Stephen Lynch - 3 Balloons [Album Track #5]

[TVFREAK1994]

This is the first of your songs I have ever heard.

I'm going New York tomorrow and someone just showed me this...

LOL'd so much.

[Robert77843]

Thumbs up if the first time you heard this song you instantly thought of Quagmire off of Family Guy...

[edaboladik]

WHATS WITH THE ACNE VIDEOS? Does anyone else see pimple and cyst videos?

[MaxerOfDarkness]

As much as I like Stephen Lynch, I still prefer Tim Minchin. Is it just me?

[regs420]

@MaxerOfDarkness They are both greatness. Tim's non-musical stand up is much better than Stephen's, But I like Stephen's songs a little bit better.

[poker2380]

@leetjenie No need. I would assume it would be along the lines of an inflatable in a hole.

[leetjenie]

i'm from holland we have a song called "bolletjes in je hol" try google translator(.^_^.)

[mtpeckham]

drugs that are imported via balloons in someones ass.....isn't that what they call 'the good shit?' ......hahahahaha!

[wingman106]

anybody got 3 baloons

[HIGHallTHEtime69]

8 people had bad experences with balloons

[hewii2]

I feel like when the drugs are being delivered Christopher Walken should do a back story of them just like in Pulp Fiction.

[russellrascle]

remember when ur gonna do drugs that are imported it was probably up someones ass so smoke weed its (usually) local and doesnt hurt ur (aside ur lungs if u smoke)

[albamababe]

35 balloons with different types of narcotics in total, along with a child and topped off with a box of Chinese fireworks (and holy shit they make humongous fireworks..)

All this, up his ass. Well played sir, you win.

[samwrestle]

@albamababe don't forget the gerbil...I'm sure that's still up there.

[MrRoytoy123]

We have all been here

[garytang182]

i played this at my school and you can think what happened...... prostate exam

[ryanpulliam1]

what i love most is how he starts every song with truth and love then brings comedy

[Innocentsiner]

Eight people must be the relatives of a missing Guatemalan child 

[Andreypd]

@Innocentsiner :

ahahhahahahahahaha!!! :)))))

[suckysuckytendollars]

@Innocentsiner no its not the relatives of the guatemalan children, its aircraft pilots who feel their chanses of getting through the customs have decreesed because of the song.

[sp33dzer0]

8 people got gate raped

[NemesisMarville]

8 people laughed so hard they pushed the wrong button

[edaboladik]

a guatamalan child lololol

[MrTommyboy211284]

@HoLyGamingVideos i understand how people might mis hear things but there comes a point where common sense must enter the equation. sexy child? what ARE you talking about. Its sensomile.

[HoLyGamingVideos]

@MrTommyboy211284 wow I copied it off a site without reading it, thanks

[litwit123]

i love this song so much but, i think his songs are better with the crowds laughter in

[zeroryoko1974]

Saw him about a week ago live.  he is funny

[FanBoy2113]

LOL he is the pilot XD so amazing.

[kidbuu234]

3 balloons of cocaine and 4 balloons of heroine, dang that would be kinda uncomfortable up your ass

[jackpacmanIfeal]

@kidbuu234 And a Guatemalan child

[jesus6662008]

@kidbuu234 dont forget the guatamalan child

[Cegal3]

@jesus6662008 Especially if you have to fart.

[BlackShadow24]

"i must remember to not leave an drugs inside the host.i did that once and te girl wo tost my sallad overdoced!" fcking hilarious

[insaninater]

3balloons coke + 4 balloons herowin + 5 balloons extacy + 6 balloons hash + 8 balloons lsd + 9 balloons sexy mild + box of chineese fireworks + guatamallan child = 35 balloons in total along with the kid and the fireworks HOLY CRAP HOW DO YOU FIT ALL THAT UP YOUR BUTT?

[MrTommyboy211284]

@insaninater heroin, ecstasy, sensomile (sexy mild?), chinese, guatemalan....

[RatedMforMizar]

@MrTommyboy211284

Sensomile or Sensimile/sin simillia (spanish) is a produced weed that doesn't contain seeds and is very strong.

[BlackShadow24]

@insaninater you dont wanna know unless you go that way

[Whisperfall]

@insaninater

By being the huge asshole he is :P

[spamplayfan]

@insaninater paris hilton.

[insaninater]

3balloons coke + 4 balloons herowin + 5 balloons extacy + 6 balloons hash + 8 balloons lsd + 9 balloons sexy mild + box of chineese fireworks + guatamallan child = HOLY CRAP HOW DO YOU FIT ALL THAT UP YOUR BUTT?

[survivewild]

Stephen Lynch is the craziest man in the world but he sure does make some great music

[jaknife99]

Just make all drugs like meth and such legal, would really help lower the idiot population. And everytone will be happy.

[joemangini1]

FROM MY DERRIERE!!!!

[fupmageren]

I want him as my pilot!

[iamherehello]

i havnt had a finger up there once or twice (im 13)

[PackersBearsFan3]

@iamherehello Give it time. Everyone comes around eventually. Mwhahaha, lol j/k

[AntiCyberGreenBunny]

@iamherehello That's okay. Neither have I. I'm also 13.

[albamababe]

@iamherehello bet you have now, 14 is the golden age. xD

[STOKEKNOB]

Why has he ripped off a T.Rex album cover? Is it a tribute or what???

[aburameclan123]

I'm an idiot. I don't get the "The girl who tossed my salad" pun... Can somebody explain? lol

[Symbolsix]

@aburameclan123

Urban Dictionary, mon ami

[endgame999]

@aburameclan123 he said about bnot leaving the drugs up there, she tossed him off and got the drugs on her hands or in and around her mouth and ODed lol

[dealzanter]

@aburameclan123 No

[sdewilde1]

@aburameclan123 tossing the salad is what happens to you in jail. Other inmates make you lick their ass. But sometimes, if you ask nicely, they'll put some salad dressing on their ass so you can enjoy it even more.

google is your friend :)

[epicsauce69]

@sdewilde1 It doesn't have to be done in jail... people do it outside of jail, it's called a fetish

[sdewilde1]

@epicsauce69 I know, but I was merely pointing out where the term came from. I thought the reason they call it 'tossing the salad' is because of the salad-dressing thing. I was aware of the fact that people also do it for fun, but that's something I don't even want to think about.

[BlackShadow24]

@aburameclan123 when some one licks your ass lol

[ninjaboy56]

When I first heard the beginning of this song, I was like, "Oh, this is gonna be a touching, sweet song!" Then I heard the rest, and laughed my ass off"

[leckerwurstbrot]

Too fucking brilliant!

[MetalicaFan2007]

ya lol GENIUS im gonna get pulled over ill hit play at i hope the law enforcement agent cant tell lol

[Slapbass13]

Fuck America.

This is such a funny song!

[soldierfront03050]

@Slapbass13 im from america, but still i agree bad ass song.

Laughed my ass off

[albamababe]

This song is so "mood charging" I find Stephen Lynch's songs always get me in a good mood, his lyrics are just GENIOUS xD

[enderlucian]

here's a good piece of advice everyone: if you're speeding on the highway and you're listening to this song, ALWAYS remember to pause the cd player if you get pulled over. :P

[MrDevin2011]

@enderlucian I wonder what would happen if I left it on intentionally.....

[trashcangold]

@enderlucian no

im gonna play the part when he says "dose anyone want to buy a box of guatamalin child from my dairy air"

[Egregius]

derrière

[albamababe]

@trashcangold Guatemalan child.

Oh, from my derriere.

[darktanjj]

@enderlucian happend to me when i was playing i think your a nazi by stephen lynch

[ieggnog]

@enderlucian You cant get in trouble for listening to a song...

[enderlucian]

@ieggnog you can if the song says "I hope the law inforcement agents can't tell from my face Ive got three balloons of coke...". Let me tell you, that cop wasa so confused, that he got mad when he realised it's a comedy bit and I couldn't get out of getting that ticket. IT's not like i said democracy failed, it's just okay to keep this song away from the cops :D

[ieggnog]

@enderlucian Listening to a song can not get you in trouble no matter what the lyrics are, if you could im guessing alot more people would be in jail.

[akachokiba]

@enderlucian no its funnier that way

[xXxSublimexXx]

@enderlucian why did the police officer molest your corn hole

[jwaynecon0008]

@enderlucian GREAT ADVICE!

[Bazza3400]

@enderlucian lol speaking from experience i take it

[Cavillier1970]

@enderlucian Got some advice myself. When listening or watching to Lynch DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING AT THE SAME TIME !!! LOL

[CocoaBear67]

@enderlucian too late!!! lol jkjk

[edaboladik]

@enderlucian

No, blare it loud and maby the officer will laugh and let you off easy. Thats a boring and tough job, and patrollmen can always use a laugh.

[dreamshooter90]

@enderlucian That was one hell of a clever way to call police officers perverted ass grabbers. ;-)

[MrMayhem3k]

lmfao@ tossing hius saled

[HigginsFamB3]

@MrMayhem3k Salad??? Learn to spell & tell jokes.

[MrMayhem3k]

..i didnt tell a joke and it was a simple typo >_>

[nashvillediva1983]

LOL, i've never heard this song! this is halarious!

[runningfatman12]

i alrdy have one of his cd's but now i cant decide should i get this one or the craig machine? i honestly cant get both XD

[Spacenutz]

id go with craig machine but thats me

[nakedguppie]

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Seeing him this Saturday in Reno at the Silver Legacy casino! Fucking stoked!

[Rathianhunter]

This guy is amazin. mite go to see him live in birmingham

[mccartyzack33]

how high could he get lol

[headbanger45o]

awesome song

[lotusadventures]

If I make it to NY this fall, ill definetely check his show ;-)

[Eooyz]

I saw his show in Stockholm it was great, you should totally check it out. :)

[CHAMP739]

haha this shits so funny...but what song is this from it sounds familer?

[MrJayintray]

This song is so funny.

"The girl who tossed my salad overdosed !!! " LMFAO

[DrkarlJansBanan2]

Fucking great, anyone who can afford it should really buy the songs... but if you're in a money pinch youtube will do just fine

[kidbuu234]

his site is for sale lol?

[TeamUnicorn]

haha he is my fav comedian

[D34con]

I love this song... and the music is sooo good!

[ThenoraDick]

Lynch is the best and will always be xD

[dreamofanime]

stephen lynch is awesome but sometimes he kinda scares me well his songs

[AlHumdrumP]

this needs a music video

[dodgeypodge]

I gotta say Lynch is far better than Weird Al or any other singing comedian for that matter

[MidKnight421]

Fuckin' aye', mon frier.

[links8b]

his material is funnier and he is a bomb singer so yeah, pretty much

[stonerlette817]

EXACTLY Lynch is awesome

[OriginalRatoly]

I don't know, Rodney Carrington's alright, even for me, and I'm no fan of country.

[EpicPwnageFilms]

hes better than any comedian, not just singing ones, he should have been presidesnt, everyday we would look at the american flag, put our right hand on our heart, and sing Ballad of Scarface

[HarlequinOcarina]

Wouldn't it make more sense to sing America?

[icemanrm56]

Why choose we should just do both

[Tyler2142pwnsall]

Wow guys, thanks for all the thumbs up. Btw, this is my norm profile, Epicpwnagefilms was a shortlived profile that i was making DEATHMELON on. but it was never finished :D, but anyway, thanks for the thumbs up and also, I LOVE THIS SONG XD

[ALLWillBeLost]

@dodgeypodge Flight of the Conchords included?

[monster1115]

the girl who toss his salad overdose dat almost killd me

[endgame999]

the man is a genious

[ThomasStillbranch]

wish there were more singing comedians who would follow lynch's example instead of weird al

[nomancanstopme5]

lynch: by far the best at what he does

[ElteeMullet]

@nomancanstopme5 Nobody is even close son.

[nomancanstopme5]

@ElteeMullet man there is no competition

[druidsrus]

THAT'S were i got that guatamalan child

[nomancanstopme5]

sick ass shit! lynch is the best, no doubt

[insults4free]

i saw him at the majestic theatre in dallas a week ago. i didnt stop laughing the entire show. all time best singing comedian. aids! lmao

[mavfan98]

I saw him at the majestic too! Thats awesome!

[TheAnarchrist]

Woah!! Other people were at the show!! And he happens to have access to YouTube, too?? That's the same YouTube that millions upon millions of people log into every day right? Wierd... what are the odds, right? That's awesome!!

[chidori741]

dude i saw him in Houston texas and he rick roll'd the whole aduience

[PhurgawtiN]

Yeah, that shit was hilarious. He fucked up the lyric on Fishin' Hole though.

[chidori741]

oh yeah man dude the last song fucking hallelujah and they had the slide show of breast omg that was akward dude i was with my mom one of the best mother son moments by far

[thtbrknheart]

I love how stephen is going all rock and roll now

[SimppenTheSkater]

one off my favorite stephen lynch songs

[corey561]

i cant wait to see his show tonight at st john fischer college.

[Yocrof]

Just Awesome

[Fjudin]

ROFL!!! Love this song!

[demonictip]

i just saw him last night in concert and he did the song and started the show with Waiting and i was rolling all the way threw it. he is halarious

[uperbenji]

TOP!!

[11JAKEG11]

Brilliant!! hope his album gets released in England.

[zachuz33]

absolutely awesome

[jon88bon]

Seen him twice now. London and on the front row the second time in leeds. He spoke to me! and sang a superhero verse to my girlfriend "backstage Chick"

[johnkeaveny]

you guys r lucky i couldnt get tickets man

[naballer1228]

i saw him too unbelievable...i also got his signature and a bunch of pics too it was awesome we onlyw aited a half hour after the show and he came out for us it was amazing

[billym222]

i saw him at the wilbur friday night myself. wow was that incredible, two hour show

[smb123c]

this my fav new one next to sidekick

[brunub11]

Saw him in Boston on friday, the new material is incredible.

[j11o11sh11]

this is going to be his best album EVER

this is one of my all time favorite songs

[Squee36]

I have it, and bought it off of iTunes...and I might say...it might be the best album ever.

[Mmmduckbutter]

Sounds like the album is going to be pretty fucking funny

[ScottySlashnstab]

About damned time, if you ask me! Four years since his last one

[TheSixthL]

and 9 since his last studio one O_o

[dsblain]

I can't wait for this album. It's like he's got the Stephen Lynch Trio behind him.

[MarcShifty]

I can just picture him being surprised by the drums!

[j11o11sh11]

haha i can totally see that also

[Natyynka]

I love it!!!

[adzz2k]

Great song, Stephen is a comedy God.

[lehman]

I saw this song live last Fall.

[TheSixthL]

holy fuck! there are actually drums !!!

[Shaman993]

omg im gona buy dat album :D

[MarcShifty]

WOW. This Album is gonna be his best yet!

[cireremark]

Great song. Thanks for the upload!