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  • Jon and Kate on the First 48!!!!LMBO

  • she's funny, but honestly her titties were the best part of the show.

  • LOL My daddy used to come down the stairs just like Obama!!!! Yesssss swag...whoever thinks she is NOT funny doesnt know comedy.

  • she AIN'T funny AT ALL

  • NOT FUNNY!

  • She's definitely FINE. Funny? Not at all. Nothing in this bit was even remotely funny. Sorry.

  • booooobies!

    

  • "No if you take your pants off I can make a decision." A-fricking-men!

  • is... is it.... is it odd that i want to bang her?

  • My statement remains ...."I havent seen any female comedians that are actually funny"

  • @jayrperiod then u my friend are blind

  • i wish she would shut up and pull her tits out.

  • I didn't even crack a smile once.

  • ooooh that women is fine <3

  • She is marvelous!!! I luv the bangles:)

  • Nice tits

  • I've been watching her stuff since the 90's. Shes still got it.

  • i seen her on bourbon street ,she was cool

  • Gone Sexy Mamma!! Hilarious Ms. Sommore

  • "Jon & Kate on the first 48"

    lmfao!

  • @Mshunniebunzz Exactly!!! That's what it would be for me. LOL!!!

  • NIA LONG'S SISTER CHECK IT

  • black creampie!!!

  • she is smokin' hot

  • GIMME SOMMORE !!!!!

  • she's fine and funny !

  • i'll tear dat azz outta da frame

  • @vvyperr7 Really nice use of the English language.

  • yes ill nut in it bro

  • and she is the only one that looks fine as hell

  • @Ch669123

    LOL!!! Cmon man compared to Monique and Adele anyone is fine...

  • Gixxer983 u r comically challenged and retarded at the same time. This woman is legendary.

  • @nhonho11

    Legendary? Already? She is funny but a legend? A true legend with a body of work to match that title was the women she was talking about Queen Latifah..now that is a legend.

  • didnt laugh once.

  • @Gixxer983 well y did u watch the whole thing if u didn't even laugh

  • @Gixxer983 then this ain't for u with your boring as.....

  • funny and still sexy

  • She looks like Toni Braxton in this clip.

  • look at them boobs

  • yo she got a last name or someshit cuz its hard to find her stand ups with just searching sommore

  • her boobs jiggles.....o.o~watching~

  • she has 6 bracelets on one arm and 5 on the other

  • I can't get over her shirt

  • Just kept starin at her titties.

  • "sommore, when it comes to movies maybe you should do some less" Greg Giraldo

  • I would have thought it was because of cursing but monique curses just as much

  • all i could look at was those titties bouncin

  • im not gonna lie, the whole time im checkin out her shoes lol

  • Me girl! I love it, "I can buy my own diamonds"

  • omg she is so hot! i want that so bad.

  • I can buy my own diamonds.

  • Funnest Drag I've Seen Yet

  • @lovethatmagic

    Damn why she gotta be a drag? LOL

  • @lovethatmagic She's not a drag >>

  • SOMMORE DOPE AS FK!

  • OUTSTANDING sister!

  • i bet she got some bomb ass pussy 

  • @hardtime08 I concur

  • @hardtime08 yes lord

  • @hardtime08 you just read my mind cause i was thinking the sam dam thing

  • @hardtime08 SMH...

  • @hardtime08 To go wit them big ol tities.

  • @hardtime08 How ignorant are u pervert.......I bet your raggy ass can't get none u sex fiend....

  • @SuperPeaches58 all of these comments, and u chose to respond to mine, shut yo retarded ass up, I say what the fuck I wanna say, and if u don't like it, oh fuckin well.....dumbass bitch

  • @hardtime08 SHe does

  • @hardtime08

    Ya , cuz thats wats important in comedy.

  • damm tits

  • i will smash her cougar ass sexual chocolate aint nuthin like a old ass freak

  • That was ok

  • Her punch lines are masterful!!!

  • Sommore...still fine as hell. 

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  • That's a fine chocolate woman... ummm hmmm

  • @NoSuchThingAsTrinity i hope you are white. if so gimmi a high 5!

  • she fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

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  • Props to Chicago

  • she kinda favors tasha smith

  • shes fine and funny love her

  • the title of this video is extremely misleading. this female is not funny at all and very annoying

  • She wasn't that funny.

  • I wish she narrated my life.

  • She sexy as HELL!!!

  • i love this lady

    JOHN AND KATE ON THE FIRST 48

  • @jamila18gemini Feel free to call me an idiot, but I didn't get that joke. If you can explain the "the first 48" part, I will be happy.

  • @kamlin The first 48 is a reality TV show that goes behind the scene of real-life homicide investigators and the title is a reflection of the real-life timeline they go by which are the critical hours after the crime has been committed. A lot of them have been solved within this timeline but some go on for weeks. Her comment was about Kate killing Jon if she was in Kate's shoes and he left her with eight kids.

  • @kamlin The First 48 is a show that comes on cable dealing with Murders that needs to be solved in the first 48 hours. Check it out.

  • i love this lady

  • obama is an evil fuck

  • @MagicMalky how?

  • @jaymall578460 he is a war monger. he supports genocide. he imprisons people for things he does/did himself. he is taking more of your freedoms away every day. there are just a few things off the top of my head. look into it more yourself if you can't see what i'm talking about. about the only good thing that he did was show the world you guys can elect a black president. but it still doesn't make up for the rest of his evil

  • @jaymall578460 he may have done some small or medium sized things to help your country and the world, but this is just to keep your eyes off the massive evil he is inflicting on the planet

  • 1:55 -2:01 joke climax and epic boob action in one 5 second window. Yes.

  • @Mattthornz DAMMMM YOU AINT LYING!!! That was sexy!

  • "Imosya because Mo'Nique Pimped The Game!" ROTF!

  • hey how old is this video? is she still doing stand up? she is beyond funny!!

  • i will tear her ass up

  • sommorre FIIINE as hell mane

  • OMG I love this woman!!!!!

  • she is so beautiful, with her crazy ass self

  • im still in luv wit them titties

  • neeegorrrrsssss

  • I LOVE HERRRR!!!!

  • 1:25-1:30 killed me lol

  • Sommore??  I thought it was Somewhore.... my bad

  • The only mature women id tap

  • gosh she is too funny!!!!

  • She so damn Fine man ..

  • ikr so tru

  • shes such a diva

  • she is a sexy old head

  • i love you sommore i think she is the bomb

  • omg. THOSE TITTIES!! this bitch needs to be in rap videos. she is soo damn fine. I'd beat that pussy up!!

  • most comedians are adults sir

  • @zerozero1zerozero100 She means adult because she tells a lot of sexually excit joke that wouldnt appeal to audiences under the age of 18. The content of jokes are aimed at adults.

  • To be honest if you take off your pants I can make a decision. I can Buy my own diamonds... Get Him 'More... lol

  • i would tear her up!

  • hey babe sexy  check out my rap showcase of skills live mixtape dayviewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­w

  • I still love Obama too!

  • i went from six to midnight...once the video started

  • Get off Obama's balls bitch he blows.

  • LOVE HER BOOTS

  • she is good, really good but don't be dissing monique.

  • look @ the way the Light hit the boobs when she turn side ways ... GOTDAMN !!

  • lol 

  • she sexy af

    

  • shes killing me with them heels she got on

  • dammmmm girlll i love them banglesss. love it

  • HILARIOUS!

    Peace and love...

  • I wanna fuck her....that booty and cleavage.

  • Sommore is the best female comedian, period.

  • Damn she look good.

  • those bangles Sommore have on are the truth

  • TBH...On the Queens of Comedy Mo'Nique killed it nd she was obviously funnier

  • Damn she is too sexy to be doin standup.

  • Wow! I hope she has a day job! WTF

  • damn those heels!

  • she didn't. Sommore had a season of comic view if that counts

  • dang, she looks hawt! :3

    funny as hell also <3

  • i wonder why myself i really njoy ha shows

  • she icey as hell lmao burrr

  • aye tell me why ha boobs is bout ta pop out that lil cut peace in ha dress. lol

  • Those heels are something serious. I would have to take those bad boys off.

    Side-note: 4:02 Check out dude in the audience with the picnic tablecloth tuxedo

  • I LOVE her posture when she talks...it so hood and READY!

  • Sommore is the real deal!!!

  • What show was this?

  • man them shoes gotta be atleast 4/5 inches! she working them bitches lol

  • She needa host the bet awards 2

  • I'd give her sommore alright…

  • Mo'Niques funnier... sorry!

  • john $ kate on the first 48...lol...

  • I would give her the business

  • I thinking I was a little distracted by those bouncies.

  • Sommore fine as hell

  • Won't no guy thinkin about her jokes...

  • am i the only one starin at her tites durin the whole video

  • @z3nkin no sir ur not

  • @z3nkin

    daaaammmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnn!!!­!!

  • @z3nkin no

  • @z3nkin i wasn't but i read your comment so now i am lololol

  • @z3nkin

    No you're not. And I'm a girl.

  • Nice tits

  • Man she'll break all U nigz in half!!

  • she is Nia Longs half sister too.. wow i see how cuteness runs in the family

  • Does anyone know the name of the Sommore video where she talks about I don't need a man?

  • @lisaray101 I am looking for it too. please post when you find out...I will do the same

  • I love Sommore

  • Sommore's a legend and I'd love to see her in more movies but if she did a tv show, she'd sell out. They all do

  • Love it.

  • id like to see her nipples.

  • @GarIicjr i'd like to suck'em

  • shes so funny and hott wow I love this woman omg

  • Dem ma favorite girls sommore n mo'nique

  • Lord.....what I would do to her.

  • @NewYorkCityUSA7 i can guess, but i think she would hurt you real bad...lol

  • @47antony Nah, I'm a beast with it, she'd call me Numero Uno, Top Champion when I'm done with her, lol.

  • Lol she is made FUNNY!

  • i remember this....

  • SEXY

  • That heffa hair is snatchhhhhhhhhhhed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! work!! and she is the funniest female comedian !

  • I LOVE U GIRL!!!!

  • I LOVE U GIRL IS ALL ABOUT YOU!!!!!!

  • might be a tranny!