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  • don't do anything stupid. REBUY!! xD

  • I'm a boudhist, so I medi- tit

  • press 7 over and over

  • I love when daniel says "... dont do any stupid...... REBUY!!!!"

  • "REBUY!!!!"

    

  • Hold down 7...... asian is getting spunked in the mouth

  • press 7

  • hahaha so funny Daniel at 0:20^^

    

  • i take a crap just before i sit down. don't want any turtle heads coming out when i sitting for hours and hours.

  • I'm a budd-ist so I mudditate

  • Dude what the fuck was 0:50!

    Hahahahahahahaha!

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  • @3074861 @3074861 Full clip: youtube.com/watch?v=EjsMpwE38r­E :)

  • Does anybody want to have a free Bankroll of 50$ without a deposit at Partypoker ?

    Just send me a message and i will send you a short instruction.

  • I dont care what your opinion is,love them or hate them Mike Matusow and Phil Hellmuth make the game a lot funner to watch. There is never a boring moment when they play.

  • whose that guy @ :50 spitting up the beer.

  • @dante87ish thats men the master nguyen

  • @Rex0pas

    no its not

  • @godu1111 say what?

  • Normenac you need a life bro. "you simple minded fish" HAHA

  • no drinking or partying the night before lol...

    Scotty Nguyen or Gavin Smith anyone..

  • OW! fuck have u ever sat on ur nut

  • lol normenac, you are so not making any sense xD

  • You need therapy.

    Many, many, many years of therapy!

  • And stop posting and following me around!

    Jesus H Christ!

    Do I need a restraining order?

  • @toyotas2006 haha aww little fishy is scared to play HU. IM giving you 5 to 1 odds you dumb fish, only an absolute moron or player that just know he really sucks would turn that down. your a stupid fish because you play free rolls, and because you sit here and watch wsop videos like a donk, and wish that was you and that you actually understood the game and could beat it. instead you just suck it up and blame poker and websites for beats and just blow at the game.

  • @toyotas2006 and how many times have you watched this same stupid video over and over you dumb fish? good lord do you just hang out on this video all day long, i mean you have like 10 comments from weeks and months ago on this same video, that arent even comments with anyone, you just come to this same video and watch it once a week and post a random comment each time. god what a dumb fish lol. just stay away from poker fish, their is no hope for you. stick to your free rolls chump lol

  • @toyotas2006 and why would you say jesus h christ?

    he has nothing to do with any of this lol.

  • @toyotas2006 play me heads up on pokerstars fish, im giving you 5 to 1 odds.

    we will play 5-10 or 2-4. You can deposit like $300 bucks, then all you have to do is play 5,000 hands vs me, and if your up at the end vs me, i will give you 5x whatever you bought in for, so your risking $300 to win $1,500 how the hell can you turn that down? And its not like im bullshitting either, you can check my youtube channel, im legit, ill just record it, and post it on youtube, it will give me some material.

  • @toyotas2006 thats what i thought, little coward fish. keep ur mouth shut and stick to your free rolls donk. stop going around blaming online poker rooms because you suck ass and cant win. plenty of people make a living playing online, so its just that you suck, so keep your damn mouth shut and run along now. your the kind of damn morons i take money from. some moron who gets trips or top two pair and thinks he has the nuts lol. then when he loses he blames the site and thinks its a bad beat.

  • @normenac

    When I teabagged you, I thought you'd finally get off my nuts

    I didn't know you'd like it, Mark of The World!

  • @toyotas2006 yea none of your comments make any sense. your not only a fish in poker but also a stupid retard. anyways i am still offering you 5 to 1 odds.

    do you understand that if you beat me im going to give you $1,500 free? that if you play me 5,000 hands and beat me ill give you $1,500 free, thats the odds im giving you , you stupid fish. now why wont you play me? god your so scared, what a coward, how can you even talk when your to big of a bitch to play me when i am giving you great odds

  • @toyotas2006 play me heads up you loser fish, i am still waiting.

    you are the scared litlte shaking fish that refuses to play me.

    so i dont know why your even talking loser lol.

    haha i hope everyone sees this and sees what a scared little

    loser bitch you are haha. what a dumb ass fish. only a horrible god awful player would turn down 5 to 1 odds for a heads up match. and your obviously just that because your turning down 5 to 1 odds haha.

  • @toyotas2006 yea thats right you little stupid dumb donk ass fish keep your mouth shut, and run along now, leave poker to the big boys, if you play youll just give money away, thats why you play free rolls you stupid loser haha.

    dumbass fish. stick to watching poker videos and keep dreaming, accept you suck and youll never make any money, stop playing, and you will save yourself money fishy haha. peace loser, next time keep your mouth shut. you loose, i win coward, cause ur scared to play haha.

  • @normenac

    For a poker champion, your cage is so easily rattled

    Are you Phil Ivey? Or Jennifer Tilly?

    Matasow? Is that u?

    You should stay online, you'd never make it live

    But.....you are falling apart here.....so........

  • @toyotas2006 like i said your the chump fish who watches little poker videos, and plays free rolls haha. point proven right there, discussion ends there, youve already showed your fishy colors by those statements, and also you are the one who refuses to play me heads up when im giving you 5 to 1 odds, so you clearly have showed you are a little scared shaking fish out of water, so get back in your fish bowl little fishy, and shut the hell up. scared donk lol.

  • @normenac

    You sir, are Satan's Toe Jam

    Get a friend!

  • @toyotas2006 and you are a stupid scared little fish that wont play me heads up even when im giving you 5 to 1 odds, because you know you both suck ass at poker, and you are a broke fish with no money, which is why u play free rolls. little poker celebrity video watching fish. free roll playing donk. go play a free roll you dumb fish, or go hit the casino and give some money away, you donating moron.

  • @toyotas2006 leave the poker playing to the big boys fishy. your mind is to stupid and feeble for poker. its to much of a complex game for you to understand. poor retarded little fishy , their is simply no hope for you. little fishy that blames online poker rooms because he sucks. i see dumb little fish like you on these little poker celebrity videos all the time. only people that watch these things are stupid fish. real players dont come here and watch this crap, im just here advertising haha.

  • @toyotas2006 stupid little simple minded fish. how much money do you have to blow before you realize you just suck at poker? you are like the guy that shoots up heroin every single day but doesnt accept hes got a drug problem. accept you are a stupid fish, accept their is no hope for you, accept you are here watching little wsop videos because you are a dreaming fish, accept the only people that watch these suck at poker, accept all this, and stop playing, fishy in denial in the worst fishy haha

  • @toyotas2006 good job fish, what next, are you gonna run around and try and tell kobe bryant how to play basketball? or perhaps your going to talk shit and argue with tiger woods on the game of golf? i think its comedy how you watch all these poker videos like a dumb little fish, and watch all these poker celebrities, and your a expert on mike matusow and jennifer tilly, god what a fucking loser fish you are. hahaha. i am carster bitch. check me out on pokertableratings and suck my fat graph.

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  • @toyotas2006 and i never said im a poker champion you ignorant simple minded fish. i said i play cash games for a living, their is a huge difference, but you wouldnt understand that because your a dumb fish who watches little wsop videos. your like the fat 50 year basketball fan at home that thinks he can play basketball. your just a little fan of poker, a little fish. thats why your here watching this video. your the fat fan on the couch arguing with someone that does this for a living.

  • Are they gonna have Meng the Master vomit in every episode?

  • giving away $30 free on pokerstars, also giving away

    free entries into a $5,000 free roll. just follow the istructions

    on my youtube channel.

  • @normenac

    If I had $30 for every bad beat I've gotten there!

    Suckerpalooza!

    They want the fish to come back, so they have them suck real players dry

  • @toyotas2006 ahhh the mind and mentality of a fish. buddy their are hundreds and thousands of players that make a good living playing online. playing all types of stakes, their are guys playing micros at .50-1 blinds making 30k a year. Poker is so much more of a complex game, then just getting beats, you will get beats any where, they dont care about they fish, the fish arent the ones they make money off of, do you understand that? they make money off the high and mid stakes players.

  • @toyotas2006 the mid stakes and high stakes players that play millions of hands, pay hundreds of thousands to the site in rake, on each good winning player that sticks around, and plays yearly on the mid and high stakes they average about 40k per profit per year off of them. Fish come and go, the site could care less about fish. Good players are the ones who they make all their money off of. The fact is fish play for a while, loose, then complain about beats and blame it on the site like you.

  • @toyotas2006 at the end of the day, poker is poker. it isnt rigged or you wouldnt have 200k people online per day at pokerstars. and you wouldnt have so many player making a living playing there. that would be like a company like sony or someone advertising something on espn, and advertising a bogus counterfeit new style of HD tv or something. Big corporate companies dont do this, and could never get away with it if it was. stop blaming the site because you play a basic game.

  • @toyotas2006 the fact is, the competition online is more fierce, and the players are far more advanced and more highly skilled then your local chumps at your casino, and thats why you might win a few hundred bucks here or there. because the action live is so much softer, and the players all generally suck, your fish to shark ratio is much higher on the fish live then online. just cause you loose doesnt mean its rigged. like i said thousands of people make a living playing at pokerstars.

  • @toyotas2006 however, while its obvious you are either a fish or a break even mediocre player since you are blaming an online poker room for you not winning, i will agree with you that i have had many beats on pokerstars, but the game is also faster and ive played about 800,000 hands on pokerstars, and live it would take about 20-30 years of playing poker full time to play that many hands live. so of course your going to see way more beats on pokerstars then live. online poker you see more hands

  • @normenac

    Thank you Master of the Universe

    I've played many tournaments live and online

    Have cashed hundreds of times in both

    Beaten 12k freerolls several times

    I'm no fish

    Just got tired of losing full-boat to full-boat, being dealt the same hole cards 3 hands in a row, seeing people get dealt quads on back-to-back hands, and other 1-in-a-million beats.

    If you have a hard-on for them, wear a condom, and keep your ignorance to a dull roar. I've probably beat you there. Twice!

  • @toyotas2006 oh god haha yup ur a huge fish, did you really just brage about beating a free roll ? hahaha oh god this is comedy. only fishes play stupid free rolls to begin with. good lord. its like im arguing with a rock. you have no concepts of the game whatsoever. Beats are part of the game you fish get over it. Stop blaming the site cause you suck and cant win consistently lol. Take me up on my offer then you sorry fish.Im giving you 5 to 1 odds you dumb fish, what moron would turn that down

  • @normenac omg u obv retarded guy, hahaha bragging on youtube and argueing like some 10 year old. you are prob the biggest fish on pokerstars, hahaha i bet this guy is a briefcase wanker

  • @toyotas2006 i make a living playing online at stars dude. as to hundreds and thousands of other players. your the sucker, not pokerstars. their is something wrong with YOU. not the site, because if plenty of other players do it, then your obviously just doing something wrong. I have beats all the time, but my play and game easily over comes them, and it doesnt keep me from making profits and money. beats are part of the game anywhere.

  • @toyotas2006 i tell you what, take me up on my offer, use my code, and deposit on the site. I will play you heads up on any stakes, and we will play 10,000 hands, and i will give you 5 to 1 odds, meaning after 5k or 10,000 hands if you are up on me 1 buy in or more, i will match whatever you are up on me by, x 5. So if your up $100 ill ship $500 more. No joke. Just to prove my point that the site is not rigged lol. Im a man of my word as well, you can even ask around or see my channel.

  • REBUY!!!!! XD

  • Matasow

    Don't lose your Meds!

    Please!

  • Scottie Nguyen would win so much more if he stayed sober when he played.

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  • It's the term for the best possible hand

  • I thought the guy in the beginning was Martin Sheen until he looked up. LOL.

  • lol i saw it too

  • anyone got a link to the vid of the guy splurting his drink everywhere?

  • thats men ngyun... just look it up

  • search YT for:

    men the master spit

    ...plenty of videos.

  • mike matusow's meds = oxycodone

  • The way Matusow squeals "NOOO" absolutely slays me every time I see it.

  • @ngrant354 type men the master spitting beer you'll find it

  • :20 " I AM A BHUDDHIIST SO I MHEEDDDITHHHHAATTTEEEE"

    Dont be so full of yourself dude.

  • i didnt know that Jesus didnt shave during a tournament, thats funny

  • i've heard Matusow talk about taking medication before. i thought it was a running joke but maybe he is on meds.

    great player though....very under-rated IMO

  • He's bi-polar and takes meds for that.

  • Yes he IS under-rated... You want to know the REAL scoop on the meds he takes? Then do him AND yourself a favor... Go buy his new (more or less) auto-biography... It's called "check raising the devil" and it's REALLY good and it won't let you down. It really is good, fun, entertaining, enlightening, and interesting the whole way. It will tell you ALL ABOUT the various MEDICATIONS he is and was on, the drugs he has used, the hundred thousand dollar drug fueled stripper parties, jail, etc. BUY IT!

  • thanx, I'll check it out.

    now stop yelling at me!

  • how is that remotely interesting to anybody

  • is that you mike!!!

  • ...There are a lot of quirky rick rolls in the game...WTF?

  • fantastic quality

  • lol dont do anything stupid..."REBUY!"

  • @biviscool didnt stop laughing for a little bit after that

  • u can go have phils ass

  • poor ol mikey boy is prob on a lot of xanax after all the bad beats hes faced,hes gr8t though

  • u just watn to eat his ass out!

  • the last couple of seconds of this video, "Classic"

  • what medication has mike?

  • I don't know exactly what your talking about, but I assume it's what drugs Mike is on?

    Well earlier in his career he took Meth to maintain his focus and stamina at the table, and outside he did or still does coke, ecstacy, or whatever he can get his hands on.

  • the thing about the elite pros you see on tv is that they are all endorsed so whether they win or lose in poker they will never be behind! this makes the chance and risk for the all so elusive poker life style seem that much more attainable to the average joe! thus making the marketers behind poker bigger geniuses than the players themselves!

  • wow, that blew my mind, thats true as shit!

  • yah and i love poker but the truth hurts! its still ok to dream big, god knows i'd love to do this shit for a living but at what price you have to ask yourself! if its meant to be its meant to be! but anyone these days needs to be sponsored or have a side business to poker as well .......no one plays pure poker for a living anymore......the game has change so much from the old days!

  • yeah it would be fun to play professionally. Im becoming a nurse practioner, but I wanna work like 4 12s, and then the other 3 nights deal poker, and then also play when I have time... but o well Ill get the chedda

  • chrs fergusons motto is take ages every hand. do some massive calculation that will see his ev positive over 1000 years

  • guys tell me please whats the name of the third guy whos the buddist with the glasses upside down?

  • Andy Black!

  • Yes thank u, i already found him.

  • i used to have a regiment, now i just get up, take my medication and pray to god i play good that day hahaha love it

  • Is that Moajor Dick Winters from WW2 at 0:45

  • lol its tj cloutier (SP)

  • ROFL...gooood one!! :-)

    Sergeant Cloutier on deck...

  • lol who's the guy at 00:50?

  • man "the master" nguyen

  • it's men, not man

  • "I just get up, take my medication, and pray to God I play good that day."  Gotta love Mike Matusow.

  • REBUY!!!!

  • wtf with master chokin on his beer

  • lol, at first i thought he saw a crazy flop, like all same color and he's got no draws, But i think he just drank it too fast w/ too much foam, lol~

    the beer bottle was on tilt, prob...

  • thats men nguyen spitting the bee

  • I am so above this nonsense...Fourth!! Damn I can't help it!

    This clip...you gotta love Scotty with the beer. Nothing special about "unwritten rules" though.

  • first!

  • third! hell yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

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