Star Wars Stormtrooper Parade

[itsanameisntit]

That was soooo cool!

[crackfug]

Mwahaha everyone, laugh at the fat guy on the 4th row (from the back) at 0:03!

[FrankTulimanu]

Welcome To The Nerd Convention . . .

[Negolash]

FAT stormtrooper.. FAT FAT FAT

[BadMannerKorea]

Not in sync at all.

[enjuy]

"White Power !"

[juki0h]

@enjuy lol, actually in the movies, they are mexicans, lol. in the older ones they are white though

[dengar9999]

They shall rise! 

[andyww68]

cool, how do u get 1 of those uniform, would b good for halloween

[ZilchHM]

at first when i quickly glanced at the thumbnail i thought "oh god not another klan parade"

[Commiefornia]

No wonder the Empire lost...they can't even march...

[HouseOfProPain]

That's a lot of guys looking for girlfriends

[Kayokak]

for soldiers they sure don't know how to march in time...

[Tombxa]

Yeeeeah finnish flag there too!: )

[blackbadmac]

I BET THAT STORM TROOPER IS GONNA GET OWNED!

[captainhanky]

hey thats me in the middle

[StrainXv]

These storm troopers are out of step.......The emperor will have their heads.

[TIEclon]

America wins :D

[halflife103]

I saw a Canadian flag!. The REAL Stormtroopers :D

[halflife103]

Would have been even better if they taught them the basics of marching in like 15 minutes XD

[gustajo]

@halflife103 basics of marching involve using peripheral vision to stay in step. Impossible (I'm guessing) in those helmets. Second method use marching drums to stay in step. Drummer isn't playing a march.. they're doomed

[halflife103]

@gustajo yeah, i forgot about the helmets XD

[LootFragg]

The flags, wow. I'm not sure what flags they were but it looks like they're national flags from around the world. This has made clear to me why Stormtroopers are just so absolutely charismatic. They represent a military pride that goes beyond national restrictions. Anybody could be under the helmet, any skin colour, any gender. I've never thought about it this way but it makes sense. The evils they have done are fictional, nobody is really afraid of them or hates them. Stormtroopers are us.

[Vertigo9907]

Random fatass seven rows in.

[ferdelung]

they should've played the imperial march march song.

[gustavo1bilhao]

VERY EPIC!!! HAHAHA

[joekidd22522]

where do i sign up

[proeatr16]

LEFT . LEFT. LEFT..... LEFT RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT, LEFT

[blva888]

I used to be a stormtrooper, then I took an....ahhh screw it!

[Wolfen443]

@blva888, do you troll videos toting that line?. I have seen that one in videos about Rome, British Empire and other military videos.

[blva888]

@Wolfen443 Does my name appear with the line in other videos?

[Wolfen443]

@blva888, the comments are similar I am not sure is the same person, sorry if I am wrong. It is just that they pop up a lot in several other videos.

[blva888]

@Wolfen443 Yes it does pop up alot but mine had a slight variation to it and a particular meaning by it.

[aleko77]

I used to be a stormtrooper just like them , but then i took a lightsaber to the knee....

[OdsDeaThShaDoW]

@aleko77 hey, just play Porn games noob, stop rapidly spamming this shit with KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[timber909fallen]

@aleko77 SKYRIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FTWWWWWW

[Adayum27]

now where's the battledroids?

[RobCardIV]

HAHa I saw a real fat one : )

[MrLollusmaximus]

0:03 guy in the back ground is screaming: WALL OF DEATH WALL OF DEATH WALL OF DEATH

[SunnyvaleRaider71]

I used to be a storm trooper, until I took an arrow to the knee.

[MyNameIsDuffmarn]

@SunnyvaleRaider71 you used to be funny, until you started copying and pasting jokes

[PhilosopherGaming]

@SunnyvaleRaider71 oh please I really hope anyone who makes that joke DIES!

[tikkoxx]

@SunnyvaleRaider71 in the knee*************



[near2ariel]

why there is no Imperial March playing? ((

[MultiShadowmage]

it begins

[mustang6172]

That was a Veterans Day to remember.

[WetBoxOnTheStreet]

Anyone else notice the fatass stormtrooper thats the 4rth from last... take a good look at him, then the 3 behind him, tell me he isnt fat lol

[jesusmetal92107]

i have never seen so many dudes without girlfriends in spot at the same time!

[RevanMarek79]

Fuck this shit - no this kinda parades in my country!!! :(((

And I am a huge SW-fan.... My life is meaningless

[lissystorm]

wtf was this??

[WhiskersMctabby]

lol, I wore my stormtrooper costume to a remeberance day parade. some people thought it was funny, but the military personell were pissed. I meant no harm,

[uratoko]

In america there's Stormtrooper parade

In my country there's Gay parade

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[ChildOfTheDivine]

@uratoko Um, there's a Gay Pride parade in the states, too, dude. Look it up. They broadcast it on national television and everything.

[Postie218]

@uratoko In America, we can have any parade we want.

[D0OMZDAYZ]

@uratoko yeah, fuck mardi grah or however you spell it

[Rettungsliegerfan]

@uratoko nich schlecht^^

[MrJmandude]

@uratoko LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[xXViverraXx]

@uratoko In america their should be a Gay parade...

[BigGeorge237]

@uratoko Don't you worry, my young padawan. In Putin's Russia there are neither of them.

[INVAKATOR]

Ну а где остальное ридио?

[XxxDAKOALAxxX]

now hows this for the military???

[ph4nt0m707]

i didnt know there was a drum instrumental to the imperial anthem (sarcasm)

[jred414]

hahaha mostly fat troopers mustve have come from deathtwinkie

[NATOFidelis]

That is uhh..A lot of nerds in uniform..

[ArcadiGauntlet]

OH SHIT WHO'S MANNING THE INTERNET!

[GIProductionz]

sloppiest parade ever! FAGS

[freejellybeans]

Good, now go test them in Afghanistan.

[99681655]

@freejellybeans lol

[xXNebur]

wahr is Wally?  xD

[Hakuru15]

all we need now is the darth vader theme song

[ScienceFictionNerd]

Why the hell am i not there

[DINDRAGON]

@pwndt3abag123 Welcome to the internet. I'll be your guide.

[RangerBandit77]

Holy hell...you can buy them on AMAZON!!! WTF!!!

[RangerBandit77]

Where in the hell do you get these suits? Also..great comment by thericky863 "Fat drunk one in the front row there is" I laughed harder at that than the video!

[SuperTregs]

why can't we have stormtrooper parades in my town.

[TheJake1005]

Damn not a single one of them can stay in step.

[denteck]

and non of them has a weapon XD

[Lux0minus9]

so many storm troopers!!!!!



[KittyDestroyer555]

reminds me of a bunch of nazis, now were is vader to b hitler..

[ifoundsasquatch1]

marching is terrible, doesnt take rocket appliances to march in a straight line

[TheGreatHeroKing]

@ifoundsasquatch1 i know what te heck my sc-954 is better than that.

[SpyThis]

this is what the troops will look like once martial law is instated.

[LBlackDark]

0:04 look at the fat

[ROVIC111295]

imagine we have U.S troops using their armor

[6Son66]

....... lot of Stormtrooper o.o

[ajidyze]

@SpartanMDC best comment, ever.

[hama129]

FTW!!!!!!

[iPhonestunna]

NERD ALRET

[abro3000]

╰(°□°)╯ CALL RED COMMANDER! THEIR HEEEEEEEERE

[chihiroxmiyazaki]

OMG!!! That would be so sick! :D I would have loved to see that

[SonicTheBluHedgehog]

Those troopers aren't marching! They are not in step! 100 push ups for all of them! Also, Commander, *choking noises* you have failed me for the last time. ALL HAIL THE EMPIRE!

[D4rk5hade]

@SonicTheBluHedgehog Indeed! Let's get to the Empire recruitment centre! Hopefully they may have free spots, Hell I'd clean the toilets and still love it because I'd be working for the EMPIRE :D

[norevelation]

I swear I heard a cow moo...

[GoodEffectOnTarget]

Even USA can't beat the Empire!!!

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

omfg, all those countries have united with the empire, now the rest of the world is doomed!

[ArMySnIpErExPeRtM110]

looks like the kkk got some money

[yogopoo]

NOT IN STEP WTF!

[TheDeerhaunter7]

@yogopoo That's exactly what I first thought

[bud467]

@yogopoo they are storm troopers what do you expect?

[KingoftheGods123]

@yogopoo

What do you expect from stormtroopers?

[nhz4124]

wth.. ada jg ka pbarisan stormroopers....hahaha

[TheGamerPilot]

@LCxCZ do you troll because you find it amusing or is it because your an asshole?

[LCxCZ]

@TheGamerPilot Because I like arguing on the internet. People are willing, stupid, and an endless supply of fun.

[dwrabauke]

nice to see so many troopers but they really need to practice "military marching".

this does not look menacing, but thats what the empires elite is supposed to be. ;)

[guns4good]

@dwrabauke They are clone troops. You know how it goes, you make a clone of a clone and a clone of that clone... It's bound to foul up the genetics eventually. LoL!

[Emogeta]

It appears the Empire has made it to Earth.

[therealsporadicaarmy]

thats a terrible march, not even in order haha

[freeway996]

oh f*** they`ll conquer the world!

[striker5495]

darth vader is suppose to be leading them

[WCdragoninja]

Wow so out of step.

[deanince84]

Holaaa :D Are they recruiting?

[MrBloveslittlesister]

i want a storm trooper outfit

[xweert711]

*parks a star-ship on one of the groups*

[JuliHeart]

thumbs up if u got here by watching a cat that sares at you for two minutes before Micheal Jackson poped up......

[gerfsmerf]

.... This is sad... My marching band marches better then them....

[juventinorocks]

Just imagine, WORLD WAR III.....Damn

[cockwiper]

that made me laugh cuz I saw alot of storm troopers

[freejellybeans]

They managed to overthrow the world but they didn't manage to learn how to march?

[zeka087]

Powa,unlimited POWAAAAAAAA 

[AllMightyTallestEmma]

I remember seeing this when I was there. It made me so happy as a little kid. :D

[gimenez123200]

cute

[nickgrim1]

Germany?

lol

[wotnottoodoo]

i like the part when they walk

[blugal102]

Forget the cybermen, stormtroopers ftw!

[Turbosonic98]

@blugal102 This is a Starwars video, not a Doctor Who video.

[wheelmanstan]

man if they duck stepped, it would be awesome, why didnt they learn to walk in sync, it would have been epic

Did George Lucas get a lot of his vision for the dark side, "storm troopers" from the Nazi's?

[ShootANerdMaster]

@Loliaz so i can be a stormtrooper?:D

[ThePredalien007]

this is what sex does...

[kewlioppl]

it must be quite itchy in those suits.

[dale9532]

Where the heck did they get all those storm trooper outfits?

[2thatonegirl16]

For clones there are a lot of height differences.... <.<

[Loliaz]

@2thatonegirl16

Oh no no no there is very few clones left after the clones wars since they have accelerated growth only a few was in the stormtrooper corp most are conscripts and so on in the movies..... Thats also proberly why they cant hit anything since clones was able to hit their targets lol

[2thatonegirl16]

@Loliaz Wait, so you're saying that Stormtroopers and Clones are different, as in the Stormtroopers AREN'T actually clones, but a bunch of dudes wearing similar white armor? o.o (crappy camouflage much?)

[Loliaz]

@2thatonegirl16

Actually there are surviving members of the 501st who have been assigned to Stormtrooper corp they were indeed clones but the empire later on decided to use conscripts instead since the clone production were ceased. Its a mixture between clones and normal folks

[2thatonegirl16]

@Loliaz Hmm. Highly informative.

[twitchey93]

@Loliaz Yea thats true and the clone troopers show a great amount of resentment towards the normal guys. They think their lazy and uncordinated and all.

Which hell their right the only think ive ever seen them hit was R2-D2 and thats not hard hes like a giant coke can

[HeroOfYourMisery]

For stormtroopers they sure cant march! half of them are out of step!

[KingCommando32]

When the U.S was overthrown by the Galactic Empire.

[ArchAngel4275]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikewj94]

Dang. Where'd they get so many suits? I want one

[KrimHyu]

you wouldve thought they would be doing the imperial march instead of some bullshit whistling and drumming

[dagray54]

@KrimHyu The cassette tape with that song wasn't in the budget lol

[thericky863]

Fat drunk one in the front row there is

[Harogrim]

@thericky863 Where? Where? Do tell please!

[LCxCZ]

@Harogrim In your ass! In your ass! You stupid faggot!

[Harogrim]

@LCxCZ Fuck off! Fuck off! You worthless motherfucking cock sucker!

[LCxCZ]

@Harogrim Suck a dick! Suck a dick! You redneck filth!

[Harogrim]

@LCxCZ lol go find a new victim for you to brain rape troll, I have no time for this pointless swearing fest.

[LCxCZ]

@Harogrim No time? Too busy sucking your redneck uncle?

[Harogrim]

@LCxCZ lol don't judge by yourself kid.

[7hippocrates]

nerds at comments

[cbmuzik]

there's a fat, drunk storm trooper in the fourth row from the back on the far right....he looks like he's about to tip over. No WONDER what happened to the defense shields for the Death Star!

[j00jy]

That one sloppy formation. Gunny does not approve. Bunch of unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian SHIT!

[saberdam]

come to germany, you will see a lot of stupids walking on the streets like this

[sabaton1231]

0:10, they have all the flags from the nations they've conquered

[01marth]

@sabaton1231 OMG your right where the rebal army at?

[ggdevle]

any1 else see the fat git?

[seattle0sound]

Meh, no need to worry about invasion, their aim sucks anyway.

[Sabuu2010]

i am forming an army. The Empire has invaded.

[norwedgianawesomenes]

epic, but they suck

[mayra1638]

Awesome

[panagiotisgeorgiou]

im sure they did this because luke kissed his sister...

[21April853BC]

They could have been in step. No discipline!

[nicamy8988]

if yoda was there he woulda tore that regiment UP!! haha

[alientruth13]

shit heeeeere they come :l it was nice to know u gentlemen my resignation will be on the tablein the morning

[Cubonedude]

Hahaha they march as penguins! XD

[clarencezer]

HOLYSHYT...ITS AN INVASION.....RUN FOR YOUR LIVES....or well just uhm..nvm

[coldshoulder14]

IT'S GLORIOUS!!1

[geebeepman]

some of em are outta shape

[StarDestroyer654654]

This is making all the militaries in the in world crap the pants.

[Quionic7]

@StarDestroyer654654

....with laughter. 

[delta1O5]

Dun dun dun, dun da dun, dun da dun!

[basfoor]

this is called epic

[187SicknesS]

9 seconds?

[PewpewAUT]

yoda we need help

[NinjaSkilzX3]

thats it, im packing, i knew the storm troopers would take over

[01marth]

@NinjaSkilzX3 We need the rebal army then!