Billy Connolly Live in new york 2005 Part 4 of 10

[TheLegendof2009]

its not like tourette's which is a FUCK OFF SHOW US YA TITS! HAHA love it

[Shadoweyes07]

Billy needs to write a opera or musical, I would SO buy tickets :)

[CaptainHollister]

Frankie Boyle doesn't even hold a candle to this great Scotsman - rock on Billy :o)

[000nour000]

HAHAHAHAHA i am SCREAMING!!!!!!

[guitarz928]

"Hey Flo" "ooooooh"

[MPFCgal88]

"Life is a waste of time.

Time is a waste of life.

Get wasted all the time

and you'll have the time of your life!"

Something to live by.

[Jeffo193]

Billy Connolly should rewrite Carmen :')

[StevieBoi205]

"FUCK OFF SHOW US YOUR TITS" hahaha what a legend!!

[TheLambov12]

'The virgin is like a brown velvet house' LMAO

[Theroha]

"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life."

[roodashtonhall2k8]

the man deserves a knight hood

[Shineymcshine79]

@roodashtonhall2k8 Amen.

[TheMuayThaiKO]

billy connolly should direct operas!

[kkly27]

"Men! Here's what we'll do. We'll attack the fort and then we'll grab all the stuff and fuck off" LOLOLOL!!!!! This man is FUCKING HILARIOUS. If you don't find him funny then, imho, you are made of stone!!! Hahahahah

[omgnumbersandletters]

Albert Richardson Nelson of 1952 East Belfast is the most awesome fucking person in the world. Jesus Christ do I need him to help me with my resume

[AngusInDaHouse1979]

''Its not like, tourettes,which is a different FUCKOFFSHOWUSYERTITS! different thing all together. LMAO! THIS IS BILLY AT HIS BEST!!!!

[jpm8008]

"We know, he told us earlier, he's going over there... he's dumping her, she's fucking crap" lmao

[19dec1981]

tourettes: fuckaffshowusyertits!

[Krukkie]

@19dec1981 That's scottish for "tits or gtfo".

[Maginomicon]

Albert Richardson Nelson 1952 East Belfast Film and TV VIP Seeker of the Peace Part-time Chandelier Cleaner A legend in his own time Oppressor of Champions Soldier of Fortune World Traveler Bon Vivant All around good guy International lover Casual Hero Philosopher Wars fought Bears wrestled Equations solved Virgins enlightened Revolutions quelled Tigers castrated Orgies organized Bars quaffed dry Governments run Test rockets flown Life President of the Liquitarian Society of GB and Ireland...LOL

[Maginomicon]

@Maginomicon Oh, BTW, that was at 5:55

[elltell1990]

That 'Life is a Waste of Time...' quote should be printed on T-Shirts!

[marcfrommyspace]

We'll attack the fort, grab all the stuff and fuck off!

x]

[katyofmontreal]

I wonder what it is with scottish comedians and getting off track with what they're saying...Danny Bhoy does this too XD

[WestEnderPAP]

@katyofmontreal Because we all have a short attention sp...

Ooh look, shiny thing.

[XionsDruid]

Here's what we'll do: we'll attack the fort, and then we'll grab all this stuff, and fuck off...

[TheDymed]

Life is a waste of time.

Time is a waste of life.

Get wasted all the time and you will have the time of youre life. :D

[nanagnome]

Billy should write an opera, it would be fantastic!

[000nour000]

i think it's 2/3 too long! HAHAHAHA omg this is incredible!

[ProtestantIRA]

Men! I want to talk to you!

There over there ya prick!

Classic

[vivienne01]

You know, Billy is 100% right about women screaming! I screamed a few times watching The Sixth Sense last week (Embarrassing I know), and it wasn't a high pitched scream, it was a low scream. Lol!

[stieko123]

TICKETY BOO

[0Iluvater0]

I want to read that card for myself! classic

[dac031]

what oprea is that i like it haha

[notjustanynick]

@dac031

Carmen by Bizet

[whirlyfan]

going over hill lol billy = great ness !

[VilleLehmus]

''Life is a waste of time, time is waste of life, get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of ur life''

[whirlyfan]

i like ur thinking !

[ScottishPride3608]

just more and more reasons that make me proud to be scottish :)

[FantasticHam]

faggot.

[ScottishPride3608]

obviously ur english then with nothing to be proud of, hope ur happy, coz i am :)

( oh yea and im not the faggot ;) )

[FantasticHam]

Scottish actually, I just don't see a need to advertise my pride all over youtube like a 13-year-old tit.

[ScottishPride3608]

im not advertising, im 15, and i can do what i want, i dont care how old u think i am or if u thnk i act like a tit, at least i enjoy myself and wont let someones oppinion ruin my day :)

[FantasticHam]

that's nice for you.

[ScottishPride3608]

yes it is :)

im not one to argue over the internet, or start arguements over the internet like a REAL tit, so im gonna go be happy now, have a nice day :)

[FantasticHam]

okay :)

im totoally indifferent to everything yet I keep replying. :) :) :)

I win even though it isn't an argument :):)

I'm proud of my country because of someone else's talent and I will tell everyone on the internet. :) :) :) :) :)

[ScottishPride3608]

right, for a 19 year old guy, ur such a kid... indifferent? wtf much... and i never said "i win" ... im not 5 years old, like u seem to be acting, i am proud of my country but not JUST because of Billy or anyone else, and i'll tell anyone i want, who r u? my dad or something? no... i didnt think so, so u cant tell me what i can and cant do.

[sdfsdf666]

scoTTISH PEOPEL ARE FAGZ

[ScottishPride3608]

and u think americans r better? btw, awesome keyboard skillz for a 22 year old :D

[sdfsdf666]

yeah i do, and thanks i appreciate your compliment ;)

[FantasticHam]

:):)

[ScottishPride3608]

guess it's a bad time to tell you that if it wasnt for he brittish u wouldnt be alive, read up on your history, and your welcome ;P

[dac031]

ahh fuck off

[FantasticHam]

awesome punctuation for an 15 year old.

[ScottishPride3608]

u know double accounts r sad, but anyway thanks, puntuation is awesome right? :)

[FantasticHam]

hahhahahahahhhaha

[sdfsdf666]

you're both fags and i hope you both die

[FantasticHam]

hello me.

[ScottishPride3608]

everyones gonna die... thats the point -_-"

[FantasticHam]

well done.

[ScottishPride3608]

Im an idiot? ...True, but still obviously an idiot that can spell better than you.

[AncelDeLambert]

Tangent much, Bill?

[risingone]

"Men! Here's what we'll do. We'll attack the fort and then we'll grab all the stuff and fuck off!" LMAO

[BillysHilarious]

gooone awaaay...lmao opera ae really like that ...its extraordinary that he can imitate so much things fucking best^^

[VincentSin]

Haha amazing

[blondewarlock]

i want to talk to you? they're over there you prick!!! lol! Love it!!!