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  • Note to self: whenever watching this video, DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING. IT WILL NOT STAY IN YOUR MOUTH.

  • duuublin xD

  • OMGGG LOLOLOL. "Listen hear, Hagrid you FAT OAF!" OMG XD

  • the video is funny as fuck, but you copied it of gurpageproductions....

  • gets better every time lol 

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  • funny as fuck saw it about a millon times and still funny as fuck

  • I'LL FUCKIN' BURRRRRST YE

  • LOL Really funny!

  • Why was this funnier when I was meant to be sleeping? xD

  • lmfao!!!

    

  • if you listen with headphones closely you can hear them laughing haha :L

  • This video is hilarious. My brother and I were watching it the other day and now he can't stop saying "chinky" like the guy in the video. The best part is how the fake British accents are dropped halfway through and the normal Scottish accent comes through. Ah, I'm proud to have Scottish ancestry, :D.

  • @the13thbaktun your brother , my brother is doing it too ahah , mu got a phone call from his school saying hes been saying to everyone your a fucking wizzard and been saying lines out the video the little shit haha :) xx

  • LOL at the way he says chinky -.-

  • im scottish this is a normal day for me

  • right you little wank stain if you dont get your act together im going to drag you to hogwarts

  • The single funniest thing on youtube i've ever seen. I tip my, and several other peoples hats off to you.

  • My friend told me bout this I absouloutely lmfao it is classic.I'm not a fucking wizard YouTube

  • I love how some people don't get some of the insults

  • @dalekcaan1963reborn haha he means that hes skinny and needs to eat more

  • LOL wtf does he mean by "eat more wanker"?!

  • best line hagrid yer pushing me over the FUCKING line!! hahaha

  • the little spasm hagrid has when he says; 'ya twat.' 1:51

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  • since when was hagrid black lol

  • Goes from a fake British accent to an authentic Scottish accent!

  • I'm from Glasgow and this is brill this Glasgow accent !!

  • this video wins all the awards

  • No exaggeration. I've given this video at least 20 views lol

  • hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah­hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah­ahah

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  • hagrid sounds like such a pedo at the beginning....

  • I just fucking pissed myself laughing so much, Chuck Norris took an arrow to the knee.

  • PAUSE AT 3:17

  • The meaning of LMAO.

  • " I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK ! ! ! "

  • HAGRID YOUR PUSHING OVER THE FUCKING LINE!!!!

  • to be honest, i would've started swearing earlier if i was hagrid....

  • Laughed my fucking ass off.

  • No one has ever said "You're a lizard Harry."

  • I'd like to do spellz n' shit...

  • legends

  • "HAGRID, YURR PUSHIN ME OVER THE FACKKKKIN LIIIIIIINE!!!!!"

  • The fuck is "square-go-like"?

  • This is horrible.

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  • chhhshhhccccchinky i ROFLD

  • 1:51

  • I wouldn't usually say shit like this, but I swear half those views are mine! XD

  • HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line!

  • There's angry, and then there's just plain Scottish

  • this makes me so proud to be scottish.

  • This isn't even an argument, it's just a regular Scottish conversation.

  • i love how harry gets progressively more scottish as he gets madder.

  • my favourite bit:

    You're gonna go to hogwarts, you're gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucking owl, it'll deliver your mail, DEAL WITH IT ya TWAT.

    AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA. I love the way this so said. brilliant.

  • "I'M GONNA FUCKIN' PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL!"

    "I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move."

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHABHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HASHAHHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

    

  • It's ten times better watching these when you know who it is that's doing them. This never gets old. Ever.

  • @fallongirls9 Who is it doing the voices? :D

  • Lol even the guys reading the script were pissing themselves

  • I've been constipated for 11 days now & no joke shat my pants watching this, thank you so much, it's been killing me ! :D

  • Ya Fuckin Chhhhinky

  • This is incredible. I think I nearly died first time I watched this, I was in so much pain from laughing. You cccccchhhh-inky!

  • IM GONNA FUCKEN PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL!

    Lol doesn't matter how many times it's funny, like if u agree

  • HAGRID YER PUSHING ME OVER THE FUCKIN' LIIINE!

  • I love how they change accents half way through XD

  • ILL PUT MA DICK IN THA OWL - tempted to get that tattooed

  • haha a black Hagrid!!!

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  • i love how they get more scottish as they get more angry

  • I'll fuckin burst yrhh.!!

  • I AM CRYING and my stomach hurts so much

  • @ellis55555 Yes, 'tears'... XD

  • FUNNY AS FUCK HAHA!

  • this. this, is just, wow. Oh my god, this is best thing I have ever watched, I can't breathe I'm laughing that much! This is something me and my friends would do, oh my god!

  • Now this, is how us scots have a rap battle.

  • this is not negotiable

  • 1:36 the best ever :D

  • omg i'm crying

  • that was brilliant

    

  • You're going to go tu Hogwots and do spalls and sheet

  • omfg i laughed sooo much my fucking throat kills.

  • MON' THEN YA' LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE'  XD HAHAHAHA

  • cryin of laughter fuckin hell

  • my favourite line in the whole thing;

    'right you little wank stain'

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • hahahahahaha its tht funny my tears were runnin down my leg

    

  • HAGRID YER PUSHIN ME OVER THE FUCKIN LINE!

  • THIS VIDEO IS RETARTED NO HUMOUR AT ALL, THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD

  • @TheBoylansean

    You're retarded.

  • Harry's face this entire time: :troll:

  • This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

  • 732 people's names are Harry.

  • 3:07 harry has a mustace

  • If you play 3 over and over again, it sounds like "Aunt Oaf".

  • wank stain. hehehe-3 We need more videos! btw what did you do this video on? sims or sommin? :L

  • @crumpetsandtea96 Gary's Mod.

  • i will rupture ur anus 

  • Harry sounds like Simon from the inbetweeners !

  • I love it

  • i spat my drink out at this vid lol haha

  • I used to rupture anus with gient bear cock...

  • Youre a nigger hagrid

  • What programme is it for these 2 like is it a game or?

  • this is thee most gayest video i have seen in my life. how do you freaks think this is funny.

  • @MrMaddie999 cus it is if you dont like it dont comment simples

  • omg so funny! :D

    

  • I'LL PUMP YA SILLY

  • soooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Watching this high is even more funny ahhaa

  • Fucking watching this 13th time today

  • @jokubolakis6  100th time ya

  • 2 minutes in to this and I'm already crying x'D

  • fuk da h8trs

  • I'LL RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MY MASSIVE BEAR COCK!

  • this video makes my stomach hurt from laughing so fucking heard. but it's killing me, what are the graphics from? or I guess how you made it, if it's from a video game or something

  • @DaniisSHIBBY It's GMod

  • @DaniisSHIBBY its made on a programme called G-mod where you can create things using a physics engine - so yeh a game!

  • @DaniisSHIBBY Its Garrys Mod mate just incase nobody replied :)

  • @DaniisSHIBBY Garry's Mod.

  • @DaniisSHIBBY he made it through garrys mod, its on the pc and thats pretty much all i can think of

  • Your a wizard harry for fuck sake listen to meh

  • LOL BEAR COCK

  • You're are a wizard xD

  • I genuinely just chocked on my drink, what the hell have I just watched? HAHAHAHAHA!

  • At first they sound english then scottish

  • your a fuckin wizard harry

  • i fucking love it?

  • OMG LOL!! but how did you make them spaz like that? :o

  • stolen

  • I like your green lightsaber, might want to get rid of the red smudge on it though:)

  • So wait.. I'm still confused.. is Harry a wizard or not?

  • i just love their spastic leg and arm movements XD

  • This is the first time I've seen this but omg I think I'm gonna throw up this is so fucking funny

  • @lizzkittehloserface I almost fuckin cried when i saw this the first time, absolute creaseup

  • @WalczakWally hahah I watch this like every day it's so fucking funny

  • WELL JUST HARRY, your a wizard.

  • you shhh-chh-chinky XD

    

  • I DONT GIVE A BLADY FACK OF WHAT YOU THINK!

  • Omfggggg. This is the most amazing thing ever. I'm like bawling an din pain from laughing o.e hahahahahahah 2:07 is what gets me...

  • @BallotadeBabe So true LOL i just forward it to that part

  • THIS IS RETARDED

    

  • i did that when i was younger

    then i took an owl to the knee

  • what the fuck is this omg i love it

  • i love how they morth when there screaming at eachother it makes me laugh

  • i didnt know Hagrid was black & scottish? haha

  • YOU'RE A WIZARD, EFFIN DEAL WITH IT.

  • i like how harry gets more and more scottish as it goes on

  • Best video on YouTube!

  • and they had to be scottish.....:L <3

  • 3am and this is fucking with my mind and freaking every last bit of shit out of me.

  • @SilentWarProductions Good luck with the rest of the internet then.. :P

  • I love how they become more and more Scottish

  • @352razberry try masking a scottish accent, it's fucking inpossible man xD

  • This video reminds me of my next point kids, "Don't smoke crack."

  • OMFG I'M CRYING!!!!!!!

  • starts shit, but turned out alright

  • Garrys Mod !!!! <333 :D

  • at first, i thought this was annoying. and then they starting having a spazz.... :O

  • when did Harry become Scottish?

  • I almost threw up laughing. It defies the laws of Biology, but I dont fuckin' care!

  • I'm yet to discover as to why people find this funny...

  • hagrids kungfu kicks!

  • nyeaaahh

  • 3:09 love how they gave a dictionary description of the word coon, thats a genius way to avoid someone calling them racist

  • yahh sshhhh... chinky lmfao 

  • my sides are hurting.

  • i havn't laughed like that in a long time. omfg crying

  • Wtf is with the characters lagging about and wats the program they use for the characters? SCOTLAND OWNS giggidy.

  • wat the hell is chinky?

  • @UmbreonEspeon1 Chinese guy scottish slang like