@lordjoesnow, Germany 'could have' won the war. England 'could have' won the world cup. I 'could have' won the lottery. I 'could have' bet £1000 on Micky Thomas scoring a last minute free kick for Wrexham against Arsenal years ago. The list of 'could haves' surely goes on and on, but unfortunately we are in the real world where 'could have' doesn't exist. We are here and now.
yeah man! by making a song out of an adert ive ruined it..... im sure itll never be the same for you, or anyone else for that matter. i must have some how, by creating this song, changed the original one.
Now I've moved to Plymouth people yelling this out is getting annoying, I practised restraint and didn't yell it out but now it's just fucking me off XD
Thanks so much for this, and I wanted it as a ringtone.Thanks for the download option.
That name 'Ditmar van Nostrilboy' and the chant 'green.. army!', spoken by Paul Whitehouse in one of his memorable character pieces, stuck in my mind ever since seeing that advert first.
So I thought 'tell me more about this Ditmar van Nostrilboy'.. and here online I find your homage!
i love this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
salttyz1234 2 days ago
The worst part of that advert is that it is quite accurate
TheMarrification 3 months ago
fuck the green army
kcampbell000 6 months ago
im from plymouth LOL
msnfrenzy 8 months ago
@msnfrenzy I think alot of people on here are :P love it
TheMarrification 3 months ago
Very good - well done, man!
Ulfcytel 1 year ago
spot on mate,im an exeter fan,but stil!!!!!!
chelseagoose1964 1 year ago
LOVE THIS SONG
AirdrieUnitedDaft 1 year ago
Why hate about a song ? Your all just stupid.
If you read the description
it says!
''A quick tune i made out of the aviva advert ''
Its not like he took ages on it!
DICKHEAD HATERZ
FUCK U ALL
yay0im0rich 1 year ago 8
@yay0im0rich haha thanks man :)
CapitalsMusic 1 year ago
@CapitalsMusic no probz mate.
Jus ignore them haterz out ther :) They have nothing else to do the daft cuntss
yay0im0rich 1 year ago
looks like heading to a hit on the charts
iIIPLATINUMIIi 1 year ago
hhahahah love it !
SidewayzRB26 1 year ago
this is beyond funny, i can't breath!!!
helloimsophie2 1 year ago
I love it when he randomly says Cillit Bang
DURZUR1 1 year ago
oh. my. god.
AsboDolche 1 year ago
Plymouth would have avoided relegation this season if they'd signed Dick Mar Van Nostril Boy.
SwanseaCityNo12 1 year ago 2
bloody great lmao
fitz068 1 year ago
GREEN ARMY FTW
iiTzTayTay 1 year ago
LOL! FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
lozzykat 1 year ago
hi speedy jus sent u back green army remixed by me and the vid to go wiv it hope u like it cheers mate :o)
jeeps747 1 year ago
You, sir deserve a medal.
ashkrou 1 year ago
Totally awesome! Love it! Green Army!!!
XXXIndognito 1 year ago
fucking briliant
watsont 1 year ago
dit var noostral boy!
Green ARMAY!
GBGavin 1 year ago
GREEN ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zenumpt22 2 years ago 3
oh yes pure class.... i love it...
topline1000 2 years ago
GREEN ARMYYY!
duncaje 2 years ago 2
GREEN ARMY!!!
9999barlow9999 2 years ago
Nice one Janner :-) COYG
julesplym 2 years ago
fooking mint GREEN ARRRRMY
pepsimadd17 2 years ago 8
hahaah cant stop lisntening to this its addictive
fizzyr12 2 years ago 2
Man this is quality i love it
GREEN ARMAY
CraigEmpson 2 years ago
lol cillit bang dit mar van noostrel boy lol
green army
LTFC1992 2 years ago
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shite. could havve done so much more with this
lordjoesnow 2 years ago
ezi literally spent an hour on it including the time to download the samples haha
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
@lordjoesnow 'could have' doesn't exist. The point is you didnt and you sound like a cunt.
truthoutmedia 2 years ago
haha ;)
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
i have better things to do tbh.
and since when did 'could have' not exist
explain yourself.
im not wrong. he really could have done more with this
lordjoesnow 2 years ago
@lordjoesnow, Germany 'could have' won the war. England 'could have' won the world cup. I 'could have' won the lottery. I 'could have' bet £1000 on Micky Thomas scoring a last minute free kick for Wrexham against Arsenal years ago. The list of 'could haves' surely goes on and on, but unfortunately we are in the real world where 'could have' doesn't exist. We are here and now.
truthoutmedia 2 years ago
i see what youre saying, but its not true. germany couldn't have won the war.
more could have been done with this video. and it still can. all the things u mentioned cant be changed now.
you could win the lottery, if u bought more tickets.
could have exists.
lordjoesnow 2 years ago
@truthoutmedia
butterfly effect etc
jimbojones118118 2 years ago
@lordjoesnow LOL OWNED
Jimmyoneleg 1 year ago
rofl
Katyxlou 2 years ago
hahahahahahaha omg this is soo funny
fizzyr12 2 years ago 3
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thomals 2 years ago
GREEN ARMY!!!!!!
cookie1994LFC 2 years ago
PMSL funny shit nd gd tune tooo :D:D:D:D lol
Rimmers93 2 years ago
HAHA LMAO CLASS :D
catkkm 2 years ago
Thats wicked dude!!!!!!
funkya1ex 2 years ago
ROTFL I nearly peed my pants! Funniest thing I've seen in a while!
Marrickt 2 years ago
CAFC
chodeboi118 2 years ago
cafc if thats charlton i support them ledgend CAFC
plym0uth2 2 years ago
u a charlton fan cuz i am live in plymouth tho
plym0uth2 2 years ago
@plym0uth2 yes mate, live in kent
chodeboi118 2 years ago
love it :) what is the tune in the back ground called? Or did you make it your self ? X
xohollybox 2 years ago
i made it myself :) thanks :D
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
haha well funny
plote1996 2 years ago
Christmas Number 1
Alex0paul 2 years ago 2
I went to a party last night, this song blasted about three times over the night.
StageHolder 2 years ago
haha really? cool, but also must have been annoying ;)
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
cilit bang!
SlicedBeefNWotNot 2 years ago
genius! you sir or madam are very talented : D
Gamerpigeon 2 years ago
THANKS!
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
Green army !!!!!
TheJasonh1989 2 years ago
haha loves it
RFCboi1 2 years ago
ledgendary remix :D brilliant
talidanradcliffe 2 years ago
This is wicked, lets all get on board and get it in the charts!
MrJezza78 2 years ago
HAHA yes please!
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
haa dis is quality
donellllllyy 2 years ago
cilit bang in there as well... top quality!
ddthatcher 2 years ago
ROFL!!!!!
U just cheered me up :D
TerrorNRG 2 years ago
come on the wolves
MATRAER 2 years ago
what do you use to make dubstep?
hadersnffc 2 years ago
fruity loops on my desktop pc haha
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
i hate football it suks to many people do it
wilbo45 2 years ago
sickk tune
hadersnffc 2 years ago
haha nice one!
bristolboy16 2 years ago
THIS IS WELL GOOD I LUV IT IT SHOOD BE NORWICH NOT PLYMOUTH norwich till i die!
Willtaylormotorsport 2 years ago
haha im from norwich man!
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
norwich are shit mate thats why you got relegated
hadersnffc 2 years ago
i dont follow football though so i wouldnt really care
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
@Willtaylormotorsport CAFC
chodeboi118 2 years ago
too much time on your hands!!!
charlierose19922 2 years ago
this is class man
johnmadden1989 2 years ago
thanks mate !
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
pretty damn good this advert is a cult
haydenellie 2 years ago
haha thanks :)
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
hahahahaha kudos on making this
coolfool64 2 years ago
Get on you Janner!
julesplym 2 years ago 2
LMAO
stokey72 2 years ago
This song best be at clubland hahaha
utid1999 2 years ago
haha that'd be hilarious. cascada finishes in come green army haha
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
It's dick mar not dit mar ROFL
bobbinbach 2 years ago
its dit mar. hes a player for plymouth argyle. i thought it was dick to start with but was soon corrected haha
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
Fair enough
bobbinbach 2 years ago
Its Dietmar Van Nostrilboy
SteRDLK 2 years ago
He dont play for Argyle mate,he's just a made up name.
ZuluWarriorz 2 years ago
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Its Dietmar Van Nostrolboy
SteRDLK 2 years ago
This is blasting
StageHolder 2 years ago
Awsome xD
Expektationz 2 years ago
AnyOnee Who Goes To NOrthh I Wantt Ya To SHoutt That Tomoraa :L Mr. Humphreys put It On In Mathss :L
tindall1181 2 years ago
what the advert or my song? haha
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
Your song is cool
ProManUnitedFan 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOL
chickendippers1997 2 years ago
genius
liam197199 2 years ago 4
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get a life. you've totally ruined a perfectly good advert!
Buckster3091 2 years ago
yeah man! by making a song out of an adert ive ruined it..... im sure itll never be the same for you, or anyone else for that matter. i must have some how, by creating this song, changed the original one.
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
lol :D
2410Gareth 2 years ago
lol
NornIronLegends 2 years ago
to fill time ;)
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
haha funny init :L
AbbieTheApple 2 years ago
geddon ya janner (Y)
eggybah 2 years ago 4
this is absolute bollocks
AmitGangster 2 years ago
Bahahahahaha, class.
stunited 2 years ago
cilit bang
djheslin 2 years ago
THIS IS COOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MRJH1993 2 years ago
where can i download this from ?
gollywog34 2 years ago
theres a link in the video description
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
this is amazing
ynwamj 2 years ago
lol this is great
dudey223 2 years ago
Ha,ha,ha - Man,this is really Awesome,My favourite too (haha)
Tranquilizer19 2 years ago
I jizzed in my pants.
sugarpinkloz 2 years ago
awsome 10*
thedom239 2 years ago
This is EPIC!
5/5!
Oh god the first time i saw this i lol'd so hard
adster700 2 years ago
lmao quality
crazyq22 2 years ago
legendary;
ashleyandchloe1 2 years ago
LOL
Daiziniho 2 years ago
i luv this so much jizzed much
xUKxCaRNaGex 2 years ago
Brilliant!
HorsesRule1123 2 years ago
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ashleyandchloe1 2 years ago
ROFL
aliens4hire 2 years ago 2
fucking amazing tune this will b on the mainstage at westfest this year
flypig69 2 years ago 2
GREEN ARMEHHH
TUNE. <3
Aantttt 2 years ago 2
0:32 put a donk on it
thomals 2 years ago 3
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alright big dave get on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wot a sad o wastin time doin this it sounds wel shit!! the advert is jokes tho
lutongooner04 2 years ago
geddon you janner
samarasfan 2 years ago 6
Now I've moved to Plymouth people yelling this out is getting annoying, I practised restraint and didn't yell it out but now it's just fucking me off XD
badgerman002 2 years ago
This is so bad it's hilarious
britpunkinpickle 2 years ago
so good
zj0hz 2 years ago 6
LOL ... '' Cilit cilit bang'' :D
chickendippers1997 2 years ago 4
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so fucking anoying this man fucking stupid accent
cafcwebbluke 2 years ago
Nice one Dude! great remix.
MrUnicycle123 2 years ago 4
thanks benj :)
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
This is AWESOME!!!
Thanks so much for this, and I wanted it as a ringtone.Thanks for the download option.
That name 'Ditmar van Nostrilboy' and the chant 'green.. army!', spoken by Paul Whitehouse in one of his memorable character pieces, stuck in my mind ever since seeing that advert first.
So I thought 'tell me more about this Ditmar van Nostrilboy'.. and here online I find your homage!
You are now Subscribed and Favourited!
armadillozenith 2 years ago
haha no probs mate. thanks for that! :)
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
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shite
nickeroo 2 years ago
haha what a choon its wicked (Y) lol "GOOD ENIT" lol thanx for puttin this up capitalsmusic i think im gonna sub you for this :D lol
DubstepFusion 2 years ago
haha thanks mate. appreciate it :)
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
pretty rad
starvingwhale 2 years ago
Gratz on the top 10 man, see you tomorrw :D
x
amunro92 2 years ago
thanks man :) see you tomorrow xxx
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
Download link?
weirdoltd 2 years ago
good plan
ill get one up now :)
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
reply to this when you have please =)
weirdoltd 2 years ago
dude u are the best better than arsha better than FRED u should become a pro
farazfarzam222 2 years ago
hahah thanks ;)
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
Green-Army! absolutely bloody hilarious
jimmyzer0 2 years ago
RED ARMYYYY
CapitalsMusic 2 years ago
LOL!! :D
DubstepFusion 2 years ago
this i the best song to hit youtube in years!!
samtheincredible1 2 years ago
GREEN-ORMMMEEEE
(I know it's Green Army)
q80 2 years ago
lmao northern tongue makes me laugh lmao
oxside 2 years ago
actually its west counties... :P
Cmplord 2 years ago
Green-Army!!
russelltrigger 2 years ago
ahahhaha
bradleyira 2 years ago
love it....
IceSlice21 2 years ago
:L and Dit Mar Van Nostril Boy is just a mae up dude
stealth192 2 years ago
roflmfao!!! that was funny.
devildaz1 2 years ago