Lindsay Lohan is our Marilyn Monroe

[finch6789]

with all due respect, sir, you are 100% wrong

[notsogentleman]

I thought it said marilyn manson.

[42backeindarbin22815]

ehm Im a young girl with the most incredible smile

[96sexigalxx]

so sensual girl here just for you baby

[kittensandangels]

Comparing Lohan to Monroe is an insult,Marilyn had more talent,chrisma and sex appeal in her then Lohan will ever have,Lohan is nothing more than gutter scum,alcoholic,lesbo with no talent

[Cosmic86x]

Marilyn Monroe was, is and ever will be a Legend. A Sex Symbol for over 60 years now. You can't compare her to Lindsay Lohan. Some people say Marilyn Monroe copied Mae West. Well i don't know about that, but one thing is for sure: Lindsay Lohan can't copy Marilyn Monroe.

[MzChelxoxo]

ewww i wish people would stop telling her that.

[pascha120]

The only thing Lohan has in common with Monroe is addiction. Moroe was beautiful and had a solid acting career at the age of 25 (Lohan's age now). I'd say Lohan has more in common w/ the Z-list attention seeking addict celebs who had great potential when they were kids but screwed up their life b/c of drugs, wasted their talent and ended up being failed actors/actresses.

At this point Lohan desperately wants to be Marilyn when in reality she's our generation's female Corey Feldman.

[InezDebrait746]

mmh uk rules

[Agomongo1235]

WHY CASNT FUCKEN CONGRESS COMPROMISE MORE!?!?!?!?!

[PyrozPlayground]

No offense... but you talk waaay too fast, and unlike other people who apparently like that for some reason, I for one, do find that absolutely annoying. Well, there you go. Have a good day.

[Agomongo1235]

@PyrozPlayground Cool story bro. No one care except for you ignorant people who have to have it your way.

[PyrozPlayground]

@Agomongo1235 Ok, makes sense. lol And yes I do like things my way. Everybody likes things their way. But either way... have a good one. ;]

[BelieveInPurpleT]

'who wants medium well?'ooh theirs so much wrong with that but it's to hilarious not to laugh XD

[maryjaneohdang]

Charlie Sheen.

WINNING even back in '09!!!

[pelicanus11]

Lindsay Lohan is absolutely WASHED UP!!!

[pelicanus11]

Marilyn wannabe but DUMBER!!!!

[CUNNY6491]

The douche bag of the day is YOU , you a twat. Seriously, how can you compare Marilyn Monroe to Lindsay Lohan... and that picture you put up of Lindsay as "marilyn" was lindsay impersonating Marilyn..... not lindsay "is" marilyn.Ok the only comparison, blonde hair - looks, fail. talents. fail. and your videos FAIL. You have way to much time on your hands.

[jamesedwardtheobald]

my favorite new fast-talking hypercaffeinated nerd talk show. this is why youtube was created.

[FCastillo000]

Winning!

[sieraization]

I use to enjoy you, until you went and said "Marilyn Monroe is our Lindsey Lohan". Not even close.

[popups46okay]

Starting from Madonna, Kylie Minouge, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga... I don't get how these bitches try so hard to be her, Marilyn did not even enjoy her own life. Marilyn's life was a complete disaster for her. NOBODY accepted her, even her first husband was just forced to marry her. I think these bitches want to be like her because her story is like a Cinderella story. I'm sure if Marilyn was alive, she'll laugh at these bitches that are wanting to be her.

[MsGiagia24]

ID SAY NO ONE IS OUR AGE MONROE!!! FIRST OF ALL NO ONE CAN EVER EQUAL UP TO MARILYN ,,,LINDSAY IS BEGGING FOR ATTENTION AND SHES GETTING IT!!!! SHES A LOSER THAT SHOULD NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN!

[behemoth97123]

I'd say Megan Fox is our Monroe. Ironically having a tattoo of her face on her arm.

[alle144]

you click on his videos, he gets money, so stop watching his videos.

[missswearify]

There is something about this guy that makes me want to punch him in the face. Seeing as i would have to defy the laws of physics to do that i'll just have to punch my computer screen instead...here goes.

[jg1640]

Marilyn was a crazy whore and so is Lindsay

[shikamaruisfit]

I like how everyones concerned about Marilyn and not the fact Phil has given some very good advice to terrorists. Priorities people :L

[TheStarface09]

Are you on crack?????? That girl has nothing in common with are beautiful MM and you need to stop the crack!!!!!!! Marilyn is and always will be in a class all her own.. She was a woman.. these GIRLS look fake and look like they are on drugs!! Marilyn was a real beauty and did not need lip injections and fake boobs and fake everything like these hollywood clowns of today!!!! Nobody in the movies can come close.... Naomi Watts has what i would call star appeal.. Most are dogs with plastic help!

[jorge182623]

Lindsay Lohan is out Marilyn Monroe?! OMFG please delete this fuckin video NOW!!

I

[TheChuchoni]

YEE SHE IS OUR MARILYN ! LINDSAY IS THE BEST GIRL EVER!

[AnimeGirl581]

whoa, charlie sheen. .. wait.. this is from two years ago.. bahaaha.. he's got tiger blood and adonas dna

[AngeluuCaronia162]

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[volksiebus71]

TalkfasterPhilsoyoucanspewmore­uselessinformationinaveryshort­periodoftimewastinggoodairands­paceontheweb.

[SlaytanicSeries]

That disgusting skank could NEVER even attempt to be Marilyn! Marilyn was fucking beautiful, she was talented and logically; she had real beauty. Lindsay is just... one of the amount.

[teddiesluvyou]

Wowowowow marlyn is way better then that piece oh shit drugy

[siobhanfiona]

no one is marilyn monroe...no one you hear me!!!

[mscjade]

@siobhanfiona i second this! haha

[Bladewing10]

1:19 - 1:28

He must be psychic. That just happened in Russia.

[FlintLockWonder]

Anonymous mask behind him =D

[CuteLittleBabyGirl]

wow, fans, uptight much

[Monthral1]

Thank you phil there are some ppl from the middle east that watch this im just saying you probably didnt help the TSA out with your little tip.

[Grimreeper420]

Agree - Charlie Sheen is a dick. I hate his show and I DONT WATCH IT b/c it is A) super lame and sexist and B) I'm not going to support that f*ck-tard's career

Go OD yourself and die Charlie.

[GlitterDustBabydoll]

Lindsay Lohan is not the Monroe of today! She can dream, she is just a wannabe! Marilyn was classy! Lohan is trashy!!

[DinosaurStripClubLOL]

Hey Phil! I have a suggestion for your next video! Kill yourself on camera! It would be a huge hit and would make a lot of people happy, including your parents! So come on, give it a shot! :)

[princessUSA2]

Lindsay has nothing on Marilyn and never will.

[3amoor101]

GOD u talk toooooo MUCH !!!!

[adisthenine]

Yo link ain't work yo.

[Heatherhb03]

@adisthenine I have lost all faith in our education systems if this is how you talk.

[MrDorkusMaximus]

@Heatherhb03 And well you should, because the American "Public School System" is a social disgrace and a terrible place for adults, much less children.

[LBSociety]

No, no way man. Marylin Monroe was good-looking.

[STONECOLD1987]

Lindsey Lohan will never be the great Marilyn Monroe ever!!!!

[shutternation]

Cool vidoe your the best.

[XISUICIDALCUPCAKEIX]

RWJ talks about internet videos Phil talks about real life shit going on dumb ass.

[EmptyToaster]

RWJ is way better.

[MissPuredesign]

misha B is more of a monroe

[MissPuredesign]

what an insult to marilyn monroe, lindsy isa massive attention seeker, with very little talent.

Wahed up.

Over.

ect ect

[Sick3ninVend3tta]

Lindsay Lohan AIN'T NO Marilyn Monroe YOU FUCKING PRICK.

Fucking retard.

[screamingpoo]

nice mask on your picture frame phil.

[parisinautumn]

yeah right!!!!!!! in her dreams

[TheKillerChime]

guess if I was gonna blow my crotch up I would want the perfect crotch, for the ladies, to replace it. (with all feelings to my crotch intact and maybe add a switch for vibrate...LMAO)

[jdawgpope]

you are amazing! haha i love all of your videos! :) -- kimberly! :)

[weirdercize]

why is there an anonamys mask in the background... o_O

[senorgrande1984]

what's worse? getting chris brown'd or getting charlie cheen'd

[loxton93]

GET THIS INTRO BACK!!!! :D

[FarhanC99]

A New D*ck?

Preferably bigger

[nonbulletproof]

intro is hillarious!!! hahahahaha 10$ for video!!

[dannydemanny]

Today I express a solemn vow to all humankind that I will do everything with in my power to ensure this creature -who actually believes it is human- will become extinct before the end of this year.

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

Yeah, but nobody expects you to put a bomb there, coz' you'd like. uhh.. have to set fire to yoru crotch.

[omgpistolsatdawnFAN]

10 dolla for video!!

[MollyAnn2009]

Lyndsey and Marilyn....there is no comparison.

[Brandonious15987]

QOTD: For the pleasure of comming on my girlfriend.

[theblazingangel]

Blathering American prick. No wonder the world hates America. :0(

[Philadelphia121]

thats insulting that you would say that. Lindsey makes me wanna gouge my eyes.

[Harryson6]

Marilyn Monroe > Lindsey lohan ....Their is not equality their. Don't say she's our marilyn monroe, because Marilyn's music, acting and such was so much better than Lindsey ever attempted.

[starfleet2scoutship]

@Harryson6 People said the exact same shit about Marilyn in those time.

Aye kay?

[OfficialMercy]

@Harryson6 Their = it belongs to them

There = it's over "there".

They're = They are

Lindsay is an amazing actress, she just needs to get overcome these troubles (apparently, she's doing well at the moment). People forget the girl is only 24 years old. She still has her whole life ahead of her. Marilyn Monroe was 36 when she died. That's a whole 12 years older than Lindsay! Give the girl some time.

[Harryson6]

@OfficialMercy I know I didn't use my grammar properly. I apologize for that. On the subject, I'm not bashing Lindsey, however, Marilyn Monroe was top of her time, and Lindsey is amongst a fair few of other actresses who have showed her up of our time. I love Lindsey's movies. Most of them, but then again she didn't fulfill her cup of potential. She chose a path which shouldn't have been tread on.

[OfficialMercy]

@Harryson6 I understand that this is your opinion. I respect that. I just don't think you should be talking about someone who is still alive (and finally trying to sort their life out) in the past tense, as if they are already dead. You can't predict the future is my point. You don't know what LindsAy Lohan could achieve next year, or the year after. I think people should stop knocking her down because of her past. The past is always behind you. Life is full of our mistakes.

[petuniamighty]

@Harryson6 agreed marilyn was so talented and sweet . this girl is an ordinary thug and lesbo , the key word is ORDINARY BORING m was facinating and wonderful .....please dont compare .......

[ev88ey]

@petuniamighty ...i was fine w/ ur comment until u said lesbo. plz there is no need to b a b*t*h.

[ninjamonkey646]

@Harryson6 .......There would be validity in your comment if you knew how to use grammar.

[ollielegend14]

@Harryson6 although, lindsay lohan is ridiculously hot. so, yeah..

[Harryson6]

@ollielegend14 She was.

[hedonism13]

@Harryson6

Why not? They both appeared in shitty, cliched, poor romance films. They are both recognised as sex symbols of our day and age. The majority of the public presently dislike Lindsey (myself included) judging her as a cheap whore, much the same as the majority of the public did to Marilyn Monroe while she was alive. They both have done drugs, and it will probably be the death of both of them.

Also they both have XX chromosomal structure.

Many similarities!

[Harryson6]

@hedonism13 I wasn't comparing the two by how they acted, or what drugs they did. I was making my opinion based off of talent, but you have all right to make your point, and it's a good one. So, I carrot you for your statement.

[hedonism13]

@Harryson6

Carrot me?

[Harryson6]

@hedonism13 its a compliment. :)

[cameronfry1979]

@Harryson6

true, but she was still LLL (loose like lindsey) ;)

[mightyike413]

no phil i would not u fag

[Kellina95]

You are so halarious. :D

[biolarulezderwelt]

Lindsay Lohan isnt worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as monroe. Because she is ugly, and cries like a baby with a full set of teeth. Just throwing that out there .

[foto87]

@biolarulezderwelt you... just... mentioned her in the same sentence

[buddygirl2010]

thats b-o-r-i-n-g

[MrPumkinlord]

5 Dalla for video

[darkblaze5000]

charlie sheen did all those bad things? I thought he was just a sex addict/ alcholic..... well that answers my question.

[dspcbl]

i'l blow up my crotch 4 u shuttin-up... 4eva !!

[SonDimz]

So Lindsey fucked Obama and his brother and shes fuckin Alex Rodriguez? or Albery Pujols whoever is the best in baseball possibly my boy Josh Hamilton.

[paulaabdulabdul]

wtf-

[ShaunaSandVid]

Whoa.

Get your spank on to your favorite, hottest celebrities!

I have them up now. See them while ya can.

[justarry21]

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[DoctorScrumpy]

Monroe was a sex goddess who could act. Lohan is a drunken lesbo who can't.

Apart from being American women where is the similarity ?

[BaneOfRagnarok]

@DoctorScrumpy yes, however, there was a lot more class in the 1950's

[heyyayy]

you sound like dan ackerman LOL

[Brokoro]

NO FUCK YOU PHIL - HOW DARE YOU COMPARE Marilyn Monroe with that stupid bitch. The hottest/classiest woman in HISTORY with the dumbest failed tween to young-adult sensation. She had her share of problems but she didn't have lohan problems. Lohan may have dressed up like Marilyn because she and the rest of MySpace Monroe dress up girls could only and will only DREAM of being 1/1millionth the woman Monroe was. How dare you phil.

[hoymla]

@Brokoro Really? The classiest woman in history? The woman infamous for her slutdom? Glorifying someone because of tradition is ridiculous.

You're silly.

[CAPTAINPLANET1994]

I'd blow up my crotch if i could get a bigger one surgically attached

[themagicmanofpower]

who wants medium well?

[renatawild171]

why hes talking sooo fast????????:/

[SoloMasterJORDAN]

@renatawild171

He gt's to the point.. it keeps us Un-Bored. ^.^

[Saladfngrs999]

actually Monroe had more class.

[ridethepuma]

i would blow up my crotch for a second crotch . . . . think about it

[ItsShannaMay]

funny, all the idiotic trolls here have no videos of there own,

[IndigoDocWarlockFire]

Kennedy and Monroe, Clinton and Lewinsky, Obama and Lohan???

[VirtualBilly]

would it kill this kid to finish a sentence on his own? i mean does he really need to cut and paste every fucking two seconds??

[reivenlocke]

0:25

Just because you make fun of people that shout racism doesn't make your failure of a joke any less so.

And anyone can sound witty and profound when they cut a video 98 times a 30 second segment. Stewart and Colbert have nothing to fear from you.

[ItsShannaMay]

@reivenlocke watch his vlogs.

[XwashburnbassplayerX]

Hey Phill I was listen to the radio and I heard an artist named Ani Defranco, y'all related?, Song was Shameless by Ani defranco. jw

[MonroeComplex]

I died a little inside when you compared Lindsay Lohan to Marilyn... Wow, seriously? *shivers in disgust*

[SaukaKumagae]

I recognize your name. I think the Vlogbrothers have mentioned you a lot.

[TheSoccerGaby]

i will never ever blow up my croch for nothin!!!

[TheSoccerGaby]

i will never low up my croch for noying!!!!

[wesheim]

if elton john writes a song about lindsay lohan, then i will agree with you

[CherryValincourt25]

Hells to the freakin no! Is there something you would blow up your crotch for Phil?

[TheSaka24]

What fagot...fuck you

[tubeadikt]

Why would anyone have that nasty ginger kid emulate Marilyn Monroe, I'll never know.

[platinumblondebiatch]

@tubeadikt Because Marilyn Monroe is amazing

[tubeadikt]

@platinumblondebiatch ... that's my point, Lindsay Lohan is NOT

[t1mem4ging]

As I am commenting, the video is at 1,093,666......[666]

[marrotun]

even though it's to late QOTD: NOTHING, except maybe 2 penises, peni, whatever the hell they are plural. YAY 2 mini mes

[deadendguitarist]

QOTD: sex. ......oh wait

[Shanex36]

u talk so fast

[troyclark310]

we need to do work together..

[Mizvictor07]

no she is not if she is God help our Generation

[brodycrider]

idk, maybe if there was some ky jelly cream than i might. it would be the hottest sex i've ever had.

[brodycrider]

idk, maybe if there was some ky jelly cream than i might. it would be the hottest sex i've ever had.

[brodycrider]

idk, maybe if there was some ky jelly cream than i might.

[bassclefRage]

V  for Vendetta woot!

[affreusecestmoi]

AHAHAHAHAH this gives firecrotch a WHOLE new meaning xD

[ksucollegeofart6]

guess this guy is high lol

[amfreemantle]

my goodness your a twat

[xxblackpeltxx]

OK WUT HOLD UP

DID U JUST SAY MARILYN MONROE WUZ THA 50'z VERSION OF LINDSAY LOHAN WUT DUDE MM COULD RUN CIRCLES AROUND THAT BOMBSHELL

MM IZ THA LEGEND LINDSAY IZ A BISEXUAL BIMBO WHO COULDN'T ACT IF U PAID HER 2 = O !!

[MercuryIcePrincess]

@xxblackpeltxx OMG THIS COMMENT IS SO LAOD IHURTZ MAH EARZ!!

[xxblackpeltxx]

@MercuryIcePrincess

STOP HATING ON ME AND GET A LIFE YOU IDIOT

[MercuryIcePrincess]

@xxblackpeltxx I'M SRRY I CUDEN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS LAOD COMMENT

Have a sense of humor, dude. sorry if i offended you

Best wishes!

[TeamEpicMeow]

10 Dalla fo Ridio!!! lmao!!!

[chinchiller52]

when a guy sets fire to his crouch on an airplane RED FLAG!

[xgs724]

good point about blowing up the line at security

[camelcars]

Because of that fucker i couldnt bring back my ps3 i got for christmas!

FUCK YOU!

[carbon778]

To there who have not talked or wrote about Lindsay Lohan, personally, I fell in love with her big, even huge male love <3:)

P.S.-Love <3:)

[ufirst07]

When did Rachel Maddow

start posting on You Tube?

[pinkfairygirl86]

My goodness you talk fast!

[MommaDuce]

Too funny!

[bassist3286]

"He didn't even buy me dinner!" ROFL

[shineyK9]

wow phil thanks for the great bombing tips. ill be sure to mention ur name in my terorist awards aceptance speech

[Wordless06]

I don't know whether to laugh my ass off or be really scared of you right now

[AKSpartanKiIIer]

Yeah.. I'm not saying anything... Wait I said something... Shi-

[techandrandom]

@AKSpartanKiIIer and another

[preput]

"they live in caves, that's just silly" , god, you're demented :)

[TheADDanny]

My vlogs were mentioned in the Washington Post! Will you like them as much as they did?

[LadiiD0Pe]

My birthday = December 28, 2009

*Jizzzzz* :)

Ima girl. i think we can still jizz though.. doesnt it count ?

[xiCoNoRLFCix]

Lindsay Lohan is a stinkin lesganim now she was nice in the mean girl days lol

[Heralasula]

my God, you inspire me lad...make fun of life, she's a bitch anyway ^^

[TheCharlery]

10 DOLA FO VIDEO

[TheEdithgreen]

i love your dimples! :)

[theburymanor]

Lohan is a failed actor who can't sing or dance. You can dress a pig like Marilyn, but it's still a pig.

Go ahead, give me thumbs-down. She's just another spoiled, untalented waste head.

[bcubed72]

Lindsay Blowhan can't be Marilyn, 'cause she snorted her boobs away!