Heavy Metal Jr.

[MegaSpamfilter]

they cant sing for shit

[damajikboy]

I want to punch every single on of the kids in the throat.

[SatounoKumo]

"all my life" lol

[iamawillie]

This made my life.

[joshgoodner69]

What. The. Fuck.

[joejoe9207]

the fuck?

[thecarny666]

22:05, do they know what they're clapping to? XD

[mutchahtcho]

worse than bieber?

[monjaz1]

its funny cos they think that they're cool..

[panthers27bsbll]

anyone else think the singer headbangs like Ozzy in the beginning?

[saksilangit]

is this pornography?



[Wiredwifi]

These kids are so fucking sad. What hard cunts. Funny to watch

[jumbijumbi9]

this will funniest, when in 30 years time they look back on this... and realise what stupid little tossers they were

[hellium101]

what the fuck this was made YEARS AGO, i went to the same primary school as them :L there not even a band anymore :L not bad for 7 years ago though :L

[hellium101]

HOLY SHIT aw i miss primary school :L:L

[DJSparkyA]

The best part is when the kid grabs the bc rich and the heaviest pedal in the shop, plugs it into a tube amp and plays his 3 powerchords, then asks for something heavier again.

[markopher16]

that one kid looks like hyde

[ThePyromaniacPunk]

satan rock sounds like tenacious D. they are actually good

[Spiderfan92]

This kids kick ass dude :P they earned it :)

[CystVonCysor]

This was a great film. Reminds me of being in rubbish bands growing up. They're all great kids too, I love how into it they are.

[hellheavenzzz]

IMO they are pretty damn good if they'd dope the whole 'satan' thing ...

[FBPDuctions]

they should call them selves "acne headd"

[ars3nalpromo]

jesus that dad is really flamboyant LOL

[SwaggaBoy666]

The original bass player is fucking using a guitar to play bass.. Are these guys for real

[Shaagaah]

is the guitarist retarded or what? A pedal more heavy then the death meatl? Yeah right... Something more heavy than the freakin lamp cabinet like 5 feet by 5 feet xD what the heck!!!

[SwaggaBoy666]

these kids are failing penis wrinkle salads

[FormerlyKnownAsShun]

The kid with the overgrown turtleneck reminds me of an adolescent version of Kevin Shields.

[FormerlyKnownAsShun]

This reminds me of something brendon small/doc hammer would make up lmao.

[SuperRandomCheesePoo]

Singer needs to learn to growl haha

[PureZephyr156]

i hope this was a joke

[PhantomLord]

Where's Jack Black?

[Catalyst585]

Using a guitar as a bass.. lmao

[kskillerscream]

The dad is so not metal lol

[scootermad1997]

lmao 13.12 mum gets it right (dumb) peavey 1505 At 13.50 !!!! LOL thier crap... so crap LMAO its funny i want to see them then i can play after them :P!

[mariajuliaveiga]

This video is soooo funny. I really don't understand the 712 dislikes.

[Rattlehead15]

That was epic!!!! lol But yeah, I tried that boss distortion pedal before.....my micro metal muff can do heavier distortion at a 5th of it's amount!:P Anyway, that frontman(kid) has the most beautiful girly voice!

SATAN ROCK!!!!

[lookslikealex]

REUNION IS NEEDED!

[robbiehutton]

@lookslikealex I Agree ! god those guys rocked

[lola9539]

The people who dislike this video really just don't understand art. It's not supposed to be taken seriously. It's like Spinal Tap the movie. I found it entertaining and well-directed.

[myDADisTOUGH]

@lola9539 i highly doubt it was supposed to be taken that way.....

[peacexisxfree]

laughed almost through the entire thing. good stuff.

[Weirdhannes]

wtf.

[ThroatSlitter619]

hahahaha...its funny when they play the satanic song in a kids show...and how the parents react....really made my day

[ThroatSlitter619]

ROFLMAO....playing Satanic songs at a kids show...and the kids like it!!! hahaha

[w0mbatina]

This is retarded.

[llamaswithattitude]

UG FTW

[hardtobelievebutso]

its all fake -_-

[waaaters]

And also - what point in having a band when there are no boobs to sign?

[waaaters]

Bullshit that a Boss distortion pedal is the heaviest thing around. That is what bothers me about this documentary.

[hintamaginsa12]

this guys are robots or something they dont move in the record, or in the stage

[j0ckl4]

hahahhaa i am loughing at the people who actually think this is the band how it really is

[MrJTMagnum23]

I knew it was fake from the beginning

[LoadedFront]

So paul comes back to this video and says it also scripted, damn. I was hoping to have a rivalry someday. I wonder what the other guys are doing?

[PlanetofChaos]

This is like watching Spinal Tap Jr.

[UnionofSteel]

Ha, cant get much heavier then a tube amp. Blackstars and Engls etc can produce some heavy shit. im not too sure what the amp in this vid is though

[ManiacMentalMushroom]

19:32 why is that women touch the other womens arse?

[Ticklemygutch]

@ManiacMentalMushroom Making sure the gerbil's still alive

[PaulConnorMcarthur]

Hi guys.

Just to confirm, everything WAS infact staged and almost scripted, and was intentially led out to be comedic.

I Am Paul, the 'singer' of the band, and as you can see, 'heavily influenced' by heavy metal. Check out my vids. Im sure you will agree.

As cringeworthy as this is, its always funny to go back and laugh at. And if i fooled you to being genuine, im a better actor than i thought at 10.

haha

[dazzleddiamond]

kids....gotta love them, especially if they love metal

[Thehamez]

Even though it's fake, I can't help but be pissed at the drummer for looking like such a tool.

[dddtorro]

AWESOME!!!  so funny

[JinjaBreadNinja]

What the flying fuck?!?! Led Zeppelin??? How can those inbred shits play metal when a beautiful band like Zeppelin is an influence?? Oh man I'm just mad now.

[Souly26]

hahaha this movie was hilarious! i almost peed myself!!

[DBSaiyanTim777]

this is fake but at 3:22 XD

[lugs92]

I wish it was fake, but these guys were at my highschool. Everything in this video is real. Seriously.

[DBSaiyanTim777]

XDXDXD

[shootme243]

the dad straight shat on them

[raulgomez777]

haha how can they let them sing those lyrics in front of kids?

[mauka666]

gosh.., they suck ass, amazing.. my band was even better at their age.

[dragonmancse]

They suck -.- Like REALLY!

[framan777]

I LOVE THIS FILM!!! It's just Spinal Tap, except they're all wee boys =op Does anyone know if these dudes are still making music???

"Attitude determines attitude... How high are ye's gonnae fly..." Brilliant! xx

[AEgamesFtw]

I have been trying to find this for ages just so I could see that bit where he finds the heaviest amp in the shop and says it isn't heavy enough.

Funny :P

[nickrolars]

all those old people at the end XD

[dragonmancse]

they are all like: hu? They are talking about Satan!!! They are possed!!! xD

[DBSaiyanTim777]

hahahaha satan rock XD

[wutangSPK]

familly fun day xD

[vivouk]

HAT RID

[apocobring]

...This is awesome.

[m620]

this is like a second spinal tap.

[orangesfromlondon]

Haha the dad sounds like bruce dickinson

[ConnorGunn]

@orangesfromlondon THE bruce dickinson?

[Shaagaah]

@orangesfromlondon you just bought a one-way ticket to hell by saying that!

[CystVonCysor]

@orangesfromlondon Looks a bit like him too.

[Chunkfuck1]

haha fuking hell, BLACK DEATH

[13370m6]

is this serious

[jordanburt]

unfortunately yes

[otherrandomhero]

This is adorable! I love how the guy plugs the kid into a recto and he says he wants something heavier

[geeburr]

BAHAHA!!! at 18:05 their dad sounds like Shrek xD

[narfboy93]

Saden rocks!

[dondonddrum]

the keyboard player doesnt need to sing, he doesnt pronunciate the lyrics at all...that's one thing every genre of music needs to do if theres any clean vocals at all

[gingeronamissionx]

thats soooooooo funny :d we watched this in english and we were all pissin ourselves laughin... :L:L:L:L

[nakedsnakes95]

Atleast they aint rappin

[thejokerbatmandarkin]

they thought me a way to get a girl

[Mources]

lol I haven't seen this video in sooo long...

I wonder where they are now? Probably regretting this =P

[BedTimeLullaby]

I couldn't stop laughing. They're just little tikes!

[nighthawk73x]

ikno right

[willandthepeople]

OK... The music is SHIT yea.. but this is one of the best pieces of comedy i have watched since i first saw the office... That manager guy is literally the Scottish Gervais!!! Man watch it again and laugh at the awkward shit riddling this documentary.. AND ITS REAL!!!! x

[inthelandofmordor]

for god sake

please stick to guitar hero

your fucking terrible

[FloroSapien]

Dear fucking God, what has the world come to.

[lifemetall]

influences .....all rock-hard rock not metal.....therefore this is hard rock JR not heavy metal jr

[tcollproduction]

all those song are gay.they suck

[davs67]

you do realize this is a farce right?

[99Mrmcman]

i like the diagonal headbanging at the start xD

[itstali25]

lol i need to go over there, music gig there seems easy as hell lol

[TheTrollOfTheTube]

Heavy Metal version of Tokio Hotel. lol!

[slipknotfreak33]

You guys are garbage. Actually I think my garbage makes better noise ever after i have shit all over it. The drummer is a P.O.S I can drum better with 1 arm

[dragonmancse]

they really fukin suk!!!

I mean, you can't even say your a metal band if the guitarist only have 3 single coil pick-ups!!!

[Mushman34]

Deep Purple. Stay in school.

[dragonmancse]

Deep purple isn't doing Heavy Metal, they do hard rock -.-

[dannycarey13]

deep purple was one of the first heavy metal bands, they were early heavy metal

[mariahahwhut]

lolz @ kid with overgrown turtleneck. HARDXCORREE

[CuteBadger]

Sounds like shit... But they are kids

[caelestic]

DAMN... that dad Whales like Ozzy

[thejokersfavour]

The Dad was Brilliant, the alternative ending is him rushing the stage and doin all the songs!

[irishryno2000]

who cares, these guys are going to have their crap straight by the time they are 18. Pantera started early and were solid by the time Phil jumped in.

[Tamerica]

Haha, when they grow up, I bet they'll look back on this movie and die of embarrassment.

[99Mrmcman]

thia aint metal

[rok3r5tyl3]

inspirational, comical, and slightly disturbing - a very good job

[TheKnot9]

That was great!

[LesserGod7]

Awkward as fuck... I like it :)

[THEJohn187]

LOL@Hatrid.

[igotztheskillz]

That was pretty cool, I liked the end when they sold out all their CDs and got chicks. Very interesting.

[shadowcow2]

I think its very cool that these young kids are trying to make a metal band. There needs to be more kids like them, but, they could use some work on the actual material. They could find some more "metal" influences aswell, and make the music less pop punkish, but i think if they kept at it and got better and got better gear, they could be pretty good.

[xXNirvanaLithiumXx]

haha those have got to be the ugliest kids i have ever seen spawned on this earth!! xD

[ErinandMeggie]

LIAM MARTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ErinandMeggie]

shocked and appauled, mike.

[Mike709]

what kinda heavy metal band uses a candy apple red strat!?

[jsmith5052]

and w/o a humbucker....

[Mushman34]

Biffy Clyro - there's no such thing as a jaggy snake.

[scaryfried]

Jesus that drummer is ugly, scarf and no scarf.

[0312502]

the one with big curly afro is funny because he reminds me of the dude of home alone lol hehehehe :)

[0312502]

i think the guitar player not robbie but the other one is faf

[THEAMAZINGACDC]

a piano player in a metal band? but its cool i liked it but they are probaly more pop punk

[dupuis2020]

hmmmm children of bodom!!!

[BobTheAlmightyRabbit]

Scarf dude

SHAVE. :L

[megsXoXoXo]

Fucking little punk ass kids, think they know metal.

[Bloodrocuted159]

This isn't worthy of a UG FTW...

[hokhomaha]

they dont even sound like metal

[cgmsdh]

That guy's dad was a fucking great singer.

Reminded me of Bruce Dickinson.

[Grisu69]

this is the worst thing i have ever seen i cant listen to metal for at least a week now fuck...

[Ibik]

What I don't understand is that:

They dress up like there in a metal band.

There influences are Classic Rock.

There name is Metalcore.

There music is: well not even Pop Punk.

[moneymind69]

the piano player shuld of been the lead vocalist, he shows more attitude, den tat little prick who dinks marilyn manson is fuckn metal

[robbiehutton]

i was the bassist in that band back then, and all am going to say is it was a big mistake, and we have all totally moved on from it :)

[JimmyPageAndJoePerry]

What the gumby looking one they bought in halfway.

That whole band was shit, stupid kid asking for a heavier distorted amp & pedal, learn to play first faggot.

[lastyesterdayconr]

That 9 year old playing the bass was great!

[niceone63]

Nothing entertains me and makes me lose my faith in music at the same time like this

[ollie0070]

BOOOOOO Sucks dick

[myvanpounds]

lol when dad tries to school them

SUPERSTAR!

[NERBAHNA]

men this kids are kids . nothing more . this singer sings like 5 years old baby . they have no music no vocals . NOTHING . grow up first and then try the "rock band" again !

[farnsley]

Thanks God these guys are influenced by the likes of Alice Cooper, Zeppelin and Motorhead. They could aspire to be like The Back Street Boys or Boys To Men or even worse Eminem or Kid Rock.

Now at least, they have the chance to grow up and be like ANVIL!!

But, they should start listening to some old Diamond Head. Then they could grow up and be like Metallica. Well, it worked for Metallica.

[MartilloDK]

Kids thinking they are metal, when the bottomline is that they are playing kids music, for kids. They should stop trying to be hardcore, go home and practice, and then come back when they have grown some balls and gotten the true metal attitude, instead of this childish wannabe emo thing. - I look forward to see them then, but untill that, stay home and practice...

And omfg I cracked @ the "Family fun party" or whatever the sign said, and the little girls clapping to "satan rocks"!

[idntexst]

hey heavy metal is cool but you know what is cooler my go go girls dancing on table please watch it and comment.its about what people will do to bring in more customers....

[davesurrealist]

At least they are out there and trying t do something which is more than I can say for you lame ass losers who are watching and posting negative comments.

[greendaykid10235]

is the drummer the only one who's hit puberty?

[greendaykid10235]

that's terrible

[jahoodunrama]

the kids like 12, he probably thinks its cool. coupled with some selfimage issues.

[stubartineoose]

yeah hes an ugly fucker

[cancellierebmx]

esto es una verdadera Mierda!

[tranquilchaos90]

I agree...

[themuse55555]

lame ass little kids

[GLXLSR]

haha Satan rocks

[punkdude1668]

hahahah lmao wow...

[wingsgirl1313]

Lol! The singers looked so intimidated when the dad tried to show them how to do the vocals.

[corymart1n3z]

LOLLLLLLL @ 22:00

[wahini101]

The dad is an awesome singer! Why isn't he famous? Why settle to be a vocal coach with a voice like that?

[TearingUpSomeSnare]

Satan Rocked that crowds face off, thats halarious i wish i could play that song in a crowd like that

[antiemo666777]

i cant tell if its a joke or real they sounded horrible so im gessing fake

[GingerBen1234]

why when the dad is singing do the words bruce dickenson come into my head??

[ALittleWeeny]

it's not a documentary, it's a MOCKUMENTARY!!! You rockers wouldn't know what sarcasm or satire is if it slapped you right in the face!

[luciebucie77]

this has to be a spoof.....so so funny

[pivot174]

Ooohoh the suck XD

[ek00rb]

oh they're adorable. good for them, doing what they love so young!

[ScorchinBeats]

That lead singer does look like a girl. What a stupid little twirp.

[boxesbeforebuddha]

Reminds me of when I first started playing. If they stick with it they could be good someday.

[Deathend]

They look and act like the 'bad boys' from a disney series.