catchin a cuban knight anole and gettin bit LOL

[XxCOOLIGUANAxX]

one time i was at my grandmas house and iwas with my sister and we saw one on a tree the closer i got to it the more creeper it looks then it starts hissing and opening its mouth and my sister and me ran off

[Lolzorpantz]

this reminds me of when i was in florida and i saw one up in a tree and i just HAD to catch it , when i did it reached around and bit my hand and it did not let go for like, 15 min i was sitting there on the pavement and thinking.. wtf, i cant just rip it off me. left a well-noticable teethmarking around my hand for a couple of days. powerful jaws for such a small lizard. gotta love em, this happend at blabla-hotel ftlauderdale Florida :p

[xXTHExSiMPLExLiFEXx]

thats a green anole!!! i live in florida so what...is a cuban knight anole called a green anole where u come from?

[Hakulanni]

You deserved the bite... he kept warning you to leave him alone. You're also very lucky. Sometimes they carry millions of really harmful bacteria in their mouths including Ebola, Tetanus and Hepatitis... Consider yourself lucky!

[Icyblackkat]

@Hakulanni Are you sure you don't mean E coli? If anoles carried Ebola then they would be the scourge of the planet and that kid would've died a horrible, horrible death.

[sithlordsoup]

thats awesome

[Adrianred721]

LMFAO @wattheducking

[flyinbryan1619]

he straight up kikked yo azz

[Lehmann108]

They bite like a son of a bitch! Good idea to wash it off right away.

[XxWarriorcats1xX]

lol i tries catchin one but they are smart... nice catch

[DanTheShinyHunter]

hehehehe Anole Anul hehehehe

[masisters135]

Where do you live? I got one at a pet store and she bite me a couple of times, and it does hurt. One time she bit me and she wouldn't let go.

[turtlesnsquirrels]

its bigger then the 1 i have

[bradenv120]

thanks!

[rapcrap3]

it dose not heart wen thay bite u bitch



[rapcrap3]

it dose not heart wen thay bite u bitch

[Mistystar2000]

@rapcrap3 it does sometimes asshole!!!

[violentJ678]

damn try gettin bit by a 4 ft green iguana! my iggy bit me nd it scard my finger

[bradenv120]

im geting a pet anole and i was just wondering if that hurt

[TheBrandonLand]

@bradenv120 dont worry this was a cuban knight anole they bite make feel like a sharp pinch and the one your getting may be a normal anole wich if they bite you dont hurt not at all the most u will feel is a pinch no blood so dont worry

[TheDaniel7310]

bitch thats wat u get for u dick bisqits

[SmilesHK]

smart kid, goes and washes his hand instantly. most kids wouldn't have done that

[Grov3r3]

gay guy ha cry baby

[CAFilip09]

Not supposed yo release them, not native...

[Em9220Em]

i dont blame you for crying

[JohnnyDesaint]

U KNOW BETTER THAN GOIN MESSING WITH CUBANS!

[JohnnyDesaint]

WE USED THESE THINGS IN CUBA TO CATCH TARANTULAS LOL.

[moderwarfare2boy1]

was that your if it wasnt i would catch it and not cry about!!!!!!!

[bellerve201]

I've been bitten by many lizards, it doesn't hurt that much. i had a giant lizard on my thumbs (two lizards) and i laughed. i even had lizards bite my ears and hang there! i had learings - lizard-earings. one time, i hung one that bit my finger over a two-story balcony saying" dont let go or you will fall to your death!!"

[EmilyBearfan]

@bellerve201 I get bit by my anoles a lot too and I'm used to it. They can fall from twenty feet and land safely.

[chrisflorida85]

you practically invited that pain upon yourself

[chosenrouge]

haha, what you get for poking at the poor thing lol

[hubjubjub]

Haha I WIN AGAIN

[IPodComputerTips]

Fuck i dont think that thing likes you.

[locoskyzik]

hahhahahahahah

[Starwarfreak131]

I remember when my Leopard gecko bit my finger. It wouldn't stop bleeding for a while.

[holyfaceroll]

this was 3 years ago you trolls.

[thekingofdragons101]

ha sometimes my anole bites me :D

[hubjubjub]

i dont blame u for being all like WHA! i would be like crying too

[kyleman007]

@hubjubjub too bad i didnt cry?

[hubjubjub]

@kyleman007 ya i know but i would've

[dragonfliesftw555]

@kyleman007 wow big whoop it bit you, when i was five i'd hang the on my ears, they dont do shit you dont even have to wash it off its just a lizard bite get over it! LOL

[phanjonathanm]

@dragonfliesftw555 i did that 2 but salmonella...

[TheDakinesurfahboi]

@kyleman007 THEN WHYD U RUN OFF LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?

[TheFlamingoXD]

@kyleman007 man i got bitten and they have really fucking powerful jaws LOL more than any other anole.

[whiteyak5]

Lizard is probably like, BITCH COME BACK FOR SOME MORE! I GOT ALL DAY!!!

[The76mexican76idiot]

where do you live cuz we dont have those where i live

[greendayhieu]

LIZARD RABIES!!!!

[Lspencer95]

dont cry

[kyleman007]

@Lspencer95 ill take that into consideration

[gorz1234]

small? wow your a douche

[link2730]

dude im going to cuba in a year

[MyAnole19]

that thing is huge ive never seen an anole that big

[RSArick]

arghahahahaha

[Phil4Christ]

@RSArick and you are an illiterate teenager who cannot spell or speak right.

[RSArick]

@Phil4Christ Eh?! i was just laughing, pretty sure there's no finite word in the english dictionary that onomatopoeically defines laughter. jeb end

[girlslaw17]

you are a baby that do not know eney thing about reptiles

you harrast it

[DayLight95]

lol he weren't going to wash it off he was gonna go crying to his mommy lol. and is that person recording you a guy or a girl?

[mycoolgecko]

lmao the kid..

"yeah, im gonna go wash this off."

lmao in his mind hes like

oh shit oh shit oh shit... lol

[CHERUBblackshirt]

serves u right 4 harrassing it

[enhund123]

that looked sooo funny!! x)

[murdleking]

Dont EVER let a cuban knight anole bite you! They bite incredibly hard!!

[HillSideSureno13]

hahahah alaime fuk

[rsuriyop]

you look incredibly young for "age: 23" O.o

[kyleman007]

@rsuriyop hahahahahahahaha

[NerfZoo]

@rsuriyop No he's 25 now apparently!

[mrpoop608]

ahahahahah u got scrwed go anole!

[MrBloomadoom]

haha funny child. Try doing this to a komodo next lol

[DayLight95]

retard. always referencing komodo's to make people think you know about reptiles

[noobrune]

@DayLight95 I agree.

[carlosfam34]

man that thing is big thats cool

[turoksniper]

where gloves and how big can anoles get please help

[dartfrog6]

about 2 inches in thier body length but plus the tail about 5.

[bones248]

NO they get bigger

[tman1122334455]

isnt it kinda obvious that your gona get bit? after all he is a wild animal...

[xBurntxRainx]

he wasstressed, his eyes were black, so leave him alone

[Tarantu1aMan]

lol wow that actually hurt,yesterday i was bit by a full grown red tegu on my arm,it was nasty.

[xxsalvationxx22]

hahahaha! idiot!,,, but awsome.. funny.. so did it hurt.?

[Fob616]

Hhahaha should have let it go and stop trying to pet it lol..

[dartfroglover99]

you cant man handle them like that they will bite you and you deserved it

[MukiHyena]

that anole is huge

[Flip0line]

not to be a hater but his hands are just small.

i had anoles around 1foot long from head to tale, they must have been old because i cought them in my yard and died soon after.

[ps3hommy]

haha

[pakuplue]

my cuban knights do that to me like very day.

[TechnoBarbz]

WOW....that's a beauty!

[BrandonD293]

PUSSY

[reptileguy100]

i never new anoles get that big

[anoletrouble]

thats not a small anole!!!

[dartfrog6]

just to let you know im talking to you (HangYourselfCorp)

awsome vid

[syhp47]

when he said "im gonna go wipe this off"it was a lie cuz he went inside to cry cuz it hurt iguess lol!

[Odaku95]

my knight anole is almost 2 times this seize (I don't play with it 0.0)

[joeymuffarco69]

lol damn, that thing was huuuge. i love playing with them haha. ive never had one break skin. but then again, the ones i usually play with are 1/3 the size of that one lol.

[drybones234]

3 ways idiot got bit

1:idiot where did u find that big anole

2: u picked it up wrong and u kept bothering him after u put the down leave them alone

3:he got anooyned by u pcking him up so bit u

[g4m3l4n3]

o shit he got bit! call the ambulance...lol

[bananasamo]

If you pull your hand away when they bite you, you can rip out teeth and even break the anole's jaw

[kyleman007]

i know, but i never pulled it off....

[ilovemyboaconstricto]

his reaction was so fukn funny he looked like he was gonna cry

i think the kids plan was to let it go then catch it but not video tape letting it go but he didnt know he was recording

[kyleman007]

well arent you cool now?

[HangYourselfCorp]

You left because you wanted to hide your tears. Suck it up princess!

[dartfrog6]

shut your fat gay mouth.

your user name is wat you should do to your self.

if you got bit you would probably cry a river you panzee

[wattheducking]

lol he waz like "im go wash this off" and he ran like if he waz going to die...LMFAO

[kyleman007]

well my other option was to let it get infected...i think ill go with washing it off

[willmays3]

kyleman how old are you fucking 10

[kyleman007]

13 faggot

[crazyfingaz1]

lol when i get bit by green anoles they dont seem to want to let go so i just wait lol this was when i lived on my island saipan theres alot there

[tylerl8rnow]

peopel say yu shudnt pick one, but i found a small brown one in my bakc yard and then picked it up gave it some food, let roam around and now hes my pet and lives outside, if i put my hand down next to him he jumps up and runs onto my shoulder

[kyleman007]

yep, brown anoles do that sometimes.. my uncle has one that lives in his patio and he feeds it and all..

[psycobassist]

thats a neat little story...and im not being sarcastic or rude its neat that it is there for you to feed and handle even tho its outside

[reste45689]

lol i've caught so many anoles and knight anoles

[bluerox101]

i had water in my mouth and i laughed and spit it everywhere!

[kyleman007]

LOL

[ZOGWARO]

good he washed it or he could get rabys

[kyleman007]

uhm you dont get rabies from reptiles because theyre cold blooded..

[reptiliadude21]

lmao!!!! Owned really badly anoles dont bite hard enough.

[kyleman007]

well it bit me hard enough to break skin

[RageFace9]

Hahaha Dumbass!!Got pwned by a lizard!=)!

...Freakin FuckTard picked it up wrong!!=)

.....Probably cried 2 his mama after washing it of;)!

[kyleman007]

wow your gay as hell...i picked it up perfectely i just didnt grip it hard enough and did you see me crying? no fag i didnt fuckin cry

[poodoo666]

Jesus Christ you curse a lot for an eight year old.

[Gumbyx305]

lol u got PWNEd

[squirrelkiller247]

y did u let it go and try to catch it again??

[DaStrika]

not a good idea to harass an annole. they are afraid of humans! I have 2 of em and I never interact with them and they are fine with that

[wildcatslb56]

ur a idiot you dont even know how to pick up a lizard

[kyleman007]

dude your the idiot it has nothing to do with picking up retard it has to do with catching speed and the grip

[poooooooooopy21]

i have 2 of them u fuk tard

[poooooooooopy21]

those lizards are rare and worth 200-300 bucks in the pet trade

[kyleman007]

lol they're everywhere in florida

[Gumbyx305]

yes they are ive seen literally hundreds in my porch not all that big green anoles

[gunthergecko]

i saw them for 34.99

[kyleman007]

wtf? knight anoles...? wow

[jctrock]

Anyone who talks smack to these kids is pathetic adult!

[coolguy132435]

at least the person who made this knows something, sortisio123 is an idiot

[sortisio123]

ok no im not...i said...for the last time...they dont have VENOM GLANDS! ive been around lizards and venomous snakes my whole life..i know what im talking about. a agree that those are deadly lizards but there not venomous.ok now for ome science! hemotoxins attack skin/blood etc. some lizards may have that but thats not a venom. animals that have venom are ones with nurotoxins...those attack you nurv in your brain.and only about 42% of reptiles have venom and 30% have hemotoxins/bacteria

[coolguy132435]

dont post information when you have NO IDEA what you are talking about. You said that lizards dont have venom which is completely untrue. First off, we have known for quite some time two two very famous lizards are venemous which are the mexican beaded lizard and the gila monster.

[coolguy132435]

If you are somewhat up to date on info about reptiles, then you would know that as of 2005 roughly 9 strains out out over 200 strains of snake venom exist in common reptiles including pets. Scientists discovered that many varanids(monitors like the komodo) actually have mid envenomation rather than the recent belief of acidic saliva toxins. Also several iguanians and agamids such as an Eastern Bearded Dragon are also somewhat venemous

[sortisio123]

but thats not VENOMOUS! i know that there is ones like that,im not stupid...my point is that there not venomous,or poisonous,they have bacteria...and thats what ppl get confused on

[sortisio123]

lol they dong got venom! the only lizard in the WHOLE world that has toxins(not venom,cuz they have to have VENOM GLANDS to produce venom) is the komodo dragon..lol

[kyleman007]

uh no..there's the gila monster and the mexican bearded lizard which are both venomous. and i think the bearded dragon is venomous too but not enough to hurt you.

[sortisio123]

again with the venom! they dont have VENOM GLANDS...to be classified as venomous they have to have a venom sack...lizards dont have them..they can have bacteria...thats it,bacteria forms in their mouths,and thats deadly,but there not venomous.trust me i know things about reptiles

[kyleman007]

if you have any proof that gila monsters arent "venomous" then show me an anatomy chart of one or something. because ive thaught they were venomous but give me actual proof and i'll believe you. thanks

[MH721]

gila monsters and mexican bearded lizards are the only 2 venomous lizards in the world. komodo dragons and other reptiles like that only have fucked up bacteria in their mouths

[wildcatslb56]

lol thats true

[sortisio123]

well i cant really get you a chart but i awned one about 2 years ago...but i han tell you that no lizard in the world has venom or poison,they have very deadly strands of bacteria. most lizards have a bacteria that attacts cells...wich is nothing compared to nurotoxins, but can have the same effects as hemotoxins. yeah as far as research goes,the only venomous reptiles are snakes...sorry but i dont know what reptiles classified with bacteria is called. if i can find the term ill get back to you

[MH721]

well then the chart lied to you the mexican beaded lizard and its close relative the gila monster are the only two venomous lizards in the world they possess venom glands in their lower jaws the venom is delivered by capillary action along grooved teeth they chew the venom into their prey

[MH721]

bearded dragons arent venomous, gila monster and the mexican bearded lizard are tho

[kyleman007]

ya i know but there's somethin about bearded dragons thats bacteria or venom. idk much about lizards. snakes is my thing

[kyleman007]

yeah but dont they have like saliva or somethin that makes you keep bleeding when your bit? i forgot what its called its like anti....somethin somethin

[PFCPEDERSON]

is it just me or is that a big friggen anole?

[kyleman007]

nah knight anoles get that size and bigger

[happytoucan]

I bet you cried for an hour when you went to "wash it off"!!! =D

[kyleman007]

ya definitly ya know cuz there were tears in my eyes and i said im gunna go wash it off in such a crying tone

[kingmark221]

haaaaaaaaaaa! i bet you cried

[kyleman007]

ya all i said was ima wash this off i never cried you dumbass but i bet you would from a little house gecko

[uitgepoept]

lol kewl lizard =D

[hola897]

did u bleed?

[kyleman007]

ya and it wouldnt stop i think their saliva has some mild venom that makes you bleed more like some snakes do

[KINGbiggypac]

lol i think thats a knight anole...ive got a green anoleand it looks nuthin like that..alot smaller..and great video

[kyleman007]

ya it was a cuban knight anole. thanks for the comment

[F7sound]

Where did you catch that anole?

[kyleman007]

my garden

[F7sound]

what city and state?

[kyleman007]

they're all over florida

[F7sound]

Depends on the parts of Florida. I've read that they are in Miami-Dade, but recently seen reports that they're up as far north as Deerfield Beach.

So, that's why I'm interested in the part of Florida that you grabbed that knight. Knight Anoles are introduced to the state and they're population is spreading. I'm just trying to figure out by how much at this point.

[phexid]

Thats a Cuban Knight Anole! Your lucky they do get bigger and they can be mean!

[kyleman007]

lol ya i relized that

[crionk]

isn't that a cuban anole

[kyleman007]

yes cuban knight anole

[Whitehawk3000]

Holy.. That thing is quite big.. The anole that I have is just 3 inches tall..

[kyleman007]

Sorry its a knight anole

[pelly1995]

wow i never knew anoles bit :O

[pipesrussell]

I love your tags; bite bit hurt pain  catching scar big.

Did you call 911 for transport to get that wound stitched?

P.S. comedian you are not you pathetic little poseur.

[kyleman007]

dude this video isnt even supposed to be funny moron

[pipesrussell]

Faggot, you can't even read between the lines.

[kyleman007]

ya im a fag..? who says "you cant even read between the lines?"

[chantale376]

did he go cry on mommie's lap? poor baby.

[kyleman007]

no i cleaned up my hand so it didnt get infected you lesbian fag

[silentwulfsfan]

you know what the say about anole stay away

[Cman95]

ha well ya learned ur lesson, and that is too big to be a green anole maybe a knight anole

[kyleman007]

ya i figured its a knight anole

[chokolate999]

LOL at magana

[chokolate999]

uhhh thats a knight anole...their the biggest and most aggressive...

[kyleman007]

ya i realized that after i put the vid on :D