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  • hit girl's 11 not 9

    this movie was awesome

  • the movie actually sucked, Kick Ass didnt do anything till the very end.

  • Loved this movie. All the characters were great. Nicholas Cage is brilliant. The child actress isn't the annoying little kinds u see in movies but awesomeness. Kickass himself delivered his role great. There were no weaknesses in this movie. Better than the comic book.

  • @slaidification

    I agree, the comic was good but the film was even better.

  • This movie is exactly what the title implies.

  • Awesome movie! HIT GIRL is the best super hero ever! She is so totally Kick Ass!

    She's a 9 yr old girl with pig tails who throws knives at people (near the end) awesome!

  • i have returned thumbs me

  • it is absolute shit

  • Am i the only one who thinks this movie was shit?

  • the fact he gets the girl ruins the movie bc the point is that u cnt b a superhero

  • review dbz!

  • I cried my ass out when big daddy died

  • Big daddys scene on the security cameras the best besides Hit girls part

  • The novel says hit girl is like Rambo meets Polly Pockets

  • i watched this on tv and it was pretty good :D

  • when you whatch 1 video of him you cant stop whaqtching all of them

  • @MultiRunescapeLegend I can't even find the words to describe how rediculously true that statement is

  • if u wanna subscribe

    well....

    left, right, below- youtube moves it

    *i dont know where the box is*

    ROFL

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  • Kick ass sucks ass!

  • Hit girl was fucking awesome best female super hero ever fuck you black widow

  • I'm only 5 months older than the actress who plays Hit Girl, so when I saw this movie it made me feel I've done nothing in my life... Anyway I loved this movie! I saw it on Nexflix a few nights ago and thought from the ads i saw last year that it looked like a stupid movie, and I was wrong.

    And yes my favorite characters were Big Daddy and Hit Girl because Kick Ass, in the whole movie, was just a wannabe. Big Daddy is the shit!

  • This movie was...wait for it.....KICK ASS

  • Everyone says hit girl was the star of the movie but for me it was always Kickass. The scene where he fights off that gang from killing that guy was truly moving and im surprised that scene didnt move otehrs in the same way, i mean i assume it didnt since everyone prefers hit girl. Dont get me wrong, i loved hit girl but i for me the film could have still been made without her presence....it wouldnt hav ebeen as good, but it would have been possible, but not without kickass himself

  • @SamHain1031666 gotta add ms fanservice on a rated r movie to sell out to the max i guess?

  • Kick Ass is AWESOMETACULAR!

  • This review was kick ass

  • Kick-Ass

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    Kicked some serious ass.

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!­!!!!!!!!!

  • huh you know i thought that kick-ass was gona suck but i started watching you tonight and you've had the same opinion all the other movie reviews i've watched so i think i might buy this movie 

  • the book is great :D love Romita jr.

  • do a review of The Boondock Saints

  • This movie totally kicks ass!! *Sorry,but someone had to say it..."

  • There better be a goddamn sequel to this movie and it better focus more on Hit Girl's revenge and shit.

  • @AllWalksofLife Ummmm, she got her revenge. Everyone who crossed her is dead. And Kick-Ass will always be about Kick-Ass, the fact that there's someone more badass than him doesn't mean he's not the main character. The comic still focuses on Kick-Ass, so the movie sequel probably will too. Spin-off about a supporting character is not a sequel.

  • I hated how they changed a lot of the story, especially the ending

  • This movie came out when i was 12 so i saw it like 12 times but when i wanted to go for my thirteenth time the douchefags raised the age limit to 16 an di wasnt aloud in.

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  • there's a cliffhanger so where's the sequel

  • This review really helped me a bunch, thanks! I’d love to hear your thoughts on Schumacher’s new movie called “Trespass.” There isn’t much on it, but I know it’s a thriller with Nic Cage and Nicole Kidman. bit. ly/oVHP2g

  • Is it just me who prefers the character Kick-Ass to Hit Girl? 

  • @SetaoReborn Yes.

  • i love this movie definitely awsometaculer but a cequal is unlikely because the director doesn't want to ruin a great movie sad but makes scene at the same time

    wht do you think jeramy should they do a sequel.

  • @alejokattana You listed the reasons any sane person should dislike it. When Super did what it did, it was supposed to make you feel bad for glorifying violence. When the Kick-Ass comic it was being exceptionally evil for no reason. The movie IS better because it fixes these faults and lets you enjoy a great ending and the beginning to a new trilogy that is worth your time.

  • i loved this movie the nerds girl friend is hot i wanna pound that shit

  • @alejokattana i honestly do think thats cool, good suggestion

  • @alejokattana hm, no offense but why are you pointing this out to me?

  • your not really that funny dude but good review i guess

  • I would do hit girl. Even if she is 11 years old. My penis would love to be in her asshole.

  • @MegaAgamer What the fuck?!? Pedobear is that you 0_0

  • honestly why do people hate on kick-ass just because its unrealistic? thats like hating on the joker because hes psychotic

    so trolls why dont you know anything? answer that yourselves, you'll never figure it out

  • Lol this movie is awesome, as you said was on Hit Girl's side right after her first appearance XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

  • @geymer7979 TROLLOLOLOL

  • vulgar movies = my fav

  • this movie is just one of the worst Films ever

    hitgirl is like 13 any 25 year old man can just catch her and she wouldnot get out because she wont have enough strengths she is hit girl BUT SHE IS STILL 13 year old girl dont have any muscles brain and shes not badass she is one of those who pretend badass OMG she was meant to be killed like 100 times if that was LIFE!!!!

    and ending with rocket it should blow up right in the building and not after 20 seconds it hits the target JUST ABOMINATION!

  • @geymer7979 Troll is a troll.

  • @geymer7979 get lost troll lol

  • Lol that movie guy a few comments below me rates EVERYTHING 6/10

  • My 8 yr old Sis watched this

    She loved it and didn't have a single nightmare

    She watched twilight

    She is still having nightmares

    Kids can watch kick ass

    Just not twilight

  • @renay1918 Your parents let their 8-year-old watch an "R" rated movie, not something one should boast

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  • @renay1918 Your sis has better taste than my sis ( She´s with team Jacob).

  • @renay1918 that makes total sense

    twilght is a horrible movie that gives kids nightmares :D

    D:

  • I actually found hit-girl a bit annoying

  • I RATE IT 6/10 

  • @mrmoviemanic1 I RATE YOUR RATING 0/3. GET YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY FIXED.

  • Hit Girl was easily the best character. It took me about 30 minutes to realize it, but the girl that plays her is all of 12 years old. My parents would NEVER let me star in this movie. :)

  • THESE COMMENTS ARE NOW A CHLOE THREAD

  • I thought the movie was awesome.. except for every scene with nic cage, and hit girl. They ruined the movie for me.

  • I didnt like the movie at all... probably because of the hype :\

  • vote for kick-ass in the mtv movie awards!

  • or every one that wants a sequel it will happen.Budget $28 million

    Gross revenue $96,130,462

  • I liked this movie because going into it I had an impression that it was going to be another kids becomes super heroes type cheezy flick then it became kids murder villains in brutally awesome ways type flick. I liked that it through me for a loop even though it wasn't realistic in the slightest, it was an insanely fun movie.

  • @necronomicon009 you think it wasn't realistic?? my problem with this movie is that i felt it was too realistic, with exception of hitgirl of course (aaaaaaand that rocket launcher scene). Kick-ass got his ass handed to him a couple of times. Big daddy got what was coming to him (he asked for it). Kick-ass didn't want to be a superhero anymore... even the bad guys had to put an example of what would happen if a dumbfuck wanted to be a super hero. But i really liked it.

  • i have this movie on BluRay DvD combo pack... never thought i would ever buy a BluRay DvD combo pack with Nickolas Cage in it.

  • The one thing i didn't like about this movie is how everyone is supposed to be regular humans who are trying to be superheroes by using whatever advantages they have. Then they throw in an 11year old mercenary who was trained by a cop. And she's supposed to blend into the "regular human" people? She didn't. She stood out, which was good for some people, but for me, it just took away from the nature of the movie.

  • @AJVersatility19 shes not a mercenary shes a trained killer, just imagine training a kid to be an assassin from birth they don't know, they would have no emotion to killing people.

  • @Baseshocks I meant she had the skills of a mercenary. Not their attitude.

  • @AJVersatility19 I agree.

    

  • @Womprat77 Yea i know a lot of people say Hit-Girl made the movie. To me, she ruined it. She belongs in an actual superhero setting, and not one where it's normal ppl trying to do superhero things.

  • No lie, Nicolas Cage had an oscar vibe in his acting for this movie. Not saying he should win, or even be nominated, but the way he acted is one step away from an oscar. Well 2 steps, the first step is to get out of a superhero movie.

  • Trust me, I read the graphic novel, it's a lot more violent (Big Daddy's brains get blown out) and a lot more vulgar (shows actual sex scenes twice)

  • this or sin city?

  • A lot of people get mad at me when I tell them I didn't like it. I liked the actors but it was pretty bad.

  • @yournotrandom i'm mad at you

  • @336forlife

    Ok that's it. If you 13-year-olds wanna gang up on me at least bring some intelligence to the table. Do you have brains? Because u obviously feel threatened when someone else uses theirs. Go back to your mom's house and be quiet. Seriously. No one's impressed by your f-bombs and lack of intelligence.

  • @wafgkji

    Your point?

  • My god. You really really look like the main character from Psych. Seriously!

  • @TheChanchen kind of....

  • 0:32 bastard -.- hahahahhahaha

  • Hitgirl reminds me of Toph.. doesn't she????

  • I'm Soooo Going To Jail For Hitgirl!! ;)

  • Movie was awesome! Hitgirl ♥ And yes, the humor was a lot like Zombieland.

    And you So remind me of JD from Scrubs.

  • Big Daddy FTW! Finally Nick Cage is watchable again!

  • Great review ! You're really cute !

  • i just got the Blu Ray from amazon today (I live in Europe)... Will watch it in a bit.. 

  • I agree Hit girl made this movie hands down.

  • kick-ass is my 4th fav movie. the graphic novel is better tho. i recomend u read it

  • none of my friends who read the comic liked this movie, so I'm glad I didn't read the comic

  • @DRealfriknKeenan i read the comic and i liked it but the movie was way better. because of a few things the author of the comic did.

  • yer vids are entertaining man, keep it up

  • I'm gonna raise my daughter to be like Hit-Girl :D

  • this should of been hit girl's movie called..."Hit Girl"

  • I thought Kick Ass' character was quite bland and i never found him interesting, Hit Girl and Cage made the movie, and the Red Guy? in it for 5 minutes :P

  • I literally sh*t my pants when I saw this movie it should be been called "Sh*t your pants!" but besides that pure AWESOMENESS!

  • i tried to get my bro's in. didn't know i had to be 21 to get minors in to the movie. didn't even look R in the commercials. they were pissed when i left them at clash of the titans lol. 

  • Hit girl is like a little minature of rambo

  • @chicocool654

    better than that,she puts chuck norris to shame.XD

  • Hit Girl did all the cool kung fu stuff but all her hardness and bravado was totally unbelievable. Little is more unbelievable than a 12 year old actress strutting around like even though her parents are dead and killers are after her she's still just a badass who can't be touched (Dakota Fanning!). That's not how a young girl would feel or act I don't care how well she can fight. Her dad burns to death and dies right in front of her and she doesn't even cry? YEAH RIGHT!!

  • @kellialbright it's a movie. Calm the fuck down.

  • @kellialbright its a fucking movie!

  • MAN FUCK GREEN CONDUM AND MCFLUFFIN MIST ...ITS ALL ABOUT HIT GIRL!!!! HITGIRL!!! AND BIGDADDYY!!!!

  • Totally agree with the review, the movie would have lost like 60% of its appeal without hitgirl.

  • kick-ass lived up to its name and surpasses all expectations. its probably one of the if not THE best comic book adaptation. also i know that nic cages performance in this saved his career seriously.100/10 from me its that awesome.

  • seriously go out and buy it on DVD, they didn't make that much money from the cinematical release so go line their pockets with DVD sales, it was a Fing awesome movie, I saw it (ashamedly) 3 times at the cinema

  • the special effects really ruined the movie for me and the movie was great until the ending. The last scene was horrible.

  • i like ur reviews, they dont drag on and be boring which is good, I'm just gonna suscribe to you

  • im gonna watch that movie this weekend... i feel like dressing up like a lune and kicken some random dudes ass!!!! lol

  • @deadling13 watch the ign review of this. It talks about how basically the comic n movie were made at the same time. Just watch it

  • Kick Ass was the shit. It was a movie that centered around the main character, but focused on all the co-characters(that's not a word, but meh) just as much.

  • damn i do think kick-ass kicked ass...

    i geuss i'd better subscribe so..... :\

  • im saving myself for hit girl we're only a few years apart

  • Hit girls is fantasy sister or daugter to me

  • I'm so pissed that every time I tried to see this movie something would come up.

  • Kick ass Review Man!

  • movie was cool just wish it was more like the comic.

  • Kick Ass > Iron Man 2

  • I wasn't too into it until HitGirl Got involved. OMW, she's flatout owned this movie. It was kinda like the first you see Yoda fights, all you can see is this greenball and death and WOOV WOOV sounds followed by swift deaths all around. She does exactly that. she's like a 21century Ninja-Jedi

  • Hitgirl = my future daughter.

  • @villeppi Good luck!

  • @villeppi Higirl = my girlfriend

  • @villeppi if i have a daughter, i'm totally gonna make her a badass

  • @villeppi hitgirl=my future girlfriend

  • @villeppi Hit Giri = my future wife. (It's ok, I can say that, I'm 14)

  • @MovieGuru16 no shes my wife fuck off

  • @MovieGuru16 hit girl the actor is know 14

  • @MovieGuru16 XDXD just wait a few years and then start talking like that

  • @MovieGuru16 hey she's mine lol jk Im15 today

  • @MovieGuru16 Fuck off! She's to me!

  • @MovieGuru16 yeah Hit Giri is hot but Hit Girl is just better! XD

  • @villeppi Hitgirl = my future wife

  • @villeppi You stole it, you bastard! (Total 100% agree if you can't tell)!

  • Respond to this video...  So this was a Chloe movie--no question!...

  • Respond to this video... Is there a double like option?

  • kick-ass DID kick ass,dont be shy.big daddy n hit girl,better than sex,n big daddy dying was like titanic shit,saddest thing ever,a moment that stopped australia

  • I liked kick ass but after finishing the movie you want to look out for someone dressed as a super hero

  • i really liked it, hit girl was awesome,awesome,awesome,awesom­e and chole mertz did a PWNderful job as hitgirl, kickass isnt really a fighter but hes hilarouse

  • he's right this is Hit-Girl pretty much took over the movie i love her

  • @caterpillars1tounge In Kickass 2 she will be teaching Dave how to fight, uch xd. That coulda be sexy.

  • i thought the movie sucked

  • the karate kid remake

  • most boringness cheesiest teenage movie yet, and ive seen scary movie series

  • if your gonna read the book be prepared since its different

  • but you just said" kick ass kicks ass" at 2:15

  • Ha I'm a fucking kid but you ain't my daddy.Don't tell me what to do.Also just amazing review man.This KICKS ASS.

  • what a surprise...not what i expected from the movie...its damn violence

  • i know hit girl stole the whole fuckin movie i really want to see more of her in the future!

  • hit girl could own tony stark

  • There is a total lack of structure. The film begins with an interesting premise but then becomes bogged down with scenes of random silliness that stray too far away from the story that the filmmakers are trying to tell (ex. when Kick-Ass and Red Mist start grooving to music while driving).

  • @Silverwire100 I think scenes like that helped the movie by giving it a grounded, realistic sense. Like in your example, that scene was just reminding you that these "super heroes" are still just kids, even that far into the movie. It kept the characters consistent. I don't think structure was lacking at all, I just think there was a lot of variety in it. I thought it definitely kept the movie interesting, instead of more mainstream or expected, which is what I got from the original trailer.

  • r u gay? IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! HMM U R GAY!!!

  • kick ass was a good movie and hitgirl was bad ass!but the guy kickass got his ass kicked alot and almost died couple times o.o .but i gotta admit there a lot of blood in the movie,not recommended for kids.

  • Jeremy Jahns, your review is funnier than the movie.

  • so why did this movie fail at the box office?....can u make a video about why this movie failed at the box office considering the hype please

  • Read the graphic novel man, its way different from the movie in plots. its a great read.