ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!!!

[martoboyo]

Its actually dutch (I know since I'm Dutch :P)

[TyronMakeka]

When angry marines encounter Pretty marines

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE FAGS!!? RAAAAAGHHH!! FUCKING SISSYS!!! FUCK!!! W..W..WHAT THE FUCK!!!! WHERE ARE MY POWER FEET?!! IM GUNNA KICK THESE FAGS IN THE BULLOCKS SO FUCKING GODDAMN HARD THAT MY BOOT WILL BREAK THE FUCKING SOUND BARRIER!!! ARRRGGHH!!!!!!!!....."

[PaladinPower811]

Someone translate this.

[IIIMAVER1CK]

@PaladinPower811 i think its german. im german too xD and i understood 1 or 2 word and the band is heidevolk which is german he says im nomadic and canibalistic. the text is hard to understand.

[TyronMakeka]

Best chapter.

[notenufdaka]

0:20 dunno, but slaanesh is laughing her ass off

[notenufdaka]

1:53 king leonidas: primarch of the 2nd legion: The Angry Marines

[notenufdaka]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY POWERCHAIR?



[NoraInuUzumaki666]

I love to put them vs the Congress xDD

[DOUBLEANIGEL]

What song is this?

[ultimatum1895]

@DOUBLEANIGEL Vulgaris Magistralis

[Termiborger]

2:33 John Fuklaw Rapeface...

[rvbrules822]

Leonidas commands them?? Makes sense now!

[JamesLeeDickson]

I use a chainsword to butter my bread.  Greatest line ever

[MrJerico890]

Garudsman: my lord the orcs are closing in on all sides what shall we do?

Angry Marine: TEAR THOSE FUCKERS HEADS OFF!!!

Gaurdsman: but my lord there is no possiable way for me to do that.

Angry Marine: WELL LET ME PUT YOU TO GOOD USE THEN!!!!

0:28

[CynepToct]

Comisar Fuklaw and Karn got in a fistfight once

And thus, the warp was born

[ultimatum1895]

@CynepToct the Eye of Terror was created

[Tarik360]

I wonder if they are so angry that their anger would overload Khorne so that he would explode.

[athomicritics]

@Tarik360 khorne wish that the angry marines join the chaos

[thedoubledeus]

my favorite pic is at 0:30

[Mandulis666]

There never was a manlier song. And there never will be.

[Frioune]

Khorne is in the eyes of Angry Marines a pussy ! Who the hell would use some crackers like Bloodsuckers to win a goddamn fight ?! Take a damn metal stick and shovel it up the enemys ass !

[Sgtnolisten]

Alright so the name of the song is Vulgaris Magistralis by Heidevolk, but what's the language used to sing it?

[TheRaivaaja]

@Sgtnolisten It's in Dutch

[TheArbiter6695]

@Sgtnolisten GOTHIC!

[Allabaster84]

@Sgtnolisten Dutch.

[LastHCompany]

What is the name of this song?

[Kokszo]

@LastHCompany vulgaris magistralis

[Ultimaetus]

Adeptus Vulgaris Temperus Maximus

[FYLLBILL]

love it

[omn1dex]

this song sounds like something the Angry Marines would chant when they are merely really pissed. AHWOOH!!! AHWOOH!!! AHWOOH!!! AHWOOH!!! AHWOOH!!! AHWOOH!!! AHWOOH!!!

[omn1dex]

put the song name in description for others

[FYLLBILL]

@omn1dex thinks its bulgaris magistralis

[TheArbiter6695]

ANGRY MARINES CONSIDER CHUCK NORRIS A PROMISING FUCKING ROOKIE!

[Muzaror]

@TheArbiter6695 GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

[SladeKatakari]

@TheArbiter6695 FUCK



[GnosisZX]

Sees angry marine crushing a fellow imperial guardsman head: hey why did you do that? Upon closer in armor: what the hell are these symbols wheres the imperial aquila he was a traitor wasn't he good job angry marine carry on. Oh yeah don't forget to to stick his entails down his dick hole and wrap in gift box for his chaos masters with card that says don't fuck with the angry marines

[TheArbiter6695]

THERE IS NOT NEARLY ENOUGH FUCKING CAPS ON THIS SHITEY PAGE YOU ASSTURMERS!

[Rilurio]

@TheArbiter6695 WELL FUCK YOU YOU CUNTFACED COCKNOBBLER!!!

[TheArbiter6695]

@Rilurio BITCH!

[hurrdurrfagetLOLZ]

@TheArbiter6695 WELL FUCK ME THIS CUNTFACED CUMBREATH IS FUCKING SPOT ON

[agarside1000]

I just jizzed....then died....then got so angry i came back to life

[erk754]

Single greatest thing I have ever seen in my life

[TheArbiter6695]

@GnosisZX WE MADE THE FUCKING POWER WRENCH AND POWER CHAIR FOR DISPENSING MAXIMUM FUCK UPON OUR ENEMIES! ALSO THERE IS THE HOLY POWER SACK OF POWER DOORKNOBS OF THE ANGRIEST! THAT CUNT PUNTING FUCK OF A CHAPLAIN STOLE A LOAD OF DOORKNOBS, HOOKED THEM UP TO POWER SWORD FIELD FUCKING GENERATORS AND PUT THEM IN A SACK FOR A EPIC HERETIC-FUCKER! ALSO COMMISSAR FUKLAW SOMEHOW MADE A FUCKING BANEBLADE PISTOL WHICH FIRES BANEBLADE ROUNDS SOMEHOW I THINK HE JUST SHOUTED AT A SERVITOR UNTIL IT WORKED!

[uhhi123]

angry marines are so easy to take out in Halo, just use a spartan laser lol

[TheArbiter6695]

@uhhi123 FUCK YOU THE BATTLE BARGES MAXIMUM FUCK AND LITANY OF LITANY'S LITANY WILL ASSFUCK YOU FROM ORBIT YOU HERETICAL MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ARSEHOLE!

[uhhi123]

@TheArbiter6695 JUST GAWT TROL'D

[TheArbiter6695]

@uhhi123 FUCK FUCKING FUCKERS

[GypsyStan5150187and2]

PEOPLE! PEOPLE LETS BE RESONABLE MARINES HERE!

[GnosisZX]

Angry marine visiting a shrink=dead shrink if he is not careful of what he says

[metalltitan]

Ik ben VULGARIS MAGISTRALIS en ik reijde mijn Mammut in a rond!

[keltonx117]

song?

[bloodraven256]

1:57 FUCKING SPARTAAAAAAA!!!*comes out of monitor and kicks u off chair* nice video anyway

[Beznerds]

You spartans and angry marines can taste your own blade as I SHOOT YOU AND CHAINSAW YOU IN HALF AT THE SAME TIME. Its called being a gear bitch!

[TortugaBreen]

@Beznerds

Calgar Solos the Gears of War universe easy. GEARS would die so badly in a fight with any 40K faction.

[91rumpnisse]

@Beznerds Twenty minutes later, a Yellow Super soldier is seen feeding his dogs with what appears to be the entrails of what used to be a BLUE GLOWING MARY SUE QUEER WHO DECIDED TO BE A LITTLE BIT TO COCKY AND WANTED TO HAVE A PAIR OF POWER FISTS SHOVED RIGHT UP HIS TIGHT LITTLE VAGINA LOOKING DICK!!!!!!!! ITS CALLED BEING A FUCKIN ANGRY MARINE BIATCH!!!!!! ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cyrexFFXI]

@Beznerds Space marines are 7 feet tall, 8-10 feet in power armor, and their armor can take fucking railguns without a scratch, I doubt your shitty little chainsaw and peashooter is gonna do anything.

[MoterCrozz]

@Beznerds A guy from gears of war wouldn't last a second in 40k.

[GnosisZX]

@MoterCrozz I disagree gears are storm trooper level in skill give them some good weapons they will do excellently yes they would be beaten badly by space marines but then nothing normal human especially in the IG unless it is mass number can beat space marines.

[MoterCrozz]

@GnosisZX Storm Trooper as in the Canadian fighting force or as Star Wars troops?

[GnosisZX]

@MoterCrozz as in warhammer version star wars storm troopers couldn't shoot a barrel at close range gears are very good shots

[MoterCrozz]

@GnosisZX They still wouldn't do shit.I give them 35 seconds MAX.



[GnosisZX]

@MoterCrozz if armed with there stuff yeah but if armed with warhammer stuff they will do very well

[TheArbiter6695]

@GnosisZX BULLSHIT HERESY FUCKING BOLLOX!

[MoterCrozz]

@GnosisZX Yes,they will.But if they could lift them.Don't be fooled by the weapons sizes.They weight a ton!

[GnosisZX]

@MoterCrozz Dude im talking about the more powerful imperial guard weapons like hotshot lasguns which go through power armor. Not space marine weapons those the gears would need a freaking loader to carry much less use

[MoterCrozz]

@GnosisZX Hmmmmm...3 minutes.I give them 3 minutes against Orkz.1 minute against Eldar.Against CSP,roughly 4 minutes.Unless you mean 1 person rather than a squad,then less then a minute.

[GnosisZX]

@MoterCrozz I give them more considering they use better tactics than the imperial guard as a whole and like i said give them imperial guard weapons and vehicles and the gears can be a nightmare for anyone.

Your measuring stick seems to be solely power but i measure by more than that

[MoterCrozz]

@GnosisZX The races in W40k move in 15km per hour.And I hope you don't think 3 minutes is little.That's most than the things that actually live there and I was including tactics.

[TheArbiter6695]

@GnosisZX they have like no armour...even imperial flak armour can stop a 50 cal round, so they're fucked...

[GnosisZX]

@TheArbiter6695 they do have armor and imperial flak armor isn't anything to be proud off it hardly protects guardsmen from ork ballistics. Much less more advanced weapons. Also tactics in the imperium are poor at beast especially in regards to the imperial guard.

[TheArbiter6695]

@GnosisZX depends which regiment. The Tanith First and Only, Harakoni Warhawks, and Cadian 301st Kasrkin Legion are all renowned for their tactical genius. Also Uruskar E Creed, Lord General of the Cadian Army is the best general in the Imperium. He can infiltrate BANEBLADES.

[GnosisZX]

@TheArbiter6695 true sadly as we all know the idiots commanders outweigh the awesome sadly if all the commanders were like those in the imperial guard the imperium would be unstoppable. Also don't forget Vans stubbs in souls he beat 8 major factions including how badly he and his regiment humiliated the blood ravens space marine chapter and the sisters of battle

[TortugaBreen]

@GnosisZX

If you give a couple of Orks Dead Raccoons painted to look somewhat like guns, and convince the Orks that the things are Plasma Cannons, when they point them and pull the "Triggers" A burning inferno of plasma will come rocketing out of those Raccoons' asses.

Saying that because anything is penetrated by Ork weapons, that that stuff is weak, is really stupid.

[GnosisZX]

@TortugaBreen Yeah im well aware of orks weird near reality warping ability. Although it is known orks are notoriously bad shots guess that one thing going for the imperium and that they will never unite as one racial entity. it is stated that if orks ever united its bye bye everything

[TortugaBreen]

@GnosisZX

Interestingly enough, you know how it is speculated that the Orks were made by the Old Ones to fight the Necrons? My theory is that when the Necrons finally come out in force, some implanted gene the OO's put in the Orks will activate and all of the Orks will team up with the 'nids and Eldar and they'll all band together into some ungodly Mega-Waaagh! to combat them.

[GnosisZX]

@TortugaBreen That would be bad for us poor humans even if you gathered all the space marine chapters the entire imperial guard, imperial navy and sisters of battle. That would not be enough. hell even if we made galactic alliance with Tau and eldar still not enough. Or heaven forbid alliance with necrons and tyranids that still would not be enough. The ultimate Waaaagh will be an unstoppable mountain of green muscle

[TortugaBreen]

@GnosisZX

And the first thing that Waaagh! comes across is the world of Avatar.

[GnosisZX]

@TortugaBreen We should be so lucky the blue tree hugging space hippies suffer that first. we would be so lucky

[Umimugo]

@GnosisZX wouldn't pariahs screw up orks because they all have psychic abilities of Waaagh! ? and wouldn't necrons be nearly undefeatable, save for a total defeat in battle or exterminatus because of their phaseshift abilities and regenerating soldiers?

[GnosisZX]

@Umimugo Ork WAAAGH psi fields are different as in they do not draw from the warp like other psykers there own power/belief fuels this reason why wierd boyz aren't instant deamon portals

[dakodamon]

@Ethan2561 vulgariz magistrales by heidevolk

[MrBuda200]

2.19 DAS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YA SAYYY SHIIIT ABOUT DA SPACES MARINES FAGGAUT!?!?! >:(

[FYLLBILL]

yes



[LordZozzy]

ALWAYS ANGRY

[Sgtnolisten]

@LordZozzy ALL THE TIME!!!

[pempoke]

What language is this song?

[TortugaBreen]

@pempoke

German.

[Wyrd80]

@TortugaBreen nope. dutch.

[TortugaBreen]

@Wyrd80

Really? Huh, my bad.

[Paulbreetbisihrkotzt]

@TortugaBreen ._. then i could understand it without Google Translater XD

[FuriosoDrummer]

ANGRY MARINES

[Umimugo]

So does anyone know the name of the song?

[magmos]

Six Ultramarines were mercilessly beaten with the sacred Gauntlets of Ultramar. They can still hear the battle cry. "STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!"

[Itachi21x]

RAGE IS THE EMPERORS CURRENCY

SPEND IT WELL



[Umimugo]

the song does not contain enough rage

[50033836]

"Only in anger management, does rage end.

[Itachi21x]

ITS BETTER TO RAGE FOR THE EMPEROR THAN TO RAGE FOR YOURSELF

[Revanq]

HERE YOU GO YOU SHITIFUCKFUCKERS -Vulgaris Magistralis - Heidevolk- NO NEED TO THANK YOU SHITFACES !!!

[TheKirbyAyume]

MAXIMUM FUCK!!!

[Undeadhorde252]

WTB lyrics

[SPARTAIN088]

DAT SONG!! WAT IS IT?!!

[sapinou96]

@SPARTAIN088 Vulgaris Magistralis by heidevolk.

[takkun34]

when i dout ..seend the angry marines

[Warpiet]

lol

[sovietlesley]

This is a dutch song and funny XD

[killerfire23]

3:26 Who's the purple Marine?

[TzeentchChaos]

@killerfire23 pretty marines, when anime arrives into the grim future of endless war.

[sapinou96]

@killerfire23 He is a form the pretty marines chapter, the rival chapter of the angry marines.

[Paulbreetbisihrkotzt]

1:21 XDD omfge

[Paulbreetbisihrkotzt]

1:11 ?

[Sgtnolisten]

A damned good song... Even if I can't understand a word of it... It still fits the Angry marines and I don't have to tear my ear-drums out because of it being a screaming death metal.

[SDude11]

6 traitors, couldn't answer where their god was.

[RenegadePaladin]

Six Pretty Marines viewed this video and were beaten with a power chair.

[coubie200]

THIS FUCKING SONG IS SHIT BRILLANT

[MrPuschel]

FUCKIN ANGRY

[AngelAngelis]

3:39 YOU! YA YOU! SHOWS OVER, NOW GO VENERATE THE EMPRAH BEFORE I BLAM YOUR ASS COCKSUCKER!!!

[TheArbiter6695]

@AngelAngelis SOUNDS LIKE COMMISSAR FUCKING FUKLAW!

[TheRaivaaja]

HALO PEOPLE, STOP POSTING SHIT!!!

*comes-out-of-the-monitor-and-­dispenses-righteus-fucking-fur­y-with-a-powerchair*

>:(

(for the record Halo is a good game but this is not the place, now fuck off!)

[TheMasterNull]

@TheRaivaaja Warhammer had Powerarmor first. Then Fallout. It's obvious Halo didn't come up with it.

[SteelFyire]

@TheMasterNull And Aliens had it before 40k, Starship Troopers had it before Aliens, and before that, there was powered armor in Lensman, which is believed to have originated the concept.

[Perion]

@SteelFyire Aliens didn't have power armour, they had the Power Loader but that's different since it was never designed for combat, it's just a walking forklift. But yeah Lensman is widely accepted as the originator of the idea.

[TheMasterNull]

@SteelFyire And a lot of people think Halo came up with it... So sad...

[sapinou96]

if you know the music please send me a message

[TheTrohl]

@sapinou96 "Vulgaris Magistralis" by Heidevolk

[FTWINZOR]

Talk of Halo in a 40K video? PURGE THIS COMMENT SECTION!

[DuskAstartes]

Vulgaris Magistralis - Heidevolk - Song + group?

[DuskAstartes]

LET ME FIX YOUR SHIT LIP CHAOS FUCK SHIT WITH MY ASS TUNER FUCKER WRENCH BITCH FUCKERS!

[tazgrento]

What song is this?

[tazgrento]

@tazgrento Nevermind, I figured it out.

[TzeentchChaos]

where is that picture from? 3:37

[TheTrohl]

Song wasn't a good choice, though it's pretty funny.

[zupunus]

@TheTrohl NOT... NOT A GOOD CHOICE????????? HOW CAN YOU EVAN SAY THAT YOU HERETIC BASTARD.

[Wyrd80]

@zupunus NEEDS MORE ANGER!

[pyhimys83]

NEEDZ LOOP!!1!

[pyhimys83]

whats the name of the songs

[FrostCommentarys]

lol this song is dutch :D

[notenufdaka]

@FrostCommentarys realy? i'm dutch and i don't understand anything of it

[Paladir100]

@notenufdaka maybe it's a different dialect?

[notenufdaka]

@Paladir100 reasonably certain it isn't or it is an extremly retarded dialect

[CPTMarine]

1:19 made me lol

[mikomido20]

I would very much like to know the name of this song, if anyone would be so kind as to give it to me :3

[RenegadePaladin]

@mikomido20 I can't imagine "vulgaris magistralis" has too many Google results that aren't it. :p

[RenegadePaladin]

Five Pretty Marines were bashed in the face with power bats.

[LordZozzy]

STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!!

[SPARTAIN088]

No Angry Titan? FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[trex9100]

whats is the back story to angry marines, FUCK

[daed4]

@trex9100 *kicks him in the face*

FUCK YOU BITCH*hit him with a power wrench* EXTRA FUCK!!!!!

[ShadowWolfRising]

kinda wish they were canon.

[MarshmallowRadiation]

Where's the picture at 2:18 from?

[Russianppshfun]

@MarshmallowRadiation The depths of shitland also known as "4chan"

[AggieDon2012]

WHAT?! NO PICTURES OF THE MAXIMUM FUCK OR LITANY OF LITANY'S LITANY COMMITTING RAPE?! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU-

[Warcraftidiot135]

@AggieDon2012 FUCK BEAVER CUNTS! THAT'S DICK-WAVING SHITTERY!

[KyreMonast]

A shame there isn't one of the mighty Reclusiarch Mofo and his Croizius

Fag-Basher in there. Best fucking holy man ever.

[SPARTAIN088]

1:42 ! POWERCHAIR! 40k YEARS OF INOVATION! FUCK YEAH!!!

[Allabaster84]

@SPARTAIN088 Hey, its better than anything the UNSC has come up with for THEIR space marines.

[SPARTAIN088]

@Allabaster84 What's the UNSC have to do with anything here. And that Power Chair looks pretty damn devastating. But about the UNSC you're pretty much right. All they have is some mjolnir armor(which is pretty sick) that can't be used by normal people and that's it.

[Allabaster84]

@SPARTAIN088 That's my point. Every single peice of infantry weaponry used by the UNSC except for the Mjolnir suits (which have a cost close to that of a frigate, IIRC), is actually -inferior- to what we have today in the field. FFS, a lone M3A3 IFV could go one on one with a Scorpion and walk away the winner, with or without its TOW launcher. They have 0 squad support weapons, the Warthog is barely better than a technical, and the falcon is a joke compared against a UH-60 or MH-6

[SPARTAIN088]

@Allabaster84 Actually the scorpion could own every tank we have today. It fields a 90 mm(yes not that big) canon which fires tungsten triple coated high velocity high explosive rounds. 1 round can destroy any tank we have in service today. And It's a bit faster than what we currently have. And it has ceramic-titanium armor. And lets not talk about the grizzly tank. Or the navy. But you're right about the other stuff. ANd I was just joking about the chair lol.

[Allabaster84]

@SPARTAIN088 Per the Halo Nation wiki, 90mm HEAT shells, top speed of 33Mph (54km/h), and composite armor. Its basically stuff that is already in use today, just smaller, slower; its only edge is in rate of fire and in the neural uplink it can use with a SPARTAN II.

[SpecialKLSX]

I want that steel chair pick you pig fuckers! Give me a link or I'm gonna rip your lips off and weld them to my ass.

[TheRaivaaja]

>:(

YOU ARE ALL FUCKING FUCKHOLES!!!!!!!!!!

THIS FUCKING VIDEO IS NOT FUCKING ANGRY ENOUGH!!!!

FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!

[WolfGuard20]

3 minutes of EPIC

[DVSUnit1]

FUCK YOOOOOOOU

[alphafactor]

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ᎷᎪⅪᎷᏤᏚ!!