College Is Gonna Be So Sweet

[haloninjanate]

subscribing is gonna be so sweet, there's gonna be a new vid every day,

What no vid!? FUCK SUBSCRIBING!

[BigTuna1994]

I think this is the first one I ever saw.

Oh, younger me, if only I could have warned you.

[theheckwithit]

had the same thought when my back tire blew out...

[shinkashank]

take off the back tire and wheel

[MrVulgaris]

What, my bike got stolen?

*takes off sunglasses*

Fuck college!

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[diedie5]

one of the most accurate depictions ive ever seen

[TheDragonsword123]

I want 8 seconds of my life back, so i could watch this again.

[Gam3Junkie7]

And this is why I always have my bike lock ready and a second lock

[bretzos]

press 6... come on do it..

[GreatKyubi]

My life story. IT ONLY TOOK 2 WEEKS WITH A BIKE LOCK!

[wssgirl15]

Look at the tags...

[bluemusicfreak10]

not for you cuz you aint getting laid tonight.

[TheSnub]

collegeisgonnabesosweeti'mgonn­aridemybikeeverywhere,whatmybi­kegotstolen?fuckcollege.

[Bert2DX]

WoW is gonna be sweet. I'm gonna do all the raids.

What, Pandas? Fuck WoW!

[escudero231289]

He's EDWARD NORTON!

[Moomoomickaroo3]

My bike was stolen two days before class started, so I can totally relate... boo. This cheered me up a bit though. :)

[NSSDforever]

Team Fortress 2 is going to be so sweet, i'm going to wear my hats everywhere!

What!? i only have a Gibus? FUCK TEAM FORTRESS 2

[shiva1055]

I hear slomoguys music >.>

[Jeridiculous]

@shiva1055 I love that channel

[shiva1055]

@Jeridiculous yeah they're pretty cool

[mooxim]

@shiva1055 oh yeah, I thought it was from portal 2 but you're right.

[rygor42]

This happened to me just the other day. FC.

[Larfe517exe]

College is gonna be so sweet, attractive and non ghetto women everywere. Wait, I'm going to community college

FUCK COLLEGE

[AaronTheSmall]

Lunch is gonna be so sweet Im gonna eat so many burgers

What they are out of burgers?

FUCK LUNCH

[Itai55]

College is gonna be so sweet, i'm gonna run everywhere!

what, my shoes got stolen? FUCK COLLEGE

[taccun]

loooool

[KarunKabooom]

Is this Chico state??? Someone respond please

[Budgetgravy]

5 SECOND FILMS JUST SOLD OUT GUYS THIS IS AN AD FOR BIKE LOCKS

[BoboTheMushroom]

@Budgetgravy If it is, then I'm buying thousand of bike locks.

[LihAniaih]

CollegeHumor is going to be so sweet. I'm gonna sit back and watch creative videos that colorfully express the life and times and unique situations of my generation!

What? Pop culture references and generic skits about sex surrounded by ads for condoms? Fuck CollegeHumor.

[Essadable]

Is this at USC?

[MidgetDiesel]

I saw saw 2 too

[DreadGir]

Make this a meme. NAO.

Frank West: "Taking pictures of this zombie apocalypse is going to be so sweet. I'm gonna ride my helicopter everywhere. What my helicopter got shot down? Fuck the zombie apocalypse."

Just one of the many examples of hilarity that could ensue!!!

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@DreadGir This meme is going to be so sweet. It's going to be creative, funny to read, and I will laugh 'til my heart's content. What? It's going to be stupid and overused just like every other meme?

*Sunglasses* Fuck this meme.

[DreadGir]

@ThazuaBlackarrow This comment is so sweet! It's filled with words of wisdom and awesome grammar!

What, this comment is killing my meme?

*sunglasses* Fuck this comment.

[BigAsianDude]

Dude I live in holland so my bike gets stolen everytime. Or I forgot where i left it and was to lazy to search for it.

FUCK EFFORT

[Andrewhaut]

this is why i work at Mcdonalds. oh the good life

[KajouKing]

Just noticed he's wearing the same shirt in the Patriarchy video too. lol

[NecojiProductions]

That happened to me twice -.-

[BlueRushAlt]

Chico is gonna be so sweet, I'm gonna visit their Chamber of Commerce all the time!

What, There is no Chamber of Commerce?

*Takes of sunglasses*

FUCK CHICO.

[TNTLotLP]

This actually happened to me.

[Anon371]

College is gonna be so sweet, i'm gonna steal so so many bikes!

What, nobody has a bike? FUCK COLLEGE

[thehappyschoolgirl]

This week was my brothers first week at WSU. .This is exactly what happened.

[megantron1]

this happened to me during my junior year when I was living off-campus :(

[Sirthatguy]

he must live in a black neighborhood

[mrvidman123]

@Sirthatguy ...

[SuperHappyFunTime009]

It's funny cuz it's true, haha.

[ThelronFjord]

Who the hell takes their bike to college. Real men take public transit. That or walk to college.

Also college rocks, and this is coming from a guy who goes to community college.

Also, that Freshman 15 is horse shit.

[divinesleeper]

@pureownage779 that wasn't even a joke lol

[ilovemusic1194]

@pureownage779 fail

[DieAndThenCry]

HAHAHAHAHA

[pjerd14022]

i thought this was relevant a few days ago, but my bike actually got stolen last night...fuck college

[Djervel]

I love this one

[aug325]

.....Sadly, this actually happened to me.

[MrFullComposure]

It gets funnier every time...

[oxXxOasisxXxo]

@AHarmlessBystander Nice one sadly I've heard better from a toddler.

[camelCaseFTW]

pressing 3, 4, and 5. But they are all the same!!! :O

[soullesplain]

Press 6 for whaat he likes the most ;)

[franksfriends1]

i heard a slowmoguys sound effect at the end there :)

[ExterminatorElite]

College is gonna be so sweet, I'm gonna steal so many bikes.

[Realrpg]

Racially pure campuses, nuff said.

[ManOfWealthnTaste]

You look like your on the 5 year plan?

[riddleboggle]

Collegeisgonnabesosweet, I'mgonnaridemybikeverywhere. Whatmybikegotstolen? Fuckcollege.

[peytonmanning1288]

Freshman deserve to get their bikes stolen.

[Bastardoom]

fuck collegehumor

[anryth]

college sucked. maybe its different at a state school where you actually have loads of free time.

[masterdrock]

This is exactly how it goes down.

[MCAdventurers]

Look at the Tags XD

[ramonsterns]

He's got buckteeth, I just noticed that.

[Robasiewicz]

i love his voice

[Nixel85]

fuck bikes

[XeDro98754]

36 people's bike got stolen!

[hassansabryhassan]

press 6 for the truth and nothing but the truth

[PolSwed]

Wohoo!

Now I have a reason to drop out of college.

[cal18jun]

i can't stop watching this/reliving my experience ;/

[0neThatsExiled]

Anyone else notice that after he takes off his sunglasses that he has a more of a beard then before he took the sunglasses off... Or is that just an optical illusion?

[LiAk0sW4y]

Cote is gonna be sweet?

[simahasas]

lol tags drunk bike thievery sucks some one stol my and suck fuck

[wille1811]

hold 4

[M3G4DEUS]

My life in five seconds. Fuck

[flashmate99]

press 6

[Thisei]

*put of sunglasses*

fuck college

[monkeyattackII]

0:07 .

[kolzagee1]

keep pressing 6 for 'fuck college'

[Owner46]

This exact same thing happened to me. Seriously, fuck the guy who stole my bike.

[hogwashsentinel]

My experience was more like this: "College is gonna be so sweet, no more math, science, or history bullshit, I can start studying stuff I want, like filmmaking or philosophy...wait, what's this general education requirement?

...FUCK COLLEGE"

[PissMyselfLaffing]

@hogwashsentinel Yeah they need to change that... fuck college. er the first two yrs of it

[SlimGamer05]

@hogwashsentinel IKR? I mean I thought I was done with math But Fuck. I can't never escape... "Math"

[19texasraised92]

@hogwashsentinel exactly what i fucking thot to

[GMOSU22]

I had a nice Diamonback and had it locked up with a Kryptonite solid lock for a year, then one day i just left it out front for like 30 minutes, came back out, gone. Grrr. Havent been able to afford another bike cause college makes you so poor. Fuck College.

[SupremeAlliedCmdr13]

dude all of college is just like this video

[Anulerin]

My bike got stolen in the first month of college. This hit too close to home....

[Tranceplant82]

Buy a lock

[lKajiol]

@Tranceplant82 Even if you buy a lock, every part of your bike except the part that was chained down will still be stolen, true story.

[Tranceplant82]

@lKajiol I know it can happen. Thank god my bike never got stolen.

[lKajiol]

@Tranceplant82 You're so lucky :(

What's more, I'm not even in College yet, I'm in High School senior year for Pete's sake!

[Tranceplant82]

@lKajiol Don't give up. You're in the right path. I'm gonna finish university next year.

[cheeseman369]

1. Press "View all Comments"

2. Press "Ctrl+F" on keyboard

3. Type in desired username and find the original comment

4. Thumbs up my comment so everyone can learn

[FrozenSocks231]

I just finished college.

Fuck unemployment.

[themystery99]

The only thing I hate about this video is that there's so much collegehumor shit in the related videos.

[SLOW13J]

@themystery99 what? theres like 2 collegehumor vids and 15 5sf videos..

else thats what it is on my youtube

[BadAcidVacation]

@themystery99 Wait why would you hate that? Collegehumor is hilarious! So...why is that bad thing?

[supremeoveralskaters]

@themystery99 not for me its all 5second videos lol

[fourwind]

@themystery99 All I see is more 5 second films :S

[somekindofafroperson]

@themystery99 FUCK COLLEGE HUMOR!

[HitaroX]

@themystery99 collegehumour isn't that bad...

[Dissruptance]

@themystery99

"xbox360 is best consol ever"

Is all I hear.

[ChippyNKPG]

@themystery99 I see none



[Nitram916]

@themystery99 I dont see any collegehumor videos in the related videos here :S

[themystery99]

@Nitram916 I must have scared them away then!

[UPINTHEFACE]

@themystery99 i blame effin youtube -_-

[pr0kris]

@themystery99

>one collegehumor video

[TheStormofStorms]

@pr0kris i cant even find the one collegehumor vid

[pr0kris]

@TheStormofStorms

Maybe it's just my screen resolution, but for me it's the one at the very bottom.

[jjmara01]

@pr0kris i saw 2 :P

[TrinaVlogs]

ok.......

[Foreignstar]

college in a nutshell.

[QuatroIGN]

@Foreignstar indeed

[chip1592]

SERIOUSLY JUST HAPPENED TO ME

[auzio]

the internet is stupid

[Apocol0id]

Wait, so why are we searching for Oasis' comment? What is the significance? Are we applauding him or rebuking him? 

[ArmedAttraction]

My bike got stolen in the first year of college also. UCSB!

[Evnyofdeath]

I am so gonna say this on my first day of college.

[MultiDantesInferno]

This actually happened to me last week on the second day of Senior Year of High School.

Fuck Senior Year

[clemsonman0503]

@MultiDantesInferno Fuck High School

[Sx0xRx4]

NIGGA STOLE YO BIKE!

[DatSuspect]

FUCK COLLEGE U_U

[Rotocade]

This is my exact college experience.

[iAKEVERYDAYi]

FUCK COL COL COL COL COLCOLCOLCOLCOLCOLLEGE

[exprinced2000]

This lines up fairly well with the 'Final College Payment'.

[pautpy]

LOL

[CrisRowlands]

Im gonna ride my BIKE IKE IKE IKE BIKE IKE IKE IKE BIKE IKE IKE IKE

[pautpy]

@CrisRowlands WHERE'S THAT FROM...

[Deathmetalgrowl]

Looks like he...

*takes of sunglasses*

Nooooooooooooooooooooo....

[TheNineLivez]

These are so simple and random... yet so fucking hilarious!!!!

[NSSDforever]

I AM OASIS! cease the hunt!

[PorcelainJupiter]

@NSSDforever 2/10, brah.

[brood909]

SC!!

[TheGreylord]

Who is Oasis?

[TheOneFreeMan77]

whats beck bennet doing acting for 5sf? lol

[BadAcidVacation]

Looks like someone...

(takes OFF sunglasses)

Got schooled.

HAAAAEEEEEY!!!

[scampynoXD]

@BadAcidVacation That was hilarious! :P

[magggie1]

One little thing and collage will screw u over.

[oxXxOasisxXxo]

FOR THE RECORD, my comment was not an attempt at trolling that was the result of spending a very stressful day trying to get college in order and coming on to see 'College is gonna be so sweet.'. So if your going to call me stupid or insult me because I slapped you with reality, fuck off.

[Kemics101]

They stole my customized handbuilt trail bike in my second year...it was so beautiful.....fuck college

[retrospector100]

really guys? ya'll got your panties in a bunch cuz some guy gave his opinion on college?

[Ghostgnads22]

YEH FUCK COLLAGE!!!!!!!!!!

[XeDro98754]

Ok People!!!!! Stop searching for comments and start EATING CAKE WITH ME!!!

[istemann]

The tune that plays when he realises that college sucks sounds familliar. Is it from Deus Ex: Human Revolution?

[THEAARONOCONNOR]

just got accepted to my college today ... so thumbs this up cause its a special day for me :D

[XeDro98754]

Thats oxXxOasisxXxo's comment?! It was not worth serching for it!

[oxXxOasisxXxo]

@XeDro98754 Awww muffin Im so sorry to disappoint you.

[hicher42]

Expensive bikes get stolen. I learned this the hard way.

[SkullStep]

It's hard..I want to fav every single 5secfilm but oh well.. LOL

[VictorianReflection]

How much I'd like to see behind the scene stuff from you guys

Although it might be only like, 20 seconds, still gonna be cool I'm sure

[pizzakingorama]

LOL the tags....wow

[MCMIVC]

Dont spend your precious time searching for The Oasis-comment!

This is what Oasis said:

College is gona be sweet? Oh yea try having a 12 hour day class, getting a police check getting poked with needles to make sure your immune to stuff, getting CPR certified, sucking out 500 bucks worth of text books PER semester and roughly 1200 - 1500 bucks per semester. Yeah its sweet.

Please thumb this up so people can see what the Oasis-comment was!

[jhonandafoolalien]

@MCMIVC ur a legend, congrats

[Jannto]

@MCMIVC AND I WAS ENJOYING MY PLEASE THUMB THIS UPLESS 4SECONDFILMS SO LONG.

Ohwell it can't last forever

[Jannto]

@Jannto I mean 5

[walkertexasranger33]

@MCMIVC police check is free, cpr is good to have, 2000 dollar semester is pretty novelty

[skiIler]

@MCMIVC But what was the reply?

[wezzee297]

@MCMIVC we thumbs'd it up too much so now we dont know who was talking to oasis... :_(