Sexy ____ Halloween Tutorial!

[MrBaca123]

how about a fat cow ???

[MsPinkBullets]

@62fuzzybear Stfu I feel bad for you!!! GTFO

[62fuzzybear]

I feel bad for fat ppl.. but then again why dont u just stop eatin that mcdonalds and go workout

[space1patrick]

hahhahahahahahahhahaah omfg <3 gloria marry me

[mizzcloudy249]

omfg! gloria!!:D he knows gloria?! oh, man! i love them both twice as more!xD they just got even more awesome... i had no clue it was possible.xD

[KuduState]

Love you C: you look so sweet

[ZebraGleek]

@MrBaca123 asshole

[SezaMcGregor]

Love it!

Genuinly trying to find some "slutty makeup" tutorials and I keep finding piss takes...

Need to get myself some red lipstick and blusher, that's for sure!

[Cactusflower23]

Ahahahahaha, I love you.

[FITLauren625]

Ahahaha slutty Freddy Krueger that's GREAT!!!!

[officialhugglekitty]

I LOVE YOU!

[mLsurfer182]

your sarcasm is simply great.

[TheLittlePurpleBow]

Hahaha! This was great!

[dianefig72]

Still can't stop laughing!!!!!!

[contentsweetpea]

@KellyisonfireXD that's the same thing I left w after watching this. Lol chicks crazy

[iforgotmyonlinename]

AMAZING



[christineeXmarie]

<3 <3 <3

[trj1922]

THIS ABSOLUTELY ROCKS!!! I'm waiting for a women's pre-fab costume that is something other than a "Sexy (insert randomprofession here)" but until that day, I will keep this in mind. Lot's of black eye shadow, hella caked on blush, greasy red lips. Check!!

[SuperRoxKid]

so add red lipstick so if you want to be a sexy cop, firefighter, Nurse.... freddie cruger hahahahahahah

[mermaidman100]

@SuperRoxKid U FORGOT NUN LOOOLL

[ddrose33]

Thats awesome, Hella blush...haha, greasy (just ate) lips. My favorite...

[bellajenna87]

This is so true. Nothing says sexy like an "original" pre-packaged ho costume.

[bellajenna87]

This is so true. Nothing says sexy like an "original" pre-packaged slut costume.

[Kellyannification]

I think I'm going to go as a sexy freddy krueger this year!

[symplimee]

Looool.. Love it!

[symplimee]

Loop pol.. Love it!

[xCHUGGZx]

Lmaooo :)

[jtownliz]

lol so funny love her

[djrens127]

AMAZING!

[KellyisonfireXD]

Oh god XD I laughed hard. "So he doesnt have to take you out for a meal before he fucks you" You woman are a fucking legend :L <3

[sarahstevenbass07]

Luck duck whatever so gay. does it really make you sleep better at night treating others like that? Your an lame 13 yr old and I bet you are not even 78 pounds. Stop trying to make yourself feel better by putting others down. Gosh lol have some class.

[phantastamogoria]

Genius xD

[eseelert]

<3<3<3 you're the BEST!!

[MW2ASSIN]

@ luvtheluckyducks or what ever the hell ur name is. Ur gay...u have no life...go fuck urself in a corner bitch because no one will ever love u u have no heart time for a wake up call hun. Im 4'10 and at a healthy weight ever here of that u anerexic bitch grow a heart where the black spot above ur deflated boob is. Wake up calls hurt and the more true it is... The better of a person u could pissibly be later but till then take my advice and go fuck urself in a corner anerexic bitch

[MrPraski]

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh fatty alert aaaaahhhh

[ang3linpeace]

LOL they don't have make up on the farm they milk cows !!LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[mistressquin]

LMFAO! Your amazing <3

[1010skyla]

Hey ur so funny

[MrLucii1991]

that was AWESOME!!!!!! hahaha

[vikvik16]

Omg you look like my friend's mom I love you already :D

[ScreamxxRadio]

omg ur so funny  <3

[ScreamxxRadio]

Very pretty :)

[CocoMoss2003]

I love you SOOO much for this!!! God bless Gloria!!!!

[Luvtheluckyducks]

@1123awesomeness haha well guess what? I'm '4 "10 and a dancer! Well I hope you get off your butt and go exercise! Well....... Have a good day!!!!

[elmozakuro]

@Luvtheluckyducks congratulations on being a midget. and you took the time out of your midget life to rag on someone else. fucking bitch

[heavenlyrandomworld]

@luvtheluckyducks i may probably be younger than you but i am way more mature than you.To me she is really pretty on the outside and in.Dont judge people by their look!

[StarthatsBerry]

@luvtheluckyducks wtf are u? Anorexic? 78 lbs and ur 13!? U must be either really short or u have issues. It's ppl like u who are so prejudice that they don't see true beauty and that makes u ugly. I hope u learn to grown up before u end up a lonely person who drinks beer for a living and ends up with no friends.

[zurcuff]

omg isnt she from tumblr?

[KimmiTURNIP]

Brilliant

[LadyPMor]

lol! i wanted to be a "sexy" construction worker and couldve used this vid back in october lol.

[KharmansCupOfT]

AUNTY EM WOULD BITCH SLAP THE HELL OUTTA DOROTHY! love it! great vid, Gloria is ridiculously funny. My favorite part is when she says, "I don't just want to be a cop, I want to be a sexy cop.... BRILLIANT." lmao

[elizabeth990454]

Don't listen to all those haters. I bet they don't have even a little of your great personality .loved your videos! ;)

[rawrr2099]

HAHAHA! LOVE.

Screw people who think you're JUST a heavy person. It's people like that who turn out to be the ugly one with that kind of character.

[Luvtheluckyducks]

@ TheLittlericecooker nope! I'm actually 13 and weigh 78 pounds soo ya!

[Jazzyliz18]

@Luvtheluckyducks why is there a talking brat where the mature people are?

[Luvtheluckyducks]

Why is there a talking cow in petrilude's spot?

[TheLittlericecooker]

@Luvtheluckyducks thats rlly mean... what are you some kind of sumo？

[ShortStackPancakes23]

@Luvtheluckyducks wow your comment was horrible. im only 14 years old and i would never say that about someone. for someone whos only a year older than you, im obviously 10 times more mature. seriously, grow the fuck up

[nailpolish428]

@Luvtheluckyducks lol!

[1123awesomeness]

@Luvtheluckyducks What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you even think of saying that? Are you like proud that you are extremely underweight?? That's sick. Get some real meat on your bones-take a hint from gloria that you don't need to be a twig to be beautiful because I'm sure 78 pounds isn't.

[kabukiboyhelvetica]

Dont like her!

[surfnsand55]

greatest video ever.

[PassionatePhalanges]

I love her sarcasm!

[Luvtheluckyducks]

Um........No.

[alexrcman]

I FREAKING LOVE HER SHE IS AWESOME!!!!!!! Lol

[littlestgrumper]

I freakin love this video so much that my love for it is on a whole other plane of existance!!!

[Dethtech]

Now this was hilariously epic

[millersienna]

You could totally add a few bruises to that look and amp it up to sexy crack whore cop, firefighter, nurse. That would look fierce!

[mariel8193]

hahaha I love Gloria's videos!!! she is hilarious but she does it with this really cool face like she is saying something normal hahahaha

[glorific]

OMG she is just HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! and always with such a calm expression. Funny :-)

[fehsiow]

I wish there's a EXTREME LOVE button!

[annaczxxify]

she is so cool!!!good job gurll!!!

[EkaterinaAuditore]

this is the most useful tutorial ive ever come across. well done indeed.

[myrul2711]

Love Her..... 

[shanykristy]

im going to slut up my face now... tra la la la la .... then im gonna milk a cow!! weee

[EvilKittySayzRawr]

Videos like these make me glad I can be more creative on halloween than the average high school cheerleader who spends ninety nine percent of her time on her back with her ankles behind her ears

[GiselJolie]

OH MY HAHAHAHAHA. Leg Avenue destroyed originality. I miss the days when we all made our own costumes out of sheets, torn old clothes and a good old fashion sewing machine.

[s8k8p97]

@GiselJolie I was the Mad hatter for Halloween and I made the whole thing from scratch, and clothes from the thrift store. 

[cheekymonkey510]

Your fucking awsome xS

[youreajerk101]

I love Gloria!! She just doesn't give a f**k...

[HelloKittyLove01]

this video is the shit!

[kookoo279]

I have the same grey striped shirt that she has in the background.

O.o

[TazSilvercat]

I absolutely loved this! I totally agree with her on the dipshitness off the people who are all "OOOOH YOU DIDN'T DO A VIDEO JUST FOR ME! *pout pout pout* "

cause it is so damn hard to look at ALL your wonderful amazing videos and I absolutely LOVE Gloria, shes Glorious!

[VinnyMcqueen]

Your so funny I love u!

[michellerw1]

This is the best thing I have ever watched.

[bannedstorylovrr]

i LOVE this!

[puma1995]

I LOVE GLORIA SHE IS SO COOL AND AWSOME

[RedHotMuse12]

Omfg it's Gloria!

[MyNameIsCierra]

i found her to be hella funny. :0

[MissAnneM7]

Haha.. Love it!

[dangmiaaXo]

this is beautiful ! i love it , great .

[emmspe]

Your amazing :L

[ImALoserBabyKillMe]

I Love you. <3

[BeautyFromWithinXoXo]

bahahahah!!! this is GREAT! I LOVE!!

[x1MissWorld1x]

hehe you are funny! :D

[sarahbaronessify]

they lived in the woods! aaah i love you!

[AlyWallyCobainy]

Freddy Kruger xDD

[JuiceyyX]

ahhhh your amazing!

[lovemebaybay303]

i love you haha

[ayybaybayy11]

You're so funny, omg.

[oxnard332]

221 people aren't sexy cop, firefighter, Alice in Wonderland, Red Riding Hood, nun, nurse, Freddy Kruegers

[thatswhatalyxsaid]

i love you.

[IrradiatedLove]

lmfao shes so funny

[CoDy22009]

love

[lastunicorny]

Yay!

[RamonaViciousMonroe]

epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Oohyoutouchmytalala]

I love you.

[kjsmith7]

I love it

[xoxspicygurlxox]

rofl i love it xD

[lisawonderlandd]

This was brilliant, Go Gloria!!

[RajaRobot]

XD! YES.

[xoxofashiondiva]

O.M.F.G. YOU ARE GOD.

[chrisbrownHESMINE]

haha FIVE STARS!

[pollybott]

hahahahaahah auntie em would bitch slap the hell out of dorothy!!

[Asyut2]

hahahaha a "simple" sexy makeup tutorial that's funny; I LOVE it :)

[sammXskull]

Brilliance hahahaha

[zoejennison12]

"so he doesn't have to take you out to eat, before he fucks you" hahaahahagsga that made me laugh, she just said it so casually!

[uavida]

lol that was sooo unexpected! hilarious chick.

[tacosareyumm]

when i first clicked on this video I was thinking the obvious comments about her weight but after watching this video... she is freaking hilarious!

[TazSilvercat]

@tacosareyumm what? you think big chicks cant be awesome? Sweetheart we really gotta be awesome, please get to know more big girls, many of them are freaking amazing.

[HippoKissez]

i love her <3

[zikica1508]

love youuuuuuu :)

[LandiLisa]

omg! Hahahahahaha.

[yayvj007]

she is hilarious! loves it!

[xLaRoux]

HAHA you made my day !!!

[SRivera83]

LMAO all i have to say is: you are  AWESOMEEE!!! :D

you made my morning! Happy Halloween!

[Avarissa]

hahahaha you're absolutely adorable <3 I loved this video.

[DSquirrel30]

Gloria <3 thank you for making me smile

[pbjkili]

hahaha that was great!

[KrystalwithaK]

can i just say that she is effing hilarious!!! Her voice is so funny. She's so sarcastic lol i love it!

"These people are so original. Like one person was like, 'I don't just wanna be a cop.....I wanna be a SEXY cop'.....brilliant" <<<<<< iDIED!!! lmao

[Anonlolzup]

<3 you Gloria...

[angelaautomatic]

@Anonlolzup so you say you <3 her but you call her fat and ugly you make 0% since

[theonlyiMooneh]

ur hilarious gloria

[peasncarrots92]

my 1st time watching your video and i had to favorite, thumbs up, and subscribe hahaha

you're awesome

[gangiskon]

you look unhealthy o_O

[angelaautomatic]

Btw I love you! this is funny =] haha I never do the "sexy" look i always do the "i want to make you piss yourself" look =]

[angelaautomatic]

@Anonlolzup haha your really ignorant she is Beautiful just because shes fucking not 60 pounds (i'm not eaiter) does not make her ugly

you better check yourself be for you wreck your self

[Anonlolzup]

@angelaautomatic 1) Beautiful should not be capitalized...

2) I thought it was obvious that she wasn't 60 pounds.

3) Either is not spelled 'eaiter'

4) Yes being overweight does make you less attractive although she is very funny.

5) I googled "how to be a sexy firefighter" (or something similar) as a joke with friends and got this video.

6) I am all ready a 'sexy' lifeguard (irl). No need to be a 'sexy' firefighter

Come at me.

[angelaautomatic]

@Anonlolzup haha okay So

1.I don't care about the way i spell

2.your a fucking idot

3.you are stupid for calling her ugly just because she not 60 pound

i bet your the kind of girl that shoves her finger down your throat to be skinny

4.your shallow,I bet you make fun of people that's only 140 pounds

5. no one gives a shit what you are

you can tell you have a shitty personality

go away no need to be rude to her she is

beautiful the way she is

[Anonlolzup]

@angelaautomatic

You're**

learn to spell... good grammar is 'sexier' than being a fat ass

and im a guy...?

[muhkaykay]

@Anonlolzup already* 

[Anonlolzup]

@muhkaykay lol. asdfghjkl

[terrbbgurl323]

@Anonlolzup lol

[misshizzlej]

@Anonlolzup are you really so lost that you need a youtube video to learn how to be a sexy firefighter for halloween...? let me help you, step one. find sexy firefighter outfit. step two. hope/tell yourself you look sexy in it. step three. wear it. its really quite simple. :)

[lquiles0]

@Anonlolzup It is because of people like you that feel the need to judge, name call, & bully others to make yourself feel better about your own image. If u had to google "how to be a sexy" ANYTHING then u are most likely not attractive yourself. Who taught you to be so mean and possess so much hatred for others that are different or not your idea of attractive? If you possess this much hatred then you're the ugly one in this situation.

[Anonlolzup]

@lquiles0 I recall all previous statements. I feel no need to take this any further.

[HellsingWalter87]

OMG YOU'RE FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

[toxygamer]

Haha I love her!!!!! <3

[ilovealex4ever05]

you are always f****** hilarious

[imblingmadchick]

i fucking love you!

[XDMirandaXD]

haha i love that chick lol

[nikole107]

hahah hilarious love it

:)

[EssieBeaulieu]

xD lmao I LOVE YOU!

[yanibee15]

omg!!! i love her~!!!!!

[whitelily939]

oh my you are just fabulous :)) thumbs up for you, i really love this video... p.s. i`m also pissed up about turning halloween into a "make yourself look as bitchy as you can" feast :)

[coastiewife7]

Love love love this!!!!

[soffk03]

i love you , your hilarious

[greenismeen]

lol "add some lipgloss and make it look like its really greasy, like you ate before you went into the club so that the guy you found at the club dosent have to take you out to dinner before he fucks you."

[jools1243]

do you have a channel your hilarious!

[sora1415]

FINALLY! somebody understands how idiotic the sexy____ obsession is! Halloween is an excuse for girls to wear lingerie out and not get bitchslapped for it.....

[MadAsAHatterMakeup]

i dont get it

[luvbunny12345]

HAHAHAH

[annazraf]

hahahaahaaaa!!

[RocknRollPrincess88]

omg! This is by far the best video on you tube! I love josh and his videos but this beats them all this is great! Your hilarious! And josh you are crazy talented definately gifted!

[makeupismypassion31]

Lmao!  I would have loved to see Auntie Em bitchslap the hell outta Dorothy! lol

[CRUSHMExxLOVE]

YES YES YES! you're my hero.

[TheLittleLoli]

You were meant to be my sister. Lol

[MakeupLover03]

haha LOVE this video!

[TheJessiiDee]

<3 :)