@TheRealZenJax ... ARE you talking to me? first of all, I'm not Blonde! I have brown hair. and you can call me a Bitch! but really? does that help?! NO!
i work at burger king and this actually happened 2 me but different i'll be like "hi,welcome 2 burger king;wat would u like 2 eat?"Man:(sreams)I WANT A WHOOPER!FRENCH FRIES!AND A SHAKE! Me:WTF!?sir,did u say u want whip her?Man:NO!I SAID I WANT A WHOOPER,FRENCH FRIES,AND A SHAKE!!!! Me:ok?i got it now drive around (later)Me:hi,welcome to burger king;wat would u like 2 eat?Woman:(whispers)i want a big mac and a diet coke. Me:excuse me,we dont sell big mac's Woman:r u single?Me:ok?DRIVE AROUND!X3
the problem with his comedy is that it's bipolar. it's funny, then not, then mildly unfunny, then even less funny, then extremely funny, then soul-crushingly depressing.
the problem with his comedy is that it's bipolar. it's funny, then not, then mildly unfunny, then even less funny, then extremely funny, then soul-crushingly depressing.
WHY CAN'T ANYONE JUST PUT THE FRIGGIN VIDEO ON YT?!?!
cindymilt 1 month ago
@cindymilt probably cuz then no one would buy the dvd if they could just watch it free on the internet :/
TheRealZenJax 3 weeks ago
@TheRealZenJax I. Dont. Care 'bout it
cindymilt 3 weeks ago
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TheRealZenJax 3 weeks ago
@TheRealZenJax ... ARE you talking to me? first of all, I'm not Blonde! I have brown hair. and you can call me a Bitch! but really? does that help?! NO!
cindymilt 2 weeks ago
@cindymilt k then sorry-_-
TheRealZenJax 2 weeks ago
5 persons do not understand english
IdaTouch 2 months ago
@IdaTouch moron
stephanieCR7 2 months ago
Where do you go? You follow the one fucking road you're on to me!
TeamWFC 3 months ago
sweet and sour sauce on my pussyyy
TortillaPro 4 months ago
WHOPPER NO ONIONS!
detallion 5 months ago 3
large fri mother fucker ha funny as hell
TheLucas45621 5 months ago
whooopppper, whooper no onions!!
MyAustin25 6 months ago
WHOPPER!
MaximumSpazzitude 6 months ago 4
I loooove Dane Cook. (:
haleyalexaa 7 months ago
I'm Hank
gzech7 7 months ago
And Dane was right his (Step) Brother was indeed a d1ck...and a criminal!
Sandbagger300 7 months ago
Where do I go?
flutterbutter98 7 months ago 3
Whoever disliked this didn't get their pickles...
Warriorprincess1996 7 months ago 12
i work at burger king and this actually happened 2 me but different i'll be like "hi,welcome 2 burger king;wat would u like 2 eat?"Man:(sreams)I WANT A WHOOPER!FRENCH FRIES!AND A SHAKE! Me:WTF!?sir,did u say u want whip her?Man:NO!I SAID I WANT A WHOOPER,FRENCH FRIES,AND A SHAKE!!!! Me:ok?i got it now drive around (later)Me:hi,welcome to burger king;wat would u like 2 eat?Woman:(whispers)i want a big mac and a diet coke. Me:excuse me,we dont sell big mac's Woman:r u single?Me:ok?DRIVE AROUND!X3
ilovemarvinmartian64 8 months ago 9
the problem with his comedy is that it's bipolar. it's funny, then not, then mildly unfunny, then even less funny, then extremely funny, then soul-crushingly depressing.
Wireless1016 8 months ago
the problem with his comedy is that it's bipolar. it's funny, then not, then mildly unfunny, then even less funny, then extremely funny, then soul-crushingly depressing.
Wireless1016 8 months ago 3
lmao!
yes no... cheese..
overdrive657 8 months ago
where do i go? hahaha
17mushalko 8 months ago
Four people didn't find the Whopper Lair. D:
FluffehBacon 8 months ago 2
he thought he WAS the burger king!
mloft11 8 months ago
Who loves burger king, cuz i think it suckz shit!
MaxRoiDuFax1 8 months ago
Whopper Lair... (;
ToxicLuvver12 8 months ago
3 people didnt find the man in the poncho names Hank...):
imbored969088 9 months ago
LARGE FRI MUTHHHAFUKKA!
Xmateo916x 9 months ago
i almost cryd the frist time i heard this in laughter XD
GetCrunckJOE14 9 months ago
I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!
Wolfzwhisper 9 months ago
LOL!!
AND THE PICKLES!!
Wolfzwhisper 9 months ago
i'm 11
hippiepeacechick1970 9 months ago
@hippiepeacechick1970 WOOPDEEDOO
789pup 9 months ago
wait i'm confused?... I didn't find any of this funny at all? Was it suppose to be? Huh?
californie 10 months ago
@californie Dane Cook, he's a comedian. He uses a lot of physical motions that make people laugh too. His facial expressions too.
ShinyEeveeification 9 months ago
LMAO
dogdayzz11 10 months ago
2 people got stuck in drive thru
hotstud789 11 months ago
Large fry mother f*cka!!! I can't hear you Burger King! Are You ready to rock BK broila?!
Lol, made my life
princess13310 11 months ago
large fry motha fu(ka!!
bleedmetal69 1 year ago
2 people have sweet & sour sauce on their pu**y
NObama28 1 year ago
a guy in a yellow poncho his name is hank
JizzInUrMouth22 1 year ago
LARDGE FRIES MOTHAFUCKA!!!!! I CANT HEAR YOU BURGERKING!!!
frenchiejr00 1 year ago 5
omfg i need a new pair of pants xD
wizardlover1998 1 year ago
no butt seeds
wikedhatchet4 1 year ago
i love dane coook, he's so funnny.
feliciaerin20 1 year ago 2
1 guy also thought he was the real burger king......
dragonforce453 1 year ago
XD LOL! Dane Cook is a comedy genius!
starzrule7 1 year ago
funny as shit
Big12SEC 1 year ago
WHOOPEERR!!!! WHOPPPER!!!! NO !! ONION!!!
GG100FDZ 1 year ago 4
this niggas goood
sneakattack1000 1 year ago
some extra pickle-y pickles...
JackieMoMackie 1 year ago
its funny the first time and gets less and less
stuff60063 1 year ago
pickles on my pickles!
babalaba10 1 year ago
i love this one, sooooooooo great....laaaaaarge fryy maaafuckkker
dadezbombz 1 year ago
LOL- I work at "The BK Lounge" and this shit happens to me all the time! I would also rather hear yelling than MOUSE SPEAK.
mediate27 1 year ago
love this! :D
awesomeroxy 1 year ago
Hahahaah, SOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY! "Sweet and Sour sauce on my P****" Hahahahaha.
cryssylovesgage 1 year ago
Hank :P
liceman021 1 year ago
i want some pickles on my pickles......
some pickly-pickles
extra cheesy pickles......
exteremeJUGGERNAUT 1 year ago
u mean under ages 12 because u r 12 stupid whats the real age
born2ki1184 1 year ago
where do i go?
iselin90 1 year ago
lmfao! umm how much??.. umm cheez? lmfao!
haystack121 1 year ago
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Dane Cook Fucin Sucks
BJkid3 1 year ago
@BJkid3 then don't listen to him jackass
Xxlive4soccerxX 1 year ago
chicken tenders....sweet sour sauce on my pussy......
ECdeadly44 1 year ago 2
Ok Skid Row??
Shizznit199 1 year ago
halarious
bbkoko10 1 year ago
This is sooooooo funny
tatorbugs1234 1 year ago
haha where do i go?
miranda55g 1 year ago
whooper whooper without onions
ryanrocks987 2 years ago
Chicken Tenders]
sweet sour sauce on my pussy
WHOOPER!!!!!!
WHOOPER NO ONIONS!!!!!!!
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BK BOILER!
GuitarHero43701 2 years ago
u got 10min or we take ur food
mycurse67 2 years ago
this guy is as funny as sh@1
JasonWilkowski 2 years ago 76
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BonesIIII 2 years ago
LARGE FRIES MUVERFUCKER! I CANT HEAR YOU BURGER KING? ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BK BROTHER?
SWEET SAUCE ON MY PUSSY! :L rofl
NewYorkDontLoveMe 2 years ago 2
is it bk brother? i thought he said bk broiler
GRAFFREVIEWS 2 years ago
yer, i thought he sed brother but broiler sounds more accurate :)
NewYorkDontLoveMe 2 years ago
2:24 Best. Ever.
rvgilmer 2 years ago
pretty fukin funny but wis it was a video but good
mint640 2 years ago 58
funny ass stuff
MetsnCowboys10 3 years ago 3