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  • yeah right imagine doing that to Chuck Norris

  • This isn't going to work vs police that are wearing helmets. 

  • Just grab him by the nuts and squeeze as hard as you can and never let go.

  • lol

  • 1.the guy woould be behind you choking you

    2.grabbing the attackers face would just piss them off

    3.if someone grabbed my face or groin my first reaction would be to choke them harder to make them stop.

    do not listen to these wannabies wanting to fuck 25 bucks out of you.

  • @MyClickclickbang you don't think having yours eyes gouged out would change anything?

  • PLEASE don't attempt this in real life. If you are a child and looking for videos to help defend yourself, check out the Gracie Games. Gracie Bullyproof will prepare you for someone bigger, stronger and more athletic than you. If you attempt this in real life, it will leave you exhausted and only infuriate your bully. You have to defend yourself until THEY exhaust and then turn up the heat. Rear takedown into modified mount - armbar. OR control and negotiate.

  • strike groin....3 or 4 times. then reach up to gouge eyes. then clip opponent's legs. finally, foot to head. repeat final step until opponent stops moving. it's that easy. bigger opponents are still human. they still have vulnerable areas. attack until they are neutralized , not run away. if he run behind you and catches you, you're dead next time. So attack his vulnerable areas until he knows you MEAN TO TAKE HIM DOWN......HARD!!!!!!!!!
  • dont grab the face,,,,pull the nose up

  • 0:28 push your fingers in his eyes or punch his balls and YOURE FREE MF!

    and it works

  • Oh god! Is that pedo or what 0:53!!!!!!

  • @floorballedza that kind of attitude is whats wrong with the world.

  • I think a good way to escape this would be; have the kid turn his head inwards like shown then take his Right hand and place it on the point of the attackers Right elbow and Push forward at the same time pulling your head backwards.....

  • Don't fall into the sissy games bullies play... If there looking for a fair fight, they should go find someone their age and size, but if your being bullied? fucking maul that bully.. boot him in the balls, claw his face, gouge his eye out if you have too... or you can get your ass kicked, you decide.

  • Theres a brazilian jiujitsu techique where he headlocks you, if you can turn your head in like in this video 0:13 grab his wrist like so and use your back arm to reach around and grab his other arm to try to loosen the pressure, then your gonna use your body and sit down on the ground, when that happens you may find yourself on top of him, still holding the headlock you will need to either use your forearms or press your hands together pushing down on him forcing him off of you then your fre

  • IMO, this technique might not work against a bigger stronger bully (which many bullys are). Trying to go for the nut shot is only going to get the bully more angry and he will try and hurt you even more. If the bully has a good grip, the smaller kid will not be able to pull the arm away like that, he may not even be able to reach the bully's face to scratch or push away.

  • yeh, but what if its a lady your hand will jus go right inside and she'll probably have an orgasm

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  • Why is it a grown man putting a child in a headlock

  • Are u guys dumb i was lookin at ju jit su videos and i came across this? This shit aint ever gonna work

  • @Nate101228 bitch yes that will work, just did it

  • LOL this will only work if you get headlock'd by an old woman

  • riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

  • My brother is so fucked now!

  • i think after yuh break free yuh turn back nd puch that mofo in the face not run away like a pussy!

  • i think after you break free you turn around and deck that mofo in tha face not run away like a pussy

  • kepp pressing 1 to see something funnier XD watch his arm

  • Someone's stuck in the 80's

  • Keep pressing "4" to see something funny.

  • $24.95 my ass! Thats not worth jack shit if your gonna me reachin for somebodys dick!

  • well what if the bully is a girl and she will get pleasure out of getting hit there so it will maake it worse

  • When you pull on the face, shouldn't you be pushing the nose up. That really hurts, it's a pressure point.

  • i love when dumbasses who throw haymakers and use headlocks like that in a fight. that sets you up for a perfect, irresistible single leg. use it!

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  • Lol this is good but when you grab them you should use your other hand to misbalance their legs, and force them backward,from there the look stupid and you have any striking skill available,

  • Silversification I agree 100%. Stop with the "martial arts" stuff. This is suppose to be Bully Protection!!!!! YOu simply bite! These people have no clue of the real world!!!!!

  • Bullshit. LOL. watching this video, just showed my kid that the easiest way to get out is to bite the hell out of the aggressor's side. self defense 101. now pay me. haha

  • @silversification

    not a good idea if the agressor has some type of disease like aids

  • @viviand73 are you kidding? don't let fear override common sense!

  • My deffence is grab his legs hold tight and slam him to the floor.

  • my defense, take dads gun .............and throw it at him

  • i remember years ago i tried this to a very experienced freestyle wrestler . i had him on the floor squeezing as hard as i could . he just stayed there working on something ( i can't remember exactly what ) and suddenly my arm was about to break ..

  • YEah but maybe I dont wanne look liek a pussy while doing it (hit in the groin part)

  • My escape from headlock....i take my knife from the kitchen i save him in the shoes...he use headlock i use knife and than i put the knife on his leg 666-times than 21 times in the head....SIMPLE??? :D

  • Why is it all head lock defenses use the groin?

  • best thing to do is go for a nut shot do it three for four times they will let go believe me

  • Listen! Just grab his leg and pull it backwards and make the takedown. Its easy. it will work 100%

  • Strike at the same time the back of the head And the knee... Its impossible not to fall

  • This is when someone puts your in a headlock and waits to see what you will do.

  • A) the woman looks like a back ally whore

    B) drop your weight and go for the kids knees. Don't pick him up just tackle his knees.

  • this will not work, i am from romania and i do MMA , i did judo for 10 years.

    And the minut you try to pull his hand the tighter he will lock you.

    The best way is to punch him in the groings and then push his nose up, and the punch him in the ribs.

    this guy who teaches you this is not knoig what he is doing.

  • 0:52

  • pause it at 0:55

  • Put your leg behind him and stand up. As soon as they start to correct balance, break the grip. There's a natural reflex in all of us to remain in balance. For extra grace, extend your arms over their face and just see him fall to his back. No need to be strong or tall.

  • not the best way,, agree?

  • Chuck Norris would kick his ass for making that video.

  • u know what id do..... id reach around the back grab his arm punch in the stomax AND BREAK HIS FUIN RIBS

  • WHAT HAPPEN IF ITS A GIRL WHAT HIT HER IN THE PUSSY WELL YOU THINK THAT GONNA WORK

  • I'm sorry but the hit to the groin is just hilarious. I was looking for something to use against a playful wrestling match but i'll remember this if I ever need it.

  • ok... What about female bullies? hahha oh and i think The guy demonstrating Was actually the kids dad and he puts him in a headlock every night when he comes home drunk from the bar :D

  • or you can just be the one not getting bullied

  • Chuck Norris did it right.

  • Lol.. Hit him in the nuts and make him smell the finger afterwards.. THATS HOW YOU DO IT IN AMERICA! :D

  • I actually managed to do this, while playing around with my classmate. It's not that hard. You just need to get a good grip with your (suggested left hand) on the NECK not on the face as suggested, and push backwards, so the opponent loses balance and falls down. Of course if you're not that physically strong, then go to a frickin' GYM for once!

  • if ur able to reach the head dont grab it, punch it or get the eye, that will be much better :P

  • @bananasir You can't get any power into a punch from that position, and tapping the back of someone's head isn't going to kill them in a hurry. ;-)

  • @Blahb27 i said if u r able to reach the eyes/head then strike them....

    i think u would back away if i start poking ur eyes with my figers...(when i say poke i dont mean a gentel touch i mean litterally push the fingers so that they go inside :P and if u have a problem with my method then i will say this: self deffence xD) and when did i ever talk about taping someone head?...)

  • @bananasir You said punch, but from such a bad position that would be mere tapping, no matter how powerfull the victim is.

    Besides, what if your attacker is aware of such techniques, or is tall? There's better ways to tackle this situation then attempting to hit a small target (eyes) blindly.

    Punch them in the nuts repeatedly. That you can always reach, and nobody will be immune to that in a hurry, unless they're on dope or completely drunk.

  • Good thing it´s called Illusion Factory, cuz this will never work

  • umm wat i did 2 my friend was 1. turn my head like the first step 2. grab the nearst leg 3. try 2 lift the agressors leg and throw him off balance which can PROBABLY, notice i said PROBABLY! give u an advantage 2 escape. i used this on my friend when he got me in a choke hold an i countered it successfully. if this doesnt work then ur screwed =p

  • The best way is to twist his nipple :)

  • These moves are almost always different for different people, to really get out of a headlock your adrenaling must be pumping and you must really hurt the person. not really a move you can realisticaly practice in my opinion.

  • well when i was a kid a 8th grader tried to bully me an d since im a fan of the wwe i put him in a PERFECT necklock then i hooked his arms and hit my palm onn the back of his neck then i hjit his face in the lcoker and i made him collapse

  • This guy which is demonstrating this shits is not a real fighter or he has been in confrontation with retards or small kids.He is idiot

  • this queer needs to break free from the 80s and strike his barbers groin

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  • no wrong u hit him in the groin grab his hand then with ur other hand grab his face then knee him on the leg and throw him down y wud u run

  • the simplest way is to hit him the hardest it's possible in the dick and over.

  • Tickle them. 100% success rate.

  • Headlock - You are in Perfect position to beat the crap out of the other kids nuts. Sure, you hold my head while I am beating your nutties. Am I going to escape, Nahhh... I will beat on his nuggies all day long and maybe next time you will think 4x before even looking at me the wrong way.

  • lol the just runs off xD

  • A technique I was trained on for this is if you are in a headlock like the one demonstrated here, you turn your head in towards the person, reach your arm around behind him, grabbing onto his clothing and then pull the person down to the ground with your weight, from there you would be behind him on your knees and if he still has you in a headlock you pull his arm back behind him and go from there. It takes practice and training but this was a very effective move for this situation.

  • and pull on his wrist too....sounds complicated for a kid but not if you just teach him.

  • all the kid really has to do is take his leg that is closest to the guy and step out and away, duck his head out at the same time while pushing hard on the mans hip.

  • This kid was former Force Recon Marine.

  • These techniques werent meant for real grown men... just michael jackson, no more threat there.

    To be honest, this is stupid, teach the kid to the groin with a closed fist from behind the man between his legs. A kid will have a lower center of gravity than a grown man forceing th man to have a lower, wider base (that means legs spread and kness beant). Easier target, less technical move.

  • ahhahahahahahah that kid is going to die in real life

  • @mannnymanny for sure, his ass would end up an appetizer at a NAMBLA meeting

  • that's the worst defense technique against headlocks.

  • Lmao!! Love your comments!! Sooo true though... this kid is in for a real beating... and a rude awakening.. lol

  • mate sorry,but this is bullshit.people that try to do this in the real life are goin to be in SERIOUS TROUBLE

  • yeah hit him in the dick and run away then you come back to skl the next day and then c what happens

  • Just keep attacking the bollocks 'til it's so damaged it'll never grow beyond 2 inches. That way you win forever :D And even if he crowbars you in the face you can rest in the knowledge that he will be forever body conscious and have troubles with women :p

  • @kawasakikid7000 what will happen?

  • wow he ran like a lil bitch

  • WTF PEDO! 0:54

  • If I was a kid named Harley, I'd learn this shit to beat up my parents for being stupid.

  • what if u know that hitting the bully in the nuts and breaking the headlock will only result in an unmerciful beating from a guy whos just been waiting for an excuse to kick ur ass.

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  • This is crap. Learn some Gracie Jiu Jitsu kids!!

  • pause it at 0:55

  • hahahaha bully'd guys are gay they're just so stupid

  • this is such a joke

  • im sure thats insest

  • LMAO at :52

    wow they teach u to get away from this? yea next time that kid sees u hes gonna beat ur ass so u gotta actualyl fight n teach those punks a lesson not just run away...

  • Pretty sure if you punch a bully in the balls that's only going to make the situation worse.

  • yeah and plus it also a cheap and shameless move

  • that lady is ugly

  • grab around the waist and front trip

    real technique FTW

  • its called grabbing the balls, twist 720 degrees, and pull. works like a charm

  • This is great advice, now I can prevent these damn headlocks I'm constantly finding myself stuck in.

  • hey man id recommend you take up brazilian jiu jitsu, it will give you all the resources you need to get out of pretty much any situation like this and you'll feel a lot better about yourself too =]

  • its actually a lot easier and more effective to lean down and pull on their knee so that they fall on the ground

  • CORRECT.

  • Just do a back suplex on his ass.

  • i thought you go for the pressure point in the back of the knee...

  • But then again I bench press about 200 and can leg press about 400 AND box squat about 370

  • I FUCKIN FLIPPED A DUDE OVER MY BACK WHEN HE RAN UP BEHIND ME AND PUT ME IN A HEADLOCK AND IT WAS IN SCHOOL!!! HARD ASS FLOOR AND ONE QUEER ASS FAGGET SLAMMED!!!!! lol

  • this is fricken retarded. first of all whne does a bully EVER actually put someone in a headlock not including in the movies?? second of all this "technique" is just common sense. anyone who would get put in that position IF that would actually ever happen would already do all that stuff to get out by just using their damn brain.

  • Bullies and bar room brawlers do this all the time. I guess you don't know everything.

  • I do will rounhouse kick in the face

  • This will work. That's pretty much what they do teach in Krav Maga.

  • Flat won't work!

  • i still think krav maga or sambo solutions would do two jobs while this only does one.

    krav maga/sambo: gets you out of the head lock AND teaches the bully to not mess with you for fear of real pain and fearful moments, i.e.: having the roles reversed.

    this: gets you free.

  • alternativetraceur is right, doing this will just anger the bully more and he'll probably retaliate with much worse because you hit him in the groin. School bullying is so different compared to the street, you aren't forced to go meet the aggressor over and over on the street.

  • chuck norris can do better than this LOL

  • I hate that version of a head lock anyway. An arm bar into a triangle choke from behind is the way to go. It's a lot harder to get out of AND........... NO NUT SHOTS!!!!!!!!!

  • I tried this and it works like shit so I Told the same dude (who is the same Height and weight as me) To put me in a head lock and try to keep the hold strong AGAIN and it didn't work ....... That's twice bitches!

  • If you want to get out of this hold effectively do the following.

    1) wrap your arms around his waist trapping his left arm. (kind of like a side hug)

    2) rotate your body so that you are facing his side.

    3) Make sure your legs are spread apart.

    4) Swing him backwards onto the floor with your body falling on top of him.

    5) Proceed with total rapage.

  • what about when you are on the ground and the attacker is pulling down. so you're looking at your check and he's starting to destroy the ball and joint, that is your neck and skull?

  • ahahhahahahha i bet the old guy got hard when he hit the groin

  • fail. even if ur getting bullied, geez dont hit em in the nuts, cmon.

    go for the artery under the jaw, hel let go lol

  • pause it at .55

  • helps to push forward on the back of his elbow of his arm that he has you with, then just slip out, no need to pull his hand

  • Wow, so not going to work. I told my cousin to put me in a headlock, I followed all the steps and all they did was just tighten the hold. I'm just trying to save everyone before you guys kill yourselves trying to protect yourselves. =P

  • then you did it wrong. if you're pulling up on some ones nose they will be in a lot of pain unless they release.

  • Probably didn't crush his groin like a grape, and if he closes his legs in defense then he's easily off balanced and you could take him down then do a variation of a headlock escape. Probably too complicated for a kid. Reach up and gouge the eye/pressure point under the jaw.

    There's so many things you can do that are simple and effective. That hold can't even hurt you, but it is uncomfortable

  • @NinjaJcisme

    so you also followed the step of hitting your cousin full force in the groin, multiple times if needed?

  • @redbull90 It doesn't work on females...

  • @gorthjrod

    i doubt that. afcourse they dont have testicals, but its still a highly sensitive aerea

  • @redbull90 You haven't met girls in Tennessee :)

  • @NinjaJcisme but in real life you would be gouging his eyes out so he has to let go.

  • Ohhhh... too complicated. Just go straight for the face and pull back - it works. In the video's example, whilst all this extra stuff is happening the 'bully' is beating the child's face in!

  • agreed. just go for the groin or eye socket right off the bat. also, fishhook.

  • definitely more a fan of the krav maga technique there... the kid would be much more effective and do much more damage..

  • wouldn't work. late. GG

  • in krav maga is more agresiive

  • pause it at .55

  • lol

  • id bite the guy's arm. easier

  • that wud not work at all if that guy actuly had him in a head lock thers no way that wold work

  • Won't work. Grab a partner and try it. As for DVD self defence that will work. about ten of them with sharpened edges!Throw the fuckers whilst running away!

  • wtf kid can do about headlock

  • what the kid SHOULD do is jam his finger in his aggressor's eye and pull!

  • yay eye gouging :)

  • this wouldn't work unless the kid acted very fast and is physically strong. that is where training kicks in.... i hate to break it to everyone out there; but there is NO magic formula for self defence. it takes lots and lots of discipline. training training and MORE training! i had my ass kicked as a child; so i started training and never looked back.

  • Technique,power,speed,and effectiveness. These 4 aspects take years of intense training to achieve.

  • WHAT!!??? and i just bought the DVD become a great fighter in 3 weeks!!! D:

    no actually this 2 dudes are right all those magic manuals and dvd may contain good stuff but the skills are developed trough the years (training in those years of course), unless the dvd is a chuck norris one...those things do wonders

  • wow neither of those would work, if youve got a bully to deal with, dont waist your time on youtube, you need real lessons

  • why the fuck would this kid be fucking with this old guy with black belts

  • lol

  • away y dont u give him head while ur at it. the only thing this is gonna do is maek u look gay nd gett ur ass whooped i mean what kindofbitch grabs 4 the groin? even girls dont do that

  • pause it right on 0.55

  • rofl

  • hahahaah dude chris i would never noticed that hahahahahah

  • dont know if dat really works..ahaha if dat guy chokes dat kid..dat kid could lose his head hahaha!! LOL*

  • to defend against ANY bully lock i only say 1 word.... BALLS...

    No matter what lock the guy uses on you, as soon you hit is balls, you are free... lol

  • lol i agree it does not mean ur a wimp in means ur smart and use any weakness possible to get free

  • this is an excellent way to get choked the fuck out

  • Well duh...I didn't need to watch a video to know I could kick the guy in the groin. Groin kicks and eye gouging are cheap shots for people who don't know good martial arts. Submission however, takes skill.