Penguin takes a risky path.mpg

[Lisnotforloser]

i love how the seal was like, ugh whatever, go back to sleep..

[the122ace]

THIS FACE 0:17

[jabblade]

Posh cunts in the video

[PunkRockCovers]

Pinguin: Troll

Seal: MOTHER OF GOD! FUUUU THAT HURTS DERP

Pinguin 2: Pokerface meme

[eggroll9000]

It's the socially awkward penguin...

[mitchellolol]

0:16 Penguin: "LOLOLOLOLOL!"

[JoeSteven101]

Somebody needs to make a remake of this video using meme faces...

[arup02]

@JoeSteven101 Let's not ruin the video with shitty memes.

[lupinoz]

The seal was like "BITCH, GET OVER HERE!"

[papablues050164]

11 people get walked on by a penguin. And are fatter than the sea lion.

[brauliofare]

JAJAJAJAAJA



[chandel77]

does no one else want to know what the next penguin does?!

[camara0]

@chandel77 TRUE !!!!

[Liteboyiam]

out of water the seal can't do shiiiiiit. hahahah

[MuratMeah]

Like a Boss :)

[tall32guy]

The penguins are cute but so is the seal. Just a big ol thing. I want to give him a big hug! :)

[CloverPuppy4047]

Penguin: Hey look! Its a rock! *hopps on*

Seal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH GET OFFFFFFFF

Penguin: OMFG THE ROCK GREW A HEAD!!!

[hongkyundpaul]

pause at 0:17 the seal was like OMG

[StanOfGB]

0:16 COME AT ME BRO

[therandomchannel78]

Last time u seal ate his family

Penguin: Oh theres tht fking Fatass seal

Seal: Zzzz

Penguin: Yeah biatch! Jump over u! kik u with my happy feet!

Seal: Ahhh

Penguin: gets out doing cool walk

Seal: I'm such a lazyass

Penguin: FATASS!

[tomyrados11]

YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON

[ushmo10]

socially awkward penguin

[mcstraviganza]

Wait! But what path did the next penguin take?!

[tech4life88]

ave you? wull done. fucking brits

[10CIRL]

0:12 "OOOPS this is not a rock"

[NaiTaiDai]

XD Seal was saying "What happened to me!?" before choosing to go back to sleep.

[javanais3]

I jumped on a seal and walked out from the situation like fuck yeah. Not a single fuck was given that day

[yyywwwyyy]

LMAO OVERDUB

/watch?v=EIU08tblsdU

[JoeOf91]

pause @ 0:17 lol

[PokeBaal]

The 2nd Penguin is a troll

[larrymcjones]

Did you get it?

Did you get it?

Have you?

Well Done!

[diablohunter08]

lol it got an orgasm :)

[PacmaniaAKA]

*haters gonna hate*

[znavnush]

my hero! :) 

[animecritic]

chewbacca = seal

*nasally* GRRRRRRrrrrr

[MrDustman206]

seal is all "meh wtf ever just another moron *falls asleep*"

[casparbudd]

''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH -fuck it, i'm going back to sleep''

[FireUpThePyroMania]

0:12 Sealion: GET IN MAAH BELLEEEYH!!

[FireUpThePyroMania]

Penguin: ehh! ehh! EHH! We don't take kindly to your kind AROUND HERE!

[thatkid9002]

0:18 Haters gonna hate

[megaexplosions]

sea fail

peng win

[94blackbelt]

0:17 little penguin got his swag on

[JHulse29]

0:18 Penguin swagger

[94blackbelt]

The best part is the penguin after he walks over the seal he waddles off with his wings up like "yeah. I just did that. whatcha gonna do bout it?"

[haley19508]

To be honest I thought that was a rock the seal or walrus was that still he made a mistake but at least neither of them got hurt

[moguify]

踏まれた方の目がマジだ・・・

[bloodkitty666]

that penguin has balls of steel.

[MrSimonBG]

Troll Penguin e.e

[kath1193]

Bugged out eyes at :16 "Oh no you did NOT!"

[VFKAdventureRabbit]

LOL this video was on the show "Red Eye" under the name "Oblivious Penguin and Drama Queen Seal"

[Raichu862000]

"He didn't like it, did he, the seal?"

Understatement of the year!

[xDFoRcEzZ]

Did you see that sea lions face. Man that shit is creppy

[RobinzTV]

At first i didn't even see the sea lion :p

[Yatolcharles]

EVIl PINGUIN

[XcrazyX10]

Ouh now he didn't xD

[charrlilouise1991]

penguin: 'orhhh you no like my swedish foot massage?'

:3

[newfagscanttrif0rce]

Problem seal?

[chiliskull]

TROLL PENGUIN

[CrazyClara101]

Pengiun:Lol u r fat and have peely skin u need to mostrize!

Seal:WTF?I was having the nicest wet dream!...back to beddy by....

[HU4LandD9L4L]

fatty fatty 2 by 4 WAKE UP FATASS!

[TheLogan771]

That just made my day :D

[mikeancl]

A risk that is so daring it is A

GAMBLE!!!!

[schizovivian]

Socially awesome penguin

[AK]

Seal :"THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU" 

[fuddyboi]

riding sea lions like a boss

[SilensSomnium]

Great job capturing that on video :-)

[yarinhak3]

0:17 fiquei com medo deste olhar!

pinguins são tão fofo *-*

[nicksonthere]

Omg is the floor ok?

[risason]

逃げて＞＜

[LeKerstman]

hah the penguin at the end was like WAAAAAZZZZZUUUUUUPPPP

[RooRic]

didn't even know that was a seal until the penguin jumped on it....

[onionboy23]

I love the sea lions face at 00:16

"OMG dude, what the FUUUUUUUUUUCK!" (eyes wide open)

[Mahkee]

0:16 - Haters gonna hate :')

[xDFoRcEzZ]

DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT SEA LIONS FACE. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING SCARY!

[hellwave12345678901]

lol that Penguin dgaf's

[iwatchrsvids10]

he has a troll face now

[divin0wnage16]

lol even in the animal kingdom they pick on the fat kid... penguin:fatty fatty 2by4 wake up fat ass (raywillamjohnson)

[markaz04]

0:15

Sea lion: OMG how much do you weigh ???

[manbeerpigs16]

omg this is funny

[ChaosElohim]

That Penguin goes hard!!

[v1ruzb00t3r]

I want a PENGUIN so bad :(

[Domnehneh]

LOL Penguin as it running away "LOLOLOLOLOL"

[dominofan1996]

0:16 umad bro?

[fullrap1]

0:16 look how he looks o.O

[TheAznRage]

Thumbs Up if Ray took you here. Or thumbs up if you think that fked up penguin was high.

[149chris]

@TheAznRage stfu you fucking attention seeking faggot

[CantHoldDownLeeFan13]

0:18 Haterz gon hate!

[thatisfunnyveryfunny]

0:16 that sea lion was pissed as FUCK.

[jjb3point14159265358]

HAHALOLZ!

[mabinogisuzika]

hey fatty mc2X4 weake up you fat ass.

[SilensSomnium]

0:16 I love how crazy the seal's eyes look, LOL!

[sarahgabriellemusic]

Why is this so funny ^-^ and cute :)

[sammimarie100]

Lol

[glowworm2]

" Good morning, Mr. Sea Lion, this is your penguin wake up call ordering you to rise and shine and get your lazy rump up and moving."

I love the sea lion's reaction.

[pumphouse00]

@glowworm2 fuckin homo

[MrAirbuster57]

at 0:17 the sea lion was thinking 'WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!"

[TheBigJinglz]

BALLS TO YOU penguin^^

[GBPaddling]

Classic reaction,it's like the Seal has lost his voice!!

[HellzSaint28]

WHAT'S A TROLL?

[supersonicloser00000]

アザラシが明らかに「うわーっ」って言ってる

[MAJIKVEGGIE]

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, It's Thursday!

[TheBritishCommunity]

all you dumb fkkers. if you read a cool/funny comment, thumbs it up. but if you see the same funny comment on multiple videos.. LEAVE IT FKKN ALONE! unoriginal comments dont deserve respect. like the one above ^^^... if you dont have somthing original to say dont say anything. you might get thumbs up, but remember people ARE smart and we know that you dont deserve credit for what you say. so fkk off trolls LETS SPREAD THE MESSAGE! oh wait dont do that. and dont thumbs this up either. thumbs up

[codememo14]

i dont know where you are from but you have the best accents!

[PhilELO]

Sorry I meant put not pit

[PhilELO]

Where did they film this because if this was a zoo(ok wildlife park)wouldn't it be cruel to pit a penguin in with a sea lion don't sea lions eat penguins?

[SurfingHedgehog]

@PhilELO . Don't worry Phil, it was filmed in Antarctica where the elephanrt seals and penguins live close together

[mynameisnobodymkay]

@PhilELO LOL

[FireUpThePyroMania]

@PhilELO well don't worry buddy, that penguin is one bad @ss bully that dont take shit from no one.

[Zero7965]

the penguin was like "that's right I just did that! wacha gunna do sea lion?" 0:17

[TheGatoDelFuego]

huge seal eyes at 0:15

[bakibejbe]

i love this guy, he's my idol

i want to be a penguin when i grow up

he's almost flying with his little wings, laughing at the seals

he's master of the world!

[MrAirbuster57]

pause at 0:16

[CCDProductions1]

co za asy...

[archzeratul]

How to make Gentoo run on Sleeping Seal

(That is a Gentoo penguin, right?)

[coolgamer1677]

WHAT DID THE NEXT PENGUIN DO?

[SurfingHedgehog]

@coolgamer1677 . I was hoping for a repeat, but discretion was the better part of valour and it ran away



[Emoangel216]

the penguin was thinking Wake up fatass!

[mollyemily09]

I bet the penguin was thinking, (FATTY, FATTY 2 BY 4!!!!! WAKE UP CHUBBY!!) ROFL

[CyberTech2000]

keep pressing 4

[ericktsuki]

i like the "wow O:" at 0:11

[TheParodyBoys86]

Would it be wrong if i said i gotta boner?

[AfroMyrdal]

Got to be the cutest thing ever xD

[spokdck]

sea lion all like "OOOOOOOHHHH OOOOHHH I DIEE!!" then as he realise its a penguin he all "oh NO he di-ent!!!" to which the penguin replies....."like a BOSS."

[jameswizard6]

HAPPY FEET + MEGA BALLZ = PENGUIN

[mthowielong007]

who searches up stuff about penguins and dislikes it; if i dont like a video, i just go to another one, i never dislike them

[jigglyfidda125]

That penguin has testicles the size of apples

[2jactay]

Poor seal looks so scandalized and offended.

[vashlheowner]

0:16 = epic face?

[HojoMustDie]

wake up fatass!!

[Glyxamaru13]

It wasn't so much the penguin that made me laugh, but the reaction of the seal.

The eyes at 0:16

[ingenledigenavn1]

HAH, awesome, Shame they ended the video, would be interesting to see what the next penguin would do! :D

[Kirkrapine]

Why is everyone calling it a sea lion? This is a seal.

[BigScaryJoe]

I'm sorry but is it just me or is the woman's accent in the background even funnier than the penguin? I REALLY want to know who she is just so I can put a face to the voice so that it'll be even funnier. I'm on a mission to find her. I must hear that voice again. :L

[Hippy348]

Did the guy or the sea lion make that "OH" sound?

[UndeadLromor]

penguin has balls o:

[Dazubegener]

At first, the sea lion looked like a rock tome.

[MyFamilyGuyLover]

the sea lion was just like '' Ooooooh no he di-int!''

[RoadSnausage]

@MyFamilyGuyLover great rwj quote.

[daKIDgamer]

i hope that sea lion wasnt dyin yo.

[lolocaust15]

She has such a terrible accent.

[RawrPeopleXxx]

LOLOL 0:12-0:17 the sea lion is like

Sea Lion: What the... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

Penguin: HAHA BALLZ TOO YOU!

Sea Lion: Pffft, bitch.

[whiteshark7172]

0:12 lol seals full like WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK !! :P

[Themrpeanutproject]

did he died?

[HiramVazquezStudio]

hahaha pinche pingüino mamon

[hahaownedlolz]

ugh.. the woman has a horrible accent. Not saying it's bad english or w/e. I just truly hate how she sounds.. sounds so snobby and elitist

[TheDevilshark80]

the sea lion's eye afterwardsXD

[alfa411]

i love how the sea lion is like O.O

[nellie2581]

Go Penguin!

[Koog1e]

Youtube races:

-Regular noobs *general comments, viewrating risers*

-Elitists *Sometime share interesting knowledge*

-Trolls *Successful trolls are funny, bad ones are prejudice/haters*

-Professional noobs *educated fools indoctrinated with biased & braindead opinions*

-Anti Troll, Trolls *these evil lying masquerading characters are censorship cretins, hypocrite moral high grounders who like to be the authority onbehalf of the deceived social collective.

Did you get it..

Did you get it?

[fernandopox]

@Koog1e interesting way to see youtube races but you specified them too much, I was more general. What about thumb whores, you know people begging for thumbs up and spammers (which I forgot)?

[Koog1e]

@fernandopox like "This comment will be thumbs-upped for no reason." & it being top rated comment? lol

..a successful troll,depends on context really. Thumb whores tend to only hit viral videos & popular channels where more of an audience is there to give attention, same with spam comments. No group fits all, I tried to describe in general as I see groups in 500chars, but you can't be specific without going into complete detail, doing sub groups & showing which groups can interlink more often.

[Hippy348]

penguin 1"hey fatass your too slow to catch me" sea lion "OMGGGG WTF GET OFFFFF" penguin 1 "haha fat ass i told ya your too slow" penguin 2 "Tom? Holy shit man are you insane?! let me try!"

[crazyforallthat]

bahahaha :16...the walrus is like, "OMG WTF" and the penguin's speed-waddling away like, "holy shit holy shit"

[0894499966]

LOL @ the 2nd guy at 0:34. he knew it. he know the risk that if he jump on the sea lion. that lazy ass would BUTT SUCK HIM UP

[MizerisMoney]

probably happens all the time in the animal kingdom

[xaxa9109]

lol thats the exam that penguins have to take to become pack leader :D even animals pick on the fatties :/

[Acos0712]

EXACTLY what my dog does to me at 6 in the morning.

[fernandopox]

These are youtube races:

Regular commenters

Trolls

Haters

And thumb whores.

Recently, there has been a particular variation with the last one in the list, they are called "Ray whores".

these are Youtube Golden Rules:

1. Don't feed the trolls

2. Don't feed the thumb whores.

3. Never...but NEVER feed the Ray whores.

[xJuliakind]

@fernandopox and then you have the copy and paste whores who think they're funny :)

[rickman1945]

@fernandopox Hey man those people choose to give them thumbs up, so obviously their doing something right. If it were that bad and annoying then why are people choosing to give them thumbs up?

[dogfreak295]

@rickman1945 because a lot of people are idiots who think the same comments over and over are hilarious =)

[Rootbeer1727]

@fernandopox I wonder how many videos you've been spamming with this pointless message

[LHunterO78]

@fernandopox what do you mean by ray whore? some one who comments about ray to get thumbs up or people who watch ray?

[LovableLust]

@LHunterO78 People who use Ray's quotes or jokes

[CYN9804]

@fernandopox don't forget the bots and spammers. they piss me off every time i see one at the top of the page