Game Fails: Halo Reach "Ride the Rocket"

[legomotion66]

Blue: "I got this,I got this"

Blue: "boom! killed .... wait wait What he didn't die? son of a

[Tycooniak]

Red vs Blue anyone?



[Paljassus77]

he is aiming that long with a ROCKET LAUNCHER and still MISSES?!

[jrbartha]

i love the gyes double take

[TheStormie456]

get hes got no ball hair now

[zklumph]

@TheStormie456 AAAAAAAAAHH! BURNING!

[SkyrimRandies]

"owned!"

-"wait what"

[78Lewa]

Hmmm just like Griff when tex attacks

[zklumph]

@78Lewa "Protect me cone!"

[snipingspree605]

I can't believe how long he lined that up for and still failed.

[07blackhawk07]

This isn't how you go for a ride on your crotch rocket...

[darkjedi572]

And that's why uncle pee paw lost his penis kids

[kwameopoku410]

halo reach has the best hit box

[RGW96]

YOU- YOU ALMOST KILLED MY BONER!

[xTheRegulator29x]

5-holed it.

[67890AVATAR]

Aimed at people who would not be too accurate it!

[exodia200011]

oww my balls.

[pinoyboyFTW]

I luv the blue guy's reaction when he sees the red still alive XD

[mcnash432]

as geoff would u almost killed my boner

[slasher380]

This is what you get for trying to hit griff :/

[dinonick2]

blue guy fires rocket: alright hes dead lets forget about him

red guy: ow my balls are on fire

Blueguy: wtf

[cayden427STAR]

insert sexual joke here_________________

[trebot9292266]

"Not like this" griff

[FastFirefly1]

YOU ALMOST KILLED MY BONER 00:17

[5620103893]

I think I shot that rocket...

[xxjay7]

He almost took a Rocket to the knee...

[itouchds1]

press 5 for EPICNESS

[097AceofSpades]

"YOU ALMOST KILLED MY BONER!

[LesAndTristanVideos]

press 7, wait a few seconds and then press 8

[Maximillionum]

Damn... Does this mean they finally have perfected the hitbox to only count when you ACTUALLY hit the model...?

[karinosai]

@Maximillionum It's been that way for years, bro.

[Maximillionum]

@karinosai Then I've never noticed it. *bullet that passes four inches to the left of head kills him* "HEADSHOT!" ...

[karinosai]

@Maximillionum It's called lag, bro. It happens on games that don't have dedicated servers... a lot.

[mrbannana2]

whoa i took a really big fart i should lay off the tacos for while

[Kayokak]

"noob" tubing?

[shadowblade7204]

the halo gods wanted him to stay in that game

[GunganHero]

Good thing that he didn't have a Boner!!

[DrFreenote]

@GunganHero Attempt at originality fail.

[bguhuhrg]

@DrFreenote LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[AirStryke71]

@GunganHero On the contrary, he did have a boner, and that was a good thing. No boner = hanging dick.

[AydenMize]

Good thing he didn't have a boner...

[HappyIsFleeting]

@AydenMize They normmally prick upward .

[NeroFlyFly]

I bet he farted just hard enough to push the rocket down

[jrjuggalo159]

That was close enough to shave his balls.

[DanBonRP]

grif lol

[sasuke03221]

guess thats what they mean by 'warm up' :x

[bestswimmer1]

The upside to a small dick.

[darkdragon9899]

YOU ALMOST KILLED MY BONER

[MegaReapergrim]

if this guy had a Boner he wouldnt be alive today

[skylordgilliam]

if that would have just been a little bit higher.

[KDMANN]

Press 1 repeatedly for long range shotgun

[Shad0wb4ll]

BETRAYAL FAIL!!!

[lpugach]

Church: I cant shoot a sniper but theres no way I can miss.

*fires*

Tucker: How did you even make it into the army

[CaboosesBestBuddy]

He did the Grif

[DarkMasqueradeX]

cool guys dont look at explosions

[KidPlanesTv]

The ultimate dick bounce.

[Zombiebait7523]

Hmmm, this seems familiar. Shouldn't Tex be beating him up though?

[mrsupercrazy4ever]

haha you scored

[ThePokemonDrawings]

nutmeg.......

[ZeroPath5]

if he had a boner, he would be dead right now

[AkiratheWhite]

"YOU ALMOST KILLED HIS BONER!"

[pinoyboyFTW]

Lol i luv how the guy shoots the rocket, thought he got him, then looked back and was like WTF?

[tanzh19]

You almost got my BONER!!!

[studioCR2]

Red: Geeze, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

[Afromonkey86]

classic double-take

[AirWaterLandBuffalo]

Red: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID ANYONE SEE THAT

[TheAdamRafferty]

if that spartan had a boner...

[EnjoiPanda275]

missed it by that much....

[robloxspaceman]

i didnt know bungie made a new assasination = rocket t-bag

[moake1995]

Grif: oh no not my balls

after few

[iLimeBomb]

who gave tucker the rocket launcher -.-

[EnragedPorkchop]

Halo hitboxes are pretty accurate...

[hickupville]

griff: OH GOD NOT MY BALLS.

missle misses.

griff: phew

[DaJoshDude]

u know whats gay? someone shot a rocket and it exploded a foot from my head but this is just... gay

[aaronlee31]

hes got no balls

[UndisturbedSilence1]

@aaronlee31 Apparently he's lucky not to.

[EvilCow090]

Now I have to look for SCHLAFADOO28... Thank you DirtehDan. Thank you.

[majorafan09]

@EvilCow090 I didn't know what he said either, but I can take an educated guess from his reply. I think he said something like "If he had a boner that went downwards, he would've died..."

[LostEpsilon]

good thing he doesnt have a large one

[xOverCharge]

just shows how much effort bungie went into on those hit boxes

[jamesgrose510]

Just like the Hunter.

[PootisGuy123]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

[boisrockz24]

@PootisGuy123 five hole

[Gmanunit13vers2]

lol i bet the blue is all like *fires* "DIRECT HIT" *looks down seeing smoke clear and sees him still alive* "WTF GET BACK HERE AND DIE"

[lalapapa97]

blue was tex, red was grif. flash back!!!!!

[MegaPancakesFTW]

Now thats what i call............

*puts on sunglasses*

a close call

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[razor2341]

Blue: Time to die. *Fires, then explosion* YEAH *Does a double take* What?

[RisingDummies]

if you press 1. you will see that the shotgun shot the rocket. suckky shotgun :/

[legend658]

* arfter the match*

red spartan: ahh time 4 a shower

*looks down*

red spartan:0.o HEY STEVE WHAT I TELL U ABOUT SHAVING MY BALLS AT NIGHT?

[skuxernater]

nuts!



[Mofalcolm334]

warmed his nuts

[TFHalo]

Blue Spartan - Mission accom- wait a minute...

[STbluefox]

Nutmeg! XD

[dameowmixman]

lets see csi Miami solve that one

[Liwan1000]

funny how fast he blue turned bleft to look what just happend!

he was lik: "WHUT?!"

[shadow2711]

reminds me of red vs blue episode 8 seison 8

[EpicStudiosUSA]

@shadow2711 Griff: "Oh God! Not my-!"

[iceblade207]

from the great words of jack: you just killed me boner

[DrakeCaliburn]

YOU ALMOST KILLED MY BONER!!!!!

[ThunderCavalier]

xD

[TheBlah238]

Lol he pulled the same stunt as Grif.

[ROBBIECURTIS1]

in words of geoff ' if he had a boner he would be dead right now ' amen

[Unit1262]

NOTHING FANCY CENTER MASS!!!!!!!

[derden95]

If he had a boner he would be dead

XD

[iamdudeification]

Hey, man, you almost killed my boner!

[USMC2200]

Cool guys don't look at explosions@!



[warpath211]

*grif* oh no not my balls

*grif* thank god i thought i was .......

*grif in slo-mo* OHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT

[narutorocks6287]

is this an epic fail or an epic win nobody knows

[xjakixbebz]

Ahaha reminds me of RvB xD

[ADrunkWelshman]

Red team equipment again?



[ElCholo2579]

"MY PUBIC HAIR"

[teddtbhoy2]

Grif

[BUNGLE7777777]

At least I know that the rockets are that strong, because there isn't any magnetism in them.

[Jelincomi]

Church found the Rocket Launcher.....

[Tetherwing]

@Jelincomi Again.

[alphadog9876543210]

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[Abramighty]

Sarge: Caboose!!! You almost hit my boner!!! And you have my shotgun!!!

Caboose: ...Tucker did it.

[Alphapara]

@flflflfulful ...oh my GAWD!!! :O

[PiFace13]

How the hell did he miss that shot?

[wackydude7]

@PiFace13 it went between his legs it threaded the needle

[BUSH2438]

Another Blue mistake

[88472456]

YOU ALMOST KILLED MY BONER!!!

[GeorgeisFantastic]

lol, nice double-take...

[ihavnovids]

No! No! No! Not in the nuts! Phew.

[poisionserpent8]

00:16-00:18 thats kinda sexy

[flamees45]

same thing happend to me on cod w/ valkrye

[Coolrx24]

Grif did that exactly

[cram1226]

haha i love how the guy who shot it was like what the hell?!

[SCYLINEgamer]

Holy shit! I thought the falcon one was crazy

[windnales]

Balls hot!

[differ97sezons11]

explosive farts.

[DeathMachine1999]

@differ97sezons11 EXPLOSIVE DIARREHA

[StaraziaSelin66]

if that guy had a boner...no, it's too easy. you fanboys all know the joke. i don't even need to say it.

[pipluppwns1]

press 5 then 8

[MrFreakyphil]

"oh sweet a red! And he's not paying attention!" *lines up shot* ... ... .. ... ... *fires shot* "Okay, time to go shoot some more reds.... WHAT THE HELL!?" *pulls out rocket launcher again, but red is gone* "F*ck."

[Janeil88]

OLE!!!!

[bveress]

Reminds of when tex was beating up the reds and tucker and the rocket goes straight underneath griffs crotch

[axelthegreat9]

best part is: the red still has both his nuts

[SwitchbladeVids]

Good hitboxes.

[oarngeskittle]

it's funny that the guy doesn't even realise that he almost got steralized

[zachzach134]

press 8 after the rocket go thur his nuts

[ebi1277]

Wow I've done that before

[NordicThundah]

thank god for erectile disfunction

it saves lives people, it saves lives

[raghr]

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[bonehead3able]

he needs a boner bill

[TakeInIT1]

the one and only time you feel lucky to not have a big penis

[Rezuhrekshun]

@megalildude123 What are you talking about?!?! It doesnt look fake at all and for you to say that makes me question your intelligence...

[jakeurevig]

you know you are good when you can weave a rocket through someones legs. xD

[MegaLildude123]

that  is preety sad that it went right under the guy's u know. but it looks really fake, lik he didnt accidently do that cause who has that slow of a reaction,i mean of course we all know your old granny.JK!

[davidmvue3]

good job griff, tex didnt blow off you sack

[ISAFMobius18]

he failed to get it in, this has his prom night writtin all over it

[yoyoboy1337]

@SCHLAFADOO28 u copied that from the real fails of the week

[Airondot]

that is wat we call a pickle tickle

[Mrnatedog10]

boner crusher

[radiokilla331]

Wow that was close

[Hi5TOrIC]

0:05 i love his double take, he is probably like OMGWTFBBQ.

[brandoncoe500]

Great, now the area smells like singed ball hair.

[DirtehDan]

@SCHLAFADOO28 If you had a boner that went downwards I would get that checked by a doctor..

[lonesoldier33]

"Oh god, not like this!"

[MelodyRix]

The same thing happened to grif... haha

[jordbowd]

talk about your crotch rocket

[rpgwarlord2012]

@SCHLAFADOO28 as well as having all of its asshairs singed XD

[Steelbuckeye521]

I bet he farted just hard enough to push the rocket down.

[ThatPretentiousKid]

A medical breakthrough has been made today. Studies show that not having a boner during an combat situation is... good for you.

[sregi22]

I love how he looked back after he noticed the red guy didn't actually get killed.

[NvMYNadz50]

Mind = blown O.o

[megahellreaper]

That red guy is a fucking badass!

[iliketoplaygamez]

Its the same Elite from fails of the weak! OMGGGGGGGGGG :O

[yogoo0]

oh god

oh god

oh god

oh thank god

[Zolltraxx1028]

since when is tex blue and grif red?

[change4damurder]

@Zolltraxx1028 actually Simmons shot the rocket. Tex merely lured it back to Grif through a series of portals.