Hack Promo film alluding to the fact that even HE knows 99% of sentient beings feel the urge to batter him to death with blunt implements, but I went to school with the smug little twat and I am pretty sure this actually happened to him on a couple of occasions in the changing rooms at William Ellis School. Even then he had no friends and alienated people....Well, who needs to know common plebs when daddy is Lord Young ?? Also....NO respeck to Simon Pegg for playing him in that lame-ass film
I know it's fake, but like the very best pornography, it doesn't detract at all and I'm still going to masturbate furiously to this every day. I hate Toby Young and he may think he's being awfully clever and urbane posting this on his blog, but he's not. He's just making me have lots of lovely orgasms imagining his stupid head being stoved in with sporting goods.
He's not beating him up because he dislikes the book it's because he read the book and lost all his friends and became an asshole and that's why he's beaten him up ( the book being: How to lose friends and alienate people).
Hack Promo film alluding to the fact that even HE knows 99% of sentient beings feel the urge to batter him to death with blunt implements, but I went to school with the smug little twat and I am pretty sure this actually happened to him on a couple of occasions in the changing rooms at William Ellis School. Even then he had no friends and alienated people....Well, who needs to know common plebs when daddy is Lord Young ?? Also....NO respeck to Simon Pegg for playing him in that lame-ass film
Hack Promo film alluding to the fact that even HE knows 99% of sentient beings feel the urge to batter him to death with blunt implements, but I went to school with the smug little twat and I am pretty sure this actually happened to him on a couple of occasions in the changing rooms at William Ellis School. Even then he had no friends and alienated people....Well, who needs to know common plebs when daddy is Lord Young ?? Also....NO respeck to Simon Pegg for playing him in that lame-ass film
Rickski65 10 months ago
I know it's fake, but like the very best pornography, it doesn't detract at all and I'm still going to masturbate furiously to this every day. I hate Toby Young and he may think he's being awfully clever and urbane posting this on his blog, but he's not. He's just making me have lots of lovely orgasms imagining his stupid head being stoved in with sporting goods.
Thanks T-man!
TheLaughingCavalier 1 year ago
Ha! I remember seeing this on Youngs blog. I think this is what made me buy his book. It certainly makes you wonder...
SCHU50 2 years ago
is this real or something?
fenderozzman 2 years ago
that should have been in the film ...some how i dono lol
daniellesealey 3 years ago
lol
agile1111 3 years ago
......wow ummmmm fail? think before you type.
eldencolt123 3 years ago
He's not beating him up because he dislikes the book it's because he read the book and lost all his friends and became an asshole and that's why he's beaten him up ( the book being: How to lose friends and alienate people).
thebitcher01 3 years ago
Oh, I see. Actually I didn't know what it was about. I posted it and cooked a description up for that.
gamblerpete 3 years ago
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Hack Promo film alluding to the fact that even HE knows 99% of sentient beings feel the urge to batter him to death with blunt implements, but I went to school with the smug little twat and I am pretty sure this actually happened to him on a couple of occasions in the changing rooms at William Ellis School. Even then he had no friends and alienated people....Well, who needs to know common plebs when daddy is Lord Young ?? Also....NO respeck to Simon Pegg for playing him in that lame-ass film
Rickski65 10 months ago