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  • Man, this made my laugh a lot. Thanks for the video!

  • Haha i love you man. :)

  • Fucking die you fucking fuckaz ;D

  • A really funny commentary and good walk-through video, it would be great to see more.

  • Man are you angry or something? :D

  • FUCK U DUDE U FUCKEN SUCK NOOB

  • @GhostsShadow93 He is good lol...

  • borat?

    

  • Rage easter egg!

  • flying fuck tards and stupid OGRES! dam them

  • Serhhies

  • wow you're easily pissed off.

  • All Quake Is Good.. Without Quake not many fps would exist

  • borat 

  • Quake 2 is much much much much much much better...........

  • Watch this stoned, you'll be cracking up all the time if you listen closely to the comments :D

  • Even tho,Quake 1 has revolutionized the fps games...this is the most fkn boring commentary I`ve EVER heard..

  • man you sound very easily irritated!

  • lol i dont remember there being a squad damage in this game, however i do remember there being a quad damage XD

  • 4 is quad. you fucking idiot.

  • hello my nama borat i lika play a game

  • I laughed :D "This is the first level of the game. It is by far the easiest".... No shit?

  • ahaha 1:26 almost made me shit myself this guys awesome!!!

  • I recommend you guys play the drinking game for everytime he says fuck.

  • Borat.

  • first thing you need to do is search for it? ... Already found it.

  • awesomee i love this game

  • Opening Commentary: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

  • Awesome video. Mesmerizing with your commentary. You should

  • french

  • The way you say fuck is EPIC!!!

  • 0:44 The wall bleeds... awesome.

  • Never would have thought 'fuck' in a Russian accent would be so emphatic...  that some good usage of the word! lmao

  • kill dez fuking fuking fuktards.... fuking die already

  • Quake was not made to be a RPG. That is just how Id software made the game

  • @DOOMDRAGON2251 actually they said prior to release that quake was supposed to be a rpg.

  • @wejw14 you must be thanking of hexen and heratic lol

  • @DOOMDRAGON2251 actually no wejw14 is right. i specifically remember ID software talking about it being planned to be an RPG. But.. well it goes to show they changed their mind. I mean afterall... with the success of Wolf3d and Doom... why fix something that wasnt/isn't broken? It was probably one of John Romeros ideas. But hell I cant remember now. Ah well...

  • R's are a problem here.

  • this was let out the year one of my favorite people were born :) awesome vid BtW

  • Fuck Fuckn Fuckers :D

  • i love the swearing, made me laugh ;) fucking asshole get out of my way.

  • Quake hero is Doom best friend and the enemy almost the same

  • whats with all the f-bombs dude, a.k.a. the word FUCK

  • w do u say fuckers ure like this DIE U FUCKER FUCKERS, FUCKING DOOR OPEN!! AND WTF IM ON THE NEXT LEVEL lol

  • Chainsauce

  • 1:25 is the best lol :P

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  • I´ve played this when I was 7 years old!

  • DOY YEU FAUKIN FAUCKERS

  • lol now i kill some more of these flying fucktards FUCK! lmao

  • Great success!!

  • i was 9-10 when i played this xD

  • dude i can NOT WAIT to find this

    i had it long ago...but two words

    house fire

    ..and i know Q2 was art...

    but iuv this one so much moore

    LOL and i do see how those fuckers die fast

  • OMG I love this video. Its old school. And this guy is funny : ) He knows his stuff though!

  • ITS A-ME MARIO

  • the way you sound cursing is funny no offense if it is

  • fucking die fucking fuckers XD

  • alright captain obvious. and the names of the enemies and power-ups of the game are wrong, their names are grunt (guard), rottweiler (guard dog), mega health (health power-up), orge (ogers with a chainsaw), and those "f@*$?ing things" their names are traps. more names that are wrong: fiend (demon), the "FLYING F*(^%ERS correct name is SCRAG. enough information for you M0rtanius

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  • the game is actually divided into 5 parts which is (in order from 1st to 5th): dimension of the doomed, the realm of black magic, the netherworld, the elder world, and shub-niggerath`s pit.

  • its 4 difficultys the 4th is nightmare, its located in the 4th episode

    

  • 6:50

    you need the gold key, but first you need to find it... ok i already found it

    <333

  • keep pushing 5:09 THIS IS THE AREA I ALREADY VISITED <3

  • THE FIRST FAPS, U GETS ME!

  • Schwarzenegger and Borat are awesome.

  • Something is fucked up with how this guy presents things...

  • 6:35 to 6:45 its EPIC i love this!!!!!!!

  • @Hociminovopolinko NOSTALGIA OVERLOAD!!!

  • @Hociminovopolinko Lmfao and the sound effects were fuckin' hilarious, especially when you fire rocket launchers at zombies and they blow up into pieces.

  • @Hociminovopolinko Lmfao and when the soldiers didn't even have time to react and I fucking blasted them into pieces. Lmfao. Ahhh, those were good childhood memories.

  • Love you man!!!!!!!!!! i remeber this game ;_DDDD your comentary is epic!!!!

  • @Hociminovopolinko LMFAO! I used to play Quake 1 and piss myself laughing when I shot those soldiers and they would be reduced to pieces of flesh flying everywhere.

  • nice speaking! You remind me of someone Jaques Cousteau

  • wholey fuck i remember this from when i was a kid im totaly getting this game when i get my new computer

  • this game is awesome !!!!!

  • @kjellis345 I think this is the best game ever created.

  • how in the fuck sdo i get my mouse to look up and down i seen mouse look option but it only give me an option to chnage a button not acctually say to or no to mouse look

  • haha can u imagine? QUAKE - The rpg xD

  • here, thiese..........fucking things,... shooting thee spikes from the walls

  • [haha this guy is gangsta

  • Ogre fucktards and flying faggots hahah awsomr man

  • 6:14 lol

    "as you go through this metal door, you can see the seeing is lowered and will splatter you......unless you shoot this red door"

    that want much of a trap ;P

  • Nice video. Some people like to make fun of your accent but I dont think your accent makes any comical effect on the video. The cussing is the real funny part XD.

  • flying fucktards and ogre faggots. lulz.

    Seriously though I loved the atmosphere of this game, too bad they didn't do any real sequels and went with the whole aliens/marines cheese instead.

  • yeah borat :D:D:D:D this game was my first geme....all quakes was and is werry good...but quake 4 and quake 2 is the best quake 3 is not interesting at all...its werry boring

  • Good vid, STOP SWEARING!

  • Very nice video!

  • I love how the "fucks" come more often the longer in the video I watch :P

  • hahaha, you see how fast theese fuckers die?

    yeah!! lolz

  • fucking die you fucking fuckurs

  • hahaha best commentary ever

  • Hahahah fuckin flying faggot lol This dudes awesome

  • omg pause at 4:33 thats the nine inch nails logo

  • @PAINfullyOWNED Inverted pentagrams are common, but Trent Reznor did do the soundtrack for Quake.

  • shesh fuhckaers

  • not to be mean but U sound like dracula

  • lawl "kill shees fuckers"

  • hahahah this guy can fuckin say fuck like hella funny. German fucks are the funniest fucks there are.

  • he isn't german...

    sounds more like... i don't know.... russian?

  • Lol :D So Funny :D

  • Nine Inch Nails Gun you say? I don't think any other Quake compares, simply because of the music.

  • This guy is acting like tony montana, swearing every 5 seconds...and it gets really annoying quickly. It's just quake 1 for fuck sakes and this guy acts like he is playing in a pro-tournament

  • if it was his native language he wouldn't swear so much

  • actually its for n64 too >_> thats why the graphics are...pixely

  • i love quake and doom 1

  • Die ya mother fuckers. Nice review :). Seriously it was good!

  • lol its funny when you swear XD

  • WHAT DA FUCK...it wont let me out LOL at first it was all calm talking then lol

  • its not realy a review more of a walkfruh

  • alot of fuck dont you think

  • Quake I and II wil come to the iPhone soon. Not sure about Quake III Arena, but it should be possible.

  • ok seriously u said fuck like 100 times. but some parts were kinda funny. "die u fuck tards and u ogre faggot" lol

  • Haha quality

  • tony would also say die you cocha roach!!!!!!!!!

  • lol "wtf you let me out!" , anyways i miss playing this game T.T it was the best game I played when I was a child xP 5/5

  • 4:24 Sounds like Christopher Walken is narrating the game. I love it.

  • My favorite gun in this game (yes i play it! Some scholls rock) is the double barrel shotgun

  • Stop saying fuck,fucking,fuckers...You are like tony montana !

  • Skwisgaar?

  • parace estar bueno,nunca lo jugue...lo estoy descargando haber como esta.

  • i played this game when i was six years old...

    did you download this game....?

    Were did you do that?

  • "You see how medieval this game is? Yes, it is so."

  • u sound like Borat

  • @sunkaburningB It's just a piece of Russian accent x)

  • WTF!!!! let me out!!!!!

    funny part there!!!

  • DONT SHOW US THE SECRETS!

  • "die you fucking fuckers" rofl

  • oh man u made me laugh :))))))))))

    nice commentary

  • I Listened Millions times to you saying WTF xD

  • ''WTF, let me out!'' Ahaha!

  • Yh Hilarious xD

  • fucking funny=))

  • fuck, die fucking fuckers! lol XD

  • i love ur commentary dude

  • he sounds like borat

  • lol sounds funny when says f word

  • Hahah!!!

    1:26 is very funy to me.

  • Régi szép idők.

  • That was the best level in this game

  • "See how fast these fuckers die"

  • is he german?austrian?

  • "You need the gold key to9 open this door, first thing you have to search for it...I already found it"

  • I love this guys voice. 5/5

  • best voice ever

  • forgot the river secret thingy ....

  • What the fuck?! Let Me ou! 1:26 LOL! XD!!

  • very similar to Doom...

  • oh jee, mabe thats because ID made both of them

  • don't give my comment -1 and be rude! I was just making an important observation!

  • I didnt give it -1

  • sry. i wasnt thinking

  • its alright

  • And i get the.... ( Big text where it says You got the silver key) Blue key :D

  • COOLEST VOICE EVER

  • Yep, epic video :).

  • You have a cool dialect! It reminds me of disney....

  • 1:26

    "WHAT THE FACK!? LET ME OUT.."

    Ahahahaha xD

  • > Borat playing quake....

    fucking died laughing at this comment :D you roxx dude :D

  • What fuck! xD

  • rofl, fuck fuck fucking soldiers fucking medieval :)

  • Dude! Your language is worse than a truck driver!!!!!

  • cool vide... very good explanation an funny DIE!!! FUCKIN´ somebody. I love quake i was a teenager when i played it for the first time. Was very important for that time i think was the first rendered fps, am i right?

  • how can I get quake for mac?

  • google nquake and you can legally download quake for free for either windows, mac, or linux :)

  • plz tell me where i can download?

  • Borat playing quake....

    Fuckhing die all-hready!

  • lmao

  • pal, that was hardly a review. More like a stoner's rant. By the way, the 'F word is great, but you don't know how to use it.

  • Dunno about the swearing... Sounds like you are trying to be AVGN...

  • haha, agreed.

    This is a great game. <3

  • CUSS MORE. I LOVE IT! I bathe in curse words!

  • once you experament a bit for a few hours

  • thanks a million for telling me about hypercam its so easy to make quake movies using that software and incredable review