Ode To My Toilet

[Micaela12313]

aaaaah, the perfect end to the perfect song... BONER

[Petrey94]

R. Kelly's favorite song

[MrDingDingDong]

no one does lolzzz

[TheCODWii]

i pee in the center of the toilet to show im the alpha male.

[spartan272711]

8===============D this is my pee pee

[KiWiDingDong]

Who else pees in their neighbor's lawn?

[jrzy49]

And this why I pee in the sink.

[MrCumulate]

Who else pees in the middle of the toilet to show dominance?

[Jumbif]

who else pees in the middle of the toilet because it makes more noise?

[mertdejedi]

Story of my life. EVERY SINGLE DAY!

[smartass111]

so fucking true

[Dragzilla66XL]

Watersports song~

[ThisWorldWillBeMine]

so troo

[unnamed715]

If The Home Depot made a commercial like this, I'd SO go there to buy a new toilet. :D

[TheMightyMisterB]

I dont know about everyone else, but i piss right in the middle of the toilet to show of my male dominance

[Finkardop]

i hate it when my parents wake me up and i have morning wood

[MrJerelTV]

i know this isn't the main focus of the video but i love his orange pillows

[DAlluDD]

126 womens disliked?

[brandonstarnaud]

i was expecting "this is my toilet (toilet)"

[Louie1842]

Привет дебилоидным америкосам...

[vansibot]

@Louie1842 eбанутым русским тоже привет

[jcastro7220]

I pee in the tub with morning wood, that way im sleeping and peeing.

[thithole]

You're pee is very healthy

[LilBubbaProductions]

lucky bitch he has temperpedic pillows

[MrSizablemario911]

who ever have bad aim in the morning thumps up here

[glitchtoast]

True. Always in angles.

[TheDragonicaFan]

Your videos always amuse me, I think people should give you a chance. Subbed.

[MrPsykokiller13]

girls can go fuck themselves periods aint got nothin on trying to piss with a boner

[ImbaFlyQQ]

you know the fun part is that is actually true lol

[redefiningsk8ing]

story of my life.

[MrPewson]

true story...

[CummingOreo]

sometimes i spill when i pee

[TheNinjaLettuce]

soooooooo true.

[Blitz7780]

Anybody else's weiner touch the water when they sit on the toilet?

[PhoenixBased]

story of my life

[callofdutyfan180]

That's so true

[treehumpa]

I always think this is a commercial when it starts

[MagnumFoxVideos]

It is hard to pee with a Boner anyway because it is like something is the Pee.

[edytzuUndercover]

is this Samuel L Jackson ?

[GalaxyNewsVegas]

who else pees on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise?...

[rocaho001]

@GalaxyNewsVegas I have a pussy. And then I watch mooovies.

[Silvannetwork]

@GalaxyNewsVegas I piss right in the middle SO EVERONE KNOWS WHO IS THE BOSS!

[GiantShedinja]

@GalaxyNewsVegas Pussy. Who else pees in the middle to show whoes boss?

[Justice782]

@GalaxyNewsVegas i always do man!!! LOL Becuase  or else mines like BLUBUBBBBBBUBUBUBUBUBUB LOL:) peace man

[TheDarkturtwig]

@GalaxyNewsVegas the first time i addmited to it

[quentinboumi]

@GalaxyNewsVegas Lol :D

[aasigraa]

@GalaxyNewsVegas who hates it when you take a dumb and when it falls, you get toilet water all over your ass ? I think we can describe thousands of shared feelings about toilet visits !

[olefrithjof]

@aasigraa You don't use toiletpaper as blasting mat??

[aasigraa]

@olefrithjof No ! But my friends do I heard ! Maybe I'll give it a try next time

[oblivionmaster92]

@GalaxyNewsVegas hell yeah

[daveym1900]

@GalaxyNewsVegas i thought i was the only one....

[humzazz]

@GalaxyNewsVegas I pee in the centre of the toilet to assert my dominance.

[SpaceshipAwesome]

@humzazz You sir won the internet

[GuruRawr]

Love boners pipi's!

[duckyman98]

Story of my life...

[InZaNevidProductions]

thumps up if u tryed it yourself xD

[50cent4evaandeva]

@InZaNevidProductions sometimes you have to...

[Xaviersama016]

eww

[JackwornHatter]

Golden Showers ...? wow lol jk jk

[Spencerslavens]

its so hard to pee with morning wood.

[KwikkiCat]

@Spencerslavens I just wait it out

[redefiningsk8ing]

@Spencerslavens yep and i can never get it right 100% without hitting the edge.

[LocoTactics77]

@Spencerslavens it is

[Justice782]

@Spencerslavens damn straagiht lol

[oblivionmaster92]

@Spencerslavens then after you pee with one it doesnt feel like its all out :(

[fpsjonny]

@Spencerslavens I get morning steel.

[KeeganCommaWilson]

@Spencerslavens Thats what she said.

[forthelulz87]

@Spencerslavens

That's why I pee in the shower....

[karinaisweird]

Is the house at the beginning yours? It's awesome :D

[idunreallycar]

keep pressing 1 - it looks like he got morning wood

keep pressing 2 - it looks like hes doing someone

keep pressing 5 - it looks like hes having orgasm

keep pressing 8 - fapfapfapfapfap

[DeformedCatsLoveU]

my pillows look just like his, ecept mine are covered in dryed drool spots..... yea

[bladetipper]

when i have a boner...

[MasterCrafter97]

Keep clicking 1, 4 and 5

[cfatemi]

keep clicking 4 do-do

[TheActorChris]

I know that feel, bro.

[doudi96]

The song of all mens in the morning.

[Anonymous124578]

you pee is clear, good health ed :)

[Strawberry1139]

nice house

[KingandQueens12]

This made me laugh soooooo friecken hard

[ANGELKUSH]

so tru tho u cant pee wen u got a boner ;) thumbs up if u agree =]

[rorank]

R. Kelly's song lol.

[brandpujhols]

Hahah this happens to me EVERY FUCKING MORNING

[WastedSenses]

So true

[12forsaken]

w8 w8 is thät a condom in that trashcan?? :O :D

[Anon1696]

Reminds me of GG Allin and the Criminal Quartet.

[jjoorriissjjuuhh]

o i love it:P:P

[DevinPryor1]

i feel you dude

[1rralphh1]

the feeling is mutual

[nexho555]

your not alone buddy.

[arkhalow]

I hate that so much!

[Buaam]

@catsaica yeah well i hope so lol! just aslong as you dont get an pussy erection youre fine..

[DevinPryor1]

@Buaam lolololol

[z5i]

your not alone.

[MastasinMan]

Imagine singing this to someone without them knowing the title of the song.

[FROTHYBREW]

morning wood...

[kewldudexxx5]

LMAO i thought i was the only one that peed like this in the morning hahaha. XD

[sorryifioffendedu]

@kewldudexxx5 Believe it or not. You're not the only man who gets morning wood. xD haha

[jpgamer100]

i just be in the shower

[jtj411]

@jpgamer100 yeya!

[Voutshy]

true...true..

[1RaisedEyebrow]

Wow!  your pee is see through !

[wii7036]

@1RaisedEyebrow That is how it should be if you drink enough water.

[1RaisedEyebrow]

@wii7036 wtf Really !! well. my wee smells of sugar puffs.... no mess !!  : )

[MurdocLC]

Yeah...

[jovanb101]

one time i woke up and pee'd in my face

[SpyCrab]

@jovanb101 You made me laugh.

[randomactofawsome]

Thumbs up for extended version!!!

[iknowyounot88]

lmao very hard to do

[TheNews1990]

lol happens to me all the time

[wwemariodrummer]

i thoguyht i was the only one lol

[Theowest]

Hahahah! XD

[mryarivd]

it happens to me all the time xD

[lenaslife]

omg that happens to me ALL the time.

[WierdKidsInc]

R Kelly. Nuff said.

[millicent1990]

omg what the hell lol

[Mantax66]

ahhh morning wood....lol

[ImaDeadRainbow]

It's actually impossible to pee with a boner.

[Patriotsix6]

@ImaDeadRainbow u sir are retarded...or u need to call the doc. hahaha

[ImaDeadRainbow]

@Patriotsix6 It's what my science teacher told me D:

And I am a girl ._______.

Lol

[Patriotsix6]

@ImaDeadRainbow hahaha sorry bout that then...im guessing ur science teacher is a girl too?

[ImaDeadRainbow]

@Patriotsix6 Yes U.U

She was a manly girl if you know what I mean.

By that I mean she had hairy legs. D:

[Akalack]

unghhh i hate thatt

[inrodas]

sometimes I piss like that, with the same colour :s

to much water eh?

or am I going to be diagnosticated with a tumor on my johnson via youtube?

[xtremestunt]

UGH!!! I hate when it happens D:

Biggest obstacle of the day, part of why I don't feel like waking up LOL

[MrDinosaurousrex]

brilliant

[AlphaHEEPO]

Should've added some yellow food colouring.

[mrsbettyboop100]

random man!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ROFL!!!!!!!

[singleisawesome]

my dix wonky so i miss anyway

xDD

[RandyRhoadsfan95]

haha tht was fukin hilarious!

[gillingham99]

ed you are a genius and hilarious

[geektoro]

now i have to pee

[goobman91]

lofl

[9CristianoRonaldo7]

lol

[donneythejedi]

LOL at the end.

[mikstr22]

water bottle + hole in the cap...... right?

[SuperEd86]

jah

[Buaam]

You actualy peed on the florr dident you

[colorfulexplosion]

lol the very end XD

[theTAG9]

So true lol

[marioluigi321]

when i have a boner i have to aim my dick by holding it...

[SoonTheReal]

don't be sad, you're not alone my friend...

[kingmonkeyballs]

lol i hate morning wood XD

[wildmagic91]

when I have a boneerrrr XD

[TheAttackofthetree]

"I'm gonna pee all over you!"

Ha, ha That's funny.

[ljuc]

so true)

[TheM4pler]

LMFAO!

[johnskitty1]

interesting

[gasfgiop]

if i take a shit with a boner, my dick touches my water.

[johnskitty1]

@gasfgiop that's nice

[Tyrantax]

lol failed

[xxcameronixx]

ye i gotta like sit down and hold it down when i have morning wood.

[UltraPOWnage999]

Blue and Orange on the bed? Those are my favorite colors! I want a bed like that! lol :D

[ComedyConstruction]

Funny ... and so true!!!

[bullyfan4]

LMAO this is actually what happens to me in the morning! hahahahhaa.

[Chr1sGun0003]

try taking a shit with one hahahaha

[mechtech104]

HOLY SHIT PISSED EVERYWHERE

[IThinkIveGoneInsane]

This is still your best video to date man.... i cant get over it.

[massivepoobart]

i thought it wasnt very funny until the end when i heard

"i dont have very good aim

WHEN I GOT A BONER"

i piseed my pants loling

[egor069ve]

i can't when i have 1 =//

[zero9788]

Every guy knows how that is lol

[mercanaries3]

haha i cant pee when i get that eitherr very hard..

[UltraPOWnage999]

@mercanaries3 ha me 2

[BaronVonSexron]

Your cock or peeing in the toilet ? :s

[mercanaries3]

@BaronVonSexron

the toilet? lmfao ya i get a hard toilet when im trying to pee on a soft penis

[ShadowSword32]

@mercanaries3 Bend over....a lot. lol

[DevinPryor1]

@mercanaries3 i know right lol

[CroElectroStile]

true true

[tuvalwolf]

nice

[jorreerroj]

I know how you feel xD

[brendanagency]

lmao

[xXISparrowIXx]

Try standing upside down... lol?

[MrJkca]

lmao

[Dark1KZ]

Literal Lol from this. Keep it up!

[mexicanindisguise]

say it like it is brudda