Scarlett Johansson's Nude Voicemails

[SamSwagert]

333,666 yeah!

[Youngblood1701]

I came to that dialtone

[katoLbiki]

i jerked off to the dial tone, no joke

[smally809]

Boner Jonez! Spooge McGooge! Crotchy Motchy!

[ahverypro]

these are fucking sketches, you god damned idiots. stop disliking the video.

[Nikolia115]

I had a boner then I took an arrow to the knee

[ManziMovies]

Spooge McGooge :D

[wraithtk247]

I have the weirdest boner right now

[mistermaned]

oh i get it, you weren't meant to actually jerk off during the dial tone.

[seppukuification925]

Mila kunis is fucking ugly

[fatsanta05]

@seppukuification925 take it back you slut!

[maalbe987]

@seppukuification925 Shut up Meg.

[superrandomised]

THUMBS UP IF YOU WERE JERKING OFF TO THE DIAL TONE!!!

[Psilocybong420]

That dial tone was hot...

[563Murphey563]

just.....terrible....

[diabl2master]

Lol why all the dislikes? I lol'd...

[dRuMzILLa52483]

hahahahaha

[zboynazar]

are you seriously telling me that almost half the people disliked this, it's youtube! if you want more action open a porn site fuckwads.

[DedicatedToHelping]

transcribed audio fail

[MrSana2001]

Scarlett Johansson made 3,726 accounts to dislike this vid

[IrrelevantChatter]

@marquedb That's part of the joke

[MrPsiho9]

aaaaa wtf, stop stocking them... they are humans like us and don't need to waste their lives ..... just let them.

[marquedb]

err wait.... If it was her phone that was hacked why would she be leaving messages to other people for herself?

[zboynazar]

@marquedb what you should have asked was "why didn't they hake the camera album instead?"

[bigblueboa]

i find this difficult to mastur.... oh wait

[AK47VSM162010]

TROLOLOLOLLOLO NO BOOOBS DISLIKE!!!

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

@mrfixxxer118 Nice fail. You weren't saying that to anybody. And you're calling him dumb...

[TheRednation13]

@mrfixxxer118 I must applaud you for using atheist as an insult thank you for making religious people seem more like hypocrites than 50%of the world already thought we were.

[IzzyV15]

LMFAO!!!! THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! XD seriously i was lol=ing

[Shaggyx93]

thank god for google images

[greed13X]

I find that dial tone easy to masturbate to.

[MrAwesomal]

Well that certainly wasn't enough time to jerk it to her dial tone

[mirucklin]

That was to fast

[amyismynamey]

How would they get her voicemails to other people...from her phone?

[randrewm97]

how would they get her talking in her voicemails... unless she calls herself and leaves messages for herself

[mrcookie1021]

It's funny cuz I was already wacking off lol

[YoungFitting]

The dial tone always makes me jizz

[isoldmysoultoyou]

i find this difficult to masturbate to.

[aShinyCharizard]

what happened to college humor? it's not funny anymore at all

[tonyperry92]

lol soo stupid and funny

[felatioable]

BONER JONES!

[MrWiskytangofoxtrot]

3,636 people didn't hear Scarlet's tits.

[smaidiigaa25]

Fake and gay.

[MrWiskytangofoxtrot]

@smaidiigaa25 dumbass, if you don't like it, then DON'T WATCH IT, and DON'T PUT YOUR SHITTY OPINIONS OUT FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, it's an eyesore.

[zecomebackkid]

3,617 people actually thought they were going to see Scarlett naked

[ZacksQuest]

BBBOOOONNNEEER JOOOOOOONES! And to think Murdoch used to get MAAAD LAAIIIID... in hell.

[TheWindowsInstall]

1,000 Comment!

[ColonelMcMuffin69]

The people who disliked this are the idiots who probably didn't see "Voicemail" at the end

[mel10191]

THAT'S IT??!!!!

[clfritz1982]

Im no Steve Jobs, but wouldn't you have to hack the OTHER person's phone in order to get her outgowing voicemails??

[Killzorz37]

@clfritz1982 what the fuck does steve jobs have to do with this ? he doesn't even know anything he just copies something somebody else made and make it "better"

[sleepwalkerhxc]

loool saw this on tmz the other day didnt think ch made it though, grats

[SilentExile729]

Ah Dan you are such a strange little man-child

[lv3today]

The funniest part of the video was the end, not to say the video wasn't but the end is the part i laughed at

[Elmaxican69]

Spooge McGooge!

[ShadowRogueZX]

XD nniiiiccceee

[ANDiTKO]

Ah come on! No "I find this easy to masturbate" jokes on the top comments?

This video is made for this.

[pythonman7]

don't like the video?

press 5

press 6

you now like the video

[HASHlRAMA]

i looped the dial tone, oh man my **** is not gonna see the end of this....

[vietwillIam8080]

its not even funny,

[yoshishinobu44]

I see a brony!!!!

[mitchellstitchell]

3554 people thought they were actually going to see some tits

[Liqhtning]

@mitchellstitchell You mean hear some tits

[jpbinrr315]

press 5

lol

[MrMajenta]

yeah. i can clop to this

[psdddt]

the title made me laugh

[DeeJayMXM]

ok this is to weird :p

[therealdustyx]

Is it weird that dialtone still got me hard?

[Swaggerboy1011]

Such nice buns

[MrEjemploanonimo]

Does anyone know the name of the song at 0:30 ?

[JacobCS2]

fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

CROTCHY

MOTCHY!

[perfectsuperchaos7]

3,460 jerked off to the dial tone.

[weberbeme]

MOM but it told me too!!!

[rikiricochet]

When is there going to be more Full Benefits episodes? I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

[MrHatescammers]

They are starting to suck

[yallrdumb]

Just 5 seconds to jerk off is too less :(

[ryandonian]

@yallrdumb to that dial tone... i don't know... might need 3 seconds...

[konradinioni]

@yallrdumb too little!

[KillingKillers67]

@yallrdumb u could always pause the video?

[diogolpuxD]

@yallrdumb Not for me!

gigity.

[apemonekeyman]

hahahahaaa i find this easy to masterbate to :L

[theocho666]

I don't get the point of all this..

[washuleiii]

this is offensive. sorry

[suckyskater21]

@washuleiii i agree. i do not appreciate how us phones were depicted in this video. im flagging it

[rkb12222]

@washuleiii homo

[Silverfang1997]

SPOOGE MCGOOGE!

[NitishChauhan1]

...this is a huge joke

literally.

[jkdcueifi23]

Hey should make a video about all the years of masturbation. Like from the cavemen to now

[Chute87Band]

Scarlett Johandsson!

[robT2k9]

The older vids were so much better

[xcv50]

wtf



[09moorehen]

wait..we weren't supposed to wank to this?!

[lemonjellies]

Fock! That dial tone was sex-e!!

[WizenSlime]

I can't figure out if there are so many dislikes because people think this is a shot at Scarlett Johansson or because people are actually upset about a shot at TMZ.

[Jeisama]

Finally something funny by collegehumor, restecP

[whentimestarts]

So true,lol

[Liam199995]

Still got a boner.

[isaac12345johnson]

Lol tmz

[MrFoxtrot898]

i can totally see Dan trying to record the voiceover for this video, lmfao

[TheAnonymouse123e]

When half of all the people watching your video don't get the joke, you're being too subtle.

Unless, of course, you're from collegehumor, in which case half of the people watching the video need to go back to pre-school.

[konradinioni]

@TheAnonymouse123e so true.

[Unholyspaghetti]

why half likes half dislikes... i found this pretty funny

[mrdoorclimber]

@HELIOWITZ I didn't find this hard to jerk off to

[xXxdeathadderxXx]

i fuckin loled at spooge mcgooge

[HELIOWITZ]

I found this hard to jerk off to

[KidCoolio]

why are the likes and dislikes half and half?

because the people with half a brain can't get the joke their making.

(heres a hint: It's making fun of TMZ)

Either that or they honestly thought they were gonna see something nude just cause it was in the title.

[puplvr817]

Am I the only one who saw Sarah shnieder on SNL last night? She was in the crowd

[PingByter]

How can jerk off in 3 seconds? Because the "clean yourself up" came when my dick wasn't even straight..

[Forthew1n7]

for once this makes sense: i find this difficult to masturbate to

[pinkgell]

Lool



[FreshPofBellaireTX]

Yo this shit is hot.

dial tone is like so fucking hot.

[BoltaVS]

why does she call those people when shes naked? oO

[KableTdi]

her phone was really hacked? if so these are true?

[TheWilderMusic]

When he said Spank your wiener I freakin lost it lmfao

[coxo81]

BRILLIANT!



[ifureadthisdie]

I don't get why so many dislikes, this was hilarious. Or perhaps the dimwitted didn't understand the parody..

[DangerousMuteLunatic]

@ifureadthisdie Not that they didn't understand it, They thought it was offensive.Like a white man making a black joke.

[ifureadthisdie]

@DangerousMuteLunatic Offensive? Offensive to WHO!?

[DangerousMuteLunatic]

@ifureadthisdie Hardcore TMZ fans. Pretty large majority.

[ifureadthisdie]

@DangerousMuteLunatic Hardcore TMZ fans....

One can be fanatical with a show about CELEBRITY GOSSIP!?

FOR PITY'S SAKE!

[DangerousMuteLunatic]

@ifureadthisdie Not really all that insane, if you think about it.

[ifureadthisdie]

@DangerousMuteLunatic There are people who come as close to killing for a 16 year prepubescent sounding pop star, the level for a maniacal obsession has lowered.

[DangerousMuteLunatic]

@ifureadthisdie Yep.

[joshster182]

3365 people thought that there were really nude pics. :P

[kendrikMN]

Surely you guys aren't too dumb to understand this? They're being this stupid on purpose, they're paying out shitty TMZ shit. Facepalm to society

[cordia96]

@kendrikMN I'm european and lazy, is TMZ just another celebrity gossip bullshit?

[TheSonorama21]

@cordia96

Yes it is.

[angelwings967]

Is it just me or is almost all ch videos been removed? It's really starting to piss me off....

[crazylama13]

@angelwings967 youtube has been doing that to all channels all day there not really gone hopefully it will be fixed soon :)

[thebreadskin]

think this is a parody of modern celeb magazines. because celeb magazines are literally shit like this.

[soyamoo]

I thought it was funny..

[mhrfg]

Is anybody else jerking off?!?!

[Kees908]

3,325 people think that the dial tone is too short to jack off to.

[effyleven]

Fake. I couldn't hear any nudity at all.

[jacopoli55]

why is the vsauce tune playing?

[RDog4484]

This is retarded.

[irwinfan99]

@shadowario please explain

[irwinfan99]

@shadowario i guess not

[samwightman1]

the dislike bar is the size of.....

[Joshuaying]

schlongozorks go bing bong boner jonez, spooke mcgooge

[xXHoopsx]

This sucks ass o3o

[DrawenStandard]

Why the fuck did I watch this?

[GYRreppin4]

@DrawenStandard because you wanted to see some tats

[lorik666]

Vsauce music !!!

[Bikerbob12]

I Would.

[Jonereator2]

to save ya some time it was Collagehumor who replied and they said "We totally did that on purpose."

[SuperSierraful]

LOL

[Camilo21986]

ok let me find something to clean!!!

[Museofchaz]

who cares who ronald1andres is?

[kisame3151]

great and now i dont know who replied on ronald1andres and what the replie was about

[LukeHandle]

@kisame3151 College Humour replied to him after he said it had bonur in the title. They said "It was intentional." or a loose paraphrase.

[TheExtremeTES]

@kisame3151 ummm...so?

[KingTekins]

@kisame3151 And now neither do I

[HaCKeRXxlNL]

i made a funny sound

[sajdah0603]

lmaoo

[sajdah0603]

lmaoo

[INT3RNAL0BL33DING]

one of the few vids on youtube in which 'i find this hard to masturbate to' would be an appropriate comment

[DaWescBoy]

hahahha

[160moebius2]

Huh lol hulol

[XDemonix]

omfg Dan's voice is the best