Massage Video Therapy-Shoulder Massage

[Jaqiithebest]

this video should last a few hours...:)



[Weedsmoke12]

this is the video that started my massage video need before sleep :D .

[DraftMasterJohn]

Dang, if she would have just said 'top' one more time I'd have been transported to Nervana.

[dair805]

What type of oil you use?

[JAuraTV]

Lita could out someone in a Coma

[EnjoyEverything90210]

Down to the top of the.... scapula, there. Mmmm

[marcuschookt]

I'll pay her a dollar for every second she talks while massaging. For a whole day. I'll find the money somehow.

[mrceebees14]

I have yet to find a massage therapist  that is as good as this one is.

[SausageTooth]

Her voice is fantastic! I've already been awake for about 20 hours, but this almost drove me over the edge!

[jovannesage]

sca.......pul..........zzzzzzz­zzzzzz........a

[Rahme7]

Look at the smile on her client's face, she is in heaven

[LamepantsAQW]

that person being massaged looks so fucking relaxed and happy :P

[oismackhead]

@LamepantsAQW of course she has the best job in the world, shes a model who is being paid to get massaged (well i assume shes getting paid)

[kidkush7044]

this is not relaxing

[DIJANA77777]

does your brain tingles or is just me?

[Jacksterblud]

@DIJANA77777

Yea it always happens to me. I tend to call it a brain orgasm.

[majorinvaderzimfan01]

When it comes to massage videos, you can't beat Lita! No matter what video I look up, I always come back to Lita's. They just don't have the relaxing soothness she does. :) Thanks for all the videos!

[vidharr17]

I tried 30 tmes to write a damcomment on this vido but everytme i fall aslep andnow i just wannaslep once ag.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[s0o0s0o0naser2022]

استرخخخخخخخاآء

[0athos0]

Her daughters smile - priceless.

[Molo6899]

i used to watch these after playin mw2 but no more thanks to black ops

[norwegcat]

Her voice is much less expensive than a valium and without the side effects!

[melchiahxxx]

Only Bob Ross could give her a run for her money in the relaxation department.

[romrb2]

I am literally trying to massage my own shoulders at the moment. It's pathetic LOL

[PapaKenny777]

Lita, will you marry me? hahaha

[singinglawnchair]

Lita's voice could make Christian Bale calm. =P

[aliceinwonderlandx]

goosebumps ^.^

[kuriSanG]

You guys are having an internet argument on a massage tutorial video.

Genius.

[slatertots017]

@kuriSanG I know. I feel like an idiot for even responding once

[rwalter23]

Not even slightly......

[slatertots017]

@rwalter23 oh my god shut the fuck up you annoying sophomoric little shit

[rwalter23]

@slatertots017 Oh sweetie, you seem tense. "Sophomoric" eh? I bet you were looking in the theasaurus for ages for that one; your use of it belies your ignorance. You really need to chill some little one, life flows a little better once you realise to stop being so irrate. Is it because those big nasty boys won't stop fondling you even though you tell them to stop? They will get tired of you soon. Thanks so much for your intelligent comment, look forward to hearing from you. Have a lovely day!

[slatertots017]

@rwalter23 Nice try. Trying to sound smart doesn't make you smart, asshole. And another thing, your prejudicial insults on me belie YOUR ignorance. So don't even start with ignorance, you fuck, because your logic is all sorts of fucked up. And no, I'm not mad because of the big strong boys, I'm bi and would have no problem with that. I'm pissed because i know there will always be a dick like you to ruin a perfectly good thing.

[rwalter23]

@slatertots017 Oooooo, temper, temper little one. I think I'll leave you to it, you clearly have some anger issues there. I wish you all the very best.

P.S You have clearly decided to intellectualise your last response, and well done for trying, however the use of swear words is so very vulgar and doesn't paint you in such an intelligent light...... so back to the trailer now sweetie, time to get that rectum of yours pumped with more goat semen! God bless you for loving it so much. x x x

[slatertots017]

@rwalter23 whatever. I'm going to stop responding to you because I'm sure you get off somehow on the attention I'm giving you. Is it because you are insecure about yourself in reality? regardless, I'm going to stop bothering because you are obviously an idiot. Have a shitty day.

[rwalter23]

@slatertots017 Ah, shame as your laughable and intellectually devoid "dialogue" has been a source of humour and fun for me. In short, and I'm going to be clear and simple as you're clearly a simple soul intellectually; if you are agressive and rude initially, and I quote, "sophormoric little shit," then expect a response that puts you in your place. Back to the trailer now to pleasure all those animals (of both sexes of course) which you fornicate with to load guitar music. Will miss u x x x

[MrLaGuy96]

@rwalter23 you ever try rubbing one out?

[SolidSnake3131]

@rwalter23 What an awesome comeback. Seriously. I would give that ten thumbs up if I could.

[urpanicm]

@rwalter23 are u some kind of gay hippie?

[noraclairemiller]

@urpanicm I'm a gay hippie!!!

[davidfreilich]

@slatertots017 some people just like the sound of their own voice which is a perfectly natural thing, but why feed the fire? Sophisticated insults and his persistency kinda puts the two of you in the spot light. Unless you're sadistic, its simply ineffectual bickering sides, if you truely don't give a shit, don't comment.

[slatertots017]

@davidfreilich hence why i haven't fed the troll in over a month

[rwalter23]

Not even a little bit.......

[rwalter23]

I mean it, not ONE BIT.

[rwalter23]

Just to reaffirm a point that some of you may have gathered from text comments on this page; I watched a Victoria Spriggs video too, and it didn't SOOTH ME ONE BIT.......... LITA FOREVER!!

[laice34]

@rwalter23 somehow you seem to irratate through text

[rwalter23]

@laice34 Apologies; read the previous entries from OSCARLIVESINABIN, Baronpoopjello and maxpower4649 further down the page and I hope you'll realise my text comments were intended to have a very strong sarcastic under current....... that and I was feeling in a cheeky mood when I posted them......

P.S check your spelling; "irratate" as you put it, is spelt IRRITATE.

Either way, Lita rules.

Hope you're doing well whatever part of the world you are in.

Peace.

[kp996]

@rwalter23 He's right you are irritating

[rwalter23]

You know I watched a Victoria Spriggs video too, and it didn't SOOTH ME ONE BIT!!!!!!! LITA FOREVER!!

[justhackett22]

i wouldnt want a message from her atm because i got pimples on my back... and it would be awkward

[Baronpoopjello]

I watched one of those victoria spriggs videos, and it didn't soothe me one bit. LITA FOREVER

[OSCARLIVESINABIN]

i agree same here i checked one of her videos out today didnt do anything for me LITA FOREVER

[Baronpoopjello]

I've always wondered if there is some sort of science behind why my body relaxes to the tone of her voice? I would love to know.

[felixhausdorff]

I would like to know that too. Maybe it has to do with the fact that her voice is very motherly. But then again, my mothers voice is not nearly as relaxing as Litas...

[MurakamiTenshi]

Yes I think that motherly tone in her voice attributes to people being soothed

[givingyou]

@Baronpoopjello she has a nice voice tone, she speaks quietly and she pronounces sounds in very smooth way.

[PapaKenny777]

Wow! Lita is the Michael Jordan of massage!. No one better.

[theAMAZINGdesi]

there are many celeberties that i would die to meet... but Lita is on the top of my list of people i wanna meet just so i can get the chance to get an amazing massage from her, and just to hear her voice in person!

[unconcealed]

Ill pay damn good money for lita to give me a massage while saying what shes doing, Guarenteed best sleep youll ever have. Shes almost like a Jiggly Puff!! xD

[welovepies]

jiggly puffs ftw!

[xKAIZIAx]

@unconcealed lmfao jiggly puff hahaha that fucking made my day hearing jiggly puff

[krinnin]

@unconcealed what is a Jiggly Puff?

[unconcealed]

@krinnin A pokemon. Haha youd have to know it to get it.

[davidappiah]

@unconcealed lool ur sooooooooo ryt

[atlbroad]

i would pay endless amounts of money to have this women give me a massage and just talk! Her voice puts me to bed everynight! its so weird lol

[DaughterUnderChrist]

i was a hardcore lita fan, but lately i've been liking victoria's videos better. i think the accent gives it an edge, especially since lita's so quiet.

still, these definately do work... well..

[desmoil]

Who is Victoria??

[DaughterUnderChrist]

Victoria Sprigg. An English massage therapist.

[bonesintheriver]

oh man thanks for the recommendation!!

[DaughterUnderChrist]

haha, no problem :D she's good too, eh?

[a217andy]

You know people if you have a stressful day at work  or just a stressful day watch this video and you will fill a lot better trust me...................

[hthrvrgn]

"and up the neck." puts the cherry on top for me.

[popsizcrazy]

i think the way she says muscles is like a giant marshmellow with warm fuziness inside

[pelayopwns1]

i wouldn't care if she had tacks for fingers...i would still take a massage from lita

[CrazeeCatrin]

one of the her most relxaing vids

"taaap uh the shouldersssss"

[cailie]

i think that the way she says "top" is like a floating cream puff

[rattlehead2009]

The greatest simile ever written =)

[theAMAZINGdesi]

hehe, you definatly said it :)

[97sweeney10]

I love the way she says "And up the neck" at 1:17. It relaxes me so!

[Razor1Phoenix]

I cant figure out either woman is enjoining the massage itself or Lita voice... What I know is that she is smiling and happy.

[JeniferSheppard]

Ahh! i can't explain how badly I would like them to combine all of THESE massage videos and sell them as an audio!

I bought the sleep one and put it on my Mp3 player but its just not the same! Her voice when it isn't rehearsed is so much more soothing!

[ATLchick07]

I know! I bought Tropical Sleep and Deep Sleep, but they just aren't the same as these massage videos! I think i actually could string these all together as an audio.

[onnet7]

Google search for tutorials regarding 'Stereo Mix', and you can rip the audio directly off the videos using something like Audacity.

Then save as .wav/ .mp3 and you can use it on your MP3 player.

[DanAdictiveChick]

Yeah, I've tried to make a playlist out of my favorite Lita videos so that I can just lie in bed and let them lull me into delicious unconsciousness but some of them play back at different volumes and where one clip might be too low, the next one might be too loud. =(

Still, I can't get enough of her beautiful, calming voice!

[pppaaaooo13]

Can someone plz tell me what happens after 0:40?I fall asleep and i dont see

[hthrvrgn]

the very end "up the neck" jsdhbddvahegwvhef i pretty much slide out of my chair with my eyes rolling in the back of my head.

[Spykeri]

omg me 2

[samma19]

her voice makes my ears tingle!

[scarface1567]

this really needs to be longer than one minute.

[MrDrProfessorBolton]

@scarface1567 it is. 19 seconds =P

[lolfreak21196]

@scarface1567 aaaaamen

[KevL75]

I wish she had an English accent.

[KECHAMBERS45]

Her mid to southern US accent is why it's very mellow... I can't think of a regional UK accent that would work better..., maybe "soft" scottish? She is what she is, and the voice is wonderfull...

[skidmark90]

me too. i think it would be soft, despite what people say :)

[connadders]

check out victoria spriggs

[Scyfersythe]

Lita owns Victoria Spriggs in the butt.

[connadders]

Not in my opinion. I like Victoria better. And please don't make yourself look more stupid by doing another insult.

[Scyfersythe]

You say that as if I were serious. I do prefer Lita's voice, but I wouldn't seriously try to make a claim like. Just some humor. Calm down.

[Allokai]

Her voice makes me want to fall asleep! XD She does have a very relaxing tone...

[VinnyFairplay]

girl seems to be REALLY enjoying that...... :(

[oldelpaso1987]

just watching this before bed

mmmmmm

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[chuchita8410]

Lita why dont you put your relaxation audios for free!!!

[beanbeanbean27]

OWW

& that woman's a bad actor. lol

but lita's amazing!

[skidmark90]

she's not acting, she enjoys the massage.

[blitzertidus]

So I actually bought an hour long video from her website and use it to fall asleep every night. Incredible.

[donsarahbanks]

It would be bad if Lita made audio tapes and people listened to them while driving.

[littlefuzzer]

This woman getting a massage's blood pressure is going to drop so low she's going to have a stroke.

[maxwest333]

heaven appears to be a place on earth.

[foppa123]

sometimes the smallest things can be the largest

[Woden23]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh reeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxx­x

[docsweetness]

lita is the best!

[Jhnnyreb51]

She actually has recorded a mp3 file for a small fee on the website listed on the video. It's very relaxing I hear!

[Ladyoflorien82]

I love her voice!

[stephanie5583]

lol, everyone loves lita

[MoodyBobble]

I agree! Please please please do that, Lita!

[tumbleweedtricks]

In addition to being a masseuse, I wish you would record relaxing podcasts! It would cure my insomnia.