Rowan Atkinson Live - No Ones Called Jones

[smartgirlrocks1]

That was funny!

[sandygrg05]

the audience were little dumb i guess!if i was there i would laugh and laugh and disturb everyone..he is simply awesome!

[bobtequila]

VLw pela legenda master!

[bushbasher85]

I had the tape of this concert and after seeing it a number of times I tried doing this routine, just to myself out of boredom. I managed to get all the way to Imadick, before I burst out laughing.

[AppleXCorePRODUCTION]

bahahhahah hell funny

[AtaraxiaMedia]

That. Was AMAZING!!! Rowan Atkinson is immense!

[arashali1]

dudu suck me off nice and quik detention satuarday LOL

leave ur prik alone ahahahahah joks i love mr bean

[lychee159]

i laugh so hard when my prick showed up

[MrNb123456]

LOL 'IMADICK'

[Powermintx]

This is brilliant.

[9672637099]

Dude! How can he not laugh!!!! XDDDDDD

[dumachine66]

OMG this hilarious especially when he says "if i catch herpes in the corrideor like the headmaster then we'll all be in trouble..." HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

[allanyamaha]

"Onde você está, Clitóris? " kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[rubencosta1992]

O melhor que já. Simplesmente brilhante :)

[JuniorProducer1996]

Bottom, squeeze my prick somewhere in there would you?

[cimetiere]

"that is with the exception of genital...who appears to be turning into a ferret..." lmao

[thanx4life]

@cimetiere thanks... i didnt get that part, i couldnt hear the word ferret

[samthepsycicclam]

Where are you Clitoris?

[9955kgapane]

puerile innuendo ..that is genious mr bean

[kaimelis]

sakmeov :DD

[chantimothy]

suckmeov HAHAHAHA......

[TaskMaster619]

i love the delivery on "I'm a dick" is soooo funny

[11JimMorrison]

is the first time I see this and I literally fell over the chair xD

[ShinichixShiho]

i laugh like there is no tomorrow~~~~~~~!!

you can make bad people laugh!!

[iloveSMandGD]

HAHAHAHAHA AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bottom can u fit myprick somewhere thank you lol

[ampura2]

I have the whole show on DVD, but this skit was cut off :(

[blackm4niac]

I believe we have the same DVD. Is the invisible drumkit also missing?

[samthepsycicclam]

No look for the final bash video

[thefutureboom]

lol, no one else could stand up read some random words and make people laugh their asses off, rowan is the such an awesome person!

[lacarneinflamare]

@thefutureboom Brilliant writing! Brilliant! I love british humor! ; )

[JennieParker87]

I love how he can stay serious, I know I wouldn't be able to do it =)

[LasseBjornstad]

funny!!

[feweedo]

pure gold.

[suddhasheel]

doo-doo suck-me-off nice-and-quick detention saturday !!! LOL

[PureZOOKS]

What I love is this language (Portuguese?) has a word for "arse bandit", Traseiro!

[pusiko1]

lol

[zthetha]

What happened to the Poles Ivor Bolokov and Wankovski?

[anotherjosephine]

i know fisting.

i just heard it wrong.

hahaha

[anotherjosephine]

what is fistump??

[maltamonument]

fist up*

[everylover]

u knkow fisting?

in a girls....under

[fallenangel493]

lol not only do we have a laugh but we also learn rude words in spanish XD

[michelgondryjr]

It's not spanish, it's portuguese.

[mgill87]

haha fair point...learning is fun!

[dreamoffredom]

portuguese

[beanshapedhorror]

Also try Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, Big Train (Irish writers but an extremely English style) and anything by Chris Morris - Blue Jam, Brasseye, The Day Today. Seminal bonkers comedy.

[beanshapedhorror]

He couldn't really be any more fundamentally English. If you enjoyed it perhaps try some of the Fry and Laurie sketches or Alan Davies' early stand-up. They, similarly, could never sanely be mistaken for being American. But the US gave the stand-up world Bill Hicks and Lenny Bruce as well as Bob Newhart//Shelley Berman etc. But no one can forgive 'Roseanne'. urgh...

[ReligiaJestMitem]

For god's sake, he's british! In fact he is so british and his britishness is so visible that the queen herself compared to him seems a bit american!

[TommyIrianto]

He's not american...

[awagamgnalaw]

"herpes? still with us, i see." hahaha

ironic how his shows ended up on disney channel :)

[WisdomVoice]

russian exchange student: Suck Meoff lol

[NexusDarkworld338]

maybe later, oh that was the students name hahaha

[WisdomVoice]

someone was giving me a head when u made that comment. seriously!

[BobbyTubes]

Someone gave you a head? you should call the police.

In all seriousness now... You are fucking stupid. nobody believes you were getting a blowjob. Nobody would be on Youtube while getting head.

People like you are worse then cancer.

[TiesWijnen]

And people like you are as relentless

[BobbyTubes]

touche good sir

[original1tsn]

hahahahahaha

[TheRevolutionGirlz]

Lol this is so hilarious seen it like 100 times and still laugh super hard!

[Ryan44402]

HAHAHAHAHHA LOL THAT IS THE BEST EVER

[1mrwolf1]

now i can curse in spanish woohoo fukin gold : )

[stefffi87]

The subtitles are portuguese.

[fr3ds4t]

It must take a lot of talent not to laugh when you perform this...

[HeyNonyNonymous]

I assure you, after a gazillion rehearsals, nothing is amusing. Or, if you're tired enough, everything is...

[blahson13]

@fr3ds4t Not only that but there's a few times you can see him smirk and he plays it off soooo well. It's barely even noticeable.

[jimmolimmo1]

@fr3ds4t I know!



[Tehcarp]

This is sketch comedy. One man sketch comedy. apples and oranges.

[TheAverageFox]

Brilliant. He really is talented.

I wonder if he laughs when he's writing it.

[craigofnel]

apparently he only laughs when something is EXTREMELY funny. He even said "To make me crack a smile is an achievment"

[AceripXF]

correction when he says I SHALL VERY VERY ANNOYED now THAT'S hot! lol

[AceripXF]

anyone besides me love how he says top and bottom lol

[AceripXF]

OMFG! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[muser9903]

"Come on, grow up. Please!"

Gotta love that he barely even cracks a smile. Must have worn it out earlier.

[zuschlag123]

'' Bottom, squezze My Prick in somewhere there '' Haha i died of laughing

[Obiwan198]

Come on, somebody must have seen My Prick!

[tonyshit80]

clitorist, where are you...?

[GermanStraight1]

Killed myself laughing ... hahaha ... I watched this vid on VHS Cassette , in case somebody out there still knows what THAT is !!! lol ... well times flys by , anyway ... great fun to watch again and again , by an great actor , whos humor is of a special type ...

THANKS a million for posting .-)))

Brgds

GSO

[julianleeho]

im dead now but still laughing

[RossIrving]

The great thing about this act is that he's using this crude humor, but he goes a step further. It's not a joke in itself, he later cleverly brings students' names right back around for another joke, and he does it in a way that's deadpan (which this act so obviously requires).

If you're gonna use sexual innuendo, do it right, as seen in this video.

[SenninhaRubberburner]

Enema, you know I'm a Dick, don't you?

Has anybody seen My Prick?

Remember to beat My Prick when he arrives.

Btoom, squeeze My Prick in somewhere.

[LukiKuki86]

Pure comedy and genius

[jahlove111]

"i'm a Dick"!!!

LOL that was hilarious

[jecaluk]

mr. bean suck i really dont like him but Rowan Atkinson .. god i love him ^^... briliant british humor :)

[Gahlahad431]

LOL XD ROFLLING TO THE EXTREMITY

Bottom squeeze My Prick in somwhere

[sleemgal]

omg hilarious

[Grandy12]

XD

"If I come back and catch Herpes on the corridor"

[ZoinkkiR]

Awsomness!! :D

[ElMaTaDoRpT]

hahaha so uma coisa "my prick" quer dizer "meu tarado" ;) de resto a traduçao ta xelente :D parti me a rir XD abraços de portugal!

[Rick050989]

Mr. Big-grip-hard-cock

[lokabreu]

tive um professor bem assim já

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:D ;.;.;.dimais,.,.,srsrsrsrsrsrs­rs.;.;

[VDCIgor]

FUCKING FUNNY xD

[mrala123]

very good

[haddadbaby]

HAHAHAHHA very funny :D

[JackieCerrone]

My name is actually Doo Doo Bottom.

oh

[madpaintbalerx]

Lol, Mr. Hardon

[scullen08]

Oh wow.. so funny.. dunno how he can stay so in character..

[kamilkamilka2434]

Rowan e`

[acerflots]

educative

[DawnnDarling]

Mind you, this was before he was Mr. Bean.

[lataaja]

i just hope rowan dont die in LOOOONG time. it is good we have a comedian like him still in this world.

[RuniToconillo]

Nevertheless, great translation job. well done and thanks *****^

[johnorford1931]

This reflects a trend in English comedy - possibly dying out - when all you had to do to be funny was to get up on stage and use four-letter words. I don't mind the language - I use it too - but you have to be funny first and use the words when they add to the humour. Presumably all this was cathartic for comedian and audience, but it's a lazy way of getting laughs.

[jedimickey]

I can only imagine how those names would be written in real life..

Sukmeof

Miprick

Imadick

[RMJeronimo]

OMFG i fell off my chair

[buldhana]

He should had said : 'Hymen Absent' !! ..hahaha True about un-married western women!

[thecoach2007]

Women all over the world my friend. Not just in the west, but all over the world. Take a look in your own region before your to quick to judge.

[Valnatron]

Not for all of them, but it would have been a killer joke.

~~ Valnatron

[acerflots]

...if you did this is real life; you could plan to call yourselves (with the whole class)names like this

[NTBYDV]

it is just too funnyxD hahahahahahaha

[ShadofofaMermaid]

So. Fucking. Brilliant. It's just amazing how calm and reserved Atkinson can stay, pulling off the role of a strict school administrator while reading off those hilarious names - he's hilariously, absurdly in character, and that's why everyone loves him in that sketch. This is still gonna be hilarious in 10 years.

Whoohoo!

[nickinerie]

can i ask where u got these clips from? a dvd or vhs?

[leapordlike]

Every time I watch it it gets even funnier!

[Nkooool]

motherfukin geniusssssssss

[charettefam]

this vid made me gigle like crazy!

[x3fcknxfrsh]

nice and quick....on top....pube

bottom squeeze my prick in there somewhere lmao

suck me off

this guy is too funny

[nwTHATicanxplain]

this is holy s%%%!

[britishboy7]

Were are you cliteras? Not a day goes by I dont ask myself that same question. Lol.

[reevnam1211]

Russian Exchange student: Suckmeof.......... In my class we hava a Japanese exchange student and guess his name.........

[jennatolula]

this is soo funny

[legemmr]

just words

your brain

has a special

label for..

nothing serious

[DaystarDragon]

This is horrible but funny!

[lataaja]

leave your brick alone XD

[rndmshtz]

um.. its "leave your Prick alone..."

[lataaja]

what ever

[Ryanconnor69]

idiot. Brick?!? thats not even a euphimism

[lataaja]

heh, i dont say anything.

[chemicalbrotherkid]

assbandit?! wtf?

[patrickbonne]

rigid fist-up bottom lol,

if you fall asleep on-top i'll be very annoyed

[hanybalyazigi]

bottom squeeze my prick in somewhere please. LMAO

[angervik]

"Where are you, Clitoris?" hilarious

[mayusouma]

xD Muito bom ^^

Obrigada pela tradução aí

[maxjlle]

de nada :D

[BroadwayBabe121]

"Come on, grow up, please!"

Ahhh my gosh he's so sexy because of how funny he is

[phemyda94]

for heaven's sake, leave your prick alone!

brilliant!!!

[orkut2007]

Video Phodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

Mr bean é unico

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