CSI Miami: David Caruso One Liners II: Sunglasses Edition

[dragonhuntingAZ]

"The victim was found taken by the rivers current and drowned to death"

"I guess he was..."

*sunglasses*

"Annihilated"

YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[MisterMarmatote]

We're out of crackers...

I guess you could say we're...

*Puts on sunglasses*

Cracka'lackin!

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[jgod05]

"Horatio, theres semen in the victims ear..."

"Well then she..."

*Sunglasses*

"...Must have heard her killer coming"

[phihung940]

This video screen is kinda...

*Sunglasses.. On*

...Small

[CattleStunner]

"Sir, a duck waddled into a pharmacy to get some Chapstick."

"Well, I guess we..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"Should put it on his bill..."

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Vincentiusify]

You guys are trying too hard...

[TheBasqueLand]

the cromagnons gave rise to the basques, the original white people n original europeans who settled in Atlantis, Egypt, Greece & Rome,troy,sumeria mesopotamia etc n laid down the foundations of western civilisation. The Basques were the first explorers too, known as the Vanir to the Vikings n settled America n many places many thousands of years before the Vikings did. The Basques have the original European language & the most rh-blood n first settlers to the British isles & Ireland.JUSTICE

[MichaelKlump]

I can't think of an off-the-cuff clever enough One Liner for a YouTube comment.

Wait, I got one.

"He was found here, and his head was found over there. Looks like someone took a machete to him and then, dumped the body.

"Well, then I guess he... lost his mind." YEAH!!!

[hersheyhole]

@MichaelKlump Almost thought you'd end with "Looks like someone was determined... to get ahead".

[Mister86TV]

@MichaelKlump "I guess that makes this case..."

*sunglasses*

"A no-brainer."

[6Qubed]

This generation's William Shatner.

Besides, you know, William Shatner.

[JJandScopeey]

"These two killed each other over the last piece of food in the nuclear shelter"

"Well...It looks like they..."

*Sunglasses*

"Had a fallout"

[71thewho]

the sceam (and the song) make's csi: Miami

[WhiteTrashSingers]

"A man was caught dead with his penis in a peanut butter jar."

"Well... It looks like this guy..."

*Sunglasses*

"Fucking nuts."

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH!!!!!!!!

[kaptinfancy]

"A man was hit by a truck while putting on his sunglasses."

Horatio: "Well it looks like..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

Horatio: "He didnt see it coming"

[MayorCheesyBuns]

" It seems the victim was Insulted before being kidnapped"

" well it seems the victim"

*Puts on Sunglasses*

DISappeared....

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[MayorCheesyBuns]

" It seems the victim was Insulted before being kidnapped"

" well it seems the victim"

*Puts on Sunglasses*

DISappeared....

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[cubrick2001]

THE ZEN OF MIAMI DADE PD. It would be fun to make a HOration one liners Bible ;)

[hogwashsentinel]

why's it so smaaaaaall

[issabella1117]

its hilarious cos i think it was you that jared and jensen from supernatural was talking about but idk maby

[issabella1117]

where the fucc yall get the yeeaahhhhhh from

[GeekyMex]

Looks like.... I jerk off on pizza.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[paranoidude]

It looks like... I... am act-ing

[ThexCATZz]

There was semen found in our victim's ear.

Looks like she could hear *Puts on glass* her killer coming.

YYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[1whokncallthethunder]

taken for a ride.  sick.

[Corfaisus]

I recently found myself stuck in a CSI:Miami-style corny one-liner. There I was, just working away with some LEGOs I had recently obtained, when I found this style piece I last saw in the 90s, then it hit me.

"I haven't seen this sort of thing since those airplanes years ago... Then they seemed to just vanish."

"I ...guess you could say the idea..." *raises sunglasses* "... never took off."

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHH!

[theDeathVegetable]

"Or maybe...He got taken for a ride".

Awesome!!!

[PsyberKayos]

I liked the "Here we go."

[Txsray]

In selling things, sometimes product recognition is worth more than product quality.

Those sunglasses are his "golden arches".

[donnamariealba]

Totally awesome video!

[danielmountain]

the show is moronic. and he's not cool for putting those glasses on and giving those one-liners -- just another bad actor (Keanu Reeves bad)

[Frink14]

Why is this so freaking small?

[THEBUCKETHEAD09]

Fred flinstone or mahstma gandhi pick one?

*puts sunglasses on* ...one

[FerreTrip]

Fatboy Slim FTW.

[JuJuLipsNZ]

hahaha awesome thanks for this vid !

[nashman1988]

hahahah this is fantastic!!

[candie139]

I've never realized how many times he's put on his glasses before this... Amazing

[gabbergandalf667]

oh god please make it stop it hurts

[Bridagierz]

"The young victim was lured with pokemon cards and raped repeatedly."

"I guess... It was..."

*puts on glasses*

"Super effective."

[blaquejaxx]

The ENTIRE time I was waiting for the YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!! It made me kinda anxious lol

[ciploxx]

what is the name of the song when he puts hes sunglasses? please anyone?

[asdfbim]

@ciploxx it's the who, and i believe the song i called generation

[theCrapture]

@asdfbim ; @ciploxx The song is by The Who, but it's called "Won't Get Fooled Again"

[MrGTS1993]

What a fucking uggly sunglasses.hehehehhee

[aguaymanta]

no me gustan los rubios, pero caruso me encanta, lo admito.

[horsinoff]

I've never seen this show in my life...this is supposed to be a comedy, right?

[RapturesLittleSister]

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

I wanted to feel part of it.

[bkakaak47]

jim carey kills this guy

[soniapanda]

Caruso template: [X] *puts on sunglasses* [Y]

[Skybaby79]

If those sunglasses ever go up on Ebay, the site will crash lol

[qsergyuko]

yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Linkinito]

A one-liner without the YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH isn't a one-liner. :D

[masni92]

@Linkinito The Who + Epic sun shades = EPIC WIN  :)

[stormmravenda]

sooo bad

[Paool3107]

"The victim was sucked out of the lab into the experimental vacum chamber"

"Well Frank, I guess you could say... /sunglasses ... it sucks to be them.

[Paool3107]

[reply-edit]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­HH!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ijwi]

Hamlet: (stares at skull) To be or not to be, Horatio?

Horatio: That... *puts on glasses* ...is the question.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!

[Teflon65]

"Sir, the fat guy was shot, and the guy in the coonskin hat was stabbed, but we have no ID on them. Both of them are John Does, so far as we can tell"

"Call them...(sunglasses)...Crocket and Tubbs..."

[Theeliteones]

This *puts on sunglasses* is a 5 star video..

[holyhandgrenade999]

ROF *puts on glasses* L

[xllaauurrreennxo]

he's a pretty bad actorr. hhaha i love Horatio thouugh aka H ;)

[Refman333]

I "puts on glasses" use my sun glass way to fucking much

[Jumboyoon]

Go csi 

[Prokerton]

I *Puts Glasses on* love haratio!:)

[seglova]

his shoulders is so sore now..

[coolbean08]

what the hell would he do if his glasses got broken.

[thespanishdutchman]

The Show will get cancelled.

[KiljanArslan]

Oh please god make it be true.

[thespanishdutchman]

I can't help you with that, I'm not God.

...sorry

[hillclimber440]

what a nutsack

[101Terrier]

Great video *dramatic pause*-

And even greater show

YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jma2277]

priceless!!!

[parvanaturalia]

I think... *puts on glasses* ...this is awesome.

[mithical87]

There should have been edited footage of him walking or something being played forward and in reverse repeatedly to simulate dancing, and then let it roll 20 or 30 seconds longer.

[MichaelGiardinello]

Too funny.

[simians12]

hahaha..jim carrey imitated this

[hisoj]

he should have tinted irises if he needs these sunglasses so much

[superstupidthanged]

Burn marks covering the body.

Looks like he...couldn't take the heat.

YEAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[VeryAngryCamel]

The baker he was shot 13 times in the head.

a real... bakers dozen...

YEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

He also had honey all over his face.

Looks like he met... a sticky end...

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!

They're doin a caruso on supernatural soon! cant wait!

[Charliaeffchen]

LOLOLOL

[gautamon]

David Caruso looks like Rick Astley's father xD

[1234Doc4321]

If i see him do that one more time im gonna pull all my hair out

[Berrueco760]

My name is Horacio people haha

[gravimetric80]

he looks like he's constipated...

[scarfdaddy]

he choked on a load of sperm

well....

puts on sunglasses

the truth is hard to swallow....

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Aptitudescience]

wasn't funny until the music started

[reaperchickxxx]

LOL!!

[Trixareforkidzz1996]

lol wierd

[patiencelittleshadow]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH!

[djzilchdotcom]

LOL!!!!

[pronessman]

i fuking hate him

[sakurastar2]

Hilarious! What is the name of the song playing at the end of this video

[Rehaell]

Miami Style!

[Dalvidos]

Watch Jim Carrey on CSI and this becomes hilarious

[biagiotti2006]

LMAO! Just saw it, Jim Carrey is funney as hell and dead on!

[gangsta19x]

a before c eccept e

YEAHHHHHHHHHH!

[6to12inchman]

I LOVE His Character it is soooo funny! I wish I could own those shades...do you think he has been through several of them or are they the same ones??

[ForcheAlex]

This is hilarious with all the sunglasses putting ons

[ChibiNekko3]

Miami Style!

[CarlosJulio20]

he speaks a little bit then stops, puts the glasses on and speak a little more, then walks away. YEEEEEEEAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[dizzymabuk]

Drive By,Miami Style.

[FjanTz]

Hey horatio, how did the woman hear the tree fall?

The real question is what was the tree doing in the kitchen

[6to12inchman]

I LOVE IT!!! Funny

[ToXeye]

Da da... (glasses on) da da... da da dada. Sounds like "team america" to me.

[kraxis]

YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

[marblewonder]

what's the song played at the end?

[kuriSanG]

Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim

[KAKURANBONI]

i feel sick now

[nicoleex0shine]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaa you have no idea how much i LOVEE♥ his one liners thts why i hate missing the first 2 minutes of the episode

[pillarsofserpents]

wow. this video proves it. this guy CANNOT act.

[chirijaraiden]

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[vedasisme]

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[ic3m4nSLO]

David Caruso would kick Chuck Norris' ass :D ...i think we've..(glasses on)...have a challenge :)

[Tommy1919x]

loving it

[godsend92103]

dude!!! LOL

David Caruso would make a perfect "Wesker" for a Resident Evil movie

[groovyboomstick]

It's time for my reign of terror, Chris...and you don't have an Umbrella.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Muckilove]

Haha...CSI Miami is pretty ridiculous. He always says his one-liner and puts on his sunglases...I watch it anyways and I enjoy watching it :)

[gissina]

LOLOLOLOL its so in cue!! =D

[RukiaeOrihime]

sempre storto ed occhialuto...grande H!!!

[Anne272727]

HAHAHA They made fun of him on Castle a few weeks ago. It was priceless.

"The why the sudden need to shadow a real detective?"

"Well, the ones on TV seem oddly fixated on their sunglasses."

[kornpleiks]

jim carrey is better lol

[sanikleen]

if there was a black guy and jim tried to be black the black guy would loose lol jim can do anything hahaha

[kornpleiks]

so true lol

[sofakingcooln1]

Am i the only one who absolutely despises this talentless hack of an actor? Jesus... cant he just die? this show sucks

[greenchef6]

Yeah he is a pretty bad actor. He seems so corny. He does say some pretty badass lines though.

[Tiiakki]

Awesome :D

[johngracemae]

wow, what's with the shades. yah, watch the jim carrey imitation after this, for more laughter.

[pile333]

In the end you should add his imitation made by Jim Carrey.

[aalice9]

I LOVE YOU REDDY

[jaketubedeja]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i cant stop laughing and crying

[evilmoofin]

i did.. i did see a puttytat

[GalenAus]

LMAO

[jugghayd]

Nah, it's funnier with the YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH

[Iakonia35]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[skamperdans]

ah Horatio, you're such a penis face!

[mmeikol]

those sunglasses...

are working on my nerves

lol

[TulilaSalome]

Frank. - - - why is the view - - - (I pause to put on my sunglasses) - - - a small box in the middle of the screen?

[mariskaisthebest64]

Lmao!

[UglyMaleee]

LMAO!!! funneh!

[sweetbabigrl]

love haratio haha

it doesnt even have to make sense but he look so cool

[Aurelius27x]

lmao I could never take this guy seriously

[richardroma]

Agree... he's still that punked-ass cop in Rambo pt 1.

[laclipps1]

how funny...i am watchin rambo and he talks the same way on the movie

[Induskanges]

David Caruso is an idio

[YamashitaTsubasa]

You don't know how to finish sentenc

[3602433]

lol im fuckin cryin

[pootietang420]

tv shows like this SUUUUCK!

[sja11]

half the time he's wearing them it's not even sunny outside

[mikusmarthu]

he wears them because he's a daywalker

[TonyVargas3]

can you imagine the character as a child in a speeling bee contest like -okay your word is dog, and his like dog ,D-O-G dog, that is correct ,*puts on goggles instead of glasses* i know it is YEEEEAAAAAOOOOW!!

[izzatyler07]

lmao...he has to put his glasses everytime he speaks...

[goofgal]

OMG! There are starving actors out there and this guy works. Oh Lord!

[karyn27]

Hehe.. :o)

[wookie72]

Reminds me of the Mr. Burns quote when he talked about one of his old hounds "bagging his first hippy... that young man didn't think it was so... groovy!"

[marianosman]

LOLZ

[elbombardi]

Take his glasses from him.... and ... he ... will die

[TheBetwixt]

Well played friend, well played. Lolz.

[xSkyXCodyx]

i prefer NCIS,that show rocks

[grosfunnoir]

I truly love that someone made this!

(CSI sucks in general, no matter what city, but) this is GLORIOUS!

[LostSony93]

i love horatio!!

[perspicacity89]

This just highlights the shitty character that is Horatio (with shitty name to match!).

This makes me seriously doubt David Caruso's acting abilities.

[ilovethedirtydanchar]

why the hell they picked the name "Horatio " ?? sure there is a fucking reason

[shianghorng]

Cool!

[Ryantallica]

C.S.I: VEGAS IS BETTER!

[chuy24]

yeah

i hate carusso , i was sad when i knew he didnt die in the new season :`(

[SpookyAbductee]

Anything is better than CSI: Miami.

I'll stick with CSI: NY. At least Mac doesn't have cheesy one liners.

[THELIVINGJOKE]

Wow, you realise how cheesy this show is.

[julie19925]

Wow he is annoying