERNMENT, THEY DON'T CARE BECAUSE THEY ARE USING THE PUBLIC'S UNLIMITED FUNDS TO BUY YOU OUT OF YOUR LAWSUIT! EASY!!

[Voodooray007]

@steelalive2011 10 to 2 bro, 10 to 2.

[thoostorm4]

@Voodooray007 sanduskeys lawter moron

[Voodooray007]

@thoostorm4 I guess you're a moron too if you drop out from school (lawter).

[rumraket38]

Being 12, 14, 16, 18, 20, 50 or 150 for that matter and finding a woman attractive isn't a crime.

[capucchan8]

maybe 1800-reality is paying for Sandusky's defense

[monkasiamusic]

Wait what happened? I couldn't stop looking at Ana.

[dangerouslytalented]

I know how it happened, he got his lawyer from the National Association for Marlon Brando Look Alikes... (southpark reference)

[chadscab97321]

Nice, the last thing I wanted was Jerry Sandusky to hire a Johnny Cochran ( O.J. Simpson's highpowered lawyer, I know he's dead now but still this Rapo deserved a crap defense cuz there's No defense for these acts!!)

[OcularPolitics]

you couldn't write that in a show and not be super fake O_o

reality is stranger xD

[pablo750]

I love the ana's face at 0:00......... i dont want to play the video yet. Mamy

[therrydicule]

@pablo750 Play it! Play it! Just play it!

[clockworkscott]

hearing ana say "bulging, bursting pleasure" was about as good as i thought it'd be. pretty fucking good. 

[porterwake]

Does every retard like Sandusky's lawyer or Gingrich always talk with their arms out.

[morosepoet]

No comment on Glenn Beck's rally sharing a name with a gay porn website?

[Murdock129]

@morosepoet It's Glenn Beck, this is The Young Turks, their like the complete opposites, Glenn Beck's a ridiculous semi-insane vile human being who incredibly rarely speaks the truth and when he does it's a twisted version of it to fit his Republican masters, the Young Turks are an unbiased, fair and no bullshit show about politics where the truth is stated, it's understandable people don't want to mention both in the same sentence

[morosepoet]

@Murdock129

I agree that Beck is deplorable and that TYT does very well on their broadcasts...I just think it is funny that Beck had another get rich quick scheme he is hoodwinking his followers on and it happens to share the name of a porn studio. Capiche? I was not praising Glenn Beck, he makes me sick.

[asdfxcxv]

1-800-REALITY turned me into a gay.

[HazelCarter287]

You had me at the title, TYT.

[Gabizzle3]

Click Here for More Ana

TYT knows what we want. <3

[killerchipmunkattack]

It's way too dark! The set looks unprofessional wif this lighting, please make it brighter!

[neirad537]

@killerchipmunkattack Actually it look more intimate, more cinematic, less TV like. The biggest problem I see is with the white balance between the different cameras, maybe they use different type of camera creating a little bit of problem matching them all.

[TheRatchetkid]

Hes name is McQueer?

[kevinkelly262]

Lighting-wise, look at 2:48. On the right side of Cenk's face (left side of frame) the kicker light behind him is blowing out the side of his face to totally white highlights. On the other side of his face and neck, between his chin and his shirt, the shadow is 100% black. To me, this is way too contrasty and way to moody for a talkshow like this.

Also, cheer up the graphics on the screens a little, AND if you could, put up more static graphics. They're distracting.

[jessZ101]

i really dont like the new lighting, its too dark :S

[dEdGrimley]

@jessZ101

If you watch it on current, it's too bright. It's because they're using HD cameras here, and SD cameras for TV. HD cameras need a lot less light. The set/show is lit for TV.

[MustGetStronger]

@jessZ101 its sexual, i bet they fuck every day there

[PizzahutCrocodile]

what's with the artsy lighting?

[cloudstone123]

I realize what the lawyer was trying to do by giving the number but this is hilarious and so damaging.

[kevinkelly262]

Do not like this lighting, at all. Way to dark and moody. This is how you would light a moody scene in a narrative film, not a talk show. Take the blue and purple gels off those highlight lights. Also, those curtains are too dark, and the three lights on top of the "metal" beams in the background look like candles.

Just very odd. Also, lighting on Ana is too soft and it looks almost like she's shot through a cheesy softening filter. This literally is how Glamour Shots lights & shoots.

[MrFreeCookie]

DISASTER.

[StanOfGB]

Win.

[loosespleef]

It's the dimmed lighting, along with her hair flowing down and darkened background which is providing the ambiance that is giving Ana her glow.

At the same time, you got to admit, even Cenk is looking good. :)

[emmmanueeel]

It`s too hard to resiste the need to lick Ana pussy!

[BarbaraJD]

@FxOxC Yep. Easily solved if TYT stuck to political news (Young Turks was a political movement....) instead of inserting stories that are sensational and/or sexual, made more sensational by the way they are discussed. The underagers that love making crude comments would then eventually go elsewhere. Wishful thinking....

[michaelNYC1024]

I think I see a boob

[Kjameson75]

cenk has some sweet tits

[Silverlin212]

Ana, kudos for the nosejob! Not only would I like to cum on your tits, I'd like to cum on your face as well now.

[TheVladimere9]

nerdy perves

[themiddleman009]

boobs...am I on the top comments now?

[FxOxC]

Alot of 12 year olds watching TYT again!!! o_0

[inademv]

@FxOxC What is "alot"?