john Heffron "we gotta go girl"

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Youtube's audio transcribing is funnier

[crazybutaw3s0m3]

this quality is AMAZING!! -.-

[elemental12345678900]

is it me or does this dude`s voice sound A LOT like James Franco?

[westkjeremy77]

wow...didn't laugh once. what do you people see in this guy?

[JG129]

Holy shit that kick was sick !!!

[taleahj]

i saw him a few weeks ago here in Philadelphia

[TheRenagadesaint]

wow! whatta kick...

[gretchnen]

kathleen madigan is so much funnier!

[khazal12]

that kick was too awesome for a stand up comic :)

[PrisonCipher]

Seriously, that kick was nice....

[ESCAPEDCONVICT01]

that kick was pretty damn impressive lol

[kayele]

@ESCAPEDCONVICT01

lol!!! Hey wanna dance?...lol

[TheTeabagCoalition]

pretty good on joe rogan podcast tonight. pretty good. def hard worker.  need some chron thou

[Loserxjinx]

"When girls are at the bars they are like Marines."

hahha! Semper Fi :)

[veronicachic]

i honestly did not stop laughing for the past hour during his show "middle class funny"

[BigR1221]

that kick was good! haha

[jsh4drum]

haha!! nice kick at 3:36

[locrian44]

this guy is a fucking lagend!

pure legend!

[Genericname78]

Ah, back when Last Comic Standing was funny...

[DirectQuestion]

Wow. This is so disgusting.

[SeanIacono]

this is hilarious does remind me of DC tho

[meganmidkiff]

I love him!

[karladragon]

lulz

[archgaull]

who gives a shit who steals what? seriously, if u think there is a new joke ever, your wrong

[TheRockHBKfan]

This guy is the best! :D

[Dallasblows20]

i think john heffron stole a joke from dane cook. almost exactly the same. danes joke is like when ur talking to one girl and theres always that one girl who wants to leave (hence the we gotta go girl). plus he also mentions they dont leave anyone behind. just about everything. i dont even like dane cook very much anymore. kinda grew out of him. but i swear this is definitely his joke!!!

[codybunton]

considering Dane Cook has been known to steal jokes from the likes of Bill Cosby, I think he deserves it.

[Dallasblows20]

@codybunton ive heard about him maybe stealing jokes, but are you sure he stole from cosby? I know mencia did but didnt hear cook.

[eagle00108]

he has such a good kick on him, hahah

[Tms0546]

he not even funny main

[Kingslax15]

I was a party hoping lastnight and I was the victom of a we got to go girl. I put some serious party equidy in this one.

[elricfreak13]

he used to live a couple houses down from me, i watched his dogs when he would be gone lol

[GeetarAdam]

This was like John Heffron-Lite. Same jokes but the delivery was way better in the gig I saw. He was trying to squeeze too much into too little time, and that betrays his style.

[GeetarAdam]

He makes a lot of old-guy jokes.  How old is he?

[djphatd]

He is 61

[daveheffron]

Go John best of luck on your career

dave

[Tlust85]

I frickin' LOVE this guy.

"Oh yea! Get down! What are you Crazy?!?"

Too funny. :-)

[warriorkb5]

i saw him too. i loved the i cant breathe part of his act

[slipknotmag1492yahoo]

funny shit

[PuppyChub2483]

i saw him last nigh so funny

[castma83]

I saw him on Comedy Central last night....& this is soooo true about the "We Gotta go Girl".

[ejwizy99]

he is one of my favorite comedians

[yellosno432]

he's wicked funny but talks like he's partially retarded but really funny. probaly nervous

[Heffronisaskook]

haha, im related to him

[pesser]

well is he retarded or not lol

[dirttrackboy2009]

his delivery is out of this world

[Mr96tears]

"We Gotta Go Girl" aka  "The C*ckblocker". Funny stuff.

[mahler25]

Great stuff John!

[jenbona]

This is so me. Thank you for posting this! I've been looking for it everywhere!

[piratesandrebels]

haha omg we are the like marines:S ahaha so funny

[ladyvyyeah]

lmfao@bar equity...

[arak2004]

can someone post his " I cant breathe" bit? anyone with brothers will find it hysterical!

[PomLuvinMaxEvans]

saw him at the improv a few years ago--most of his jokes remind me of my dad!! LOL!!

~POM~

**VERY Funny guy**

[1divaaa]

"bar equity"...fking hysterical

[LooneyLopez]

i saw this guys skit once and i never knew he was in last comic standing he was born to do this

[tinkerbelliana]

hahahaha! I love it! I'm totally the "we gotta go girl"

[glaceauu]

He talks like he's drunk, but I love it. It makes him even funnier :)

[FCKCPH]

LOL he's so funny.

[stressedcharmed]

we gotta go girl.

wow this guys awesomely funny :)

[iTsFaTe101]

"Hey, wanna dance!?"

*super awesome kick*

I just about lost myself at that part. Hilarious.

[JEREMYJAMESRICHARDS]

funny mutha humpah! His wife was just kicked off America's toughest jobs tho!

[castellanor]

is this before or after his comedy central presents show?

[ultimalott]

that is so true about girls not leaving a club without everyone together. Funny stuff

[kittyjuliette]

lol not always dude

[musicwarrior]

The greatest routine in Last Comic Standing history.

[darkcanuck]

meh. nothing special.

[0oolindsayoo0]

sooooo glad he won! he was hilarious !

and very cute!

[mico2020]

i think he is ok but still alnozo is way better

[Jowind]

jay mohr i miss you the black guy scares me

[TimDJ84]

the we gotta go girl...haha that is so fuckin true

[MeaganWriter30]

OMG, he is SO funny!!! hahaha

[rugbygurl11]

he's gorgeous...so happy he won

[mhh100]

one word: BEST.

[sgkidd]

Best comic of our time right there.

[GTASRayXCoolX]

so true.

[nadiaw83]

hes hilarious. love the accent where is it from?

[CaptZappBrannigan]

Detroit - specifically Royal Oak IIRC.

[eaton1012]

lol love this shit.

[JigsawMaster]

i gotta see that again.

[arivonmilhouse]

lol pretty funny.

[MonkeyJoe92]

Awesome!

He's so funny!

[superpinger]

Heffron owns

[NIKKIDD]

John is a great, I just love him