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  • Hope Columbiana evolves into a franchise. Love these female kickass movies. Fun day at the movies.

  • these guys are sooooo bad - back to Jeremy Jahns me thinks...

  • This, movie was deep and very good people just hating

  • This movie sucked so hard how can u have even watched it uuggghhh it's sucks

  • this movie is garbage, doesn't even depict Bogota accurately, the movie claims Bogota is a hot jungle town on some hills. Bogota in reality is quite cold, very modern and in the Andes mountains. I've been there twice now.

  • WHAT KIND OF A REVIEW IS THIS -- 0:26 an assasin with a heart of gold , maybe , urrm , I dont know .. YEAH NICE START at least shes pretty and COLOMBIANA has to be worst title i ever seen lol Why does the cia and cop have an accent . cos not everyone comes from usa DUMBASS.. And mcdonalds over british food PLEASE FUCK OFF :)

  • Who ease thinks that the blonde guy, sitting next to the redhead was cute?! lol

  • This movie was boring, and I'm European

  • it was an alright movie

  • i enjoyed Mexican Kill Bill.....also WHY WERE HER NIPPLES HARD THE WHOLE MOVIE????

  • @Ruldolphmaker

    Dood, she's..Colombian. That's kinda spoile din the title, you know.

  • @unabomberman yes but mexican sounds better Coumbian Kill Bill sounds long and not funny correct?

  • @Ruldolphmaker

    Dude, I'm Mexican and I don't see how it is *funnier* to slap that in there instead of the correct "Colombian." Though humor is a subjective thing and thus you are entitled to find it wherever you wish.

  • @unabomberman fine from now on we shall call it SPANISH kill bill

  • Colombiana? It should be called Mexicana.

  • What did the engineer think of the film?

  • Have you ever been to Bogota at least once in your life??? I was born and live here, and I have a profession, a job, a family, and a social and cultural life. This kind of movies is insulting and is the reason why turists that arrive to Bogota feel surprised that it's a normal city and ask ridiculous questions or act in an stupid and totally inappropriate way. Continue making a fool of yourselves in your trips around the world, you ignorants!

  • I truly appreciate how much work went into this episode (this is my first WTF review) but your whole crew has gotten complacent. This show sounds like silly people with too much time on their hands talking about fims like amateurs. Nothing about the acting, the music, the editing, the cinematography, the plot twists, decent comparison to other movies in the same genre, instead all we got was a cheesy nod to lean that we already knew about. Please review movies in genres you know something about.

  • @sosyrus

    So, basically, people should cater to whatever stupid rules you make up and refrain from having a show on the internet, which is on demand by the way, in case they do not fulfill them?

  • @unabomberman : all im saying is try harder to do a good job or leave it alone. is that too much to ask after i took the time to watch the show to hear a good review, i expected ppl with such resources to be profesional. If the show is not a serious one then please state as much and avoid wasting ppls time.

  • @sosyrus

    Yes. It is too much to ask. You are not dealing with pretentious filmschool people or stuck up critics, even if they do happen to actually criticize freaking movies for a living.

    People like you are whiners. The show is on the demand, if you don't like it you can go just not watch it instead of whining about something that is essentially subjective.

  • @unabomberman : I guess there is no room for improvement and the critics cant take constructive criticism. ironic . I have seen Colombiana and it's actually good fun. I have not whined, just asked for higher standards and a more intellectual perspective neither of which you meet. you on the other hand have whined a lot because I asked for better than foolish talk aimed at 12 year olds. On demand? I see it gone to someones head, keep selecting opinions and dont recognize my own demand.

  • @sosyrus

    Cut the moral highground bullshit. You are whining b/c you seem to expect academic reasoning of a movie where a bunch of people are merely talking over one another. What is really sad is that according to you there should be a standard for criticism on the fucking internet now so as not sound "amateurish." How self centered can you get about something so damned subjective?

  • @unabomberman : I dont think you realize how many young people you can influence with good judgement. Yes it's the internet BUT some ppl do look to you for guidance. If thats a responsibility you wont accept then thats your choice, but to say i'm being too picky....is not to recognize any opinion other than yours. That says a lot about people who "review" other peoples' work. I keep replying cos i keep hoping you will get the point im making, but thats ok if you dont , it's your show. nuff said.

  • @sosyrus

    My show? Dude, I'm not even associated with TYT. I dunno why you would think that.

    Either way, there are places and there are places. To vouch for a system that excludes folk based on their film know-how is dumb within the context of this particular show, given its particular format.

  • @sosyrus

    So, basically, people should cater to whatever stupid rules you make up and refrain from having a show on the internet, which is on demand by the way, in case they do not fulfill them? Wow, now *that's* solid reasoning.

  • If you have an action film were the protagonist is female, get a woman who looks athletic enough to play the part in a believable fashion. While Zoe is pretty, she isn't at all believable in a role that requires pretty impressive physical feats. She has that supermodel anorexic look, where she is so devoid of muscle tone that no one will buy her lifting up a heft high caliber gun. There are excellent athletic physical specimens who can play this role BELIEVABLY - like Jessica Biel

  • How to be Xena: Make a inappropriately loud squeal and flip in the air 30ft off the ground. Seriously Xena sucks. This movie doesnt try to be funny it trys to make the characters stay in character. She only cares about killing and being on time, so why would she change clothes when she knows she doesnt have time to? Shes in her underwear oh no, shes in a school girl uniform=ridiculous? Ugh theyre not using common sense. And the super computer thing is in every movie. These reviewers are a joke.

  • Zoey Saldana's so gorgeous I can't watch none of her movies because I'm sick to my stomach with infatuation :P

  • Review is good, comedy in it sucks

  • I Really liked this movie when it was called Salt and Hanna

  • Looks like a terrible knock-off of the original "La Femme Nikita". Good thing there wasn't any actual nudity along with all those murders kidnappings and explosions, otherwise some poor child could have been scarred for life.

    An 8? You must be kidding...

  • So we all agree, it was bananas...

  • I just love how they MST3K that trailer. I really did think that that was one of the most insufferable trailers in recent memory, and they way they skewer it is HYSTERICAL.

  • Kristy's sarcastic tone is always a bit annoying.

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  • Matt loved Transporter 2? Lol. That movie was just too stupid.

  • What's with the fucking noise? Fix that shit, it's so fucking annoying

  • is that gayana back there?

  • [The reviews will] "only get better" - Christy

    Yup. 35% is way, way too high for this movie.

  • rambo quedo como nada con esta pelicula

  • @DJchevereLatino parecen cerdos esos comentadores

  • American restaurant in Berlin? Please call Macdonalds by its name

  • Best review evah!

  • Average movie

  • i like that movie anyway

  • they have movie theiters that sell alcohal? where?

  • "The panty killer" spot on, but the movie is excellent, and I'm now in love with Zoe Saldana, so you can kind of guess where I'm coming from, lol.

  • Solid rental from the free DVD/Blu Ray NYC library when there is nothing better to read.

  • Clusterfuck: The Movie.

  • Lol they were on a roll on this one! Good banter!

  • Zoe Saldana in an action movie? She's so skinny she couldn't hold a pistol...

  • Screw an Avengers movie. Someone should make a movie where Beatrix from Kill Bill, Hit Girl from Kick Ass, Hannah from Hannah, and Columbiana team up.

  • What is the purpose of the cone of silence? Is it just a place for a 4th person cause there aren't enough seats in camera view?

  • We get it already! Chicks aren't just for making sandwiches and sex! They can be Jason Bourne too.

  • Ninja Ballerina.........? Maybe that should have been the title!!

  • I don't know why I keep watching these, only Matt Atchity knows what he's talking about. Christy is the shittiest critic, Alonso has like 3 different criticisms across all his films, and Grae or whatever her name is is really pretentious. WTFlick would be better if they stuck to Matt, Jonathan Kim, and possibly Ben (he's funny at times).

  • @Gregoryn95 I'd like to see other TYTers do this. I miss when Cenk would do it. I'd enjoy seeing Jayar, maybe Ana, but she seems like she can't form her own opinions. I'd LOVE to see Wes, Michael and Ben (WMB!!) do some movie reviews together! I can imagine Wes "I didn't see the film cuz it looks like shit". And Michael "The popcorn at this theater was shit, so I gave the movie a 3". lol

    I'd love to see WMB and WTFlick critiquing music/music videos, youtube videos, food, etc.

  • God I hate hipsters. They should all be sent to a concentration camp.

  • @GenTsoChicken1 AMEN!!!

  • Weren't her parents drug dealer and possibly drug cartelists? Sorry kid - your parents rolled the dice.

  • No, cause I'm pretty sure that Michael Bay likes making money...

  • I can't get over the physics... someone that rail thin, shooting a full on rifle like that - does not stay in the same place.

    And this movie could be avoided, if her uncle had just gotten her a good shrink.

  • "COnan had no fun" That is why the audience stood u and clapped when I saw it. As a Said before. CRITICS SUCK!!

  • Zoe would be great as Storm for a X-men first class sequel

  • @captcrais101 ??? I didn't even like her as Uhura in Star Trek!

  • @qqrk1372 Why not? She is a good actress. She was great in Avatar. She would make a great Storm.

  • @captcrais101 Iman would have made a great Storm back in the day. Or the model Beverly Johnson. Anyone would have been better than Halley Berry. (Though the scripts weren't that great to be honest.)

  • @qqrk1372 at the time of X1 and 2 Angela Basset would have been better than Berry. She is a better actress. Now I like Zoe since Angela is too old now.

  • @captcrais101 I am SOOOOOOOOOOO tired of Hollywood going to the Angela Basset well whenever they need a strong black woman. There are plenty of unknown black actresses in Hollywood looking for work.

  • Best WTF ever. No question. Love the critics and the chemistry and fun they have.

  • I don't like the fat guy with facial hair.

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  • How come the annoying sound that seems to follow WTF hasn't been removed by now? It's some low frequency irritating me quite a lot. Get it fixed already.

    As always: besides the noise i really love WTF. It's great fun:-)

  • damn, christy!!!

  • Hard to watch the preview with all the talking!!

  • It was good up until 0:15, then I was like "Aw man, this bitch again?"

  • "I think that Drag queens should see it"..hahahahahaha

  • The one line she said that they played in the ads over and over and over:

    "When I was 9 my parents were killed," Pause, and then in a melodramatic whisper, "in front of me."

  • Loved that riff at the beggining

  • I am so sick of movies with no blood... I loved Planet of the Apes, but this effort to make violent movies PG-13 by cutting out blood is so lame, and I believe it de-sensitizes people to violence. Shouldn't people know that if you stab someone in the jugular, they will be hurt and will bleed?

  • @Boobalopbop Agreed \: The sad truth

  • garbage

  • Seeing this

  • an american movie for europeans (sounds like)

  • Hawaiian shirt guy FTW !!

  • cause its a luc besson movie. most american directors eff-up the cultural / colloquial aspects of their movies. give me a break Syriana was the equivalent of this to arabs (nationals).

  • You guys are getting way better at these. Keep it up.

  • Why's it okay to show all this violence but not sex? Almost everyone will have sex. Hopefully, they will be far less likely to do violence.

  • I admit, I am conflicted...will likely wait till the movie is on DVD and rent it...

    but loved this episode of WTF..it was hilarious!!

  • @Arubawriter Agreed... They have great chemistry, and are hilarious

  • I hated seeing this all over youtube ads, ill never see this.

  • 53% positive at the moment. That's pretty damn good for a late summer release.

  • This might have been better if you all weren't fucking talking over each other, ALL THE TIME. REALLY LOUDLY. Fucksake.

  • Pg-13

    Dont care.

  • grae should stay silent

  • Does anyone else find Alonso extremely annoying in his reviews? I've never related to a single one of his reviews. He's so uptight about his movies.

  • Check out Matt's manly laugh at 00:44

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  • Matt Atchity is the only opinion I'm waiting for, I already know what Alonso thinks before he even opens his mouth.

  • i love this line up. all of you work well together. fast and loose is compelling.

  • a sound tip: chuck a high pass filter on the audio. there's this low end rumble throughout the clip making it almost unlistenable through a decent set of speakers.

  • You guys are pricks

  • Matt is the only half ass good critic on the show.

  • Grae is awesome in the cone of silence!

  • I LOVED Taken. Same writers so I'll see. lol

  • Crank is still the best trashy action.

  • im with Alonso and Grae on this one, thumbs up!!

  • Terrible is Spanish

  • Grae FTW

  • I like them commenting on the trailer as it's going.  More of that please! lmao

  • @Expl0rati0n people at the cinema do that all the time.i dont see why professional critics would bother.

  • @Expl0rati0n I loved it too! Reminded me of Mystery Science Theater 3000, lol.... Sooo sarcastic

  • *yawn* another chick unstoppable assassin flick

    We've already had Hannah and Salt

  • @Sneezlebob Yeah. Instead we should have a male unstoppable assassin cause NOBODY ever thought of that right.

  • @Sneezlebob

    hannah and kick-ass were good tho, even salt was ok

  • @Sneezlebob and we had 40 billion unstoppable guy assassins so what the big deal with a couple "chick" assassin flicks

  • @YouJussGotCurbed Both are overrated

    Stop trying to make this about sex

  • @Sneezlebob And Kill Bill and Aeon Flux, and Catwoman, and Tomb Raider... Although Kill Bills 1 and 2 are 2 of my all time favorite movies. The plot of this movie sounds like Oren Ishii (Lucy Liu's character) in Kill Bill.

  • @Sneezlebob and both sucked when compared to Kill Bill.

  • @Sneezlebob *yawn* What is your point? *yawn*

  • @Sneezlebob yes, because we haven't had enough male, unstoppable assassin movies

  • @ValisX cause its more realistic.

  • @Sneezlebob 3 movies still isnt enough. there are way too many male versions of that genre

  • I really liked how you guys talked over the review. It made it much more entertaining. Every video review on youtube features the trailer itself and it can become very tedious to watch it over and over. So, I hope you'll do it again! :-)

  • @smaakjeks

    Sorry... I meant: I really liked how you guys talked over the TRAILER.

  • luc besson was involved in the writing, no wonder it's a shitfest

  • Alonso didn't like Charlie Wilson's War. His opinion is void.

  • I had no interest in this movie before, but Matt and Christy make me want to check it out now

  • There's only one way to settle the argument. Matt and Alonzo must stand on opposite sides of the studio and do a beer belly charge at eachother. Who will stand?

  • @drogoscg1 I'm not a betting man, but I put my money on Matt.

  • It's from the guys who made Taken? It probably is exactly what I'd expect. THAT kind of movie.

  • This looks like a rehash of Nikita.

  • Never heard of this movie until I watched this review.

  • french accent

    

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