Any combo of cards that adds up to 15 gets 2 pts. Pairs get 2 pts, 3 of a kind = 6, 4 of a kind =12, runs (cards in order like 5-6-7) give you 1 pt for each card in the run. Flushes give you 4 when all 4 cards in your hand are the same suit and 5 when all 4 cards in your hand AND the card that gets turned up at the beginning are all the same suit. You add up your score and peg it. The dealer gets to add his/her hand score as well as any points placed in the crib that hand. First to 121 wins.
Ah - Cribbage is easy! Dealer changes back and forth each hand - dealer gets the "Crib". Each player discards 2 cards to the crib (good cards when it's yours, bad when it's your opponents). Then you take turns playing cards - you get 2 pts if you can get the total to add to exactly 15. The total can never exceed 31. If every card in your hand will put the total over 31, you say "Go", your opponent gets a point, and the count resets to 0. At the end of the hand you count up your pts.
I actually learned Cribbage before I learned Hearts (or Spades). Cribbage is like a cross between Blackjack and Rummy, sort of. I still don't get much strategy in Hearts. It also helps to have someone who knows how to play to teach you.
Absolutely painful watching you play crib, my dears. Absolutely painful. Also it seemed like your opponent cheated the heck out of that game to get such nice hands!
"I think at least we know the rules for this game, basically it's like you put the cards on the table and then sometimes you take them of from the table, it works like that."
For anyone not knowing how to play cribbage, you'll know how to do so watching my video response approved by hercrabbiness :P. SHARE THE LOVE FOR CRIBBAGE :D.
Also, not to nitpick, but the queen of spades is 13 points. :p And I kind of like Roger in this game... he is kind of boring and he whines a bit too much about being stuck in the card game, but still... he's Roger Wilco!
Cribbage is a fun game, a very fun game. Not too confusing after you get the hang of it, but I'm one of those people who looks at the game rules as a last resort, so early on I was owned pretty good by a good player.
shooting for the moon is basically a winning fail. If you shoot for the moon, it means you collected so much fail that it all collapses in on itself and turns into a fountain of win. Kind of like a black hole of fail.
I don't understand Cribbage either, so I was highly amused by the random "Fifteen!" and "Thirty-one!" It sounded like the rules of a made up game that a con artist plays to trick people out of their money.
Ok let me explain the point counting in cribbage...they both count while playing and in the cribbage totalling 15 = 2 points totalling 31 = 2 points two of the same = 2 points (ex: 2 3's in a row) three of the same = 6 points four of the same = 12 points a sequel of 3 = 3 points a sequel of 3+x = 3+x points the crib is where you give 4 cards to a player. These cards will add to your points at the end of the game. The flipped card adds to your points at the end of the play. That's the basic!
after passing the cards to the crib, one player splits the pack of card to reveal the extra card. There's something about jack giving you an extra point that I don't really remember (shame on me).
Then you toss cards taking turn, they add up in number. You can't go over 31...so if both parties has no card to stay under 31, they both say GO and the first one saying GO has 1 point and then the counter starts all over again.
I'll let you with finding the strategies to win =D
okay I'll stop with that joke...it's getting old hahaha !
And you'll have some lecturing from me as well TomSFox ! No one will escape from my anger against people who don't know how to play cribbage RAWR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No really you should learn it's an extremely fun card game lol.
I learned how to play Cribbage by playing a Sierra / Hoyle release.
This is more enjoyable than I figured it'd be.
Nobs involves a Jack. There's always a card face side up in the crib. If that card is a jack, you get a point if the crib is yours. If it's any other card, and you have the jack of the suit that is displayed on the card that is face up, then you get nobs later on when the points are tallied up.
Any combo of cards that adds up to 15 gets 2 pts. Pairs get 2 pts, 3 of a kind = 6, 4 of a kind =12, runs (cards in order like 5-6-7) give you 1 pt for each card in the run. Flushes give you 4 when all 4 cards in your hand are the same suit and 5 when all 4 cards in your hand AND the card that gets turned up at the beginning are all the same suit. You add up your score and peg it. The dealer gets to add his/her hand score as well as any points placed in the crib that hand. First to 121 wins.
SuttaBro 6 months ago
Ah - Cribbage is easy! Dealer changes back and forth each hand - dealer gets the "Crib". Each player discards 2 cards to the crib (good cards when it's yours, bad when it's your opponents). Then you take turns playing cards - you get 2 pts if you can get the total to add to exactly 15. The total can never exceed 31. If every card in your hand will put the total over 31, you say "Go", your opponent gets a point, and the count resets to 0. At the end of the hand you count up your pts.
SuttaBro 6 months ago
I used to play cribbage all the time, and this video is going to make me pee myself from laughing so hard!
Dulcimerist 1 year ago
Shooting the moon results in you receiving no points while everyone else receives 26
bloodguzzler 1 year ago 2
I hated that blonde bitch with the side pony tail
bloodguzzler 1 year ago
That sucks. I used to play these games as a kid and had a ball...
derrtyjake06 1 year ago
where can I download this?
derrtyjake06 1 year ago
@derrtyjake06 I don't think you can... I got it from LateBlt, who got it from a stranger on IRC, so I'm afraid I can't help you with that...
hercrabbiness 1 year ago
@derrtyjake06 I don't think you can... I got it from LateBlt, who got it from a stranger on IRC, so I'm afraid I can't help you with that... :(
hercrabbiness 1 year ago
@derrtyjake06 its available for DosBox over at Abandonia.
LuigiDodgeball 11 months ago
Thanks for teaching me Hearts. I finally understand how to play now. I just learned Cribbage. It's totally for math ppl only!
ahtartersauce101 1 year ago
OMG I REMEMBER THIS!!!! Ummmm was that the colonel's face from "colonel's bequest" ??? hahaha
izlude2 1 year ago
I actually learned Cribbage before I learned Hearts (or Spades). Cribbage is like a cross between Blackjack and Rummy, sort of. I still don't get much strategy in Hearts. It also helps to have someone who knows how to play to teach you.
SchlossRitter 1 year ago
I was so excited when Diane said that to me back when I was a kid. Then I learned she said that to everyone, and was sad.
AmberOfTheApocolypse 2 years ago 2
Absolutely painful watching you play crib, my dears. Absolutely painful. Also it seemed like your opponent cheated the heck out of that game to get such nice hands!
Cagriaboyu 2 years ago
"I think at least we know the rules for this game, basically it's like you put the cards on the table and then sometimes you take them of from the table, it works like that."
The insight is tremendous! ^^
Itslvle 2 years ago
For anyone not knowing how to play cribbage, you'll know how to do so watching my video response approved by hercrabbiness :P. SHARE THE LOVE FOR CRIBBAGE :D.
MathiasXII 2 years ago
Also, not to nitpick, but the queen of spades is 13 points. :p And I kind of like Roger in this game... he is kind of boring and he whines a bit too much about being stuck in the card game, but still... he's Roger Wilco!
AgentSmithClan 2 years ago
Cribbage is a fun game, a very fun game. Not too confusing after you get the hang of it, but I'm one of those people who looks at the game rules as a last resort, so early on I was owned pretty good by a good player.
AgentSmithClan 2 years ago
Cribbage sounds like confusing fun.
It also sounds like cabbage.
VigorBalloon 2 years ago 2
I never get used to play card games and / or card game rules, but it's fun watching you guys playing them :P
Bajamamut 2 years ago 2
shooting for the moon is basically a winning fail. If you shoot for the moon, it means you collected so much fail that it all collapses in on itself and turns into a fountain of win. Kind of like a black hole of fail.
thegameulost 2 years ago 4
*record screeching to a halt* wait, WHAT THE FUCK? roger wilco's the boring one?
thegameulost 2 years ago
she likes nobs? think she'll like my nob?
thegameulost 2 years ago
we're takin her to our crib to have some fun having epic...CARD GAMES! yeah, umm, *card games* uhh... sure... let's go with that...
thegameulost 2 years ago
I don't understand Cribbage either, so I was highly amused by the random "Fifteen!" and "Thirty-one!" It sounded like the rules of a made up game that a con artist plays to trick people out of their money.
Cerebrocaust 2 years ago
yep. I don't know how to play cribbage either :)
feslenraster 2 years ago
I wouldn't expect you to understand the rules of Cribbage, you weren't born in the 19th century.
I bet it would be fun to actually play rummy with you and LateBlt.
joshryker 2 years ago
MathiasXII 2 years ago
basic part 2 :
after passing the cards to the crib, one player splits the pack of card to reveal the extra card. There's something about jack giving you an extra point that I don't really remember (shame on me).
Then you toss cards taking turn, they add up in number. You can't go over 31...so if both parties has no card to stay under 31, they both say GO and the first one saying GO has 1 point and then the counter starts all over again.
I'll let you with finding the strategies to win =D
MathiasXII 2 years ago
WHAT ! You don't know how to play cribbage ? ='(
*one star unsubscribed*
okay I'll stop with that joke...it's getting old hahaha !
And you'll have some lecturing from me as well TomSFox ! No one will escape from my anger against people who don't know how to play cribbage RAWR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No really you should learn it's an extremely fun card game lol.
MathiasXII 2 years ago
I have to go now!
TomSFox 2 years ago
I wonder if this is what the Hero goes through whenever he plays Cribbage with 'Enry the 'Ermit.
jtd786 2 years ago 3
Crabby is correct in the Hearts instance. Taking tricks doesn't hurt you unless there are hearts in the pack.
FrogurtX 2 years ago
"...... It works better if you click the stop button." XD
koptamizo 2 years ago 2
I learned how to play Cribbage by playing a Sierra / Hoyle release.
This is more enjoyable than I figured it'd be.
Nobs involves a Jack. There's always a card face side up in the crib. If that card is a jack, you get a point if the crib is yours. If it's any other card, and you have the jack of the suit that is displayed on the card that is face up, then you get nobs later on when the points are tallied up.
GnatTwo 2 years ago
I don't know how to play Cribbage, either; so don't worry, no lecturing from me.
TomSFox 2 years ago
Beep Beep
shiningkingghidora 2 years ago