Russell Peters - Italians

[hdrevolution123]

Weird... Indian people aren't usually funny.

[bloodyemorainbows]

scortese. aperto tuo mente prima tuo bocca>:O italiano avere sentimenti, anche. grazie forma debole facendo lavaggio. americani- " rude. open your mind before your mouth. italians have feelings, too. thanks for being douches:D"

[LouiseHans10]

@bloodyemorainbows Google translate cannot work from Eng>It coz Italian has a free organization of the sentence based on the sound. It is a type of hability you cannot get done by a system because it is based on our Literature: Italian is the only Literary language indeed spoken. Italians do speak the same language used in poetry and they organize their sentences according to the sound. That's why automation will never work from English (fixed structure) to Italian (free based on beauty)

[dafirstfly]

this is not funny... -.-'

[bvdata11]

he not too funny

[slamevil85]

you know what this means in "indian"... unintended but real funny..!!

[SuperNumber19]

lol at all these whiney needy bitches with no sense of humor.. you can complain all he wants. but everybody in that show is laughing and you're in your house.. sitting on your ass.. whining like.. 12 year old little bitches that just got their periods. XD

[bloodyemorainbows]

@SuperNumber19 im 13 you have no right to judge raccist. sexist...

[SuperNumber19]

@bloodyemorainbows hold on.. atemptiing to load and give a damn. loading............

and you used the term racist way out of character little kid learn to use the word ''racism'' as a word for people who hate others for their skin color you little idiot.

[yazmin584]

this guy is hilarious this is the funniest one ive seen hahahah

[rakynoah]

magari capissi cosa sta dicendo

[misspuffetta88]

@rakynoah in pratica dice che noi italiani parliamo gesticolando molto.. e il gesto della mano a 1:38 come si sa è "che c***o vuoi?" mentre in indiano lo stesso gesto significa "vuoi mangiare?" XD

[rakynoah]

@misspuffetta88

grazie

[stefmarie18]

I'm Italian and I visit family in Sicily often and I must say that this is HILARIOUS! and I've definitely used my wtf hand gesture many times before lmao!

[Allanthatsmyname]

@LouiseHans10 Your comments have always been flagged!

Evidently truth hurts brown people, ahahahah!!! so pathetic!!!

[vmcla]

@LouiseHans10 Just as I am certain the Indians would be able to find the other Indians, any true Italian would have no problem finding his compatriots and distinguishing them among impostors. Easy as pie... as they say in Italy.

[LouiseHans10]

@vmcla "Easy as pie"? Never heard... We say "as easy as drinking a glass of water" Unfortunately we have always been depicted in a wrong way, and -as you called them- "impostors" have used and they are still using that distorted image.

[WildBuck007]

Funny stuff. But I guess he didn't understand Italian people...in Italy....would ya know....speak Italian. Go figure.

Pffftt....next thing ya know. When you go to China. All those people will start speaking Chinese or something crazy like that....Chinese....go figure.

[LuisaDust]

I'm italian and I can't help laughing! HAHAHA WTF!? Ma che C**o?| hahahaa

[misseloisa1]

To foreing people ITALIAN PEOPLE = SOUTHERN ITALIAN PEOPLE !!

[PR4NKmaster]

im offensive and i find this itailian!

[djnanneex]

dico solo un fatto: quest'uomo descrive gli italiani del sud, al nord gli atteggiamenti possono essere molto diversi....almeno in trentino sicuramente...

[AmberFur]

@djnanneex anche tu mangi stereotipi a colazione? basta che tu vada a londra, non c'è bisogno di andare fino in america: gli arabi, i marocchini aprono bar e ristoranti italiani, dicono di essere italiani, vanno in giro con le felpe azzurre, le tshit con su scritto italia, si riempiono della nostra bandiera dalla testa ai piedi.

[marnarno]

Italians do it better

[lilpatty619]

SII MAN!

[theitalianjob00]

I'm Italian and i found this VEEEEEERY funny hahahah

[solleticosoffro]

oHOH real funny... that hand movement means: What do oyu want, not what the fuck:

[MIKELLARO]

Indians are black

[vmcla]

To this new world Italian, you don't look like one of us at all.

I have noticed in the last few years here in Toronto how South Asian males are often seen wearing clothing which sports, "ITALIA" labels or Ital colors.

[Allanthatsmyname]

@vmcla Same here in Germany. Arabs and North Africans walk around with the Italian flag on their dirty tshirts etc. If you ask them where they are from they say they are Italians. Some can even say speak some Italian as they pass through Italy to get here.

I understand Italians are mad at them, I would be too. Hope we get rid of the Arabs (and the Indians, who are fucking alike) in this world. Or at least in Europe.

[adisharr]

The audio for this video takes up only 2KB! Amazing!

[furtadl001]

Io sono italiano e movimenti delle mani sono come obbligatorio a crescere fino a farlo anche con me che mio nonno è sordo!

[martynarome]

@furtadl001 sei sicuro di essere italiano? sai com'è, non ho capito nulla!

[AssolutamenteZero]

ITALIAN PRIDE vi bombardiamo il vostro paese del cazzo coglioni!

[skatedistrict238]

im italian and i dont care what anyone says. italians are fucking awesome man. and this was funny ass hell

[italianouomo]

im italian and i think its amusing how they see uss

[THUNDERCHUNKY100]

urdurturdurturdurtdurt haha



[nerfboy57]

hes from malton which is in canada and it was a MAASSSIIVVVE italian comunity..until the indians showed up :P

[Archivioinutile]

I am an armless italian and I find this very offensive!

[2ilsenzacuore9]

INDIANO!?No indiano O.O AHAHAHAHAHAAH

[6loverfromnine]

così vero! divertente, lo amano!

[ITidusVaanI]

"this is WTF in Italian"

LOOOOL è vero!

[AlexAndPaolo]

I'm italian too, But I make fun of my family because they're exactly like this :)

[babbomondiale]

im italian and i've to say that it is true that this man say,. we use a lot the hands when we talk...it impossible for us talking withouth them

[ctjayjay01]

im italian and extremely funny

[bearminator90]

Freaking true and yes i love my handgestures !!

[1985HotRod]

its time to reclaim the beautiful north american homeland from these arrogant, italian parasites! :::strikes arm in the air:::

[Xanadude575]

There needs to be a Russell Peters "Somebody Gonna Get a Hurt Real Bad (Re-Mix)"

[alifeson85]

NOOOOOOO!! o_O

[dudefromgermany]

hey whatts a matta for you, its meeeeee mario

[thefreakmachine]

AHAHAHAH! I Love Racism!

[persia1324]

worst country in europe. economy is fucked and ppl are racist as hell

[LouiseHans10]

persia1324 and you are envious

[TUENEMIGOVIVO]

ITALIANS ARE NOT WHITE

[McLawlz]

NO Indianooooo......

[cheeriosinabowl]

I have honestly mistaken some Indian people for Italians. They do look alike in many ways.

[LouiseHans10]

@cheeriosinabowl and you look idiot

[cheeriosinabowl]

@LouiseHans10

.... no need to insult. You are a typical italian.  .... shrug.

[LouiseHans10]

@cheeriosinabowl you are the typical idiot who thinks he can insult but not be insulted

[cheeriosinabowl]

@LouiseHans10

.... you just insulted me twice in 2 posts. Look who's calling the kettle black ????

(don't respond to me --- get a life).

[cheeriosinabowl]

@LouiseHans10

.... I wasn't going to respond to yet another unprovoked insult from you. But, I have to make it clear to the world here that you are a hypocrite! Everyone should look at your profile -- you say you are polite, nice, kind, etc etc. Then why don't you practice what you preach?? You are the opposite of what you describe yourself in your profile. PS .... judging by your comments to me, you are not beautiful.

[LouiseHans10]

@cheeriosinabowl ... & now the world is safe thanks to heros like you!

It's true I TEND to be polite, but not tonight after a day like this and after so many insulting comments from North America!

I have the right to be sad, disappointed and angry at all the liars and anti-Italians there are on this website!

With your comment you fed anti-italians. I have the right to get angry

[LouiseHans10]

@cheeriosinabowl and I could have exploded with anyone else. Sorry it happened with you! :P

[solleticosoffro]

@cheeriosinabowl

Like the typical Italian Colombo who just discovered the Land in which you live, you stupid Anglo-Saxon, don't you?

Why don't you come back to your Queen and kisses her butt?

[solleticosoffro]

@cheeriosinabowl

You were never in Italt, obviously.

[MrVickydoc]

excellent comedy 

[markoxD1]

LOOOL I can so figure the italian fellas being surprise cause u look Indian HAHAHAHA

[hendrick32]

lol!!!

[garimagatne]

Hahahaa sweeett...:)

[mrtacomandude]

im itilian and i have been called polish

[Sanaa2k]

2 people blow up in the train while had a straight face

[LouiseHans10]

@Stugots666x Black troll from USA

[SmileyMcCrazy]

SI, MAN!

[WRXisdabest]

yeh Im west Indian so Im fair skinned, and my family has colored eyes and people there do think we are italians, even in US this one guy who was straight up Italian, and couldnt speak much english came up to me and started speaking in italian, and i said im Indian and his reaction was same, LOL "Indiano?? noo"

[LouiseHans10]

@WRXisdabest Although Indians bleach their skin, there's no one who can dream of ever convincingly passing as Italian! Even the Bolliwood actors, who go for cosmetic and surgical enhancement to look a little European and less Australoid.

[WRXisdabest]

@LouiseHans10 bleach their skin?? I try and tan dude why would I wanna look pale? I live in California man haha.....fuck looking Italian, I am proud to be gujarati, and no in my family we don't have australoid genes, we arent from the south, we are from northwest India...we have persian genes tho. green eyes, and dirty blonde hair.....and Italians got some arabs genes in you.....fuck looking white.

[LouiseHans10]

@WRXisdabest Fair and Lovely is a bleaching skin provided in India, Pakistan and the whole Arab world: I've seen the adv on the internet! LOL

[LouiseHans10]

@WRXisdabest Actually the Arabs occupied only a part of Sicily and for less than a century because when the Normans arrived they expelled them. But do not worry: I know education is not the biggest factor among Indians. Russel is a testament of that.

[LouiseHans10]

@WRXisdabest AND at the same time they were invading UK as well.

Did the bleach entered your flesh and brain?

[foal111]

@WRXisdabest Guujus and persian genes??? hahaha.. u guys are smelly n without balls..pussies n ya u are more dravidian than aryan...

[FUKENFAGGOT]

For the people who keep saying he doesn't look Italian that's why he makes the "what the fuck face" after he says they think he's Italian and he doesn't know where they get it from.

[KimberleyASamuels]

I went to Italy, it was so cool. You do look like the Italians

[spinemelter2000]

The Indian impression with no actual words was the funniest part.

[MachinaEYE]

im italian too, but this way to do (and speak ina fast, and incomprensible way) is tipical for southern people.

south italy is something like dixie land with rednecks for USA people...

called TERONI.

at middle north they are like yankee called POLENTONI, at extreme north alpine people influenced by austrian/german culture called MUNTANAR.

every "class" acts in a totally, i mean TOTALLY, different way.

[0311RFLMN]

he looks like a brotha motha fukka.or a arab at best.

[mustafabinumar]

from where does russell peters look italian?? that's funny man he looks totally indian.

[AbhiB]

@mustafabinumar

South Italians are dark

[UnaSclerataInAmerica]

lol im italian and this guy cracked me up hahaha so true about the handgestures!

[babyface1710]

yooo LIKEE THISS IS U THIINK THIS MAN IS THE BOMB!!!

[AnimeFreak792]

OMG!! This guy KILLS ME!! I'm still lmao!!! and my stomach AND my throat hurt SOOO MUCH! Aw man.... I don't remember the last time I laughed so freakin' hard! xDDD

[l3izzare]

LOL INDIANO!?!? NO! INDIANO!!

[headsprunggg]

hahahahahahhahahahaha N1

[theoppening]

russell peters and dave chappelle are the best comedians EVER.

[mounntainboarder101]

im french and i use my hands for everything i do...... haha ( thats wut she said )

[milly8389]

how many envy for the Italy and italians....il gatto che non arriva al lardo dice che e' rancico....ehehheehe.....the cat doesnt arrive to the lard it says that it's bad....

envy us envy us we are laughing of you by now.....Italy will stay the most beautiful country of the world always.....and you have only many many jelaousy...

78 % UNESCO patrimony is in ITALY!!!!

bye byeeeee......

[vassel87]

I'm italian and this man is very funny!!!! XD ah ah ah ah!!

[karima112]

really not that funny....

[88atrain]

lol so true about the italy thing. im persian and on the train some guy asked me for the time in italian. I answered I only speak english and he rolled his eyes like fuck another tourist. Italians are funny as fuck . they are racist to each other. If you're from florence they call you a cat eater bc like hundreds of years ago it was ok to eat cats even though it was really rare even for those times.

[PravoRulja]

@88atrain mate, you're idea of italy is totally fucked up. it's not florence, it's vicenza where people are called "magnagatti". oh, and no, it's not funny. and the guy does not look italian at all.

[88atrain]

@PravoRulja ok budyy calm down I think your just tryin to be nationalist. All i know is there are some hella dark italians that are hairy as fuck and have greased back hair. that's why its possible to be mistaken as italian when you're over there. why the fuck else would random people walk up to me and ask the time and shit.

[solleticosoffro]

@88atrain

88atrain you're retarded. He didn't thought: "Oh no another tourist" he was just upset because he wanted to know the time and he couldn't speak English... I just wanna know what if I come in USA and starts to annoy people speaking in Italian to them.... yeah...

[LouiseHans10]

@88atrain How good in making up stories. Indians, Pakistani and other brown floating stinky stuff are goot only at that: making up stories.

[shirye]

it wasnt that funny to me but it seems the crowd was dieing...

[butterflies762]

LMFAO!!!!ohhhh shit....this is fucken funnie.

[Animatore88]

I am italian, I don't understand everything but is so funny! Expecially the part of hand gestures. Also I can't talk wihout use those! Bravissimo! ;-)

[hill5073]

lol.wtf.have friend who thought my indian lecturer was italian

[jimbo462nd]

And every indian in the US does IT