Sandra Lee's Heirloom Noel Cake (The green monster cake thingy)

[dangitpopsicle]

"holiday balls"

WTF????

[Yngelel]

O'choco cafe cake.

[gtrgrl32]

What the fuck...

[hobobanana6575]

ew so much fucking icing!! what the eff. the cake is like 90% icing!!

[Rememborance]

Oh the green matches all right.... not...

[ditaperry]

when i started watching sandra lee stuff there werent many views or comments.

now there so many funny comments!! hahaa!

[jacegirl2]

im not gonna lie the cake looks bad but think about it half of these comments are like "this cake looks like shit" or this cake has TITS!! lmfaoo but i'd like to see you guys do a better cake cuz i deff cant make a cake like that i'd prob fuck it up lmfao

[TheSilverRaccoon]

WARNING: THIS CAKE HAS TITS!

-the garland and balls look like tits :) Have a look :)

[Noromongrel]

She's the Tacky Queen.

[MrTevB]

I love her enthusiasm...and that cake while looking a bit toppy actually looks roolly rooly yummy!

[TheLizzifer]

Wow. That looks like shit.

[dongerdo83]

Good lord - this is hideous

[AngelorPhantom1359]

This is just...horrific. There is no way that people actually make this. I just can't get over the horrifically lazy pitch and content of this show.

If you want someone who has great, homemade recipes that are really easy and stress free to make try Nigella Lawson. Her recipes are divine.

[arbutusviper1]

Ugh, for Christ's sake woman, "easy baking" can still have some semblance of authenticity. My baking (seriously) is 100x better, looks nicer, has REAL ingredients, and I don't even get a G-d damned tv show. Yeah, I'm jealous and resentful right now >: (

[lightsnow123]

Exactly what I was thinking... I mean...why can't a cake just be white? No. They have to be puke green of course! If not that, then hot pink, because THOSE are appetizing colors!

[curvalcurval]

Why are all her cakes the most disgusting colors?

[Blunderbuss09]

FFFFFF did you even bother to mention Sandra not to use water-based food coloring for that chocolate? Oh wait, no, THAT WOULD BE AN ACTUAL GOOD COOKING TIP.

[Fitchpatrick99]

I like Sandra and most of her ideas, but she needs to delete this one!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuervoBlack06]

You know at first glance you would think that this was made by a 2nd grader with Playdough and a shitload of Crest toothpaste. But once you find out that a 46 year old woman created this on her "cooking show" just proves what I have been saying for years, that the Food Network is the WNBA of cooking channels.

[riqmoon]

You're at a party. You see this hideous cake and say "Oh boy! I want to have a taste of this monstrosity!" You take a knife and eagerly cut yourself a slice, and bite in, and taste the sweet, sweet taste of...

Cardboard. Sandy, while you're putting inedible things inside a cake, why don't you put in shards of glass too to give it that wonderful inner glow?

[Yngelel]

@riqmoon you're hilarious.

[riqmoon]

@Yngelel Thank you!

[VersionSix]

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE

[EvilDarkAngel4ever]

LOL glow in the dark monster cake. If you eat that its basically getting diabetes.And jesus christ,that'll scare the shit outta someone before they eat it.

[Feriin]

Who is she fucking to keep her job?

[samn1187]

You CAN'T put food coloring in white chocolate. It will SEIZE.

[beautysfire]

@samn1187 Soooooooo true! You can always tell when she's lying; she stutters a bit. She did this while talking about the "green food coloring dyed white chocolate".

[mrbuddychou]

@samn1187 You can put oil-based food colouring in white chocolate without (you'll notice that the colours are quite different)...but I doubt the people who prepared it all for her mentioned this. It amazes me that they don't show her (or whomever) removing half that frosting; the damn thing would be weeping if all the frosting she piped all over it was left on it.

[xAiiRPLANES]

Oh god that cake is hideous. o____o 

[kwillis509]

I don't know what is more irritating: Sandra's poor cooking or her apparel matching the kitchen decor.

[StardustandStilettos]

i have no idea how she got a cooking show when she doesnt even cook.....-_-

[ginastarke2]

McGonagall's going to be pissed when she sees what you did to her hat!

[jonnda]

"...and guess what? MORE ICING!" And for the last layer, no cake needed- simply sculpt it out of icing.

[Cali978]

jesus so much icing. im getting diabetes just by looking at this lol

[088dr]

Wanna play with my holiday balls?

[lothrop53]

I love Sandra Lee

[Robyn0587]

What the hell are holiday balls?

[MsC0C0YA]

the amount of icing on this cake is enough to give any dentist nightmares.

[itsBrently]

this bitch obviously pre-partied before they began filming, she's giggling for no reason, she sounds all profound when she talks about her grandma who used to make everything so special, damn alcoholic

[animegirlx15]

this is really ugly..

[bulldozerchn]

1:17-1:19 edit fail - Does that look centered to you?!

[bouradee]

The icing looks like toothpaste -____-

[Nijinskylover]

I have already watched this three times over the last couple of years. Youtube keeps recommending me this clip, god knows why. I am always disgusted and fascinated at the same time. I truely think it's a talent to be able to make food look this gross, she always tops my expectations. Keep up the good surprises Sandra!

[krownzilla]

Ahhhh....nothing says love for family than store bought cake and two hundred pounds of icing. Diabetes ahoy!

[705JRC]

Coming Soon to a bloated television set near you! Sandra Lee's new show, "This is Why You're a Three-Ton Whale."

[ginastarke2]

@705JRC No kidding , the alcohol must ahem... prevent her from digesting anything!

[jschoolhannah]

I lived in a dorm room that didn't have a kitchen. one night, my friends and I bought a bunch of two-bite brownies and canned frosting from the campus convenience store. we arranged the brownies on a plate and slathered them all with frosting and jokingly called it a birthday cake.

that's what Sandra Lee's cakes remind me of.

[icanseeuranus]

that much icing could probably kill you

[guizzell]

Please support a local cake shop at the holidays and buy a cake from some nice local professionals who need your business rather than attempting to construct a cake this size out of preservative laden, over-sugared just plain repulsive "store bought" junk.

[Pooq45]

COCKTAIL TIME 

[eg19082]

You know she rushed thru that segment to get to "COCKTAIL TIME"...

[ayekantspeylgud]

So did her grandma teach her how to buy cake and icing at the store?

[TopsieTurviez]

cardboard circles? REALLY? you could use, like, I don't know, cake dowels or even the PARCHMENT PAPER YOU USED 5 SECONDS AGO!? you know, so you don't ruin your fucking store bought cakes when you have to remove them after you completely COAT it in you fucking store bought icing -_-

[Barbara27519]

Please, please, please DO NOT try this at home! A tiered cake needs dowels to support each layer, just putting cardboard rounds under each tier means the cake beneath is the only thing holding up all of the weight above it, which means it won't be long until there is a MAJOR COLLAPSE! Completely irresponsible to "teach" doing a cake this way.

[karabuntin]

Horrible as usual

[livxlaughxluv]

5:17 and a yellow one

[aucontrairemydear]

so......... do you eat the cardboard?

[madgeowens]

omg there is nothing supporting these tiers I would like to see this cake the next day........wow, dont try this at home lol

holy crap how much was all that store bot crappy icing

[madgeowens]

omg there is nothing supporting these tiers I would like to see this cake the next day........wow, dont try this at home lol

[BenneLuke]

"Everything is about attention to detail"

Psst....Your cake is falling over....

[360flip19]

LOL

[wingsofhope2]

Wait, don't you stack the cake before frosting it?

[ellabella0328]

oh this is hilarious!!!

[dooleybobson1]

for those of you who don't know, real licorice is black. this is red. it's like someone gutted an oompa loompa and sold it at walmart.

[MsSquarebearz]

i think she is an inspiration for obesity...good lord i gained five pounds watching all that icing and sugar...thanks sandra lee for making me bloated as hell now.

[HockeyBoy4828]

This is horrifying,did she really put cardboard between her cakes..words cannot describe the depths to which i despise this woman,,horrible

[talefacile]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[bluebird623]

WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SO NEGITIVE ABOUT OTHERS ? I THINK SANDRA LEE IS AN INSPIRATION TO MANY

[Kaldaryn]

I think she's making this as a holiday treat for her AA group.

[Hannar08]

She's too lazy to even buy cakes in the same flavor...

[kotyarmour]

her layers...they're so....even............

[hollisterxx]

AHHAAHAH "CANNED ICINGS ARE GREAT!" omg how does she have her own show, she bought the cake and didnt even make the icing.

[abedbush]

I actually love watching shows that make cooking easier, but COME ON. This thing is HIDEOUS. It's lopsided, and my 5th grader niece could do much better. Not only that, but she didn't make ANYTHING. Since when is slapping together store bought cakes and spraycan frosting cooking? I thought the show is Semi Home-made. I wouldn't even call this cake semi edible.

[jasper24xsv]

I see she is not even mixing her own store bought frosting anymore.........That's impressive

[breezybabii125]

theres nothing like going in for a piece of cake and getting a big clump of cardboard.... ooo frosting covered cardboard yummm.....

[evilwatches]

Can't believe I'm saying this, but bring on the fruit cake.

[theorganichispanic]

I need an insulin shot just WATCHING this.

[BulletproofCupid]

hohoh, perfect CORNERS? Really? A circle doesnt have corners sandy...

[VintageBalderdash]

@BulletproofCupid But what if a circle is like infinite corners? A question of geometry that still plagues my mind.

[bradleasays]

holiday balls, eh?

[salem8908]

would you like some cake with that icing??

[MultiRandomKitty]

BARF!!!!!!!!

[CranberriAppl]

All of her recipes are so lazy. If she wanted to make this cake, why couldn't she have baked the cakes the night before, created her own frosting during this show, decorated it, etc? Yeah, I guess it wouldn't be "semi-homeade," but she just appears lazy.

[EvilDarkAngel4ever]

The cake is lopsided. o.o

And woah..cocktail time again + fat monster cake

[DeniseDestini]

This whole semi-made concept is all well and good, but the cake looks awful, look at that icing just slopped on, yuk

No attention to detail

[awins98]

It kinda looks like a christmas tree..

[horsie890]

I just...why not...spread the icing with a knife? I could eat frosting with a spoon, but that's overkill.

[bulldozerchn]

So you eat the cardboard too?

[Aratimb]

"smells so good in here, I didn't even have to bake a thing.." well.. what kind of cooking program is this :|

[Aratimb]

Heirlooms suck

[PokeTheCactus]

Who needs to crumb coat a cake when you use 3 cups of icing per layer!

[bcbock]

@PokeTheCactus You can't really crumb coat with store bought icing. You need butter cream for that because it hardens when you chill it so you can add frosting on top of the crumb coat. Store bought icing is a chemistry lab substance that stays roughly the same consistency through a wide range of temperatures.

[flowerpower326]

what is noil

[zecchinoroni]

@flowerpower326 noel..

[ElizabethWebster]

Those are the most uneven layers I've ever seen.

[dnoism]

CHRIST SHE SUCKS!!!!

[TakeBackAmerica2012]

I don't even like Martha Stewart but I'd rather watch her show any day of the week. This lady makes a mockery of cooking and decorating, sorry.

[ohcountrar]

shes in the food network and cant even afford a pipping bag, i know shes showing an alternative way for frosting but really?!

[MrSuperProductions]

@ohcountrar and thats not all! She has all those fancy appliances at the back and she buys store bought frosting.

[sheshiechan]

@ohcountrar A lot of the food network stars use ziploc bags as a way of connecting to regular folk not foodies. :P Believe it or not, not everyone has a piping bag in their pantry xD

[MissPonderosa]

"just a couple more holiday balls here and there and this is very festive, but I've got one more thing to add...and that is candles"

*clears throat*...

And THATS what she said XD

[tulsablahblah]

Why do I get the feeling that the only people that have EVER made this monstrosity live in a trailer park???

[Muhnazer]

"this is just a little cake round and it supports the weight of the whole cake."

No, it doesn't, it was starting to sag before you even finished decorating.

[correlated22]

I simply REFUSE to believe this woman was given a show and book deals based on her ability to "cook".

[punderful920]

Ahhhhh so much shitty frosting!!!!!! It's everywhere!!!!!!

[coruscatti]

"now for the bottom I have even longer ones, because they're gonna stretch out wider!" <-- that's what she said!

[FreyaTheNerdyNinja]

WHY DO YOU NEEED SO MUCH ICING (hehe im a newzealander so i say icing)

ON A SINGLE LAYERthis cake is like 95% icing 5% cake

[wowwrack]

I can see her taking that bottle of icing and spraying into her mouth

[TrillionGrams]

She has a show. She is on TV. Someone is spending money to film her doing this crap. I don't mind if my 16 year old niece who is new to baking makes this. But why is this on TV?!? GOD.

Brain broken.

[orangevonzeppelin]

I think I'm getting diabetes just watching this!

[salexo9]

Sickingly sweet >P

[realbeereels]

Hey Its actually a pretty cool cake... if it was all homemade stuff it would be pretty impressive... it takes patience to decorate a cake nicely, and I can't say she took a lot of time to do it D:

[georgina6195]

really good job :D

[vermillioneffect]

SANDRA MEAL TIME, KEEPING IT REAL DOLLAR STORE TOOTHPASTE ICING STYLE! WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT CREST WHITENING ICING?!

[shoehedgie]

That icing, fuck.

[CanisSiris]

Okay if you all think you can do better prove it!. Because obviously all of you can talk some mad shit about her cake looking like shit. SO you all must have some cooking talent thats urging to show. Post a youtube video and prove it. If can't then your nothing but a big mouth that needs to get a smack down in the face because you have no balls to be talking shit if you can't back it up. I am fed up with you all . you all can suck it!!!!.

[nownowCmnMao]

@CanisSiris Why are you so angry...

[tiggerie345]

@CanisSiris u mad

[moonfanaras]

@CanisSiris dude freedom of speech....if you dont like what everyone is saying then dont say anything at all or even read the comments...course now your going to say something like "well i have freedom of speech so i can sit here and make long pointless comments on videos showing how fed up i am with you complainers" course then again im sitting here doing the same thing except to your comment and well i can tell you its boring to type long pointless comments like this one...dont do it anymore!

[Ar5456g]

I got diabetes just from watching that.

[geezkee]

Why would anyone buy 6 layers of cake 1 cup cake 3 bottles of frosting 4 containers of icing a bag of candy food coloring and candles to make this lump of crap- this show teaches you how to waste your money on store brought product and make them look tacky.

[TimrodDX]

Sandra Lee makes a duncecap for herself out of rounded pieces of cardboard and green industrial-strength adhesive.

[UndiscoveredJulie]

It's a WhoVille cake... made by the 3-year-olds of WhoVille.

[PersianOlive]

beautiful!!

[vulcangrl13]

You know, it's not that bad. I mean, it wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't toothpaste mint green.... I mean, the decoration isn't that tacky. Really, had someone else done it, the cake probably would be bearable.

[dsg82]

Hey Sandra, your Noel cake is in serious need of ProActiv

[nekorur]

Turning the second layer UPSIDE DOWN?! Slow down Sandra Lee. I can only take so much culinary revelation at once.

[cheezypotatoes]

The cake looks like it has some unmentionable disease. Cocktail time is needed to forget about the fail that just happened.

[ca1tlin22]

why would you take the cupcake top off??? thats the best part!

[chocolatemuffin8]

i bet you shes nervous on all of her vids

[pastelpeach22159]

Guess what? More icing! :D NO SHIT!

[BlueSkyDaisukiAyumi]

love the title

[SheddyShankbone]

That's yellow icing? I thought it was cheese in a can.

[meagoli]

how did this woman end up with a cooking show? she doesn't even cook! this should be the anit-cooking show... -_-

[OmgCameronWasHere]

That cake looks like something I would have made in 1st grade with some cardboard and glue. Just sayin'.

[FromLeilaWithLove]

I love how all her recipes begin with "So!...I went to the STORE and..."

[Kirandera]

Butter is to Paula Deen as store is to Sandra Lee

[chgosatrap]

a klansman with green icing and candles.

[xartasutsubor]

0:54-1:00... ?!!! How about wiping the board without wasting paper

[LionessKim]

ugh why did she have to give it measles. she always just seems to go too far.

i feel angry...and i dont know why...

[nobodyman99]

GUESS WHAT?

MORE ICING!

[kimyman]

I bet that cake got thrown directly into the trash afterwards because come on, no one is actually stupid enough to even attempt to eat that monstrosity.

[laylaindy]

I think this cake has an awful taste, it's like eating 'bread' with icing, because those layers don't have much taste, and they are very dry.

[WhyAreYouSoTrivial]

Can her show really be called Semi Home-Made or whatever it is if what she's cooking is 100% Store Bought?

[0keekstar0]

i guess you'll need that much icing if the cake is dry... =.=

[blackjack4700]

she wants us to eat that? haha good joke

[apawl92]

i think it would be easier to actually bake an edible normal two-tiered cake than to create this revolting monstrosity. Thank you Sandra Lee for trying to convince me to spend hours decorating a cake, rather than half an hour baking something I'd like to eat.

[SchroNyah]

Cook like Sandra Lee!

Step 1: Frosting!

Step 2: There is no step 2

[alyrios]

Doesn't she know that you're supposed to decorate each tier separately and THEN assemble the stupid cake? And also, you're supposed to covered the cardboard with parchment or wax paper, and then put dowels inside each bottom tier to support the weight. The cake decorator in me was cringing...

[spellbunny]

there's like 20 lbs of fucking icing on that thing

[outspokenterri]

I wonder how Buddy Valastro would react if he saw this.

[winxclubloveify]

She actually sounds proud that she didnt bake anything. o_o

[ginastarke2]

I'm sure she's nice and all but I'm glad i don't know anyone like that !

[purepulp]

What is with her obsession for candles? That poor cake looks so embarrassed about its life. It looks like it has the pox.

[geekoftheweek27]

That thing has approximately 234924498 grams of trans fat in it.

[MarcellosTacos]

imagine someone biting into that cardboard...

"what? WTF is this?"

"ohh I did put that in there didn't I? Oppsie!"

[daveeeed99]

@MarcellosTacos hahaha

[wingsofhope2]

You know, I didn't think this was bad. Until I saw how she did it... D:

[MattBarlow]

I wasn't aware yellow was a "Noel" color.

[siekerjuhlert]

There's so much artificial stuff in this cake it's repulsive!

I bet i glows in the dark..

[zoetherebel]

This looks like something my little brother would attempted to make... he's 5.

[Maneater1984]

This "cake" looks diseased.

[fireflyflash]

oh god, the star tips. and "noel" candles. do I really have to say anything else?

[s2theydney]

3:29 "And a little white star at the top of the cake."

Is that star? I thought it was birdshit. Actually, the whole thing looks like birdshit.

[butterflybrains13]

3:29-3:35 It's just a blob

[sbalchan]

she's so bad its scary, its like a SNL sketch

[cupicaik125]

0:47 "And I just wanna take this top off" Before cocktail time Sandrunk!?!?

[pennydreadful7]

Oh God, it's like the sixties threw up.

[shiyinglu]

the knife is called seratted knife not a serrated edge

[higgins89]

"now cocktail time is coming up next" yeah sandra...we guessed it was.

[vannessluver25]

yea she wasn't kidding about LOTS of icing, what a crazy bitch